The black-bellied princess plays the prince
Chapter 169 Laughter
Chapter 169 Laughter
Ever since I was a child, I have never known what tears are, because I know that tears will not bring me sympathy or rations or clothes. Only by robbing and stealing can I get what I want. After Fengge, I will not shed tears anymore. There are no tears to shed in front of the person who is about to be killed. When I am killed, it is useless to shed tears. When I am deceived by Li Zeyu, can I shed tears to keep him?
And now, I'm in tears.
I have become a normal person, well, let me continue to be normal, I closed my eyes, listening to this laughter, the surroundings are as warm as spring...
"The pavilion..."
Someone yelled in my ear, shaking me, "Wake up, wake up."
I was startled suddenly, and when I opened my eyes, I saw a faint green light, and the anxious face of Ye Xiao and Gu Shao.
Ye Xiao said: "That thing doesn't like light sources, so we can't light the fire pockets, they will blow out!"
Gu Shao held a luminous pearl in his hand, and the laughter had stopped.
I woke up like a dream and asked, "What's going on?"
Ye Xiao said: "Below, there is an animal that we have never seen before, so be careful."
Gu Shao stared straight at me: "Master, you...why are you so easily influenced by that laughter?"
There was a look of disillusionment in his eyes, as if my tall image had been shattered in his eyes again... Anyway, my image had been shattered more than a hundred times in his eyes, so he didn't care, stared at him and said: "Gu Shao , I am a woman with rich feelings, can't I?"
He averted his eyes and muttered, "Women? Are women easily moved?"
Ye Xiao snorted: "This laughter can trigger people's hallucinations, and people will always be bored with it. It is especially useful for those who have been emotionally hurt and those who have entered menopause. Our pavilion master will definitely not be emotionally hurt, so... ..."
Gu Shao interface: "Menopause?"
The two nodded at the same time.
I:"……"
I ignored them, and looked around with the faint light in Gu Shao's hand, only to realize that we were by an underground river, not far away, there was a dark river slowly slipping by, occasionally there were one or two black shadows All of a sudden they fell into the river.
They slid down into the river without making a sound and could not splash Sihao's water.
What is this?
I looked at Gu Shao in a blink of an eye, Gu Shao shook his head, Ye Xiao also shook his head, and a strange expression appeared on his face, "We have never seen this kind of thing before, they can live on the bottom of the water and on the shore, when they just laughed, I'm afraid you were startled, and they all came out of the bottom of the water and gathered on the shore, but they were extremely afraid of light, Gu Shao took out the Ye Mingzhu, and they all jumped into the water."
Gu Shaodao: "Pavilion Master, you don't know how dangerous you are just now, they smiled and gathered around you, opened their mouths, wanting to share you and eat you, but you looked intoxicated, that laughter, really There is magic."
Ye Xiao said: "Yes, I've heard that singing has magical powers. I heard that a few days ago, there was a flute player who could attract a hundred birds together. I didn't expect that laughter also has magical powers. No, in my opinion , is much more magical than the sound of the flute, the sound of the flute can only attract birds, how can it compare to laughter, which can hold a big living person motionless, waiting to be eaten?"
His sarcasm made me face a fever, and I changed the subject: "Have you guys seen what it is?"
The two looked at each other.
Gu Shaodao: "I told you, you wouldn't believe it."
I was ridiculed by the two of them for a while, and I wanted to find some bargains to come back, so I sneered: "It's not that I don't believe it, it's that you are blind and didn't see clearly, right?"
Ye Xiao was fine, and Gu Shao was deeply insulted: "Pavilion Master, you know that I am very talented and can see things at night. When you recruited me into the cabinet, didn't you also take a fancy to me?"
I sneered again and again: "That's when you were young. I heard that some of your talents disappeared when you grew up, just like those people who were extremely smart when you were young, but when you grow up, most of them are stupid!"
Ye Xiao interjected: "Gheyou Panzi, stop sneering, sneering is not your style."
Gu Shao's tone was blank: "But when you recruited me, didn't I already grow up? I was 15 years old."
I firmly said: "There is a huge difference between 15 and 25 years old."
"Excessive words!" The two said in unison.
Maybe the conversations of the few of us disturbed those things. I turned my head and saw a few more crawling up the river in twos and threes.
Even though the light was dim, I could see clearly that those things were slender and one or two meters long lying on the ground, and what surprised me even more was that one or two stood up and stood like people.
The more I looked at it, the more I felt chills in my heart. I quietly retracted my feet, moved behind Ye Xiao, and said in a low voice: "Gu Shao, what is that?"
Gu Shao was silent again, I felt impatient, and just about to punch him on the chin, he said: "Master, I told you, don't say I'm dazzled, those things are dragons..."
"what?"
"They look exactly the same as the legendary dragons, and they look exactly the same as the dragons on the pillars of the palace. They have beards and horns, but they don't have scales, and their bodies are extremely smooth. Pavilion Master, you punched them just now. On the belly of one of them, Pavilion Master, are they soft..."
I wanted to laugh out loud, but I couldn't. Ye Xiao might be telling lies, but Gu Shao never told me a lie. Thinking about when he fell, he also fell on a piece of soft ground, and he couldn't help but fall. A layer of chicken skin.
But there are no dragons in this world, at least, no one has ever seen a dragon, whether it is flying in the sky or lurking in the water.
The dragon is just a dead thing carved by craftsmen on the pillars of the palace. Although it is full of fangs and claws, it is just a dead thing made of wood or metal, which is imagined in people's minds.
"Gu Shao, aren't you dazzled?" I asked.
Gu Shao shook his head, and Ye Xiao said: "Short pancake, he doesn't have blurred vision, after taking out the Ye Mingzhu, I went in and looked at it, it is indeed something that looks like a dragon."
"How could it be?" I snatched the Ye Mingzhu from Gu Shao's hand, flew up and headed for the shore, but just as I got up, I fell down. What's going on? Was it fine just now? son?
Ye Xiao and Gu Shao hurriedly supported me, Gu Shao said: "Pavilion Master, you haven't recovered yet, so be careful."
"No, I just got better."
Ye Xiaodao: "When I first entered here, I also felt that my skills had greatly increased, and my whole body was full of strength. I think that when they got together just now, the extremely cold breath in their mouths had the effect of enhancing their skills. Now they all entered The bottom is underwater, so the effect is gone.”
"That's right." Gu Shao said, "The snorts they exhale do have such an effect, and the subordinate's skills just now have also increased."
(End of this chapter)
Ever since I was a child, I have never known what tears are, because I know that tears will not bring me sympathy or rations or clothes. Only by robbing and stealing can I get what I want. After Fengge, I will not shed tears anymore. There are no tears to shed in front of the person who is about to be killed. When I am killed, it is useless to shed tears. When I am deceived by Li Zeyu, can I shed tears to keep him?
And now, I'm in tears.
I have become a normal person, well, let me continue to be normal, I closed my eyes, listening to this laughter, the surroundings are as warm as spring...
"The pavilion..."
Someone yelled in my ear, shaking me, "Wake up, wake up."
I was startled suddenly, and when I opened my eyes, I saw a faint green light, and the anxious face of Ye Xiao and Gu Shao.
Ye Xiao said: "That thing doesn't like light sources, so we can't light the fire pockets, they will blow out!"
Gu Shao held a luminous pearl in his hand, and the laughter had stopped.
I woke up like a dream and asked, "What's going on?"
Ye Xiao said: "Below, there is an animal that we have never seen before, so be careful."
Gu Shao stared straight at me: "Master, you...why are you so easily influenced by that laughter?"
There was a look of disillusionment in his eyes, as if my tall image had been shattered in his eyes again... Anyway, my image had been shattered more than a hundred times in his eyes, so he didn't care, stared at him and said: "Gu Shao , I am a woman with rich feelings, can't I?"
He averted his eyes and muttered, "Women? Are women easily moved?"
Ye Xiao snorted: "This laughter can trigger people's hallucinations, and people will always be bored with it. It is especially useful for those who have been emotionally hurt and those who have entered menopause. Our pavilion master will definitely not be emotionally hurt, so... ..."
Gu Shao interface: "Menopause?"
The two nodded at the same time.
I:"……"
I ignored them, and looked around with the faint light in Gu Shao's hand, only to realize that we were by an underground river, not far away, there was a dark river slowly slipping by, occasionally there were one or two black shadows All of a sudden they fell into the river.
They slid down into the river without making a sound and could not splash Sihao's water.
What is this?
I looked at Gu Shao in a blink of an eye, Gu Shao shook his head, Ye Xiao also shook his head, and a strange expression appeared on his face, "We have never seen this kind of thing before, they can live on the bottom of the water and on the shore, when they just laughed, I'm afraid you were startled, and they all came out of the bottom of the water and gathered on the shore, but they were extremely afraid of light, Gu Shao took out the Ye Mingzhu, and they all jumped into the water."
Gu Shaodao: "Pavilion Master, you don't know how dangerous you are just now, they smiled and gathered around you, opened their mouths, wanting to share you and eat you, but you looked intoxicated, that laughter, really There is magic."
Ye Xiao said: "Yes, I've heard that singing has magical powers. I heard that a few days ago, there was a flute player who could attract a hundred birds together. I didn't expect that laughter also has magical powers. No, in my opinion , is much more magical than the sound of the flute, the sound of the flute can only attract birds, how can it compare to laughter, which can hold a big living person motionless, waiting to be eaten?"
His sarcasm made me face a fever, and I changed the subject: "Have you guys seen what it is?"
The two looked at each other.
Gu Shaodao: "I told you, you wouldn't believe it."
I was ridiculed by the two of them for a while, and I wanted to find some bargains to come back, so I sneered: "It's not that I don't believe it, it's that you are blind and didn't see clearly, right?"
Ye Xiao was fine, and Gu Shao was deeply insulted: "Pavilion Master, you know that I am very talented and can see things at night. When you recruited me into the cabinet, didn't you also take a fancy to me?"
I sneered again and again: "That's when you were young. I heard that some of your talents disappeared when you grew up, just like those people who were extremely smart when you were young, but when you grow up, most of them are stupid!"
Ye Xiao interjected: "Gheyou Panzi, stop sneering, sneering is not your style."
Gu Shao's tone was blank: "But when you recruited me, didn't I already grow up? I was 15 years old."
I firmly said: "There is a huge difference between 15 and 25 years old."
"Excessive words!" The two said in unison.
Maybe the conversations of the few of us disturbed those things. I turned my head and saw a few more crawling up the river in twos and threes.
Even though the light was dim, I could see clearly that those things were slender and one or two meters long lying on the ground, and what surprised me even more was that one or two stood up and stood like people.
The more I looked at it, the more I felt chills in my heart. I quietly retracted my feet, moved behind Ye Xiao, and said in a low voice: "Gu Shao, what is that?"
Gu Shao was silent again, I felt impatient, and just about to punch him on the chin, he said: "Master, I told you, don't say I'm dazzled, those things are dragons..."
"what?"
"They look exactly the same as the legendary dragons, and they look exactly the same as the dragons on the pillars of the palace. They have beards and horns, but they don't have scales, and their bodies are extremely smooth. Pavilion Master, you punched them just now. On the belly of one of them, Pavilion Master, are they soft..."
I wanted to laugh out loud, but I couldn't. Ye Xiao might be telling lies, but Gu Shao never told me a lie. Thinking about when he fell, he also fell on a piece of soft ground, and he couldn't help but fall. A layer of chicken skin.
But there are no dragons in this world, at least, no one has ever seen a dragon, whether it is flying in the sky or lurking in the water.
The dragon is just a dead thing carved by craftsmen on the pillars of the palace. Although it is full of fangs and claws, it is just a dead thing made of wood or metal, which is imagined in people's minds.
"Gu Shao, aren't you dazzled?" I asked.
Gu Shao shook his head, and Ye Xiao said: "Short pancake, he doesn't have blurred vision, after taking out the Ye Mingzhu, I went in and looked at it, it is indeed something that looks like a dragon."
"How could it be?" I snatched the Ye Mingzhu from Gu Shao's hand, flew up and headed for the shore, but just as I got up, I fell down. What's going on? Was it fine just now? son?
Ye Xiao and Gu Shao hurriedly supported me, Gu Shao said: "Pavilion Master, you haven't recovered yet, so be careful."
"No, I just got better."
Ye Xiaodao: "When I first entered here, I also felt that my skills had greatly increased, and my whole body was full of strength. I think that when they got together just now, the extremely cold breath in their mouths had the effect of enhancing their skills. Now they all entered The bottom is underwater, so the effect is gone.”
"That's right." Gu Shao said, "The snorts they exhale do have such an effect, and the subordinate's skills just now have also increased."
(End of this chapter)
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