The black-bellied princess plays the prince

Chapter 6 The Thief's Ambition

Just as he was thinking about it, he grabbed me, stretched out his hand and put me on the pit like a chick, while dismantling the board with me, he discussed with me: "Yueya, what are your plans for the future? Want to be a thief?"

His words were really kind, which made me a little more vigilant: "Master, do you disagree?"

I heard the crackling of bones.

His tone became more and more amiable: "I agree, how could you disagree, it's just Yue Yue'er, although your bones are now much better under the master's skillful hands, but the meridians are damaged, and the parts of your body are pieced together. Learning difficult martial arts is not enough..."

I am more sensitive to the word put together, so I asked: "Master, haven't the bones grown? What else is put together on my body?"

I turned my head and suddenly saw him avoiding my gaze, there seemed to be water in his eyes, the master's face was paralyzed, I have seen him a lot, I have never seen him like this.

He coughed, and the look in his eyes was normal, which made me suspect that my vision was wrong. He whispered: "Yue Yaer, no matter what, Master will not let you go."

His words reminded me of puppets made of puppets, clay puppets in temples, and dolls made of pastries. What martial arts do I have?"

His tone was more amiable: "There is one martial art you have to learn, and it is lightness kung fu for escaping. Before you become a thief, you were a thief first, and you will be chased and beaten everywhere. Therefore, from today on, the master will teach you How can you escape chicly and happily..."

His tone was too enthusiastic, which made me even more vigilant: "Master, you are not studying some new martial arts again, have you found someone to practice it?"

He stopped his hand for a while before saying: "Yue Ya'er, you are too sensitive."

I:"……"

So, at the master's insistence, I started to learn the lightness kung fu called the Eighteen Stairs of Xiangyun from him. According to him, this technique is easy to master. You can hit your legs together in the air and do somersaults eighteen times. People can't catch up, because although my body bones have grown well, they are fragile after all, but my body is a bit lighter. Learning this martial art will get twice the result with half the effort. I always think about the bone shrinking skill, and I want to abandon it That door, every time I mentioned it, I was always scolded by the master, saying that I was a chicken and a dog, and he hated me.

I thought to myself that the one who escaped miraculously is not the same as flying like a dog?

I can't run and run against the master, and I can't fight more. Although I can argue, but in this world, the truth comes from the fist, and I have never heard of someone who can tell people the truth, so I have to follow the master honestly. learned.

But because I was always thinking about bone shrinking skills and so on, I couldn't concentrate on it. After learning for half a year, I could only kick twice in mid-air, which was too far away from eighteen kicks. In the end, he was desperate for me, sad, disappointed, and sighed: "Hey, how could this happen? How could this happen? It shouldn't be like this?"

The senior brother persuaded: "Master, it's fine if the little junior sister can't learn it. If she can't learn it, it means that she won't overestimate her abilities. This kind of kung fu is enough to deal with ordinary Jianghu people."

The senior sister also persuaded: "Yes, master, only ordinary people can live a long life. Don't worry, I will accompany the little junior sister. If she can't escape, there will be me."

That’s all for the master, from now on he will no longer force me to learn the Xiangyun Eighteen Staircases, I will secretly learn the bone shrinking skill, every time the master finds out, he will always scold me and forbid me to injure the bones on my body so that my body will become weaker. Dwarfed by injuries, he became a dwarf.

I was scolded by him a lot, which greatly reduced my interest in martial arts. I always learned everything at a high level, but I didn’t succeed at a low level, but the stealing skills were slowly mastered. There were few people on the mountain, so I always practiced with my brothers and masters. They often exchange their bottom shirts and bottom pants, often after wearing them for a few days, they realize that they are not wearing their own clothes. Cut them into pieces, and then sew them on with thin thread to make the appearance look intact, so that when the master or brother in Yushu Linfeng looks at the lake water and sighs for its peerless beauty, a gust of wind blows leisurely, and their There are countless instances where belts have fallen off along with the trousers.

The senior sister is kind to me, so I seldom ask her to practice my hands, but when I am bored to the extreme, I replace her rouge with red chili powder.

After going back and forth like this several times, the masters and brothers are less and less likely to be fooled, and I am a little bored. One day, I climbed to the tree and took a nap in the sun for a while, when I saw the figure of the senior sister disappear with a whoosh In front of the master's door, after a while, the brother also looked around and disappeared in front of the master's door.

This clearly excludes me, so don't let me know if something happens!
I came down from the top of the tree and quietly walked to the door of the master, and then I heard the master's voice: "Have you not been noticed by Yue Yueer?"

The senior brother said: "No, she went to chase the ducks early in the morning."

The master said: "That's good, that's good."

The senior sister said: "Master, you told us to come here secretly, so that the junior sister won't find out, what do you want to order?"

The master sighed: "Li Zeyu has come to Yuzhou City. I'm going down the mountain to take some samples from him. You all know that wherever Li Zeyu goes, the ten-mile long street is decorated to the extreme. Even the same Ordinary ducks have to make hundreds of ways to eat them. As a teacher, I am afraid. After your little sister got the news, she followed me and clamored to go down the mountain..."

The senior brother sighed, "That's right, wherever Li Zeyu went, he used wine pools and meat forests, and was extravagant. My junior sister kept asking me what happened to the wine pools and meat forests a few days ago."

The tone of the senior sister is heavy and has a long way to go: "Master, don't worry, in order to let you go down the mountain to do business with peace of mind, I have prepared several boxes of expensive rouge jewelry, and I will lead the junior sister to steal our things, and let her steal to her heart's content. After she steals it, we will definitely use embarrassment, rage, rage, rage... and other expressions to attract the little junior sister, make her happy all day long, and treat you, master, all the time. Forget it, you old man can go to work with peace of mind."

The master breathed a sigh of relief: "That's good, she must not know, especially not let her know that Li Zeyu's chef can make exquisite ducks!"

The senior brother said: "Master, you are too. Where did you find a cookbook to let the younger sister learn to make Linglong Duck? It caused us to have diarrhea for several days, and it also made her miss the legendary Linglong Duck."

The master sighed: "All in all, I'm not on the mountain these few days, so please watch Crescent Moon for me! Li Zeyu only came to Yuzhou City for a few days and then left..."

The senior brothers and sisters in the room swore that they would coax me so much that I couldn't think of leaving, that I was so angry that I turned my nose, made a decision immediately, and packed it when I got back to the room. By the time they were still discussing in the room, I had already gone all the way down the mountain.

Yuzhou City is the border between Chu State and Jin State, and it is also a city given to Li Zeyu by the King of Chu State to appease Li Zeyu. Therefore, there are many people from Chu State. In the past, I went down the mountain with my master several times. It didn't stay for too long. Compared with Yuzhou City in the past, there are indeed many Shatuo people with pointed helmets and skeleton staffs on Yuzhou Street.

There are many smells on the street, I smell the strong smell of wine, and the smell of powder, and words such as wine pool and meat forest appeared in my mind. I followed the smell and finally came to the largest mansion in Yuzhou City. , the guards in front of this mansion are all from Sha Tuo.

A short and fat man in the shape of a watermelon swayed out of the door. I looked at it for a while, only to realize that that man was the short and fat officer who led a team to chase me down for a duck last time. His current attire It is very different from half a year ago. He wears a pointed helmet on his head and two wolf tails hanging down his shoulders. He is very practical, and he is an official of Jisha Tuo again?

I looked up at the tablet above. In the past, he was only a county magistrate. After joining the Shatuo people, he was promoted and made a fortune, and became the governor?

The scent inside the vermilion gate became stronger, mixed with a little wine, which made my stomach growl. Seeing the short and fat official rushing forward and back surrounded by the crowd reminded me of The duck that was snatched from him is now too fat, and there are groups of children, whizzing past the mountain every day, and I occasionally get two for a tooth-fighting sacrifice. Thinking about it this way, my stomach feels even more I felt empty, and when I looked at him, my eyes turned eager... The place where I hid was not too far from where he walked. Looking over at me, what was even more surprising was that my appearance was so different from what it was half a year ago, yet he also recognized me, pointing at me and shouting tremblingly: "The wooden barrel demon is made into a human form!" It's..."

While screaming wildly, he shrank his fat body behind the crowd and shivered. He probably believed that I was obsessed with his fat body, so he waited on the road and prepared to speak.

The guard next to him pulled out the scimitar from his belt and rushed towards me. I had no choice but to run wildly all the way again, just as the master said, Yueya, before you become a thief, you are a thief first. People are chasing like chickens and dogs!
Fortunately, my auspicious cloud two ladders learned well, and at night, I finally got rid of the person chasing behind me, but now that the fat official has become powerful, he actually issued a wanted order for the yamen servants, chasing him all over the city. Therefore, the Prince Jin must not be disturbed by trivial disturbances, and the culprit must be arrested and brought to justice before the Prince Jin arrives.

He has a bit of courage, knowing that I am a 'barrel demon' in human form, so he is not afraid of angering the 'monster'?
I thought about it, there is a place that this fat official can't go in, isn't it the place where Jin Prince Li Zeyu will be entertained?
So, I dodged left and right, and finally followed several luxuriously dressed and enchanting servants to the beam of the gorgeous lobby.

From the discussion between the master and the senior brother, I knew that wherever Li Zeyu went, the reception must be extremely luxurious, and there are wine pools and meat forests to serve him, but I hid on the beam in the lobby and looked down for a while, but nothing happened. After figuring out where the wine pond and meat grove are located, I watched the maidservants put plates, wine glasses, melon and fruit snacks, etc., and covered the chairs and stools in the main hall with white tiger skins, and then quietly retreated. , I ate two pieces of snacks on each plate, and my stomach was heavy. Although there was a cold wind blowing outside the house, there was a hearth in the house, which made the whole room warm... So, I felt Chun sleepy, and very sleepy... I fell asleep as a matter of course.

And fell asleep lying on the beam.

I was awakened by the strong smell of meat and wine, and between half-dream and half-awake, I seemed to see a pool of meat in a wine pool... There was a big pool of fine wine below, and in the center of the wine floated a duck that was roasted brown and glowing with oil, crispy and crispy Soft, delicious enough to make people swallow their tongues, I stretched my hand towards the duck, and I was about to reach it, I could touch the browned skin of the duck, but the duck suddenly went under the water Drilled down, I followed down... Drilled, drilled, drilled...

How did you drill so fast?
In the process of my body falling straight down, I woke up completely.

Then I saw a huge iron pot underneath, with firewood placed under the iron pot, and the fire was melting, countless bubbles were bubbling in the pot, gurgling, gurgling, the meat inside was churning, and the aroma was overflowing.

(End of this chapter)