Xiao has been thinking about it for a long time
Chapter 4 Blogger, I advise you not to be so non-mainstream
Chapter 4 Blogger, I advise you not to be so non-mainstream
There was no class in the afternoon, so Yan Yi went back to the dormitory and changed into a sexy suspender dress, picked up her bag and went out, probably to go on a date with some younger brother for western food, only Ye Mian and Bai Li were left alone in the dormitory.
Of the two, although Bai Li was tugging, cool, and broke her legs, her work and rest schedule was completely in accordance with world standards. She had lunch, went to bed and took a nap, and got up at two o'clock to do her homework and watch a movie.
Life is most boring.
Ye Mian is alright, he is a blogger with millions of fans, after lunch he started browsing Weibo in high spirits, scrolling through fans' comments one by one, picking out the content that can be posted and passed the review.
After shopping for more than an hour, she found one that suited her well, rubbed her hands together, and sent it out with a smile on her face.
[Surgery castrator: Some fans said that I am a blogger from a wealthy family, and I should change my name to a stylish one that can highlight my charming temperament. Which one do you think is "Idols all over the world love my old lady" or "billionaire wife"? better?Or "I want to lie flat on the male god's abs" or "I want to swing on the male god's eyelashes" is better? 】
Fans commented very quickly below.She opened it happily——
【Do you eat ginger, garlic and shallots: I advise you not to be so non-mainstream. 】
[What do you do during the day: Blogger, if you take a few more sleeping pills, you won't go crazy like this. 】
[Jiang Feng Yuhuo to Mianmian: It's best to change it to my wife. 】
[Pick up the host and run: Big brother upstairs, if you eat a few more peanuts, you won't be so drunk. 】
[Uncle, look at me: Are you trying to say that hundreds of millions of brides buy one and get one free?Fully exposed your age/dislike you but I still love you jpg]
[Brother Chongya: I think the castration master is pretty good, I can think of the source of your fortune when you hear it, and it fits your temperament very well/dog]
[Surgery castrator commented on brother Chong Ya: The source of my fortune is my talent, my mind, my temperament, okay/I am pretending to smile and you must know that you are dead jpg]
[Surgery castrator commented on Jiang Feng Yuhuo to Mianmian: The name is quite literary, how can people be so dreamy?Dad is always the crape myrtle you can't get. 】
[Pick up the host and run: Castration, you are wrong.Erkang got it before, be careful, the boss will change his surname to Er immediately / shivering jpg]
[Jiang Feng Yuhuo to Mianmian: Wait for me, I'll change my name right away. 】
Ye Mian was so shocked that she couldn't hold the phone steady, and returned without stopping.
Then she wrinkled her nose and sighed, now these netizens are more radical than the other, they are talking loudly, and they can’t criticize, what if the boss waved his hand and took the fans she had accumulated so hard to technically remove fans, her A million dreams are gone!
But are the three names she thought of really so unorthodox?
"What are you thinking about? You've been holding your phone and laughing weirdly all afternoon." Bai Li climbed down from the bed, refreshed after a good night's sleep, and the cold face under the short hair was disgusting.
Ye Mian's eyes lit up when he looked at her.
"do not move!"
Baili, who was about to land just now, was so frightened that she immediately took her feet back and dragged her on the ladder.
"I'm shuddering. Is there a cockroach in my shoe?"
Ye Mian put down her phone, ran over, squatted like a dog and picked up her slippers, raised her head and smiled obsequiously, "Come on, I'll help you put on your shoes."
Bai Li: "...you can apply for a certificate for mentally disabled patients, maybe you don't even need to take the final exam. Just because you are admitted to University A because of your mentally disabled, the school can draw a banner to praise you, don't feel inferior."
"I'm inferior!" Ye Mian stared at her eyes, and flicked her slightly curly long hair as she raised her head, "I'm very inferior! As a student of the Faculty of Arts, I have three screen names and I don't have fans. Buy it, I'm too inferior!"
"Let me see which three names make you feel inferior. You won't be named "Bai Li is my father"?"
Ye Mian didn't speak, and took the phone over to the screen to stare at her, blinking her eyes, as if she wanted to give her some constructive advice.
Who would have thought that after Baili glanced at it twice, she said blankly, "I'm blind."
"........."
The matter of changing the Weibo name is of great importance, and she has been unable to think of something she is particularly satisfied with. She also received insults from fans and Baili. Pancakes.
After dinner, she was still thinking about it. The draft was full of two pages, using all the classical Chinese, but she couldn't choose a good one.
There are a few names that are full of pages, and you can see a few surprisingly big ones at a glance-"Where are you my love?"
Baili accidentally glanced at her after she came out of the shower, and felt that if she was a Chinese language teacher, she would probably have to confess here on the spot.
There was a sound of unlocking the door, and two people came in one after the other.
Two people?
Ye Mian and Bai Li looked over together, and saw the girl walking in front, who was cute but wearing a black sexy skirt, curly bangs, and false eyelashes that almost poked into her eyes.
The fourth person in the dormitory is Zheng Yuqing.I haven't seen her in the dormitory recently, and I don't know where she went. She never said, except for posting what she ate and bought today in Moments, she hardly lives in 315.
Yan Yi was walking behind.She wears high-heeled shoes, small suspenders, maroon wavy curls, and even light makeup is charming. She is the real sexy stunner of their liberal arts school.After she came in, she closed the door and looked at Zheng Yuqing in front of her twisting her waist with a look of impatience. She threw away the outrageously expensive small bag, gave Zheng Yuqing a blank look, and began to untie a certain clothes to stretch her body and mind.
Zheng Yuqing didn't notice the look of contempt, because her attention was all on Ye Mian, and she yelled at her as soon as she came in,
"Ye Mian, what are you writing about? You didn't go to class for half a month and you still found out that you made up your homework? Aren't you always messing around with your Weibo at this time?"
Ye Mian was worrying about his name, so he replied dryly, "I didn't write anything, and I didn't have a conscience. I was just thinking about what to post on Weibo today."
"That's about the same. But yes, it's worthwhile for you to fall in love. Although Jiang Zhi dumped you in the end, but you have raised so many fans by relying on the chicken soup that hurts the spring and the autumn. As soon as you break into the Internet celebrity circle, you don’t have to go out to find a job like us? Sigh, it’s really tiring to go out and work.”
Ye Mian, who was spread out on the table, paused and looked at her with a black question mark in bold and capital letters.Yan Yi was also a little stunned, and probably didn't expect that this person not only couldn't speak, but also owed a beating so much.
Baili, who was next to her, suddenly turned on the hair dryer with a "snap", and the booming sound made it so loud that Zheng Yuqing couldn't hear what Zheng Yuqing said afterward. After a while, the sound became louder and louder, and she couldn't hear it No matter what he said, he could only stare and give up after muttering a few words.
Ye Mian watched Baili face expressionlessly turn on the blower to the maximum speed, and slowly comb her hair, she turned her face and was amused.
(End of this chapter)
There was no class in the afternoon, so Yan Yi went back to the dormitory and changed into a sexy suspender dress, picked up her bag and went out, probably to go on a date with some younger brother for western food, only Ye Mian and Bai Li were left alone in the dormitory.
Of the two, although Bai Li was tugging, cool, and broke her legs, her work and rest schedule was completely in accordance with world standards. She had lunch, went to bed and took a nap, and got up at two o'clock to do her homework and watch a movie.
Life is most boring.
Ye Mian is alright, he is a blogger with millions of fans, after lunch he started browsing Weibo in high spirits, scrolling through fans' comments one by one, picking out the content that can be posted and passed the review.
After shopping for more than an hour, she found one that suited her well, rubbed her hands together, and sent it out with a smile on her face.
[Surgery castrator: Some fans said that I am a blogger from a wealthy family, and I should change my name to a stylish one that can highlight my charming temperament. Which one do you think is "Idols all over the world love my old lady" or "billionaire wife"? better?Or "I want to lie flat on the male god's abs" or "I want to swing on the male god's eyelashes" is better? 】
Fans commented very quickly below.She opened it happily——
【Do you eat ginger, garlic and shallots: I advise you not to be so non-mainstream. 】
[What do you do during the day: Blogger, if you take a few more sleeping pills, you won't go crazy like this. 】
[Jiang Feng Yuhuo to Mianmian: It's best to change it to my wife. 】
[Pick up the host and run: Big brother upstairs, if you eat a few more peanuts, you won't be so drunk. 】
[Uncle, look at me: Are you trying to say that hundreds of millions of brides buy one and get one free?Fully exposed your age/dislike you but I still love you jpg]
[Brother Chongya: I think the castration master is pretty good, I can think of the source of your fortune when you hear it, and it fits your temperament very well/dog]
[Surgery castrator commented on brother Chong Ya: The source of my fortune is my talent, my mind, my temperament, okay/I am pretending to smile and you must know that you are dead jpg]
[Surgery castrator commented on Jiang Feng Yuhuo to Mianmian: The name is quite literary, how can people be so dreamy?Dad is always the crape myrtle you can't get. 】
[Pick up the host and run: Castration, you are wrong.Erkang got it before, be careful, the boss will change his surname to Er immediately / shivering jpg]
[Jiang Feng Yuhuo to Mianmian: Wait for me, I'll change my name right away. 】
Ye Mian was so shocked that she couldn't hold the phone steady, and returned without stopping.
Then she wrinkled her nose and sighed, now these netizens are more radical than the other, they are talking loudly, and they can’t criticize, what if the boss waved his hand and took the fans she had accumulated so hard to technically remove fans, her A million dreams are gone!
But are the three names she thought of really so unorthodox?
"What are you thinking about? You've been holding your phone and laughing weirdly all afternoon." Bai Li climbed down from the bed, refreshed after a good night's sleep, and the cold face under the short hair was disgusting.
Ye Mian's eyes lit up when he looked at her.
"do not move!"
Baili, who was about to land just now, was so frightened that she immediately took her feet back and dragged her on the ladder.
"I'm shuddering. Is there a cockroach in my shoe?"
Ye Mian put down her phone, ran over, squatted like a dog and picked up her slippers, raised her head and smiled obsequiously, "Come on, I'll help you put on your shoes."
Bai Li: "...you can apply for a certificate for mentally disabled patients, maybe you don't even need to take the final exam. Just because you are admitted to University A because of your mentally disabled, the school can draw a banner to praise you, don't feel inferior."
"I'm inferior!" Ye Mian stared at her eyes, and flicked her slightly curly long hair as she raised her head, "I'm very inferior! As a student of the Faculty of Arts, I have three screen names and I don't have fans. Buy it, I'm too inferior!"
"Let me see which three names make you feel inferior. You won't be named "Bai Li is my father"?"
Ye Mian didn't speak, and took the phone over to the screen to stare at her, blinking her eyes, as if she wanted to give her some constructive advice.
Who would have thought that after Baili glanced at it twice, she said blankly, "I'm blind."
"........."
The matter of changing the Weibo name is of great importance, and she has been unable to think of something she is particularly satisfied with. She also received insults from fans and Baili. Pancakes.
After dinner, she was still thinking about it. The draft was full of two pages, using all the classical Chinese, but she couldn't choose a good one.
There are a few names that are full of pages, and you can see a few surprisingly big ones at a glance-"Where are you my love?"
Baili accidentally glanced at her after she came out of the shower, and felt that if she was a Chinese language teacher, she would probably have to confess here on the spot.
There was a sound of unlocking the door, and two people came in one after the other.
Two people?
Ye Mian and Bai Li looked over together, and saw the girl walking in front, who was cute but wearing a black sexy skirt, curly bangs, and false eyelashes that almost poked into her eyes.
The fourth person in the dormitory is Zheng Yuqing.I haven't seen her in the dormitory recently, and I don't know where she went. She never said, except for posting what she ate and bought today in Moments, she hardly lives in 315.
Yan Yi was walking behind.She wears high-heeled shoes, small suspenders, maroon wavy curls, and even light makeup is charming. She is the real sexy stunner of their liberal arts school.After she came in, she closed the door and looked at Zheng Yuqing in front of her twisting her waist with a look of impatience. She threw away the outrageously expensive small bag, gave Zheng Yuqing a blank look, and began to untie a certain clothes to stretch her body and mind.
Zheng Yuqing didn't notice the look of contempt, because her attention was all on Ye Mian, and she yelled at her as soon as she came in,
"Ye Mian, what are you writing about? You didn't go to class for half a month and you still found out that you made up your homework? Aren't you always messing around with your Weibo at this time?"
Ye Mian was worrying about his name, so he replied dryly, "I didn't write anything, and I didn't have a conscience. I was just thinking about what to post on Weibo today."
"That's about the same. But yes, it's worthwhile for you to fall in love. Although Jiang Zhi dumped you in the end, but you have raised so many fans by relying on the chicken soup that hurts the spring and the autumn. As soon as you break into the Internet celebrity circle, you don’t have to go out to find a job like us? Sigh, it’s really tiring to go out and work.”
Ye Mian, who was spread out on the table, paused and looked at her with a black question mark in bold and capital letters.Yan Yi was also a little stunned, and probably didn't expect that this person not only couldn't speak, but also owed a beating so much.
Baili, who was next to her, suddenly turned on the hair dryer with a "snap", and the booming sound made it so loud that Zheng Yuqing couldn't hear what Zheng Yuqing said afterward. After a while, the sound became louder and louder, and she couldn't hear it No matter what he said, he could only stare and give up after muttering a few words.
Ye Mian watched Baili face expressionlessly turn on the blower to the maximum speed, and slowly comb her hair, she turned her face and was amused.
(End of this chapter)
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