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Chapter 10 A Fairy is a Fairy!

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"What value do you have to make the gods hate you?" Hu Meier gave Zhang Xiaojun a blank look and walked towards the city.

Zhang Xiaojun took out a mat and got out of the car, closed the car door, found a flat place to spread the mat, and then lay down and fell asleep. If anyone knew that Zhang Xiaojun wasted such an opportunity, they would probably have the heart to beat him to death. !
Hu Meier, who came back from shopping, looked at Zhang Xiaojun lying on the ground with a speechless face, kicked the sleeping Zhang Xiaojun, and said, "You are really asleep!"

"Ah? Sister, you're back." Zhang Xiaojun sat up in a jerk.

"Why don't you sleep? You don't let me go shopping with you, and it's really comfortable to sleep here."

"Pfft... This is the fairyland, it's very difficult for those of us with magical powers to come here, do you understand? The environment here is the most suitable for cultivation." Hu Meier said angrily.

"Cultivation? As written in the novel? I don't know how to practice the exercises. I'm like a tiger eating the sky with nowhere to catch. It's better to sleep comfortably." Zhang Xiaojun didn't think so, because he really felt that sleeping here was very comfortable.

"That's right, you don't have the skills to practice, and you can't guide the spiritual energy. It seems that such a good environment is useless for you." Hu Meier said thoughtfully.

"That's right, just like when I look at you, sister, you can only look at it, but not eat it."

"Hehe, you little brat, you still want to eat me, sister? You wouldn't dare to give you two guts." Hu Meier covered her mouth and smiled.

"That's not necessarily true." Zhang Xiaojun said with a smirk.

"Hehe, let's go, go back early." Hu Meier didn't want to talk about this unhealthy topic anymore.

Zhang Xiaojun responded, and the two started their return journey.

On the road.

"By the way, sister, you said exercises or something. Do you have any? I heard that cultivating immortals is very fun." Zhang Xiaojun is still thinking about that matter. After all, he has the resources, so it's a **** not to use it.

"If I have it, I won't give it to you. People, ghosts, demons, demons, immortals, etc. have different ways of practicing. This difference is fundamentally different, that is, I will give you my exercises. , The good thing is that your meridians are scrapped, and you almost exploded to death. Think about whether there is any legend in your human world who has attained the Dao Feixian. If you encounter it, don’t let it go." Hu Meier said seriously.

"Human Realm? When I traveled to the west, Guan Lingyin was delighted to see the Ziqi Floating Pass, and I passed by on a green ox." Zhang Xiaojun said.

"Then you dragged him that day and asked him for the exercises he wanted to practice. If he didn't give you the exercises, you dragged him to a place of nothingness and robbed him." Hu Mei'er said with a coquettish smile.

"Sister, you are good or bad, but I remember that there are rumors that Lao Tzu is one of the thousands of incarnations of the Supreme Lord." Zhang Xiaojun said.

"Taishang Laojun? Then it will be difficult for you. First of all, he lives in the highest heaven in the heaven - Tushitian, with powerful mana, and it is easy to cross the boundary. Unlike us little demons and immortals, Crossing the border is very difficult." Hu Meier frowned.

Zhang Xiaojun was a little speechless after hearing this. It was basically hopeless to cultivate immortality. He said, "Is that so? 33 heavens? What else is there in that world."

"There are still six days in the world of desire, eighteen days in the world of desire, and four days in the colorless world. This is 28 days. I don't know the remaining four days. Our current place is the first level of the colorless world. Heaven—I don’t want to be in the sky.” Hu Meier introduced.

Zhang Xiaojun turned the car around a corner and asked again: "This name is really weird...By the way, where are you in the demon world?"

"The demon world is not as troublesome as the heaven world. It is divided into nine heavens. Gold, wood, water, fire, and earth are the first five heavens, and heaven, earth, black and yellow are the last four heavens. But it is rumored that there is a tenth heaven in the demon world. As for the name, I don't know. " Hu Meier said.

"What level is your small town in?"

Hu Meier glanced at Zhang Xiaojun resentfully, and said, "It's already been said that Nu's family is a little demon, and it must be the first level—Jin Tian, ​​will you take Nu's family to visit other high-level heavens in the future?"

Hu Meier took Zhang Xiaojun's hand with a coquettish smile, and at the same time rubbed Zhang Xiaojun's arm with an indescribable part, which made Zhang Xiaojun's hand go soft.

"Kats!"

As soon as the hand softened, the car suddenly veered off course, which scared Zhang Xiaojun into a shudder and made Hu Meier roll her eyes.

"Sister, you are such a goblin. I can't go in those days now. If I go, I must take you with me, because I have Xiangche, and I will buy another pair of sunglasses later. Xiangche sunglasses will add beauty. On that day, tsk tsk..."

"Hehe, then it's decided." Hu Meier covered her mouth and laughed.

Zhang Xiaojun hastily withdrew his gaze, stared straight ahead, and cursed in his heart: "What a goblin."

Back to the road we left, it was almost five o'clock in the afternoon, and the fuel tank was almost out of gas. After refueling, Zhang Xiaojun was speechless. Hu Meier asked him to take her back to Qingyuan Town, which is the place where Hu Meier went for the first time. .

"Sister, remember to pay the fare. You see, I have spent a lot of money and betrayed my appearance." Zhang Xiaojun said with a sad face.

"What, can't do it? You are a man, you can't say no." Hu Meier giggled, Zhang Xiaojun gave Hu Meier a blank look, and the car started again.

Along the way, Zhang Xiaojun and Hu Meier talked nonsense, which made Zhang Xiaojun understand a lot about the first heaven in the demon world.

"Sister, we're here, the fare." Zhang Xiaojun was still thinking about the fare.

Hu Meier suddenly kissed Zhang Xiaojun's face, and then said, "Is one kiss enough?"

Zhang Xiaojun has already been petrified... He nodded mechanically, then shook his head again.

"Hehe, I'm really a kid. I've given you this thing, so I'm leaving." Hu Meier left a jade bottle behind, and got out of the car after saying a word.

Zhang Xiaojun was still on the spot, touched his cheek after a while, and then wanted to drive back.

Seeing Zhang Xiaojun drive away, Hu Meier breathed a sigh of relief, and murmured, "Is my choice right?"

On the way, Zhang Xiaojun was still a little absent-minded. It was the first time he was kissed by a girl, but he was not human yet. This made the old virgin Zhang Xiaojun a little confused, and it was so sudden.

After returning home, Zhang Xiaojun put the jade bottle in his pocket.

"Dad, I'm back."

"Well, your teacher came here and said that people from the Municipal Sports Bureau will come to our house tomorrow."

"Isn't it? Didn't he just run faster? As for being caught as a test subject?" Zhang Xiaojun never thought that his running faster would cause such a big disturbance.

"Dad, I don't want to go. It was purely an accident today. I heard that Uncle Zhao was sick, so I was in a hurry to see Uncle Zhao, so I wanted to come back early. I don't know why I ran so fast." Zhang Xiaojun looked aggrieved Looking at Zhang Dajun.

"If you don't want to go, don't go, don't join the system, don't gossip, just refuse tomorrow." Zhang Dajun's face is still calm, he knows about his son's body, today is just an accident.

(End of this chapter)