psychochemist

Chapter 323 The "shit" exam
When a person's heart is filled with darkness, evil will grow there. Perhaps it is not the person who commits the crime, but the person who creates the darkness.

The place where the water is drawn is the third water supply station, which is located in a house between the welding workshop and the metallurgical workshop.Dongdian Group has its own water production equipment, and each water supply station can supply about two workshops with pure water.After filling the water at the water supply station, put the lid on, and then put the water at the water intake of each team.People who come to fetch water only need to bring an empty bucket, register it, and then they can go back with a new bucket of water.

Liu Hailing went to the water station to fetch water as usual, and happily returned to the lounge.When he returned to the lounge, Ma Jiapeng was still cleaning the room. The workers were careless and often made the lounge messy, and the floor was covered with soot.Ma Jiapeng always cleans the lounge before going to the workshop when everyone goes to work, so that everyone will have a clean and comfortable rest environment when they come back.

Liu Hailing opened the seal of the bucket, and chatted with Ma Jiapeng: "Team Leader Ma, you are always so kind to everyone, but why do you always secretly care about everyone? Isn't it better for you to do these things in front of everyone?" okay?"

Ma Jiapeng also smiled and said: "Yes. Hello everyone in front of others, it is easy to be called a show, and the taste will change. Yes."

Liu Hailing picked up the bucket, put it onto the water dispenser with a bang, and said, "A good man is rewarded with good, isn't it justified? People can talk as they like."

Ma Jiapeng: "Yes. It is true that good people will be rewarded. But the purpose of being a good person is not to seek good rewards."

Liu Hailing asked curiously: "Oh? What is that?"

Ma Jiapeng didn't answer directly, but said: "Well, you look a bit boring, but you love to study and are very smart, unfortunately, you didn't use it on the right way..."

Liu Hailing heard that Ma Jiapeng meant that he usually read some investment books, not professional books at work.Liu Hailing buried her head in shame, and said, "Group Leader Ma, I'm sorry, I failed your cultivation. I know you are very kind to me, but I...I..."

Ma Jiapeng: "You just aren't interested in work, are you?" Ma Jiapeng teased with a smile.

Liu Hailing nodded awkwardly.

Ma Jiapeng: "Yes. I can understand. But we can't just do things based on our own interests. For me, I like history, but my work has nothing to do with history, but the two will not contradict each other."

Liu Hailing said weakly: "Okay, Team Leader Ma, I will pay more attention to my work in the future."

Ma Jiapeng: "Okay, let's go to the pre-examination mobilization meeting. I guess it has already started."

Liu Hailing: "Okay, I'll drink my saliva and go right away!"

"Oh!" Liu Hailing suddenly exclaimed.

Ma Jiapeng: "Huh? What's the matter? Hailing?"

"My cup seems to have been left on the water station, I have to get it quickly." Liu Hailing said uncertainly.

Ma Jiapeng: "You, you, you don't leave your thermos bottle. Every time you go out, you have to take your thermos bottle habitually. What do you say you are carrying a thermos bottle with a water belt? Now, let's forget about it?"

Liu Hailing patted her head in embarrassment, and said, "I'll go to the water station to look for it right away. After I find it, I'll go straight to the meeting venue." After speaking, she galloped out like a rabbit.

About an hour later, everyone finished the pre-exam mobilization meeting and returned to the lounge one after another.There are still about four to ten minutes before the exam begins, so everyone seizes the last time to read the book.

Ma Jiapeng looked at everyone's nervousness, and said with a smile: "If you work harder, you won't be so flustered before the exam."

A worker jokingly said: "As the saying goes, if you sharpen your guns before the battle, you will be happy if you are unhappy."

Ma Jiapeng also joked: "As the saying goes again, hold the Buddha's feet temporarily, and the Buddha kicks you."

There was a roar of laughter in the lounge, and the originally tense atmosphere eased a lot.

In the afternoon, when they were thirsty, everyone in the lounge went to the water dispenser to drink water.All, without one exception...

Time soon came to four in the afternoon, and the 9527 plan training qualification examination for the whole factory began.The test location of the driving team in the welding workshop was mixed in the second auditorium of Todian Group. This venue can seat about 1000 people.

No one could have imagined that the entire driving team in the welding workshop would become the laughing stock of the entire Dongdian Group in this seemingly peaceful afternoon.

What a "shit" exam.

The auditorium with a capacity of 1000 people, because of the exam, the seats are scattered, and there are about 400 to 500 people in the entire auditorium.

At 55:9527, the staff of the examination room distributed the papers to everyone on time.As soon as the clock struck four o'clock, everyone began to write quickly.Everyone's attitude towards this exam is no less than that of the college entrance examination. An event as important as the [-] program is rare in decades. Just like the college entrance examination, it can change a person's fate.

At first, it was just a fart, and no one paid attention to it...

Next, there was an even louder fart sound in the auditorium. This fart sound was long and dense.The people around couldn't help but let out faint laughter.

Seeing this, the invigilator sternly reprimanded: "Why are you laughing? Be serious! Exams! Also, please pay attention to exam discipline, don't fart casually!"

The invigilator's mandarin with a strong dialect flavor, coupled with the funny language, made everyone laugh even harder.This makes the scene full of a rather comic color.

"Puff~" Another fart sound came from nowhere.

The invigilator was furious: "Oh? Who else is not convinced?"

Everyone finally couldn't help it, and laughed loudly.This amused the invigilator himself.

But after a while, the development of the situation gradually exceeded people's cognition...

Xiao Hou, a member of the driving team in the welding workshop, covered his stomach, leaned on the table, and raised his hand to signal: "Invigilator, I have a stomachache and I want to go to the bathroom."

The invigilator came over and said, "You can only go if you have handed in the test paper! Tell me, you didn't listen to the fact that you were told to urinate and poop before the exam."

Xiao Hou didn't want to give up, so he could only hold his stomach and continue answering the questions.

Xiao Wang of the driving team also raised his hand and said, "Invigilator, I want to go to the bathroom too!"

The invigilator was very upset and cursed, "You two are both in the welding workshop. Why are there so many people in your workshop? Every time you have a lot of work in your workshop."

Hearing that the invigilator started to release the map cannon, Xiao Li in the welding workshop was very unconvinced. He patted the table and stood up, pointed at the invigilator and said, "Who are you talking about?"

But it's okay if I don't slap the table. With this slap, my body is vigorous, and there is a pop! ! !The people sitting behind Xiao Li obviously felt a gust of hot wind blowing over them.Then, something indescribable flowed down Xiao Li's trouser legs...

　Ordinary people say farts, celebrities say farts are famous quotes - Polyethylene Glycol

　　
　
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