Jiangshan is a matchmaker: Husband, please stay
Chapter 198
Chapter 198
"Hehe...you fart!" Su Jiu softly let out a breath of alcohol onto Bai Bing's cheek.
Bai Bing was startled, stared at her with a pale face, and clenched his fists, "If you were a man, I would have fought you."
Su Jiu didn't take it seriously, "Come on, hit me. If you beat me, I'll let you go. You don't need to grab the top of the mountain, but it's okay to promise you with your body. Who told you to look so good?" So handsome? Hee hee..." Su Jiu is really good at pretending to be drunk. In order to get the mountain in front of her to stop robbing her family's business, she has exhausted all kinds of methods. This time she finally met her. A powerful character, as long as he asks Bai Bing to go to the front for a fight, and if he wins, he will listen to him for a few miles, but Bai Bing just refuses to obey, and he doesn't know what he is stalemate.
Su Jiu really had no choice today, so he brought Bai Bing into this cave, and poisoned the entrance of the cave to death. As long as Bai Bing disagreed, she would never let him go, but after a whole day of stalemate, Bai Bing did not agree.
Su Jiu was in a hurry, blushing, and smiled sweetly at him through the strength of the wine, "Hey, why don't we go to bed!"
"you……"
Su Jiu said again, "As long as you can set the conditions, I can do anything. It's okay to have a baby. You have to know that it's not easy for me as the boss. The number 80 brothers on the mountain all count on me. Can't disappoint them, hehe... Come on!" Su Jiu used his newly practiced winking eyes to wink at Bai Bing, and said, "Why don't I take the initiative, what do you like? Hot Still gentle, I will."
Bai Bing endured it, his body was still upright, his waist was straight and loose, but the color of his face was not very good. He glared at Su Jiu angrily, but said nothing.
"Gulululu..." Su Jiu raised his head and drank the spirits, and in the blink of an eye, a pot of spirits was poured into his belly.
Su Jiu opened his somewhat blurred eyes, looked at Bai Bing, who was overlapping figures in front of him, and suddenly turned pale, "Touch!" Su Jiu fell headlong.
"Hey..." Bai Bing sighed.
This is already the fifth day since he woke up, and there will be a martial arts conference in a few days, he can't miss it, but Su Jiu just won't let him go.
Because Bai Bing passed by here, he rescued Su Jiu who was sleeping in the middle of the road, but was fascinated by Su Jiu's drug, and was imprisoned here by Su Jiu. I can't leave Su Jiu, but I can't stay either.
He looked at Su Jiu, who had drunk himself unconscious many times because of the drugs to seduce him, and wrinkled his brows vigorously, wishing he could step forward and strangle this female hooligan to death.
Bai Bing pinched his thigh involuntarily, "It hurts!" It seems that it is not a dream, and this Su Jiu is not an illusion, but why is the scene repeated twice a day, more punctual and domineering than the nightmare that trapped him.
Bai Bing got up and looked around. According to what Su Jiu said, this place should be on a mountain, but there were only condensed stone walls around.
Above his head, there was only a gap as big as a palm. He could only look up at the sky from the gap, but that was all he could do.
The gap towered into the sky, as if he was a frog that fell to the bottom of the well, he could only look up and see a palm-sized sky, how could he escape! ?
He still remembers seeing a moving rock in a trance that day, but he has already explored all the places, but he has not found such a place.
After contemplating it, Bai Bing thought, there must be a mechanism to control it. Taking advantage of Su Jiu's drunkenness, he started looking for the mechanism again.
A day later, still nothing.Things that can swing, things that can be moved, things that can't be moved, things that can be picked, kicked, and head-butted. He has exhausted all available methods. He walked through every cave room countless times, but found nothing.
He sat on the stone bench to rest a little out of breath, and his anger rose uncontrollably.With faint anger on his face, he glanced at Su Jiu who was still lying on the table, and shouted angrily, "Damn it!"
Going forward, Bai Bing grabbed Su Jiu by the collar and yelled at her, "Su Jiu, let me out quickly, I want to go out."
"Ah? Eh...hehe...a dog man, erhehe..." Su Jiu was still drunk and couldn't speak clearly.
Bai Bing left Su Jiu on the ground in frustration, causing Su Jiu to scream in pain, "Ah, it hurts, hehe, it hurts... My heart hurts, you white-eyed wolves, white-eyed wolves..."
Bai Bing reluctantly pulled out the scimitar from Su Jiu's waist and placed it on the table.
Su Jiu finally woke up when a pool of silvery moonlight poured down from the palm-sized gap above Yueshang's head.
Suddenly, she was startled, and saw the scimitar on her neck, "What are you going to do?"
"Let me go."
"I didn't say I wouldn't let you go."
Bai Bing was furious, gasped for breath, and said, "Now, let me go."
"No!"
"you……"
"What about me, I'll let you go when I'm happy. What do you want, kill me? Hehe... Just kidding, you can't leave even if you kill me."
"It really is that Su Jiu and the villain are together."
"Hey, this sentence has you talking. I am a woman. It is not wrong to say that I am a villain. Bandits are not worthy, especially unreasonable female bandits like me are even more powerful. Are you afraid?"
"Let me go, or I'll kill you."
"Yo Yo, these days, every family knows how to compete with women, this is capable, ha ha..."
Bai Bing suffered a lot of sarcasm and rolled his eyes. He was already furious and smoke was rising from the top of his head. He didn't care too much, and bent over a little, cutting the skin of Su Jiubo's neck, and immediately there was a line of red blood.
Su Jiu rubbed it nonchalantly, and smiled lightly, "A dog jumps over a wall in a hurry, and a rabbit bites in a hurry. I finally saw it today. I'm so scared..." Su Jiu patted Kong Tantan's chest, "But I just won't let you go. If you have the ability, you cut off my head with a knife."
Bai Bing snorted angrily, flung the bow in his hand and flew out. With a "click", the scimitar was carved into the stone wall behind him. He stared fiercely at Su Jiu with a fierce look in his eyes.
Su Jiu's heart trembled for a moment, and he was in a daze, "Let you go, but...promise me on one condition."
"Say!"
"Marry me!"
Bai Bing was taken aback, "Impossible."
"Why?"
"I already have a family."
"Why not a man who has multiple concubines? Marry me, or kill me. You choose!"
"……dream!"
"Hehe, dreaming? Alright, I'll leave you here to continue dreaming outside, scaring your daughter-in-law outside and washing her face with tears all day long."
"You, poisonous scorpion woman."
"Hehe, I am a poisonous scorpion? You know, if you don't help me lay down this mountain, I will have a bad life. I am a poisonous scorpion? Think about it. If I am sold to a brothel, I will be a poisonous scorpion. Are you going to help me?" help me?"
"Don't help, Jianghu morality, I will not help a villain, let alone a bandit, or a woman."
"Yo! I really saw a bloody man, I'm so surprised."
"You...Okay, come here, someone, Bai Bing wants to destroy my innocence, come here..."
There was an immediate response from outside.
"Who is devoid of conscience."
"That's right, a man has no shame in doing such a thing."
Su Jiu looked at Bai Bing's angry, green, red, black and white face, and felt that today's brothers were exceptionally strong, so he got up, patted the dust off his buttocks, and said, "Would you like to help?"
"You, despicable."
"Yeah, I'm despicable, and I'm also forced to help. Can you help me?"
Bai Bing had no choice but to stomp his feet angrily, and replied, "Okay, I'll help. But I don't understand one thing."
Su Jiule almost jumped, clapped his hands and said, "Okay, I finally did it, you want to ask me why I chose you?"
"Exactly."
"Hehe, because we have long since found out that you are going to pass by here, because we have long heard that Bai Bing is a master in today's world, and he is a master who is easy to bully, hahahaha..."
Su Jiu laughed loudly, for the sake of the mountain, she worked so hard.
"You, a girl, you would do such a thing."
"Hey, you're still being discriminated against, hehe, come on, I, Su Jiu, don't care, it's worth doing anything to make the brothers here live a good life, especially, you're not bad looking, hahaha..." Su Jiu Shouting up to the sky, the laughter vibrated in the empty cave, and then he patted Bai Bing on the shoulder and said, "Help us take down the mountain, the benefits are indispensable to you, hey, don't be afraid, I won't promise you with my body , you think I'm stupid, hahaha. Oh, Xiaoshan, I'm hungry, give me the whole bowl of chicken soup."
"Sister, there is no more chicken soup, only rice wine." Xiao Shan sent a message from the other side of the cave.
Bai Bing suddenly felt strange, obviously there was no exit in this cave, where did this group of people come from, could it be that they are all a group of highly skilled martial arts guys?
"Brother, don't be surprised, this cave is just a cover-up, look over there, tsk tsk, my brother is really good at drawing, hey...it's just a wall, it's fooling you, hahaha..." Su Jiu walked over swaggeringly, flicked his fingers lightly, and hundreds of faces were immediately revealed inside, and a beam of light shot over, giving a panoramic view of the scenery below the mountain.
"This..." Bai Bing was astonished, and went forward to check the drawing paper that was just a painting of a mountain and rock wall. Why didn't he find it just now?
"You didn't find out because you thought it was a wall, so you walked past it a few times without touching it, tsk tsk, so many years of kung fu practice for nothing, hahahaha..." Su Jiu laughed triumphantly.
Bai Bing looked annoyed, really clever but was mistaken by cleverness.
"Let's go, I see you are not hungry, the time is coming, let's wave the scarred face on the mountain over there."
"Now is the time for the martial arts competition?" Bai Bing exclaimed.
"Well, it's about the same, I'll solve it sooner, so I can be the boss of this mountain sooner, hahaha..."
"...Oh..." Bai Bing nodded helplessly.
In fact, the name of Scarface is very small here, but because Su Jiu is a new master, he has been bullied several times, and he has already known that Su Jiu's three-legged cat kung fu is mostly a deceptive trick, which can't hurt anyone .When Su Jiu came back with Biyue's token, the people around him worried for a long time, until they heard that Su Jiu fell from the tree, they were greatly discounted for this famous name.
(End of this chapter)
"Hehe...you fart!" Su Jiu softly let out a breath of alcohol onto Bai Bing's cheek.
Bai Bing was startled, stared at her with a pale face, and clenched his fists, "If you were a man, I would have fought you."
Su Jiu didn't take it seriously, "Come on, hit me. If you beat me, I'll let you go. You don't need to grab the top of the mountain, but it's okay to promise you with your body. Who told you to look so good?" So handsome? Hee hee..." Su Jiu is really good at pretending to be drunk. In order to get the mountain in front of her to stop robbing her family's business, she has exhausted all kinds of methods. This time she finally met her. A powerful character, as long as he asks Bai Bing to go to the front for a fight, and if he wins, he will listen to him for a few miles, but Bai Bing just refuses to obey, and he doesn't know what he is stalemate.
Su Jiu really had no choice today, so he brought Bai Bing into this cave, and poisoned the entrance of the cave to death. As long as Bai Bing disagreed, she would never let him go, but after a whole day of stalemate, Bai Bing did not agree.
Su Jiu was in a hurry, blushing, and smiled sweetly at him through the strength of the wine, "Hey, why don't we go to bed!"
"you……"
Su Jiu said again, "As long as you can set the conditions, I can do anything. It's okay to have a baby. You have to know that it's not easy for me as the boss. The number 80 brothers on the mountain all count on me. Can't disappoint them, hehe... Come on!" Su Jiu used his newly practiced winking eyes to wink at Bai Bing, and said, "Why don't I take the initiative, what do you like? Hot Still gentle, I will."
Bai Bing endured it, his body was still upright, his waist was straight and loose, but the color of his face was not very good. He glared at Su Jiu angrily, but said nothing.
"Gulululu..." Su Jiu raised his head and drank the spirits, and in the blink of an eye, a pot of spirits was poured into his belly.
Su Jiu opened his somewhat blurred eyes, looked at Bai Bing, who was overlapping figures in front of him, and suddenly turned pale, "Touch!" Su Jiu fell headlong.
"Hey..." Bai Bing sighed.
This is already the fifth day since he woke up, and there will be a martial arts conference in a few days, he can't miss it, but Su Jiu just won't let him go.
Because Bai Bing passed by here, he rescued Su Jiu who was sleeping in the middle of the road, but was fascinated by Su Jiu's drug, and was imprisoned here by Su Jiu. I can't leave Su Jiu, but I can't stay either.
He looked at Su Jiu, who had drunk himself unconscious many times because of the drugs to seduce him, and wrinkled his brows vigorously, wishing he could step forward and strangle this female hooligan to death.
Bai Bing pinched his thigh involuntarily, "It hurts!" It seems that it is not a dream, and this Su Jiu is not an illusion, but why is the scene repeated twice a day, more punctual and domineering than the nightmare that trapped him.
Bai Bing got up and looked around. According to what Su Jiu said, this place should be on a mountain, but there were only condensed stone walls around.
Above his head, there was only a gap as big as a palm. He could only look up at the sky from the gap, but that was all he could do.
The gap towered into the sky, as if he was a frog that fell to the bottom of the well, he could only look up and see a palm-sized sky, how could he escape! ?
He still remembers seeing a moving rock in a trance that day, but he has already explored all the places, but he has not found such a place.
After contemplating it, Bai Bing thought, there must be a mechanism to control it. Taking advantage of Su Jiu's drunkenness, he started looking for the mechanism again.
A day later, still nothing.Things that can swing, things that can be moved, things that can't be moved, things that can be picked, kicked, and head-butted. He has exhausted all available methods. He walked through every cave room countless times, but found nothing.
He sat on the stone bench to rest a little out of breath, and his anger rose uncontrollably.With faint anger on his face, he glanced at Su Jiu who was still lying on the table, and shouted angrily, "Damn it!"
Going forward, Bai Bing grabbed Su Jiu by the collar and yelled at her, "Su Jiu, let me out quickly, I want to go out."
"Ah? Eh...hehe...a dog man, erhehe..." Su Jiu was still drunk and couldn't speak clearly.
Bai Bing left Su Jiu on the ground in frustration, causing Su Jiu to scream in pain, "Ah, it hurts, hehe, it hurts... My heart hurts, you white-eyed wolves, white-eyed wolves..."
Bai Bing reluctantly pulled out the scimitar from Su Jiu's waist and placed it on the table.
Su Jiu finally woke up when a pool of silvery moonlight poured down from the palm-sized gap above Yueshang's head.
Suddenly, she was startled, and saw the scimitar on her neck, "What are you going to do?"
"Let me go."
"I didn't say I wouldn't let you go."
Bai Bing was furious, gasped for breath, and said, "Now, let me go."
"No!"
"you……"
"What about me, I'll let you go when I'm happy. What do you want, kill me? Hehe... Just kidding, you can't leave even if you kill me."
"It really is that Su Jiu and the villain are together."
"Hey, this sentence has you talking. I am a woman. It is not wrong to say that I am a villain. Bandits are not worthy, especially unreasonable female bandits like me are even more powerful. Are you afraid?"
"Let me go, or I'll kill you."
"Yo Yo, these days, every family knows how to compete with women, this is capable, ha ha..."
Bai Bing suffered a lot of sarcasm and rolled his eyes. He was already furious and smoke was rising from the top of his head. He didn't care too much, and bent over a little, cutting the skin of Su Jiubo's neck, and immediately there was a line of red blood.
Su Jiu rubbed it nonchalantly, and smiled lightly, "A dog jumps over a wall in a hurry, and a rabbit bites in a hurry. I finally saw it today. I'm so scared..." Su Jiu patted Kong Tantan's chest, "But I just won't let you go. If you have the ability, you cut off my head with a knife."
Bai Bing snorted angrily, flung the bow in his hand and flew out. With a "click", the scimitar was carved into the stone wall behind him. He stared fiercely at Su Jiu with a fierce look in his eyes.
Su Jiu's heart trembled for a moment, and he was in a daze, "Let you go, but...promise me on one condition."
"Say!"
"Marry me!"
Bai Bing was taken aback, "Impossible."
"Why?"
"I already have a family."
"Why not a man who has multiple concubines? Marry me, or kill me. You choose!"
"……dream!"
"Hehe, dreaming? Alright, I'll leave you here to continue dreaming outside, scaring your daughter-in-law outside and washing her face with tears all day long."
"You, poisonous scorpion woman."
"Hehe, I am a poisonous scorpion? You know, if you don't help me lay down this mountain, I will have a bad life. I am a poisonous scorpion? Think about it. If I am sold to a brothel, I will be a poisonous scorpion. Are you going to help me?" help me?"
"Don't help, Jianghu morality, I will not help a villain, let alone a bandit, or a woman."
"Yo! I really saw a bloody man, I'm so surprised."
"You...Okay, come here, someone, Bai Bing wants to destroy my innocence, come here..."
There was an immediate response from outside.
"Who is devoid of conscience."
"That's right, a man has no shame in doing such a thing."
Su Jiu looked at Bai Bing's angry, green, red, black and white face, and felt that today's brothers were exceptionally strong, so he got up, patted the dust off his buttocks, and said, "Would you like to help?"
"You, despicable."
"Yeah, I'm despicable, and I'm also forced to help. Can you help me?"
Bai Bing had no choice but to stomp his feet angrily, and replied, "Okay, I'll help. But I don't understand one thing."
Su Jiule almost jumped, clapped his hands and said, "Okay, I finally did it, you want to ask me why I chose you?"
"Exactly."
"Hehe, because we have long since found out that you are going to pass by here, because we have long heard that Bai Bing is a master in today's world, and he is a master who is easy to bully, hahahaha..."
Su Jiu laughed loudly, for the sake of the mountain, she worked so hard.
"You, a girl, you would do such a thing."
"Hey, you're still being discriminated against, hehe, come on, I, Su Jiu, don't care, it's worth doing anything to make the brothers here live a good life, especially, you're not bad looking, hahaha..." Su Jiu Shouting up to the sky, the laughter vibrated in the empty cave, and then he patted Bai Bing on the shoulder and said, "Help us take down the mountain, the benefits are indispensable to you, hey, don't be afraid, I won't promise you with my body , you think I'm stupid, hahaha. Oh, Xiaoshan, I'm hungry, give me the whole bowl of chicken soup."
"Sister, there is no more chicken soup, only rice wine." Xiao Shan sent a message from the other side of the cave.
Bai Bing suddenly felt strange, obviously there was no exit in this cave, where did this group of people come from, could it be that they are all a group of highly skilled martial arts guys?
"Brother, don't be surprised, this cave is just a cover-up, look over there, tsk tsk, my brother is really good at drawing, hey...it's just a wall, it's fooling you, hahaha..." Su Jiu walked over swaggeringly, flicked his fingers lightly, and hundreds of faces were immediately revealed inside, and a beam of light shot over, giving a panoramic view of the scenery below the mountain.
"This..." Bai Bing was astonished, and went forward to check the drawing paper that was just a painting of a mountain and rock wall. Why didn't he find it just now?
"You didn't find out because you thought it was a wall, so you walked past it a few times without touching it, tsk tsk, so many years of kung fu practice for nothing, hahahaha..." Su Jiu laughed triumphantly.
Bai Bing looked annoyed, really clever but was mistaken by cleverness.
"Let's go, I see you are not hungry, the time is coming, let's wave the scarred face on the mountain over there."
"Now is the time for the martial arts competition?" Bai Bing exclaimed.
"Well, it's about the same, I'll solve it sooner, so I can be the boss of this mountain sooner, hahaha..."
"...Oh..." Bai Bing nodded helplessly.
In fact, the name of Scarface is very small here, but because Su Jiu is a new master, he has been bullied several times, and he has already known that Su Jiu's three-legged cat kung fu is mostly a deceptive trick, which can't hurt anyone .When Su Jiu came back with Biyue's token, the people around him worried for a long time, until they heard that Su Jiu fell from the tree, they were greatly discounted for this famous name.
(End of this chapter)
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