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Chapter 37 Shocked!Girls from the Faculty of Arts...
Chapter 37 Shocked!Girls from the Faculty of Arts...
Monday morning.
There is no morning class, but the three people in 315 all get up early, and fill in the information on the computer while eating breakfast.
It has been 5 minutes since I opened this personality analysis link, and Ye Mian has not completed the first question yet.
The professional personality analysis questionnaire that all junior students have to do, the questions are too clear.Her personality was either calm and rational or passionate, so distinct, she couldn't choose for a long time.
"You haven't finished filling it out yet?" Yan Yi finished filling it out a long time ago, changed into beautiful clothes, and leaned over to ask her while biting on the siu mai.
Ye Mian sighed impatiently, "Does it have to be distinct? Is that the heroine of the novel? I'm neither inclined to be calm and rational nor enthusiastic. Am I destined not to find a job?"
Yan Yi took out his mobile phone and sat next to him: "There are still 10 minutes... I just fill it in casually. Who really expects this to analyze your suitable career? Is it possible that our Faculty of Arts can dig oil? Don't worry. , click the mouse and it’s over.”
She thought about it, too.Just as he was about to click the mouse to finish a few questions, Yan Yi suddenly let out a cry.
"Wo fuck Ye Mian, you're hot again!"
"..." With a refreshed mind, it's not the love of sanitary napkins again, is it?
"But this time the title is much more common."
She thought about it, gave up filling out the questionnaire, and leaned over with a small bench, looking at the phone that Yan Yi handed over, the screen was the post bar interface.
The first one is red and sticks to the top.
【Shock!A certain girl in the third year of the Faculty of Arts is actually...]
This kind of title with a strong air of stupidity is really not as strong as the summarization ability of fifth grade students.Probably the person who posted the post also felt that his title was not very attractive, so he used the photos of Jiang Zhi and Fu Ran below.
Seeing these two photos, some people must click in to see them.
Ye Mian didn't expect these people to be so frantic because of the amount of reading, but she also clicked in with a itch.
[Just say you are shocked or not!I always thought that the girls in the Faculty of Arts are the kind who are full of poetry and bookishness!The long hair is fluttering and the quality is as light as a chrysanthemum!But this young lady is amazing!Embracing a male god-level person on the left and right!The two umbrella gods who left school two days ago, one junior male god, used to be boyfriend and girlfriend with this girl, and now they broke up and helped each other serve tea and water, help with homework, and help make ginger soup during menstruation .Another freshman, cough, I won’t mention her name, she always goes to elective courses by appointment, sits together all the time, buys snacks for each other, and often goes out to eat together, so they are very close!This young lady, is she really at the pinnacle of her life? !But! ! !Here comes the point!According to the classmates I know in the same major, this young lady has stolen other people's things, and she also suffers from depression!It is common to install a surveillance camera in the dormitory to monitor others, slander roommates, and speak sarcasticly to classmates!She even used the excuse of her illness to ask the two male gods for help many times!At the same time, they used the same method to develop relationships with other boys of the same major as them!Simply shocked! 】
After reading it carefully, Ye Mian commented,
"The classmate of the same major mentioned in it... really doesn't give up. But the news is so accurate, did that person hear it while lying under the bed in our dormitory?"
Yan Yi clicked his tongue, "Although Jiang Zhi is indeed good-looking, there is no need to think about you for so long because of him, right? He...is very skilled?"
She froze for a moment at first, then widened her eyes, "I don't know!"
The little nest of love hasn't been finished yet, so the two of them broke up, okay?
Yan Yi had a regretful expression, and patted her on the shoulder, "You'd better stay in the dormitory and fill out the form. As for me, I'm going out to meet my little brother. If you don't mind, I can talk to the endocrine disorder guy opposite you." Grumpy women discuss how to respond."
Opposite to the irritable woman with endocrine disorders, Mou Li turned her head slowly, her eyes calm: "Are you pretending that I am not here?"
Yan Yi shrugged, picked up his bag and slipped out the next second, leaving Ye Mian alone to face a violent woman with endocrine disorders.
"...Don't hurt me by mistake. I don't agree with what the woman said just now. I think it's definitely a very correct choice for you to remain single."
Bai Li's face brightened a bit, "For the sake of your higher ideological awareness, come on, let me teach you how to use language to catch the opponent by surprise, this is a must-have for a girl from the liberal arts school who loves to read Bailianhua" quality."
"..." She pondered for a moment, she didn't know whether she should ask a question, why did she have the necessary qualities of a white lotus?
Forget it or don't ask.
5 minutes later, the post in the post bar was no longer on the top, Bai Li snatched her mobile phone and replied, and sent a message to the administrator very seriously, threatening the administrator to put her reply on the top of the post due to the harassment from a certain Yanyi senior. paste.
[First of all, let me answer the post from the classmate just now. I am not shocked, I am very calm and even want to eat two takeaways. After all, we all know that in addition to girls with long hair like me, there are also girls with wavy hair, suspenders and high heels in our liberal arts college. Xiaolang's classmate (yes, that's what you think).Secondly, if I have to be accused of being a thief, I admit that I stole the heart of my future partner. This kind of love that is so far away that I don't know where the other party is going, has repeatedly made me feel depressed.As for the relationship with the male classmates, if I have to say something, I can only say - that is a great friendship!Spiritual friendship!We are all friends under the same sky, how can there be such words as hook-up and love between friends? !That "classmate of the same major", I know you are jealous of me and always feel that I am a threat to you, but I don't have it, I love myself, no man is worthy of me!Alright, I've run out of white lotus materials I've accumulated, so let's get down to business. 】
[The topic is, are you the classmate who broke the news hiding under my bed? Are you speaking so meticulously?I didn't know that I still liked my ex-boyfriend and I didn't know how to develop a relationship with my junior. Did you see me leading two people into the hotel?Or did you see the words "Little Fairy Exclusive" written on them?As for depression?I also have the disease of getting rich, haven't you heard?How many packages did the other party give you?Don't get me wrong, I won't say "I'll give you double", I just want to persuade you, your statement is very imprecise, you have already provoked the only ten little fairies left in our profession, you are miserable , balala dark energy will always surround you. 】
[The above two statements are irritable speeches, this one is serious, thank you for understanding.You Jie, ask your servant to delete this messy post, or I will post your nasty voice recording online.If this post affects my scholarship, I will sue you/:)】
After calculating the entire three replies, only one-fifth of them are Ye Mian's own thoughts, and the rest are Baili's improvisation.
And Bai Li seemed to be on top, typing more and more excitedly.
"buzzing"
Bai Li's cell phone on the opposite table was vibrating continuously, and the two of them looked along, and then someone who was still in a state of excitement just froze, Shi Shiran put down Ye Mian's cell phone, took his own cell phone and started pressing Mute.
After pressing it, he said without changing his expression, "Recently, real estate sales calls have become more and more rampant. They sent me calls even though they knew I couldn't afford a house."
(End of this chapter)
Monday morning.
There is no morning class, but the three people in 315 all get up early, and fill in the information on the computer while eating breakfast.
It has been 5 minutes since I opened this personality analysis link, and Ye Mian has not completed the first question yet.
The professional personality analysis questionnaire that all junior students have to do, the questions are too clear.Her personality was either calm and rational or passionate, so distinct, she couldn't choose for a long time.
"You haven't finished filling it out yet?" Yan Yi finished filling it out a long time ago, changed into beautiful clothes, and leaned over to ask her while biting on the siu mai.
Ye Mian sighed impatiently, "Does it have to be distinct? Is that the heroine of the novel? I'm neither inclined to be calm and rational nor enthusiastic. Am I destined not to find a job?"
Yan Yi took out his mobile phone and sat next to him: "There are still 10 minutes... I just fill it in casually. Who really expects this to analyze your suitable career? Is it possible that our Faculty of Arts can dig oil? Don't worry. , click the mouse and it’s over.”
She thought about it, too.Just as he was about to click the mouse to finish a few questions, Yan Yi suddenly let out a cry.
"Wo fuck Ye Mian, you're hot again!"
"..." With a refreshed mind, it's not the love of sanitary napkins again, is it?
"But this time the title is much more common."
She thought about it, gave up filling out the questionnaire, and leaned over with a small bench, looking at the phone that Yan Yi handed over, the screen was the post bar interface.
The first one is red and sticks to the top.
【Shock!A certain girl in the third year of the Faculty of Arts is actually...]
This kind of title with a strong air of stupidity is really not as strong as the summarization ability of fifth grade students.Probably the person who posted the post also felt that his title was not very attractive, so he used the photos of Jiang Zhi and Fu Ran below.
Seeing these two photos, some people must click in to see them.
Ye Mian didn't expect these people to be so frantic because of the amount of reading, but she also clicked in with a itch.
[Just say you are shocked or not!I always thought that the girls in the Faculty of Arts are the kind who are full of poetry and bookishness!The long hair is fluttering and the quality is as light as a chrysanthemum!But this young lady is amazing!Embracing a male god-level person on the left and right!The two umbrella gods who left school two days ago, one junior male god, used to be boyfriend and girlfriend with this girl, and now they broke up and helped each other serve tea and water, help with homework, and help make ginger soup during menstruation .Another freshman, cough, I won’t mention her name, she always goes to elective courses by appointment, sits together all the time, buys snacks for each other, and often goes out to eat together, so they are very close!This young lady, is she really at the pinnacle of her life? !But! ! !Here comes the point!According to the classmates I know in the same major, this young lady has stolen other people's things, and she also suffers from depression!It is common to install a surveillance camera in the dormitory to monitor others, slander roommates, and speak sarcasticly to classmates!She even used the excuse of her illness to ask the two male gods for help many times!At the same time, they used the same method to develop relationships with other boys of the same major as them!Simply shocked! 】
After reading it carefully, Ye Mian commented,
"The classmate of the same major mentioned in it... really doesn't give up. But the news is so accurate, did that person hear it while lying under the bed in our dormitory?"
Yan Yi clicked his tongue, "Although Jiang Zhi is indeed good-looking, there is no need to think about you for so long because of him, right? He...is very skilled?"
She froze for a moment at first, then widened her eyes, "I don't know!"
The little nest of love hasn't been finished yet, so the two of them broke up, okay?
Yan Yi had a regretful expression, and patted her on the shoulder, "You'd better stay in the dormitory and fill out the form. As for me, I'm going out to meet my little brother. If you don't mind, I can talk to the endocrine disorder guy opposite you." Grumpy women discuss how to respond."
Opposite to the irritable woman with endocrine disorders, Mou Li turned her head slowly, her eyes calm: "Are you pretending that I am not here?"
Yan Yi shrugged, picked up his bag and slipped out the next second, leaving Ye Mian alone to face a violent woman with endocrine disorders.
"...Don't hurt me by mistake. I don't agree with what the woman said just now. I think it's definitely a very correct choice for you to remain single."
Bai Li's face brightened a bit, "For the sake of your higher ideological awareness, come on, let me teach you how to use language to catch the opponent by surprise, this is a must-have for a girl from the liberal arts school who loves to read Bailianhua" quality."
"..." She pondered for a moment, she didn't know whether she should ask a question, why did she have the necessary qualities of a white lotus?
Forget it or don't ask.
5 minutes later, the post in the post bar was no longer on the top, Bai Li snatched her mobile phone and replied, and sent a message to the administrator very seriously, threatening the administrator to put her reply on the top of the post due to the harassment from a certain Yanyi senior. paste.
[First of all, let me answer the post from the classmate just now. I am not shocked, I am very calm and even want to eat two takeaways. After all, we all know that in addition to girls with long hair like me, there are also girls with wavy hair, suspenders and high heels in our liberal arts college. Xiaolang's classmate (yes, that's what you think).Secondly, if I have to be accused of being a thief, I admit that I stole the heart of my future partner. This kind of love that is so far away that I don't know where the other party is going, has repeatedly made me feel depressed.As for the relationship with the male classmates, if I have to say something, I can only say - that is a great friendship!Spiritual friendship!We are all friends under the same sky, how can there be such words as hook-up and love between friends? !That "classmate of the same major", I know you are jealous of me and always feel that I am a threat to you, but I don't have it, I love myself, no man is worthy of me!Alright, I've run out of white lotus materials I've accumulated, so let's get down to business. 】
[The topic is, are you the classmate who broke the news hiding under my bed? Are you speaking so meticulously?I didn't know that I still liked my ex-boyfriend and I didn't know how to develop a relationship with my junior. Did you see me leading two people into the hotel?Or did you see the words "Little Fairy Exclusive" written on them?As for depression?I also have the disease of getting rich, haven't you heard?How many packages did the other party give you?Don't get me wrong, I won't say "I'll give you double", I just want to persuade you, your statement is very imprecise, you have already provoked the only ten little fairies left in our profession, you are miserable , balala dark energy will always surround you. 】
[The above two statements are irritable speeches, this one is serious, thank you for understanding.You Jie, ask your servant to delete this messy post, or I will post your nasty voice recording online.If this post affects my scholarship, I will sue you/:)】
After calculating the entire three replies, only one-fifth of them are Ye Mian's own thoughts, and the rest are Baili's improvisation.
And Bai Li seemed to be on top, typing more and more excitedly.
"buzzing"
Bai Li's cell phone on the opposite table was vibrating continuously, and the two of them looked along, and then someone who was still in a state of excitement just froze, Shi Shiran put down Ye Mian's cell phone, took his own cell phone and started pressing Mute.
After pressing it, he said without changing his expression, "Recently, real estate sales calls have become more and more rampant. They sent me calls even though they knew I couldn't afford a house."
(End of this chapter)
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