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Chapter 94 Immortals enjoy the land, longing!

"Hey, I have to say that all of you human beings and girls are top-notch. That one just now was a so-called traffic policeman, right? He has a very good figure, and you can see the beauties on those outdoor billboards. It's a pity that you can't..." Nezha looked regretful.

"Don't be crooked, you won't say that after you remove your makeup."

"Makeup remover? Just rouge and water powder?"

Zhang Xiaojun nodded, but applying rouge and water powder seems to be much worse than makeup. After all, there are four major magic arts in Asia: Thai sex change surgery, Korean plastic surgery, RB makeup technique, and Chinese PS technique.

Everything seems to be much higher than low-level beauty techniques like rouge and gouache.

"Then did that female traffic policeman wipe it off?"

"This...it doesn't seem to be there?"

"No, let's not go now. You take me to buy a set of so-called cosmetics. They are expensive. You pay for them. I will use Lingshi or something to offset them. I just stole a little bit of your money, which is probably not enough." Zha Road.

Zhang Xiaojun looked at Nezha suspiciously, and said, "Why are you buying cosmetics? Picking up girls?"

Nezha looked contemptuously at single dogs, and said, "What girl, I bought it for my wife."

"Oh, my brother is clear, you have to give the Lingshi if you buy it."

"Don't worry, I have a salary anyway, and I won't lose you, but you must buy good ones. I'm not very familiar with things in your human world."

"Don't worry, people don't know what money is, we just pick the expensive ones and buy them."

"Okay, interesting enough, I'll take you to see the mermaids taking a bath later, hehe!"

"This stimulus, it's okay anyway, so it's settled."

Zhang Xiaojun is also interested, and plans to take a good look at the so-called underwater world and see the mermaids take a bath. How to take a bath in this bath is very yearning...

Not long after, they came to a shop to buy cosmetics.

As soon as he entered, a female shopping guide in uniform came up with a smile, and said softly: "Gentlemen, men's skin care products are here, please follow me."

Nezha's eyes widened directly, and he squinted at the female shopping guide.

"Cough, cough, that beauty, give me the most expensive skin care products for women." Zhang Xiaojun said, while poking Nezha with his hand, signaling him to pay attention.

The female shopping guide smiled slightly, she didn't seem to care much about Nezha's appearance, she reached out her hand to signal Zhang Xiaojun to follow her.

After picking it for a while, if it wasn't for Zhang Xiaojun's persuasion, Nezha would have sold out the store. The reason is very speechless, because the female clerk just said "Sir, your hairstyle is very good."

"You are so poor, you only bought more than 5 yuan..." Nezha complained.

Zhang Xiaojun really wanted to slap, what the hell, just now he spent half of the money in his card, so he was embarrassed to compare, and said: "Brother, let's be reasonable, if one spirit stone corresponds to one yuan, do you think it is too much? "

"What? It's so expensive, I only have fifty spirit stones with me, don't lie to me..."

Zhang Xiaojun has black lines... Feelings are not his own money, so it doesn't hurt to spend it, and the few cosmetics just now have repeated effects, so it's useless to spend it.

"Let's go, I will give you this thing, isn't that interesting enough?"

Zhang Xiaojun tugged Nezha who was still looking back, and said speechlessly: "Don't look, you can only look at it, a girl like Pao doesn't have a few million heads, and you can't touch it with your hands."

"It's so expensive... I can spend less than 200 spirit stones for a drink of flower wine in Xianle (le) Fang in the fairy world. Those fairies are..."

"Fuck, is there such a good place?"

"Hehe, that's for sure. Don't think of the gods as superior. As long as you don't die, the gods with the god position are almost immortal. You have a lot of time to make everyone happy. Why don't you go to places that are fun? , Xianlefang is in the Worry-Free Heaven, a place where all living beings are happy..." Nezha said as if recalling the good times in the Worry-Free Heaven.

"Worry-free days? I can't go... oh..."

Zhang Xiaojun was annoyed again in an instant, how could he not go to see such a good place.

"Ahem, cough, brother, where can we spend a good night with the fairy?"

"Hey, what do you think? But you have to be rich, go for a walk, I have to go to see my wife, I feel uncomfortable, the female shopping guide just now is really..."

"Okay, okay, let's go, but, as you said, show me the mermaid taking a bath!"

"Okay, don't worry, because you are so sensible, I will definitely not cheat you!"

Both of them started this journey with eagerness. After a while, they arrived in the suburbs. After seeing that there was no car, Zhang Xiaojun started racing directly. The car took off rapidly and disappeared in less than 10 seconds.

After the fog passed, there was still nothingness at first... Then the scene from last time appeared, the dreamy underwater scene.

"Brother, is this really another plane?"

"Don't guess, it must be another plane. How dirty is the ocean in your place? It's just..." Nezha said with a look of disgust.

Zhang Xiaojun is a little ashamed... This question of pollution...he is not easy to answer, it is true in the past few years... especially after being filmed by a certain Jing for a documentary called "Under the Dome", he was even more blacked out.

"By the way, you often come to the East China Sea Dragon Palace, aren't you afraid of being beaten by Ao Bing?"

"I'm afraid he will do something. If I want to fight, my Hongtao Spear, Huntian Ling, and Hot Wheels are not vegetarians."

"Then take a look, I haven't seen these three legendary magic weapons."

Nezha was stunned for a moment, looked at the situation in the car, and said, "It's okay to show you Huntianling here, but you can't touch it. If you have spirituality, you might get hurt at first guess."

"okay."

As soon as Nezha spoke, he pinched Fajue, and a strip of red cloth about one foot appeared in Nezha's hand. The impression was so bad that he didn't even wear the red scarf.

"Is this the thing?" Zhang Xiaojun was a little disbelieving.

"This place is too small, it must not look good." Nezha explained.

"Ow!"

Xiaobai suddenly jumped out from behind, snatched the Huntian silk from Nezha's hand, and began to bite. Zhang Xiaojun stopped the car directly, and Nezha looked calm, not at all. in a hurry.

"Brother, your thing..."

"It won't be torn apart, don't worry." Nezha said a word and began to look at Xiaobai. Although he saw Xiaobai as soon as he got in the car, he really didn't examine Xiaobai. At that time, it was not appropriate to use his cultivation, so he didn't find anything special about Xiaobai.

"Ouch..."

Xiaobai played for a while, and found that it was really not interesting, so he stopped playing and continued to start the safety buttons...

Nezha took back the Huntian Ling, then turned his head to Zhang Xiaojun and said, "You little cat is very special."

"It's very special. It's super edible. If you don't believe me, throw a spirit stone at it, and it'll kill you immediately."

　ps: Thanks to the old Ciwa driver for the reward of 2000 coins, and to Liao Yongying and King Yutian for the reward of 100 coins each. Thank you for your support!

　　
　
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