The black-bellied princess plays the prince

Chapter 2 Master
Chapter 1 Master

When I saw the rolling gold outside the window, I knew that autumn was coming. As soon as the window was opened, the scent of sweet-scented osmanthus in the yard rushed into my nose. , except for the piece of gold, everything around was hazy, but his nose was very sensitive, smelling the smell of roast duck in the kitchen, he secretly swallowed a mouthful of saliva.

After a while, the master stood at the door covered in the smell of the roast duck, and wanted to help me remove the splint and bandage and fix it again.

The master has to do this once a month. According to him, for a medical case like mine, he would be sorry for my broken bones if he didn't study it well.

It was broken like this, and after being cured by him, it is still alive and fresh, fresher than raw seafood, it is really strange!

He keeps saying that.

And he emphasized his rule very much.

I have a splint all over my body, so I can't move according to the principle, but the master has the craftsmanship of the ghost and tiger, so he made the splint very unique, and the splint can bear the weight of the body with only a slight movement. Moving on its own, the whole person is like a puppet on a string.

I have never played with such a fun thing. As soon as the splint was put on, I couldn't wait to walk in the yard. I even asked my brother to place a few big bronze mirrors so that I could see my appearance clearly.

If there is a puppet oiran competition in the world, then I will definitely win the first place... I said loudly with joy.

Senior Brother looked at me while mixing the medicine, and said in a drawn out voice, "Oiran...? Senior Sister, I think it's technically difficult for you to win the Oiran, but if you win the ugly There's no need to put on makeup and makeup about the queer girl..." The following omits thousands of words of comments and nagging from the senior brother about my similarity to the ugly queer girl.

The senior sister leaned against the door frame and wiped the long sword with a soft cloth. Hearing this, she glanced at me and her hand trembled. The soft cloth in her hand fell onto the long sword and was cut in half.

The master re-fixed the splint for me and straightened the wrongly grown bones. With a click, against his heavy face, it made people's teeth sore.

Anesthesia was put on my whole body, I didn't feel any pain at all, I just felt that my body was being swayed by him, and put into all kinds of unimaginable shapes. Open, inspired: "Master, I know what martial arts I should learn. I want to learn the bone shrinking skill. Look, my bones can be disassembled and folded at will. Wouldn't learning the bone shrinking skill be twice the result with half the effort?"

I am very proud of the sudden inspiration in my head, thinking that this broken bone is actually a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, maybe I can become a martial arts genius, I heard that I have learned the bone shrinking skill well, and the eight-foot man Being able to shrink into a wine jar, in my case, I have a unique opportunity, and my body is thin and small, maybe I can shrink into a wine bottle?In this way, wouldn't there be no one before and no one after?
I looked at the wine bottle hanging on the waist of the master and meditated... I shrunk it into the wine bottle of the master, and I didn't have to walk in the future. When I went out, I hung it on his waist. When I was thirsty, I could take a sip of wine nearby , hungry, next to the wine bottle is a leather bag for food.

This kind of life is really happier than a pig.

The senior brother said coolly at the side: "Bone shrinking skills are learned by those who are waiting for thieves. People like you do have the potential to become a thief... It just so happened that last night another thief broke into the kitchen." Thief, I happened to see it by accident when I was out at night, but I couldn't see it very clearly, so I threw my torch in my hand to the thief, and I accidentally threw it there. On the person's head, I can still smell the burning smell on the top of that person's head..." He looked at me with a surprised expression, "Hey, little junior sister, you have a good hairstyle today, it's a little curly, and there are some sesame seeds on it Huang, junior sister, have you curled your hair with tongs? It’s really like a dish of day lily, and it makes people appetite when they see it..."

I muttered silently, gritted my teeth, raised my head with a smile on my face, shook the fist on the splint, and changed the subject amidst the sound of the splint: "Brother, from time to time there will be two people sneaking up on the mountain. Last time, Chen Orion's Your daughter sneaked into your bedroom, did you read it wrong again last night?"

Senior brother looks very flirtatious, so everyone thinks he is flirtatious and always wants to force him to do flirtatious things, especially women.

The women around our mountain are more enthusiastic and unrestrained.

The brother's expression changed, and he thought, "Junior sister, you are right, that person looked like a woman last night, stealing food like a wild beast, but whether she is actually a human or a beast remains to be verified..."

My gums were a little sore, I stretched out my hand, and pulled out a strand of senior brother's hair, and looked at the light before he yelled: "Senior brother, you have gray hair!"

The senior brother's screams were sealed into his mouth, his face was a bit gloomy, "Could it be that I'm also a teenager with gray hair?"

Senior brother cherishes his appearance very much. When he saw this, he took out a small bronze mirror from his arms, looked at it and said, "Little junior sister, you have been lying on the bed for so long, how do you plan to do it in the future? In fact, you have been lying in bed for many years. It doesn't matter if you go on, at most we will raise you like a pig, but then again, I'm very depressed, junior sister, you can't get married, how can you get married in the future? Is it true? Want me to marry you?"

I glared at him: "Senior brother, my ambition is lofty, much loftier than yours... Master is respected as an old god, brother, you are called a miracle doctor, and my sister is called a magic sword. In the future, I will What an honor, what an honor, what an honor it must be to become a thief, and we are the same four gods."

Seeing that I didn't make me angry, the senior brother snorted, "If you are chased all over the street in the future, don't tell us our names."

Senior brother is not good like this, he likes to chase after and hit, ridicule and ridicule.

After hearing this, the senior sister fell to the bluestone floor with the sharp sword in her hand, almost piercing her own foot.

My heart was immersed in the bliss of putting it in a wine bottle and drinking a sip of wine after practicing the bone shrinking skill, and I automatically ignored his words: "Self-suffering heroes are regardless of high or low, regardless of origin, your junior sister has become unprecedented. Don't worry, don't be jealous, senior brother, I will support you..." I turned my head to the senior sister who bent down to pick up the sword, "Senior sister, don't be sad, I will support you at the same time your."

The senior sister just picked up the sword, but when she lost her hand, she dropped the sword in her hand again.

Looking at her appearance, I was very surprised, and had a lot of doubts about the title of senior sister... Can a swordsman who can't even hold a sword be called a divine sword?

It seems that the important task of revitalizing the division will still fall on me in the future!

I suddenly feel that I have a long way to go, and the future is covered with golden light and full of thorns.

The senior brother coughed and didn't speak any more, his body trembling a little.

The master put the last two bones on the splint with two clicks, and the corners of his mouth twitched, making the beards on his face flutter.

The master is too immeasurable, the senior sister only knows that the sword wind is fierce every day, and the senior brother is still a bit popular, but only knows nagging and cynicism, the three of them get together, there is nothing but the voice of the senior brother, here I come Afterwards, according to the master, he often said: "Annoying! Annoying! One annoying person is enough, why is there another one?"

The brother's words have indeed increased exponentially, but most of them are praising me in an ironic tone. Who told him that he is shy and shy, even he is embarrassed to praise others.

My brother told me that when he rescued me from the traffickers, all the bones in my body were broken, because I stayed in the cage for a long time, and my eyes were not good. According to him, the traffickers wanted to make me In order to become a human dog, I had to break the bones of my body and redesign it so that I could look like a dog. The human trafficker was skinning the dog at that time, and he was going to skin me. He put the dog skin on me and waited for the dog skin to grow. On my body, it becomes a strange object with a human head and dog body, and if I send it to the palace, I will receive countless rewards.

I always feel that my life experience is too bleak and shocking in his mouth. It is unbelievable to cooperate with the dodging eyes of my senior brother. The person raised in the cage can cultivate such a lively, cute, clever and intelligent character like me. ?
I used this to question my brother, he looked at the floating clouds in the sky for a long time, he was lively and cute, not necessarily clever, but his thick skin was unusual.

I am used to being beaten by him, and I have developed a good habit of automatically turning all the irony in his tone into his silent praise of me from the bottom of my heart, so I shyly said: "Brother, don't praise me so implicitly , you mean that I am not surprised when things happen, and that Mount Tai collapses in front of my eyes without showing any emotion?"

The usually talkative brother was completely speechless, and slid straight down from the chair. At the same time, the corners of his eyes and mouth twitched, like ice cubes that melted in spring, which was spectacular.

I always feel that there are many loopholes in his story. In order to prove this loophole, I really want to find a dog, skin it, and then try to cover it with the skin of other animals to see how the skin changes. But because we live in the mountains and dogs are not easy to find, I put my mind on the lion and the rabbit raised by the master. The lion looks like a dog when it is asleep, but they are quite different in size. It is too big. After the rabbit is skinned, it may not be enough to cover a lion's leg. If it is made in the future, it will not be a lion's head and a rabbit's leg?A person with a human head and a dog's body presented to the palace is a rare and exotic object, and if he can be rewarded, what can he get with a lion's head and a rabbit's leg? ... I think far and wide about everything, and in the end, I really can't do anything about it, so I just let it go.

(End of this chapter)