Ninjas should be dressed in meat

Chapter 96 Will You Have Plastic Surgery?

"Gah... They should have been vaccinated against rabies, right?" Bai Mu swallowed hard.

"Rabies vaccine? I'm sorry, but this is a natural enchantment bestowed on us by nature." Parker spat out the cigar from his mouth and howled like a wolf: "Brothers, go!"

The seven ninja dogs rushed forward with bared teeth.

"Bad dog... good... so scary!" Shiraki was so frightened that his legs went limp, and tremblingly he took out a few round soft balls from the ninja bag, and suddenly smiled wickedly:
"Fighting is always reserved for those who are prepared. Do you think it is Kakashi?"

"What is this? Parker is coming back soon!!" Kakashi had a very bad feeling.

"Tear gas bomb modification, after the last experiment, I specially added chili powder this time." Shiraki threw the improved smoke bomb hard on the ground, and immediately a burst of light red smoke diffused out.

"Ahem... ouch..." The wailing of the Ninja Dogs came out of the smoke. The pungent smell of pepper and onion clung to their sensitive noses, and they couldn't stop sneezing in an instant. , Tears and snot were sprayed out.

"Kakashi... this kid doesn't talk about ninto... let's withdraw first, remember to fill up the dog food before sacrificing, we don't want to eat supplementary food every day, vomit..."

Bang bang bang bang... All the ninja dogs took the initiative to dispel the psychic art and disappeared.

"It's amazing, isn't it? It's only the two of us left, are you going to try the left-handed Leiqie?" Bai Mu spread his hands.

"I'm injured, I'm not your opponent..." Kakashi lowered his head, slowly touched his ninja bag with his left hand, and took out a handful of metal objects: "But... there is one person you are very afraid of."

The Jonin gift given to him by Namikaze Minato, Hiraishin Kunai.

"Hehehe...Are you kidding me? How could I be afraid that Namikaze Minato would jump behind me in the blink of an eye, wipe my neck with a blinking technique, and then choke to death with my own blood in despair...Hehehehe... " Bai Mu smiled dryly.

"Then why are you sweating?"

"Hot"

"Why are your legs shaking?"

"cramped"

"Why are you hiding so far away?"

Kakashi looked at Shiraki coldly and retreated 500 meters.

"... Well, I admit that I'm afraid of Namikaze Minato. There are a few in the Quannin world who are not afraid. It's not a shame to survive." Shiraki touched his nose and walked back:

"But don't you think that the son of White Fang, Konoha's most promising new Jonin, actually wants to use the name of Namikaze Minato to scare people, don't you feel like a little devil who cried and complained after being beaten? It doesn't matter. Nindu!"

"An insidious villain who only hides behind Yan Yin, holds girls hostage, and dares to come out after we are injured, tell me Nindu?" Kakashi said coldly.

"Am I so despicable?" Bai Mu tilted his head and looked at A Fei.

"Cute and despicable." Ah Fei nodded frantically.

"I'm despicable?" Bai Mu looked at the magic leech who was sitting on the ground bandaging his wound.

"Absolutely despicable." The leech nodded.

"Okay... maybe ninjas should be meaner." Shiraki wiped his nose, walked towards Kakashi step by step, and reached out to hold Fei Lei Shen Kunai together: "Although I don't believe in fate, but this time I want to gamble."

"I bet Namikaze Minato won't come."

"I bet you dare not summon Namikaze Minato."

"I bet this Flying Thunder God will not get stuck."

"In short, come on... Let's summon together, just inject a little chakra."

Shiraki stared at Kakashi closely, he clearly remembered that Minato Namikaze did not come to rescue immediately in the original book, or Kakashi did not choose to call for help immediately.

"Oh...damn it, you guys play, I'm leaving, I'm really crazy." The leech dragged its weak body and quickly ran away with a few teleportation spells.

Kakashi's face was pale, not because of nervousness, but because of excessive blood loss. He also stared at Shiraki: "What do you want to do?"

He's already lost, and he doesn't want to disturb Namikaze Minato's mission.

"Trust me, it's fine." Shiraki looked at the leeches who were going away, put his arms around Kakashi's shoulders, and whispered in his ear: "Konoha...Long live."

Kakashi looked at Shiraki's sincere eyes, and slowly let go of Hiraigami Kunai, and passed out under the one-hit sword.

Bai Mu hurriedly knocked Fei Lei Shen Kun Wu into pieces, ground the pieces into powder, fed the iron powder to the rabbit, killed the rabbit and fed it to the dog, killed the dog and fed it to the birds, and threw the birds to the east , A few birds threw to the west, and then he breathed a sigh of relief.

……

In the dark cave, the team's temporary stronghold, Dashi's huge body stood in front of Lin, and looked outside the cave, but no one came for a long time.

"The fire hasn't come yet, so it seems that I have to do it myself." Dashi grabbed the uncomfortable white stockings on his thighs. Although the interrogation work is usually handed over to Huo Guang, now he can only bite the bullet and rush forward. up.

Lin looked up at Lolita pretending to be a giant man, with two thick leg hairs that couldn't be covered by white silk, and pink double ponytails on her ugly and vicious head. She was extremely flustered and didn't know what to call such a pervert for a while. good.

"Sister... I'm just a little ninja, I really don't know any information..."

"Sister? So far, do you still dare to provoke me?" Dashi said with a hideous face, "I am already ugly enough, but because I lost a bet, I will be forced to wear such clothes, and you are still laughing at me?" I!!!"

"No...no...actually, it's very beautiful..." Lin quickly changed her words, it turned out that she didn't wear it because she likes it.

"Beautiful, isn't it..." It was the first time since Dashi was born that someone used this adjective to praise him. After all, the first word he heard when he came to this world was from the midwife doctor: "It's so ugly."

"Yes yes yes, not only beautiful, but also very cute... very beautiful..." Lin tried to make Dashi get lost in the praises.

"Hehe...Little girl, I'm a Jnin who won't let you go just because of a little praise against my will!" Dashi sneered: "Compared with being ugly, I would rather hear the word disgusting."

Crashing... Dashi took out the torture tools that Huoguang kept in the camp, took out a bone razor and shook it in front of Lin's eyes: "Tell me, how many people have come here, and how did you get the information about our attack, otherwise I will Just draw two marks on your cute little face to make you uglier than me."

"But...sister, this knife should be used for bone shaving...you should use this sharp knife..." Lin pointed out Dashi's unprofessionalism.

"Shut up! I don't need you to point out my mistakes! I just want to use this bone-shaving knife! To scratch your little face!" Dashi growled.

"I'm sorry, sister... this is a bone razor, you should use that sharp knife for slashing your face." Lin insisted on picking faults.

"I don't care what they are called! I'm going to use this knife in my hand to scratch your face now! Tell me the information!" Dashi's face was grim.

"But...you have a boning knife in your hand..." Lin said weakly.

clap clap clap...

Dashi slapped himself fiercely, and his anger made him sweat profusely: "Do you have to persist like this?!"

"Sorry, my teacher told me that medical ninjas... can't make a mistake..." Lin insisted.

"Medical Ninja?... Can you do plastic surgery?"

"……Only a little."

(End of this chapter)