Chapter 9
[Surgical Castrationist: I have a friend who is dying in the hospital. Before she dies, she wants to ask everyone a question before she can rest in peace.It's like this, my friend's boyfriend is a man with integrity and three views, but a soft ear and easy to trust others to doubt him.He just listened to the other woman's instigation and broke up with his girlfriend after several quarrels. The two of them were hysterical for a while and almost never communicated with each other.Do you think my friend should take revenge?Or wave your hands without taking away a cloud and let those two idiots hurt each other? 】
Someone comment below soon.
[Giggle giggle chirp chirp: what a familiar beginning, I have a friend...]
[Sister I am eighteen: Blogger, you should slap them unconscious... No, you should persuade your friends to slap them unconscious.I didn't know that friend was you, blogger, you trust me. 】
[Brother, I am nineteen: Hysterical and dead?so miserable?Let me tell you, blogger, you are lucky to have broken up. If you easily believe that others doubt you, you will not go far. 】
[Surgery castrator replied to brother me nineteen: I said, that is my friend/smile]
[Brother, my nineteenth reply to the surgical castrator: good blogger.is your friend. 】
Ye Mian gritted his teeth angrily.Just as I was thinking about whether to delete this person's comment, suddenly a very familiar name floated up below.
[Follow you and change your name: Throw out the trash and just throw it away, and you can still grab things from the trash pickers? 】
[Brother, I'm nineteen: Wo Fucking God List, sister! 】
[Pick up the blogger and hand it to the boss: The boss will arrive even though he is late!Boss, please take a seat, the top spot on the Conferred God list is reserved for you! 】
[Xiao Huahua is Sunflower: Hit the nail on the head, blogger, you should listen to the big brother's speech more. The big brother is probably a big sister with rich emotional experience. It is always right to listen to the old man's words more. 】
[Follow your name change and reply Xiaohuahua is Sunflower: I am young, male, single, and have no relationship experience, thank you. 】
[Xiao Huahua is the sun flower: ...Wo, wow, the boss turned out to be the little brother! 】
[Brother I am nineteen: Boss, drink tea!Top of the list for you!In addition, that flower in a certain building, your name is very ambiguous, I suspect that you are driving, although I have no evidence. 】
[Upstairs is my son: I'm here to take a stroll. 】
Just saw this, refreshed again, and the comment of [renamed with you] has been posted to the top of the list.
Ye Mian couldn't help it now, and poked into his homepage with a feeling of "I don't like this friend", "A bosom friend", "I hate seeing each other later", and then clicked the follow button.
The other party immediately sent a private message, [You also think what I said is very reasonable, don't you? 】
[Don't talk to that trash. 】
[Surgical Castrationist: My friend, your remarks are not good! 】
The other party sent another message, [Don't talk to trash.you deserve better. 】
[……] She always felt that this man's words made her feel that the phone was a little hot, so she frowned and pressed a sentence with a strange expression,
[Miss sister... no, little brother, I would like to ask, are you a little...brother? 】
Don't be an old brother.
On the other side of the dialog box, someone sitting in front of the computer with a physics exercise book spread out on the table looked at the last two words in the dialog box, and his breathing became heavier.
After a while, he replied, 【If you really want a young lady, I can also be your own young lady.Although I am, brother. 】
[...Lady's big guy?Farewell, little brother. 】
[It's not impossible for you.Call again? 】
【……goodbye. 】
【Then wait for you, see you later. 】
Ye Mian's teeth ached for no reason, and she flipped the phone upside down on the table.
Said faintly, "Pervert."
Bai Li observed her in real time, seeing that her expression was no longer gloomy, she asked casually, "Who is perverted?"
"A fan."
"The one who wanted to be your little sister last time?"
"Yes, I suspect that he is teasing me verbally." Ye Mian said seriously.
Baili choked for a moment, then lay on the bed and turned over, uttering a word expressionlessly, "Oh."
Obviously don't want to hear it anymore.
Ye Mian thought about it in her own mind, and felt that she still couldn't hold things in her heart, she was suffering enough recently, she didn't want to hold anything in her heart.So she clicked on the WeChat of a certain internet celebrity sister.
Seriously sent a message to others.
[Sister, the prince said that I am great: Just now a male fan teased me in a private message/serious face jpg]
The other party responded quickly.
【Sister, the emperor is with me:...】
[Sister, the prince said that I am great: But I have no expectations for love, and I have no interest in men/vicissitudes of light a cigarette jpg]
[Sister, the emperor is here: ... Wait a minute, do male fans know that you are so imaginative?You haven't written your horoscope yet, you have already thought about what kind of parents and postures to use at night? 】
[Sister, the lord said I was great: I didn't! 】
[Sister, the emperor is here with me: curl your lips/Maybe he is also broken in love, seeing that you are also a lovelorn who is going to die, let's exchange experiences, but you still want to mess with him!I'm going to debunk you under your comment! 】
[Sister, the emperor is here with me: If you don't want your true face to be exposed, just spend half of your last endorsement fee and treat me to dinner. 】
[Sister, the prince said that I am great: I will block you immediately, you. 】
[Sister, the emperor is here: Don't mention it!sisters!There is no benevolence and righteousness in business!The emperor will give it to you, and the prince will give it to you too! 】
[Sister, the prince said that I am great: heh. 】
-
Ye Mian came out of the counselor's office, holding a stack of stamped papers.She went to apply for funding for the department she managed before, and was released from the office after a lot of eloquence.
On the way back to the dormitory, she passed the supermarket, and was just about to go in to buy something to eat, when she vaguely heard the people next to her staring at her, with strange eyes and a lot of discussion.
She frowned lightly, her first thought was, You Jie and Zheng Yuqing started again?
When she went back, the dormitory was still quiet, because Bai Li was cursing "calmly" with her hips on her hips, her voice was loud and energetic.
"There is a micro-monitor is depression trying to harm people?! You f/m can't understand the penultimate sentence I said 3 minutes ago?! It was sent by fans, specially used to deal with some boring idiots If you have to say that this thing has something to do with depression, Yan Yi and I both bought it, and you turn around and look at Yan Yi, could it be that she also seems to be prone to depression?! That's really a ghost!"
Yan Yi, who was eating melon seeds at the door, was suddenly cueed, and was a little confused.
Ye Mian coughed twice, approached, and innocently asked Baili, "What's going on? Could it be that someone stuffed a red bag into my locker again?"
This is what happened to Zheng Yuqing last time. Some people who watched the excitement wanted to laugh.
Yan Yi, who was affected by innocence, threw away the melon seeds, clapped his hands, and brushed the long curly hair on his chest, "Tell me, you are not beautiful enough, talented enough, or good-looking enough, why is someone so jealous of you? Pushing you hard into the stinky ditch?"
Ye Mian: "...who the hell knows?"
Yan Yi has something to say: She is obviously not as good as I am, her breasts are not as big as mine, her legs are not as long as I am, her face is not as good-looking as mine, she is not as good as my makeup, and she is not as beautiful as I am. Can you get the script of the heroine who is planted by a vicious female partner and then slapped in the face? !
(End of this chapter)
[Surgical Castrationist: I have a friend who is dying in the hospital. Before she dies, she wants to ask everyone a question before she can rest in peace.It's like this, my friend's boyfriend is a man with integrity and three views, but a soft ear and easy to trust others to doubt him.He just listened to the other woman's instigation and broke up with his girlfriend after several quarrels. The two of them were hysterical for a while and almost never communicated with each other.Do you think my friend should take revenge?Or wave your hands without taking away a cloud and let those two idiots hurt each other? 】
Someone comment below soon.
[Giggle giggle chirp chirp: what a familiar beginning, I have a friend...]
[Sister I am eighteen: Blogger, you should slap them unconscious... No, you should persuade your friends to slap them unconscious.I didn't know that friend was you, blogger, you trust me. 】
[Brother, I am nineteen: Hysterical and dead?so miserable?Let me tell you, blogger, you are lucky to have broken up. If you easily believe that others doubt you, you will not go far. 】
[Surgery castrator replied to brother me nineteen: I said, that is my friend/smile]
[Brother, my nineteenth reply to the surgical castrator: good blogger.is your friend. 】
Ye Mian gritted his teeth angrily.Just as I was thinking about whether to delete this person's comment, suddenly a very familiar name floated up below.
[Follow you and change your name: Throw out the trash and just throw it away, and you can still grab things from the trash pickers? 】
[Brother, I'm nineteen: Wo Fucking God List, sister! 】
[Pick up the blogger and hand it to the boss: The boss will arrive even though he is late!Boss, please take a seat, the top spot on the Conferred God list is reserved for you! 】
[Xiao Huahua is Sunflower: Hit the nail on the head, blogger, you should listen to the big brother's speech more. The big brother is probably a big sister with rich emotional experience. It is always right to listen to the old man's words more. 】
[Follow your name change and reply Xiaohuahua is Sunflower: I am young, male, single, and have no relationship experience, thank you. 】
[Xiao Huahua is the sun flower: ...Wo, wow, the boss turned out to be the little brother! 】
[Brother I am nineteen: Boss, drink tea!Top of the list for you!In addition, that flower in a certain building, your name is very ambiguous, I suspect that you are driving, although I have no evidence. 】
[Upstairs is my son: I'm here to take a stroll. 】
Just saw this, refreshed again, and the comment of [renamed with you] has been posted to the top of the list.
Ye Mian couldn't help it now, and poked into his homepage with a feeling of "I don't like this friend", "A bosom friend", "I hate seeing each other later", and then clicked the follow button.
The other party immediately sent a private message, [You also think what I said is very reasonable, don't you? 】
[Don't talk to that trash. 】
[Surgical Castrationist: My friend, your remarks are not good! 】
The other party sent another message, [Don't talk to trash.you deserve better. 】
[……] She always felt that this man's words made her feel that the phone was a little hot, so she frowned and pressed a sentence with a strange expression,
[Miss sister... no, little brother, I would like to ask, are you a little...brother? 】
Don't be an old brother.
On the other side of the dialog box, someone sitting in front of the computer with a physics exercise book spread out on the table looked at the last two words in the dialog box, and his breathing became heavier.
After a while, he replied, 【If you really want a young lady, I can also be your own young lady.Although I am, brother. 】
[...Lady's big guy?Farewell, little brother. 】
[It's not impossible for you.Call again? 】
【……goodbye. 】
【Then wait for you, see you later. 】
Ye Mian's teeth ached for no reason, and she flipped the phone upside down on the table.
Said faintly, "Pervert."
Bai Li observed her in real time, seeing that her expression was no longer gloomy, she asked casually, "Who is perverted?"
"A fan."
"The one who wanted to be your little sister last time?"
"Yes, I suspect that he is teasing me verbally." Ye Mian said seriously.
Baili choked for a moment, then lay on the bed and turned over, uttering a word expressionlessly, "Oh."
Obviously don't want to hear it anymore.
Ye Mian thought about it in her own mind, and felt that she still couldn't hold things in her heart, she was suffering enough recently, she didn't want to hold anything in her heart.So she clicked on the WeChat of a certain internet celebrity sister.
Seriously sent a message to others.
[Sister, the prince said that I am great: Just now a male fan teased me in a private message/serious face jpg]
The other party responded quickly.
【Sister, the emperor is with me:...】
[Sister, the prince said that I am great: But I have no expectations for love, and I have no interest in men/vicissitudes of light a cigarette jpg]
[Sister, the emperor is here: ... Wait a minute, do male fans know that you are so imaginative?You haven't written your horoscope yet, you have already thought about what kind of parents and postures to use at night? 】
[Sister, the lord said I was great: I didn't! 】
[Sister, the emperor is here with me: curl your lips/Maybe he is also broken in love, seeing that you are also a lovelorn who is going to die, let's exchange experiences, but you still want to mess with him!I'm going to debunk you under your comment! 】
[Sister, the emperor is here with me: If you don't want your true face to be exposed, just spend half of your last endorsement fee and treat me to dinner. 】
[Sister, the prince said that I am great: I will block you immediately, you. 】
[Sister, the emperor is here: Don't mention it!sisters!There is no benevolence and righteousness in business!The emperor will give it to you, and the prince will give it to you too! 】
[Sister, the prince said that I am great: heh. 】
-
Ye Mian came out of the counselor's office, holding a stack of stamped papers.She went to apply for funding for the department she managed before, and was released from the office after a lot of eloquence.
On the way back to the dormitory, she passed the supermarket, and was just about to go in to buy something to eat, when she vaguely heard the people next to her staring at her, with strange eyes and a lot of discussion.
She frowned lightly, her first thought was, You Jie and Zheng Yuqing started again?
When she went back, the dormitory was still quiet, because Bai Li was cursing "calmly" with her hips on her hips, her voice was loud and energetic.
"There is a micro-monitor is depression trying to harm people?! You f/m can't understand the penultimate sentence I said 3 minutes ago?! It was sent by fans, specially used to deal with some boring idiots If you have to say that this thing has something to do with depression, Yan Yi and I both bought it, and you turn around and look at Yan Yi, could it be that she also seems to be prone to depression?! That's really a ghost!"
Yan Yi, who was eating melon seeds at the door, was suddenly cueed, and was a little confused.
Ye Mian coughed twice, approached, and innocently asked Baili, "What's going on? Could it be that someone stuffed a red bag into my locker again?"
This is what happened to Zheng Yuqing last time. Some people who watched the excitement wanted to laugh.
Yan Yi, who was affected by innocence, threw away the melon seeds, clapped his hands, and brushed the long curly hair on his chest, "Tell me, you are not beautiful enough, talented enough, or good-looking enough, why is someone so jealous of you? Pushing you hard into the stinky ditch?"
Ye Mian: "...who the hell knows?"
Yan Yi has something to say: She is obviously not as good as I am, her breasts are not as big as mine, her legs are not as long as I am, her face is not as good-looking as mine, she is not as good as my makeup, and she is not as beautiful as I am. Can you get the script of the heroine who is planted by a vicious female partner and then slapped in the face? !
(End of this chapter)
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