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Chapter 542 It Really Wasn't On Purpose! (2nd update!)

Cristiano Ronaldo missed the ball beautifully, the football rolled between the legs of Manchester United No. 7, Rooney ran towards the football, and Rooney was about to receive the football. At this time, Wigan Athletic defender Brown came up, and he and Rooney entangled At the same time, the purpose is not to let the little fat man take the ball easily.

Brown can see clearly that he only needs to get stuck in his position. Even if Rooney can get the ball, he loses the possibility of shooting or instigating the shot in the first place.

However, just when Brown was complacent, he saw a smile on Rooney's face, that kind of smile, and then, Brown's face became extremely embarrassing——

Because Rooney leaned forward and rushed to the football, and at the same time, the guy's right hand was pulled on Brown's shorts, and Brown bet that as long as he dared to continue to block him from getting the ball, Rooney, the bitch, would never hesitate Then, his little bird will dedicate himself to performance art in front of more than 2 fans at the scene. In addition, don't forget that there are millions of fans in front of the TV Look at it.

Want a ball?Or keep the bird?

This is a problem.

It's a matter of choice that Brown has to make now.

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In fact, there is no need for Brown to make a choice, because when he was in a daze, Rooney stretched out his left foot to control the football under his feet, then used his right foot as the axis, turned half a circle on the spot, and swept the football towards on the left side of the restricted area.

At this time, Brown only felt his ass cool, but it was Rooney who swept the football to the other side, slipped and fell down. It didn't matter if he fell, the right hand pulling Brown's shorts subconsciously pull...

Fortunately for Brown, he was wearing tight underwear, but the pants were pulled down, and the underwear was still there... However, after the game, Brown wished to go back in time, and would rather that bitch Rooney put him together with his underwear Pull it down, let the bird come out to get some air, it's better than everyone's attention is on his underwear:

"Haha, I laughed so hard, Brown's underpants are so unique, there is actually a picture of Zorro holding a sword on the back, and the most amazing thing is that the sword is inserted down the buttocks, straight into the depths of the flowers It's... isn't this 'chrysanthemum remnant'..." This was described by a domestic fan in his blog at that time, and it was quickly reposted by some sports portals...it was all the rage.

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Let's not talk about the "chrysanthemum residue" here, let's continue to follow football.

Rooney pulled the ball beautifully with his left foot, pivoted on his right foot, and swept the football to the other side.

Then, everyone saw that at some point, Li Rui ran from the left side of the penalty area to the right side of the penalty area, and rushed to the front of the football. Without the slightest hesitation, he swung his right foot directly!
The calf swings so much that it hits the football!

"...Li Rui! When was he there - Shot!! Straight volley! GOOOOOAAAAAL!!! The football went into the far corner of the goal! The ball went in! The ball went in!! Wigan Athletic goalkeeper Kirkland No response at all! 2:0, Manchester United lead Wigan Athletic 2:0!!! 28! 28! This is Li Rui's 28th goal this season! God, I have no doubt that this guy will complete 30 goals Goal! Now in stoppage time in the first half, Li Rui scored his second goal of the game! I just want to know now, 2 minutes in the second half of the game... how many more did he want to score? Goals! How many more goals can be scored!!” Taibi looked extremely excited, he roared loudly, and then, in the next second, Brown appeared in his line of sight. It should be said that everyone who was The person attracted by the goal, at this moment, was immediately attracted there...

Rao Brown reacted and pulled up his shorts quickly. However, the cute image of 'Zorro wielding a sword and a chrysanthemum' still caught people's hearts so much that it made many people's eyes burnt out.

Li Rui scored a goal over there, and there was such an embarrassing situation here, even the Wigan Athletic fans at the J** stadium didn't know whether to boo or laugh.

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When Li Rui was running wildly to celebrate his goal, Rooney was still sitting on the ground. He was looking at Brown who was glaring at him with inexplicable grief and indignation.

The two of them stared like this for about three or four seconds.

And after the game, this momentary freeze-frame picture was accompanied by a very classic line by the "Sun", which made the fans smile.

Brown (with inexplicable grief and indignation): You did it on purpose, I knew you did it on purpose, you did it on purpose, you did it, you did it! !that is! ! !
Rooney (with an innocent expression): I didn't mean it, I said I didn't mean it.I didn't mean to, no!no!It is not! !

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At this time, Brown had already pulled up his shorts. Li Rui didn't know what happened. He rushed over, pulled the fat man up, hugged him in his arms, and celebrated the goal. He wanted to thank Rooney for the assist. .

However, looking at the appearance of the little fat man being held in Li Rui's arms, it is easy to think that the little fat man was bullied by a strong man named Brown, and now he is in Li Rui's arms. seek comfort...

Don't doubt the imagination of the reporters. These are all after the game, the media matched the lines, and the newspapers went to thousands of households. The season is over, and this can be regarded as a snack for England fans from Rooney and Brown. Well, it's just that one of the parties may not be so happy... I guess Brown wants to strangle that bitch Rooney to death.

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At this time, the referee also blew the whistle for the end of the first half. In the first half, Wigan Athletic's defense should have been very successful. However, it was these two shots. Free kicks, one is that Manchester United 'fudged' Wigan Athletic's defense with several fake shots. In the end, Brown was attacked by Wayne Rooney's 'fucking hand'. In the end, Li Rui shot from a long distance and broke through Wigan Athletic again. goal.

This also made Wigan Athletic players hang their heads one by one at the end of the first half, and it seemed that their emotions and morale had been greatly affected.

Wigan Athletic vowed to stop Manchester United before the game. To be precise, it wanted to stop Li Rui, give Li Rui a good look, and prevent him from scoring goals. However, there is always a gap between ideals and reality. Wigan Athletic’s fighting spirit is not They were able to block the shield of Li Rui's goal.

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It cannot but be said that Wigan Athletic players do not work hard, they are imposing, they are high-spirited, and they will defend their home court and their dignity to the death.

However, the gap in strength and the role of superstars made them temporarily leave the field with a disappointed expression at the end of the first half. Li Rui, as Manchester United's absolute offensive core, as the European Mr. The World Footballer of the Year, Mr. Double, still showed the role of a superstar. It can be said that in the first half of the game, Li Rui had these two opportunities, and he seized them and scored goals.

Before the game, the Wigan Athletic player who was full of fighting spirit and wanted to show Li Rui a good look, at this time, the idea that that guy was really unstoppable came to the bottom of his heart...

Once this kind of thought arises, it will continue to magnify in the bottom of my heart...

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The visiting team dressing room at Wigan Athletic's J** Stadium is in a mess now, and the Manchester United players are very excited. Obviously, they are very satisfied with the score of 2:0 at the end of the first half. More importantly, these two goals were scored by Li Rui.

Never before have these people been so happy with the goals of their teammates, even more happy than their own goals!

Didn't Wigan Athletic want to block, didn't they want to embarrass Li Rui, gritted their teeth and didn't want Li Rui to score?Then, we have to help Li Rui score goals and help teammates score goals, and now it seems that we did a good job in the first half!
Li Rui's 2 goals made the Manchester United players, who almost revolved around Li Rui's attack in the first half, very happy, with a sense of satisfaction.Moreover, if Li Rui can really score 4 goals, increase the number of league goals this season to 30 goals, and make history, as a part of the creation of history, they will be very happy in their hearts, and, this time In the game, the whole Manchester United team helped Li Rui score a goal to create the history of the Premier League Golden Boot, which will also become an eternal classic memory in the history of the Premier League! !

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"Li, I have a hunch that you will score at least two goals in the second half of the game! Haha! You will definitely make history!" O'Shea patted Li Rui on the shoulder and said.

He scored two goals in the first half of the game, especially feeling the help from his teammates, which put Li Rui in a good mood. He said with a smile: "I want to thank you all for helping me so hard. If I don't score again With the ball, it’s unreasonable.”

"Haha, that's right, Li, if you fail my assist, I swear I won't pass the ball to you again!" Of course it was Rooney who said this, and he said proudly.

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At this time, Li Rui already knew the "unavoidable story" that happened between Rooney and that Wigan Athletic's Brown. He rolled his eyes, put his arms around Rooney, and asked him, "Honestly, did you mean to-trick?" Get off that guy—haha, get off your shorts..."

Hearing Li Rui ask Rooney this way, the locker room became even more chaotic. Everyone laughed and booed.

Rooney had an innocent expression on his face, "I swear, I really didn't mean it at first."

Everyone can hear the problem with these words. It wasn't intentional at first, so what happened later?

"I didn't slip on purpose. As for pulling down that guy's shorts...it's easy... don't you want to see that guy's thing?" The little fat man said very toughly.

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The locker room, which was still messy, became quiet.

Li Rui quickly let go of Rooney's arm, and clapped his hands quickly, looking at everyone for fear of having a virus, "Well, I'll go wash my hands."

"I'll go too. But it's for a shower. Wayne seemed to touch my ass just now. I knew he had been coveting my ass for a long time..." Someone shamelessly complained.

Everyone was speechless... The little fat man was even more inexplicably sad and indignant...

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PS: Ladies and gentlemen, here is the second update.

It is past seven o'clock in the morning when I code out this chapter.It is updated regularly, and I don’t know if the monthly pass has reached 415 when this chapter is updated, and I don’t know if I need to add more...

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