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Chapter 92 Four Character Classic for Picking Up Girls!
"Well, you can stay here, mine is going back."

"Can you not go back?"

Zhang Xiaojun's mind moved slightly, but then he said with a bitter face: "Beauty, can you not say something seductive?"

"What are you thinking? I'm just scared alone."

"Isn't there a nanny?"

……

"Then will you come tomorrow?"

"No, I might be beaten to death if I go back today, let's go!" Zhang Xiaojun didn't want to withdraw from Lin Yuer anymore, he was afraid that something would happen and he would be GG.

After returning home, Zhang Xiaojun was not scolded, and his uneasy heart was finally relieved.

Zhang Xiaojun, who was fidgeting, looked at Zhang Dajun and Liu Mei eating as usual, and said, "Mom, why didn't you scold me?"

"What are you scolding for? You're so talented that you've even fallen in love with a female star, why didn't you bring it back for us to meet?" Liu Mei's tone was clearly teasing Zhang Xiaojun.

Zhang Xiaojun blushed tenderly, and said: "Mom, my cousin tricked me, it was all his idea, if you can't do it, I'll call him now."

"Okay, let's eat. If your mother hadn't called your cousin, would you still be standing here?" Zhang Dajun said.

Only then did Zhang Xiaojun understand that it was all a routine... His mother cheated on him...

"Mom, am I your own?"

"No, Xiaobai is my own."

"Didn't it mean that after the founding of the People's Republic of China, animals were not allowed to become sperm?"

"I became a master before the founding of the People's Republic of China!"

Zhang Dajun listened to the conversation between the mother and the son, and his calm face finally overflowed with a smile. This kind of happiness is very good, he enjoys it very much, and the family is harmonious, but unfortunately...there are 108 brothers who have no chance to enjoy it...

After dinner, Zhang Xiaojun went back to his room, connected his phone to Wi-Fi, and automatically logged into QQ, followed by overwhelming news.

"Damn it...this shit exploded, Linger..."

"Is it true?" It came from the little mushroom I love to eat, that is, Zhao Ling'er.

Zhang Xiaojun exploded completely, forgot about this mess, hurried out of the room and asked Zhang Dajun for Zhao Sanpao's phone call.

"Hello, Uncle, I'm Xiaojun, what about Linger? I have something to do with her."

"Oh." Zhao Sanpao was going to get angry at first, although he didn't know why he got angry, but finally he endured it, and quickly handed the phone to Zhao Ling'er who was lying on the table with a sad face. Not a word was said, and nothing was eaten.

"Linger, Linger, listen to my explanation. My cousin tricked me. He wants to do something, and then I will cooperate. Don't get me wrong, it's really not what you imagined."

"Puchi..."

Zhao Ling'er on the other end of the phone burst into laughter...

"Why explain?"

Zhang Xiaojun also came to his senses, why did he have to explain?What happened to me just now?
"What, the moon is good tonight..."

"Okay, it's not hard for you, go to bed early, I'm going to sleep too." Zhao Ling'er has already got the answer, and she is in a good mood.

So she didn't have to ask Zhang Xiaojun to give the answer, because he knew that Zhang Xiaojun always talked so much that he didn't dare to kiss him when he asked him to kiss him.

"Ah? Okay, good night." Zhang Xiaojun hurriedly hung up the phone as if he had been pardoned.

……

In the living room of the Zhao family, looking for Sanpao saw his daughter laughing through tears, and felt relieved. It stands to reason that parents should be against puppy love, but he hopes from the bottom of his heart that the two little guys will be together, then it will be perfect , but still asked: "Why did that brat call to explain?"

Zhao Ling'er blushed and said, "Dad, I'm going to bed." Then he ran upstairs.

Zhao Sanpao shook his head helplessly, and said to himself: "It's really a girl who doesn't want to stay... Alas, I'm getting old..."

Wang Yan came over with this plate of fruit, and said: "Okay, don't talk about it, we are all adults, don't you also object in your heart?"

……

And Zhang Xiaojun, who was lying on the bed, was also in a vacillating state of mind, why was he so nervous just now?
"Ouch..."

Xiaobai jumped onto Zhang Xiaojun's chest from nowhere.

"Xiaobai... What do you think if a person likes too many people?"

Xiaobai rolled his eyes, jumped to the side of the drawer, took out a Lingshi and began to eat, the sound of "crunchy" suddenly sounded in the room, the cold moonlight shone in the room, and the troubles of youth began to trouble Zhang Xiaojun In the middle of the night, he also watched a wave of chicken soup, trying to calm down his heart, but his heart was not calmed down, so he learned some theoretical knowledge about picking up girls.

In the early morning of the next day, Zhang Xiaojun was fully armed, put on a hat and went to school. As soon as he arrived at the intersection, he found Chen Qi surrounded by several students. Zhang Xiaojun hurriedly wanted to detour, but was spotted by the sharp-eyed Chen Qi.

"Xiaojun, Xiaojun, don't leave, these people want to learn from you, a master at picking up girls, and I even charged 1000 yuan for each of you as a tuition fee!"

"Nimma, fat man, you're trying to trick me!"

Zhang Xiaojun didn't bother to run away, anyway, he would have to face it sooner or later.

Seeing that there was something going on, Chen Qi hurriedly winked at a few students, who were also clever, and rushed to Zhang Xiaojun and hugged Zhang Xiaojun.

"Brother Xiaojun, you are truly a peerless master."

"That's right, a master who has never been seen before or since, the kind of goddess and actress can be soaked in, it's simple."

Zhang Xiaojun had black lines all over his head, and he was speechless. It seemed that the influence of his news far exceeded his estimation, so he had no choice but to bite the bullet and catch it.

"Okay, I'll pass on the four-character tactics for picking up girls, but, when you enter the school, stop those who want to ask for my autograph."

"no problem!"

Zhang Xiaojun cleared his throat, and said, "Dreams start, follow the temptation, follow what they like, sneak in, ignite the passion, play hard to get, the overlord bows, follow-up service. That's all, experience it yourself!"

"Tall! Brother Xiaojun, I admire you so much!"

Some students who had a bright head already knew the Dao of Heaven and Earth contained in it, and the few students who didn't understand it for a while scratched their heads and scratched their heads.

"Wang Wu, hurry up and tell me something!"

"Yeah, you can't eat alone!"

……

Chen Qi watched this very happy scene while eating, and when he was about to sneer, he was kicked on the ass by Zhang Xiaojun, and said in a low voice: "If you eat your sister, you know how to eat, what the fuck don't go!"

After Zhang Xiaojun finished speaking, he took the lead and ran away on his bicycle. Chen Qi stuffed all the food in his mouth and chased after him.

"Hey, Brother Xiaojun is gone, chase after him!"

……

Zhang Xiaojun glanced at the school gate from afar, dragged Chen Qi into a snack bar run by an old man, ordered breakfast and began to wait.

"Xiaojun, we can't delay, class is about to begin."

"Shang Mao, wait for the meeting, and then enter the school after class, so as not to be surrounded."

　ps: Thanks to the old drivers for the reward of 1000 coins from fellow Taoists, thank you to the friends of Zerg from another world for the reward of 1000 coins, and thank you Xiao Chenchen for the reward of 100 coins. !
　　
　
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