I, who lived in seclusion for thousands of years, was exposed by yearning

Chapter 175 Brother Monkey, Bajie

"Ha-"

Seeing Huang Lei throwing away the mushrooms it picked, the monkey immediately gritted its teeth and let out a piercing cry.

This stupid human being, it kindly helped him, and even dared to throw away the mushroom.

It's abominable.

"Brother Monkey, let's use our mouths but not our hands. You can't eat this mushroom. Everyone who eats our room will be sent away by you."

Seeing the monkey grinning, Huang Lei felt a little trembling in his heart.

This stupid monkey looks a bit fierce.

If it came to bite him, he might not be able to return it.

But as soon as his words fell, the expression on the monkey's face became even more fierce.

"Haw-"

Seeing this, Huang Lei knew that he couldn't communicate with it, so he picked up a mushroom and pretended to stuff it in his mouth, and lay down on the ground as if poisoned and convulsed.

Since the language is not clear, then the body movements should be understandable.

On the contrary, the monkey was startled by Huang Lei's action, and quickly ran towards the human being who could communicate.

It had eaten that mushroom, so it wouldn't react like this at all.

But why did this stupid human being suddenly fall to the ground?

It's better to let the one who can communicate quickly.

Ye Qing sat under the tree and closed his eyes to rest his mind, but the tips of his ears trembled twice.

Why is this monkey running here in such a hurry?

Still calling him all the time, telling him to go and see Da Lei?
He was still under the tree, but the moment he opened his eyes and raised his hand, he arrived at the mushroom field.

Seeing Huang Lei twitching on the ground, Ye Qing frowned slightly.

He had seen this area just now, and there were no poisonous mushrooms.

Why is Da Lei twitching like this?
"Brother Monkey, did you see that you can't eat these mushrooms, if you eat them, you will..."

Huang Lei sat up on the ground, raising his hands in the twitching gesture as he spoke.

But when he looked up, he was dumbfounded.

What about that stupid monkey?

Wasn't it still here just now?Why did it disappear in a flash.

"Bajie, your acting skills are good. But you are as stupid as that stupid monkey."

Ye Qing was speechless to Huang Lei's behavior.

Da Lei even called that stupid monkey Brother Monkey, but he was really stupid.

What's even more stupid is that Da Lei also performed poisoning on an animal.

Both species are not in the IQ range, so can you expect the monkey to understand?
The audience in the live broadcast room couldn't help laughing when they heard the old man called Bajie.

"Haha, Bajie..."

"I'm dying of laughter. We just said that Mr. Huang has a sense of Ba Jie's sense of sight. I didn't expect the old man to have this feeling."

"Looking at the speechless and disgusted look on the old man's face, it can be seen how ridiculous Teacher Huang's behavior is."

"The most ignorant one should be the monkey. Just now the monkey was startled by Lao Huang and ran away quickly."

"I'm just curious, how did this monkey escape from the mouth of the old man."

"And why is it still called a stupid monkey?"

"Who knows, the monkey was already there when the scene was cut."

Just now, the live broadcast room turned to the scene of the old man at the end. The audience originally thought that the old man and Mr. Huang were also carrying books.

Who would want to turn around and see one resting with eyes closed, and one actually picking mushrooms with a monkey.

How the two met the monkey, the audience was extremely curious.

Moreover, this monkey escaped from the mouth of the old man, which is even more fatal.

The audience immediately felt as if they had missed a hundred million, and they were very upset.

Protests were issued in the comment section of the live broadcast room, and they strongly demanded that the old man must be seen first in the screen in the future.

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"Old... why are you here, old man?"

When Huang Lei heard Ye Qing's voice, he was stunned for a moment, turned around and said leisurely.

The old man didn't come early or late, but he came at this time.

He acted like that just now, I'm afraid he looked like a fool.

Especially the old man even teased him as Bajie.

Now the image of his wise old fox in front of the screen is gone, only a silly image of Bajie remains.

Maybe this Bajie will become his general name in the industry, and I am afraid that every acquaintance will hear this Bajie in the future.

"If I don't come, can I see such a wonderful performance from you?"

Ye Qing said, with a smile on the corner of his mouth, he continued:
"The monkey said that you were going to scare it to death. It has eaten all the mushrooms, and there will be no problem. But why did you become like that?"

Da Lei's scene was really good, and it was also very good to scare that stupid monkey away from bothering him.

Maybe this monkey will have a psychological shadow after seeing Da Lei in the future.

"Is this purple mushroom not poisonous?"

Huang Lei asked in surprise when he heard this.

Doesn't it mean that everything with this bright color is poisonous?

Didn't he wrong that monkey?
Thinking of it this way, there was a little more regret on his face.

The monkey put mushrooms in his back basket just now, it seems that he wanted to help him pick mushrooms.

If he saw that monkey again, he would definitely give it some compensation and feed it more fruit.

"The purple mushrooms on the ground are lilac mushrooms and flower face mushrooms. They are both very nutritious and edible fungi."

Ye Qing looked at Huang Lei with an ignorant look.

Isn't Da Lei knowledgeable?

I don't even know this mushroom.

"Okay, hurry up and pick mushrooms, or the monkey will be annoying again."

"Actually, that monkey is quite nice."

Huang Lei saw that the old man looked annoyed by the monkey, so he pursed his lips to help the monkey speak.

Anyway, the monkey wanted to help him, but he scared him away.

He felt so sorry.

"Old man, I think you are really a Eight Precepts, and it is not you who are entangled in feelings."

Ye Qing squinted at Huang Lei angrily.

This Da Lei has the same brain as Ba Jie, he has no eyesight at all, can't it be seen that he has no affection for that monkey?

Stupid animals like that don't know what's good.

After he finished speaking, he put his hands behind his back and left a sentence for Huang Lei before leaving the mushroom field:
"After you finish picking, go back by yourself and prepare lunch."

It's not suitable to stay here for a long time, so he should leave quickly, otherwise the stupid monkey might come over again in a while.

But what he didn't expect was that when he returned to the mushroom house, he saw that stupid monkey again.

And that stupid monkey and Da Lei are really like brothers, they get along very well.

"okay."

Huang Lei replied while squatting down while picking up mushrooms.

He won't go back to cook later, he has to look for the monkey first.

At the very least, I have to find it and apologize.

The audience in the live broadcast room burst out laughing at the old man and Huang Lei.

"Bajie is not easy. I want to say good things to Brother Hou, but the old man still thinks Brother Monkey is annoying."

"This style of painting suddenly makes people feel like Journey to the West. There are already three masters and apprentices, and now there is only a Drifting Monk."

"Haha... I don't know which one in the mushroom house will become a Drifting Monk."

"I'm afraid it must be Mr. He."

"It makes sense, it makes sense, Mr. He happens to be Lao Huang's friend, so it's just right to be this Drifting Monk."

"To be honest, I really hope that when the old man returns to the Mushroom House today, he will see Brother Monkey again. That scene will definitely be hilarious."

"That said, I'm also looking forward to it, haha..."

"I'm afraid the old man will throw the two brothers and sisters out of the mushroom house on the spot."

The audience was looking forward to seeing the scene of the old man throwing people in black face.

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