martial arts explosion

Chapter 134
In the afternoon, there was no one in the martial arts hall. After dinner, Cheng Ziyi called Yutou, Li Yulong, Wang Lu and other main characters over, together with Liu Yuanyuan, Xiao Ying, Wu Jing and the others, everyone brainstormed and thought about it. How can we run the "winter vacation class" in the martial arts school? Not only must it be run, but it must also be run well.

"What do you think people need most?" Cheng Ziyi asked.

Mo Ying looked at her, pouted and said, "Men are short of money, girls, women, houses and cars, women are short of wealthy husbands, cosmetics, beautiful jewelry, middle-aged people are short..."

Cheng Ziyi interrupted her and said, "Okay, let's talk about serious business, can we not argue?"

Moying stared at her eyes and said, "Who is not talking about serious things? What I said is not serious. I didn't ask you. What do people need now? Isn't this what people need?" She felt that she That's right!
Cheng Ziyi rolled his eyes and said, "But does what you said have anything to do with martial arts?" I ignored her, turned to look at Yutou, Li Yulong, Wang Lu and the others asked: "You say, people nowadays What is missing?"

Yutou patted his bald head and said, "You need to be beaten. The weak ones are all like chickens. They probably haven't been beaten much!"

Wang Lu thought for a while and said, "Yutou is right. People nowadays are short of fighting. In other words, they all lack physical strength."

"What's missing? I'm missing a kind of spiritual sustenance. Before I practiced boxing, I lived a happy life, but it felt meaningless and empty. I either hang out with three or five pig and dog friends all day long, or... ..." Li Yulong looked at Cheng Ziyi, holding back the rest of his words.

Cheng Ziyi's eyes lit up, he nodded and said, "Yes, spiritual things are spiritual things. We can not only teach them to learn boxing, but also give the students who come to learn spiritually a sense of security."

"How do I get it? I only know Xingyiquan, not spiritual things!" Yutou said with a dry laugh.

Cheng Ziyi blinked, and said with a coquettish smile, "I only know Bajiquan, and I haven't learned how to run a martial arts gym, so I don't know, but it doesn't prevent us from advertising this gimmick. Body And the double sense of security in the spirit, this advertisement is suitable for white-collar workers and office workers. Practicing martial arts can not only strengthen the body, but also reduce stress and relax the spirit, yes, we will promote it like this in the future!"

Several people were discussing lively in the martial arts hall, the door of the martial arts hall was pushed open, and a man in his early thirties walked in.He came in with an air of arrogance, with his hands behind his back, with a 'leader' inspection expression on his face, walking like a dragon and a tiger, swaggering.

"Which of you is Cui Shanying?"

Cheng Ziyi and the others looked at each other, as if they were asking silently, did they come to kick the gym again?
There's no way, he almost had the word 'finding fault' written on his face, in short, people will know that this person is here to find fault.

"The curator is not here, may I ask who you are?" Cheng Ziyi got up, looked at the other party and asked in doubt.

Li Yulong, Wang Lu and the others also stood up, but Yutou sat there without moving.

There are names and surnames in the report number of kicking hall.

It's not that whoever comes to kick the hall, they will smash the door first when they come up, kick the hall and kick the hall, even if you tear your face, you have to say something right, no, it's rarely like the three people who jumped out of nowhere two days ago, come and kick The museum smashed the door first.

Don't you know that if you damage other people's property casually, you need to pay compensation according to the price?

If you can do it, try to talk as little as possible, but before you do it, you should talk well, that's what Yutou thinks.

"Not here? Are you in charge of the martial arts school?" The visitor looked at Cheng Ziyi and asked with a straight face.

Cheng Ziyi was stunned for a moment, then shook his head and said, "I don't care about fighting, but I will be in charge of the daily management of the martial arts gym for the time being. You need to find Cui..."

Before Cheng Ziyi could finish speaking, the other party interrupted her.Said: "Since Cui Shanying is not here, it's the same for me to tell you." After finishing speaking, he walked into the martial arts hall by himself and sat on a chair.

With legs crossed, he leaned back on the chair, his eyes swept around Yutou, Li Yulong, Wang Lu, Liu Fangfang and others, and finally turned to Cheng Ziyi.He frowned and said unhappily: "Why, this is the way of hospitality in your Shanying Martial Arts Academy? When the guests come, don't you even have a bowl of tea?"

Even Cheng Ziyi couldn't help yelling 'I'll go' in his heart, everyone was fooled by this 'championer', you say you have something to say.However, people mentioned the way of hospitality, no matter what they come from, this bowl of tea is not bad.

Wang Lu got up to pour tea!

"Have you heard of Liu Sixi, the 'thunderbolt hand' of martial arts in the capital?" The visitor snorted and raised his head to ask.

"Liu Sixi?" Cheng Ziyi blinked, shook his head and said, "I've never heard of Liu Sixi, but I know that Big Sixi will appear in mahjong. right?"

"You girl, how can you talk like that!" It was none other than Liu Sixi, the famous 'thunderbolt hand' who was formally known in the capital's martial arts.

Cheng Ziyi asked with an innocent face: "Why, did I say something wrong?"

Liu Sixi is about the same age as Wan Shenwu, nodding in his 30s, but he is not as powerful as Wan Shenwu. When he enters the martial arts gym, he has to go to Cui Shanying for roll call, and he doesn't know what he means.

"Let me tell you, anyone who doesn't know each other in martial arts in the capital is fine, but you must know the 'Thunderbolt' Liu Sixi, Master Liu. As the old saying goes, literature is the first, and martial arts is the second. If Master Liu If he dares to be number two in the martial arts in the capital, then no one dares to say he is number one. If he stomps his feet, the martial arts in the capital will tremble three times." Liu Sixi said with a preaching expression.

Cheng Ziyi said 'uh', listening to the tone of the other party, it seems that Liu Sixi, who is the "thunderbolt hand", is really awesome, but why are you here, big brother?Why don't you tell me!
No one else spoke, only Liu Sixi continued to brag: "Master Liu is a rare martial arts prodigy in the world. He practiced martial arts at the age of eight. He first practiced Changquan and stretched his muscles and bones. At the age of nine, he followed Tai Chi masters... and learned Baguazhang at the age of ten. ...11-year-old practicing..."

It started to choke, but it couldn't stop.He described "Liu Sixi" in his mouth as being omnipotent in heaven and earth, proficient in all kinds of martial arts in the [-]th class, as long as it is boxing, he can't do it without him.Fight against someone, win, bet against someone, let the other party lose to nothing but his underpants, all the language of that guy converges into two words 'niu' and 'force'.

Anyway, the booming thunder is loud, and it's not taxable to brag about cheating, and it's arrogance to talk about it.

In his mouth, 'Liu Sixi' is the number one master in the capital, who blocks people and kills people, Buddhas should kill Buddhas, no one can control him, his mother is afraid of him, such a beast owner.

Another point is that the man who came here has a sharp mouth, like a small firecracker. When he talks, others will insert his mouth.

At the beginning, everyone listened to it, and felt a little bit in their hearts, thinking that they really met some kind of awesome person. Later, Li Yulong couldn't listen to it, and dragged Wang Lu to practice boxing. Yutou felt sleepy, knowing that he had met "Shuo Shou" and hid himself up.

Yutou was more thoughtful, since the other party said 'Liu Sixi' was so famous, he had to ask people anyway, it was not a good idea.He doesn't know many people in the capital, and Wan Shenwu's friendship is one of them.

Wan Shenwu received a call from Yutou and asked, "Who are you talking about? 'Thunderbolt' Liu Sixi? I ​​really don't know who the Thunderbolt is, but if you ask me who 'Liu Sixi' is, I can tell you." , that's really a 'beautiful' person, I don't want to provoke him, how should I put it, he's just a good person anyway!"

After finishing speaking, I hung up the phone!

Liu Sixi's name is definitely number one in the capital, well, almost no one wants to provoke him!

"Brother, what exactly are you doing in our martial arts gym? Are you making an appointment with our curator for Liu Sixi, Master Liu?" Cheng Ziyi interrupted helplessly, and asked straightforwardly.

"About a fight? Everyone is a person of status. Who wants to fight? I'm here to fight!" Liu Sixi sat there calmly and said.

As soon as the words "Qiguan" came out, Cheng Ziyi smiled, nodded and said, "Oh, the one who played the game, did you tell me earlier, just report the number of the game, and when you come, someone will accompany you to fight, what are you talking about so much?" , very tired."

Turning his head to Yutou, he called out: "Master Yutou, you kick the hall, come and treat me!"

Cheng Ziyi stood up from the chair. She had listened to the other party's bragging for a long time, and she had heard enough. Some words made her feel nasty.This man wanted to make 'Liu Sixi' look like a god. Looking at his awe-inspiring eyes, oh my god, I can't bear it.

"By the way, I haven't asked you yet?" Cheng Ziyi stopped in his tracks, then turned around and asked curiously.After listening to him for a long time, I still don't know who it is!
"I, I don't change my name or surname if I can do it, so does Liu Sixi, the 'thunderbolt hand'!" Liu Sixi said while sitting on a chair, putting on airs.

Cheng Ziyi stood there dumbfounded, really shocked by him.The big brother of feelings, Liu Sixi who has been bragging for a long time, is he alone?

The number one expert in the capital, is that what he looks like?

Regardless of others, Cheng Ziyi was directly defeated.

"Who wants to kick the gym?" Yutou came over and asked, wiping the sweat off his brow.

"It's him, the number one expert in the capital, unrivaled in the world, a genius among geniuses, even better than the existence of Lu Bu among men, Liu Sixi, Master Liu!" Cheng Ziyi pointed at Liu Sixi, who was sitting on a chair, without any embarrassment. He pointed out that he finished speaking with a suffocated smile, turned around and left, listening to this 'big master' bragging about cheating for two hours, he was also drunk.

"Kick the pavilion?" Yutou asked.

"Kick the hall!" Liu Sixi nodded affirmatively.

Yutou reached out and made a 'please' gesture: "Then let's go!"

Liu Sixi sat there motionless, eyelids lowered, picked up the tea, took a sip, frowned and said: "What's the hurry, this tea is cold, ask someone to change a bowl for me, this martial arts hall treats guests It’s really not good, I’m not particular about it, but if you change it to someone who’s particular about it, it’s going to make people laugh out loud about your way of hospitality!”

Yutou rolled his eyes!
"What are you doing there? Sit down and listen to me. There are 360 ​​trades in the world, and there are rules in every walk. There are also rules in this martial arts." Liu Sixi asked Yutou to sit down.

After Yutou sat down, he began to talk about the rules of martial arts in vernacular, how to behave in a low-key manner, treat elders with respect, and not be disrespectful to elders, all in vernacular.

"Stop, aren't you here to kick the gym?" The fish head made his head grow bigger.

"Yes, hey, young man, it's not the uncle who said you. Your temper is too aggressive. It's not good. You have to change your mind. You are not calm, you are unstable, and you are easily impulsive when things happen!" Liu Sixi preached.

Yutou stared, finally finding the cause of his anger.He stood up and questioned: "Master? Do you dare to say that you are my master? Damn, what kind of onion are you, you old boy, get up, get up, I have to teach you a lesson today, what is it!"

Liu Sixi was stunned for a moment, and asked back, "Aren't you Cui Shanying's apprentice?"

"Fart, Cui Shanying is my senior brother, and Lao Tzu is his senior brother!"

It's a good thing to have an excuse to turn against each other. Otherwise, if he keeps talking like this, he might not know how long the vernacular will last.

"Oh, Junior Brother? Even if you are Junior Brother Cui Shanying, when it comes to seniority, don't you still have to call me Senior Brother? Why are you yelling at me? Young people, please calm down, sit down, sit down, I will follow you Let me tell you, there must be punishment after the impulse!"

Yutou even scolded Liu Sixi, but he still said what he wanted to say, he didn't look angry at all, he was really calm, and his skill with his mouth was also high.

"What do you want to do!" Seeing that he was about to come up and pull his fish head, Liu Sixi slapped the table vigorously, and said loudly, "Do you understand the rules? Do you have any rules in Shanying Martial Art Academy? I'm here to kick the hall , People come to be guests, this is how your Shanying Martial Arts Academy treats guests? If you dare to touch a hair of my hair today, I will let your martial arts hall close tomorrow, do you believe it or not?"

That guy, what he said was domineering.

Seeing him like this, Yutou really didn't dare to make a move, not because he was afraid of something, because he said, "Do you understand the rules, whether there are any rules in the Shanying Guoshu Academy".Yutou naturally knew what the rules were by following the old man of the Cui family since he was a child.

"What's wrong?" Cheng Ziyi walked over and asked with a frown.

Yutou stared at Liu Sixi who was sitting on the chair, and snorted: "This man is a coward, and he kicks the gym. I guess he doesn't know where he hides his crotch!"

"You boy, talk to your senior brother like that? Do you still understand what a senior brother is? If you can't communicate with you, ask someone who can speak in the martial arts gym to come out. What about Cui Shanying? Tell Cui Shanying to come over. I, Liu Sixi, come to the door. He hides Let him get out, and say that I, Liu Sixi, are going to kick the court!" Liu Sixi snorted and said angrily, his words were loud and his mouth was harsh, but no matter what others said, he would sit on the chair without moving , the one who sits is called a stable one.

Cheng Ziyi and the others really couldn't solve such a 'strife'. If they fight, they won't fight with you. They say the same thing.

Yutou held back his strength and wanted to strike, but Liu Sixi sat on the chair and couldn't get up. He looked as if he could hit you if you could, and he just sat there without moving, letting you hit for nothing, and you hit it.The fish head is so powerful that it doesn't work!

Helpless, Cheng Ziyi had no choice but to call Cui Shanying and ask him to come and deal with it.

(End of this chapter)