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Chapter 35 The monkey essence said: Female monkeys have bigger buttocks

Zhang Xiaojun shook his head, he locked the car door, got out of the car, walked to Hou Zijing's side and said, "Let's talk about the location first, otherwise I won't pull it."

The monkey spirit said calmly: "Oh, just go to the demon world."

Zhang Xiaojun was very happy, luck is indeed a kind of strength, he was lucky, he got the right monster for the first order today, and smiled: "Oh, do you have money?"

"Do you want Lingshi or the money you used?"

"Lingshi? Then Lingshi, I really don't lack money, get in the car!"

Houzijing then got into Zhang Xiaojun's car, but before the car had gone far, he was stopped by a women's association and a policeman in clean uniforms.The reason why the Women's Association and the police stopped Zhang Xiaojun's car was that Zhang Xiaojun was suspected of illegal and illegal operations.

The Women's Association and the police saluted Zhang Xiaojun and said, "Please show me your ID."

"Beautiful sister, what's the matter? I obey the traffic rules very much." Zhang Xiaojun looked confused.

The women's association and the police glanced at Zhang Xiaojun's driver's license and said, "Who is he to you?"

"He's my brother, he doesn't like talking very much, what's the matter?"

The women's association and the police frowned, turned to look at Houzijing, and asked, "How old is he?"

Such a question is simply a child's question for a monkey who has cultivated to become a master. His eyes lighted up slightly, and he looked at Zhang Xiaojun's bone age, and said calmly: "It's not long since I just reached my full age."

The Women's Association and the police were immediately stunned. If ordinary people definitely didn't know Zhang Xiaojun's age, they should have hesitated a little or had a problem with their tone of voice if they guessed, but this person was very calm.

The women's association and the police handed back the documents in their hands to Zhang Xiaojun, and at the same time respected and saluted: "I'm sorry to bother you, you can go, please pay attention to safety."

"Okay, thank you sister, sister, you are wearing a uniform, and the uniform is so beautiful!" Zhang Xiaojun immediately drove off after speaking, and the women's association and the police behind her looked ashamed and angry. This was her third day on the job, and she was also molested. The third time, and this time it was a young boy who had just grown up.

"Hi, Brother Monkey, what do you think of that girl just now?"

"nice."

"Nothing else? Like body shape or something?"

Monkey spirit thought for a while, and said, "It's not as big as a female monkey's ass!"

"puff……"

Zhang Xiaojun was struck by lightning, but the monkey didn't take it seriously and said, "Isn't it right?"

"Yes, yes, yes, fasten your seat belts, we are going to take off."

"okay."

After Zhang Xiaojun got out of the monitored road, he picked up his speed and drove towards the suburbs.

Not long after, I came to the road where "speeding" was possible, increased the speed, the fog quickly dispersed, and Santana appeared on the road in the demon world, surrounded by nothingness, Zhang Xiaojun was not in a hurry this time. Fare, because this monkey spirit is not good at all, and seems to have something on his mind.

"Is this a place of nothingness?"

"Well, what? You know him?"

"I heard that everything can be blurred here."

Zhang Xiaojun nodded. Although he himself was not afraid of this place, from the perspective of the passengers in front, it was indeed scary. The vehicle was speeding on the strange and special road, and it didn't take long to see the real scene.

The monkey spirit looked at the scenery outside and asked, "Is it the demon world now?"

"Ah."

Houzijing looked at Zhang Xiaojun with calm and vicissitudes of life, and said calmly: "This is the fare, I only have three spirit stones, if it is not enough, I will replenish it for you when I have it, okay?"

"Haha, it's okay, just give me a piece of meaning. I have a natural liking for monkeys. If I meet a great sage, say hello for me." Zhang Xiaojun said boldly, from the bottom of his heart he has a good feeling for monkey spirits.

"Thank you, but the Great Sage is not in the demon world, he is the Buddha of the heavenly world."

"Well, if there is something unhappy, let him go, a new place, a new beginning, by the way, this is a box of Maixuan, you can eat it, I hope it will bring you happiness! Remember If you chew until you lose the taste, throw it up, don't swallow it." Zhang Xiaojun said and gave a box of chewing gum to Monkey King.

Finally, there was a smile on Houzijing's face. Zhang Xiaojun waved his hand and started racing. After all, there was still some distance from the town where Hu Meier was.

After more than an hour, Zhang Xiaojun arrived outside the small town. As soon as he stopped the car, Hu Meier in plain clothes ran over and said, "You're here."

"Well, let's go now?"

"Ah."

Zhang Xiaojun didn't say anything about going to Hu Meier's house to see, after all, he didn't stay in the fairy world for long, and he reckoned that he wouldn't stay in the demon world or the devil world either.

In the car.

"Sister Mei'er, you don't seem very happy. I'll be happy if you tell me what happened." Zhang Xiaojun laughed.

Hu Meier sighed, Lihua looked sad, and said sadly: "My father is dying soon."

"Ah? Well, sister Meier, I didn't mean it, I really didn't mean it, I was going to tease you..."

"Okay, stop explaining, explaining is just covering up, take me to the fairy world, I want to buy some medicine for my father." Hu Meier forced a smile.

Zhang Xiaojun nodded, but still couldn't help asking: "Sister Meier, did you also buy medicine for your father last time?"

"Well, by the way, how about the elixir I gave you?"

"Good thief, my strength has increased, and my body has become much stronger... Sister Meier, tell me what disease your father has, maybe we humans have the corresponding medicine." Zhang Xiaojun said stupidly.

Hu Meier glanced at Zhang Xiaojun, originally she didn't intend to say anything, but she opened her mouth and said, "Father's illness is very strange. His body fluctuates from hot to cold. When I left, Daddy's body had a high fever and sweat And a lot."

"Hot and cold, high fever, sweating, do you sometimes feel nauseous and want to vomit?"

Hu Meier nodded, and her eyes lit up.

"This...what did the doctor who saw your dad say?"

"The priest of the tribe said that my father...was cursed..." Hu Meier began to cry as she said that, Zhang Xiaojun was very distressed when Lihua watched with rain, and at the same time, she was flipping through common sense about diseases in her mind.

"Sister Meier, stop crying. Why are your tribes so superstitious? It should be a disease called malaria, which is very fierce, but we humans have medicine to treat it." Zhang Xiaojun comforted.

Hu Meier's eyes widened a lot. She had never considered human beings because she, the demons, ghosts and spirits always had such an instinctive ignorance of mortals. They never believed in the power of mortals.

Even though there have been many outstanding people in the human world in history, it is still a handful of loess!
Hu Meier looked at Zhang Xiaojun expectantly with watery almond eyes, and said, "Is what you said true?"

"Well, really, the origin of all things is the same. It should work for you monsters. After all, there are beasts on the earth..." Zhang Xiaojun closed his mouth in time, because he didn't know that Hu Meier knew the profession of a veterinarian, and it would be embarrassing if he knew it. After all, veterinarians are better in cities, but the concept of veterinarians in the countryside is not so good.

"Beast what?"

　ps: Thanks for the reward of 2000 coins from Mensao Taoist, 200 coins from drinking alone (drinking alone and easy to get drunk), 16 coins from hil, 74xxi[-], and Tutu, thank you all Support, ask for tickets every day.

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