Ninjas should be dressed in meat

Chapter 1 Traveling through Naruto, Bai Jue becomes a mother

In the dark underground cave, the huge ugly stone statue was forever frozen in the moment of howling.

Two pale humanoids were dancing and communicating.

"Let's throw it away. I haven't woken up after raising it for so many years. I'm probably a fool." A white humanoid creature covered in thorns said so.

"No, this is my child. How can you be so cruel to let an old mother give up her child!" Another whirlpool-shaped white creature hugged a scrawny teenager with eyes closed.

"Wake up, you are white, you have no gender, and he is just a failed interstitial cell experiment."

"No!"

"So, how long do you want to keep him?"

"Hush, let me tell you quietly, I'm making a huge move! Don't tell anyone."

"Oh? Come on, let me keep everyone secret!"

"Well... I want to raise him well until he wakes up, step by step to train him into the strongest ninja, become the ninja god who corrects the chaotic order of the ninja world, and then marry the most beautiful girl in the world, and finally On his wedding night, during the bridal chamber, he got out from under the bed and asked him how it feels to poop..."

"Oh, I think what a great mother you are!"

"Yeah? So you're going to invest in fluids to feed him? I've been kind of on fire lately."

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Bai Mu opened his eyes with difficulty, only feeling that his soul seemed to be drifting in nothingness for a long time.

His body was extremely sore, his mind was muddled, and he was so weak that opening his mouth to speak was a luxury, even if his vision was blurred.

"Really...really awake!!! The old mother's efforts were not in vain!"

"It's really a miracle. A failed experimental subject actually woke up."

Hei Jue has been researching the clones of Qianshouzhujian since he got the Zhujian cells, but every time the experimental subjects are cultivated, they are only human-shaped meat pieces, and none of them can have a soul.

In desperation, Heijue had no choice but to give up scientific research that he was not good at, and destroyed all the experimental subjects, but Uzumaki Baijue was ordered to take care of Uchiha Madara in the dark underground base. When he was bored, he picked up an abandoned Hei Jue thought that he was just a whim and would throw it away when he got tired of playing, so he ignored him. Unexpectedly, the whirlpool Bai Jue was overflowing with maternal love, and he kept raising it for several years.

Shiraki stared at the two pale humanoid monsters in front of him, and the white-haired old man with his head bowed under the terrifying colossus farther away...

"Based on my understanding of the world of the two stinging monkeys... this is... Uchiha Madara's underground base?" Shiraki's memory immediately matched the picture.

"Nah, nah! My son, I'm your grandma, quickly call mom...Mom..." Wujue Baijue moved his head to Bai Mu's face with great excitement, his eyes were like... addicted maternal love?

"Am I the son of Bai Jue? This kind of single-celled creature doesn't even have a rectum, how could it be fertile!!! But already put on a confused look.

Bai Jue's funny comparison is easy to fool, and ninja masters like Hei Ze and Uchiha Madara beside him are not fools. If they rashly do something that does not conform to their status, they may be directly obliterated by a look.

"Sure enough, even if he wakes up, he's just a fool." Spiky Baijue spread his hands.

"No, no, he just can't speak, I will teach him slowly." Wujuan Baijue waved his hands non-stop, and then pointed to Heijue who was beside him: "Cub, this is Heijue's father , called Dad...Dad..."

"Unexpectedly! You are still hermaphrodites, and Hei never imagined that you are such a person..." Bai Mu's eyes suddenly became ambiguous, and he didn't know how this black and white match was carried out.

So is he considered Kaguya Ji's cheap grandson?
"Hmph, you two are playing for fun. If it affects our plan, even if Madara doesn't do anything, I will destroy him myself." Hei Jue snorted coldly and didn't care about the newly awakened vegetable.

"Heijue's father is really ruthless. He is still a child after all to scare people like this." Scroll Baijue hugged Baimu's thin body vigorously.

"I will leave for a while to collect information, and you will take care of Madara here. He still needs to sleep for a while, so don't let anyone disturb him." Hei Jue glanced at the dumbfounded Shiraki, sank into the wall and disappeared.

Hei Jue is gone, Madara is still sleeping... There are only two funny people who are not very bright-minded and Bai Jue is left, which is simply a godsend opportunity to adapt to the environment.

Shiraki tried to move his limbs, but unfortunately he was as weak as a newborn kitten, unable to move at all. After all, he was a failed experimental subject. After more than ten years of being a vegetable, the muscles of his limbs atrophied.

"I think he should be given a name." Spike Baijue suggested.

"That makes sense! What name should I choose..." Scroll Baijue began to think...

"He was brought up by Bai Jue's old mother, who I fed with feces and urine... He was cultivated for eight years using the cells of the first generation of Hokage. The first generation of Hokage was good at wooden escape..."

"Yes, yes, Baimu, Baimu..." Baimu thought in his heart, so he didn't need to change his name.

"Then call it Laoba!" Scroll Baijue gave a thumbs up: "I'm really a genius at naming names!"

"Uh...uh! Uh...uh!" Shiraki struggled frantically.

"Look, look, the child is screaming with joy! He must like this name very much, right? Old Eight! Old Eight!" Whirlpool Baijue exclaimed excitedly.

Bai Mu twitched all over and rolled his eyes wildly, almost fainting.

"I think it's better to call him Bai Mu. Old Ba is too imposing when he speaks out, and he will be laughed at in the future." Spike Bai is definitely a good person.

"Mom, you are my real mother." Bai Mu finally breathed a sigh of relief.

"It makes sense...the name is Bai Mu, and the nickname is Lao Ba." Whirlpool Baijue ignored Bai Mu's struggle and made a decision.

"By the way... what's wrong with my body? Why is my whole body as useless as a ball of plasticine?" Bai Mu thought suspiciously.

At this moment, a light curtain was printed in front of his eyes:

Name: Shiraki

Race: Intercolumn cell clone (defective product)

Sex: Male
Birthday: Konoha April 33, 4

Vitality: 5 (cockroaches are a little taller than you)
Chakra: 5 (kidney deficiency is incomparable)
Life recovery: 1/day (a small wound can kill you)
Chakra recovery: 1/day (this disease cannot be delayed, treat it quickly)

Physical defense: 0 (but it won't be like this if you wear a piece of clothing)
Ninjutsu defense: 0 (Itachi come on! This guy can definitely blow up with a fireball!)

Maximum moving speed: 1 m/s (old ladies with discounts in supermarkets can walk 2 meters!)

Status: Muscle atrophy all over the body after long-term vegetative state
Available skills: none

Gold: 500
Evaluation: One Parker can kill [-] of you
"It turned out to be a defective product bred from the cells between the columns, and was raised by that funny guy Bai Jue as a child. I said how could someone do such a thing to Bai Jue."

"Is this my system? What's the use?" Bai Mu called the system in his mind.

"League of Legends system, completing tasks can get rewards based on evaluation, gold coins, hero skills, experience, gold coins can be used to buy equipment in the mall."

"Get novice task: unplug Uchiha Madara's oxygen tube"

"Remarks: A real man should have the courage to unplug the oxygen tube."

"Reward: Randomly draw a hero skill"

"Failure: No Penalty"

"The system, your task...are you playing with my life?" Bai Mu said, this is called a novice task?Dead mission?
"You can be more prudent and choose to give up this task, but what I want to tell you is that there are not many novice tasks with such generous rewards. If you give up one, you will lose one." The system actually answered his thoughts, and it seems that there is still some wisdom.

"Give up, no one can unplug Uchiha Madara's oxygen tube, he can kill you with one look."

"Well, indeed, being more stable can indeed lead to a longer life..."

"However... If time travel is not for happiness, what's the point of living for a long time?" Bai Mu's mouth slowly curled up.

(End of this chapter)