Ninjas should be dressed in meat

Chapter 98
A dirty tree hole, Obito, Shiraki and A Fei.

"Lin... Lin... Lin..."

Obito whispered Lin's name in a coma, but he never woke up.

"Wake up wake up, get up! Eat! You wet the bed! Konoha loses! The cat backflips!! I invite you to massage! Illegal massage!"

"Cub, what if you can't wake up?" Ah Fei shook the feather in his hand.

"Let me do it." Shiraki walked up to Obito and shouted, "Kakashi and Rin are getting married!!!"

Obito bounced faster than a mousetrap closed, almost knocking Shiraki's eyeball out.

"What!!! Where's Lynn!"

"Wow! The cub is amazing, really woke up!!" Ah Fei happily did two backflips in a row.

"Ah, ah, it hurts so much... where am I..." Obito touched the wound he had torn due to excessive movements, his face was full of pain.

"It's just a forest in the country of grass." Bai Mu said.

"Shiraki?...Why are you here?" Obito was stunned, except for Kakashi, who was a little clever, no one guessed that the clown was Shiraki.

"If I hadn't saved you, you might have died on the battlefield." Bai Mu replied with a kind smile.

Obito rubbed his forehead, and then remembered what happened before he fell into a coma, and hurriedly shouted: "Where is Lin! Lin was taken away, and where is Kakashi! Did you go after him!!!"

"Don't worry, they're all fine and fine." Bai Mu was afraid that Obito would cause his wound to burst into blood.

"Ah...Really? Great..." Obito finally breathed a sigh of relief.

"Those who lied to you are all dead, hahahaha!!!" Ah Fei laughed wildly with his waist thrust into the sky.

Both Obito and Shiraki looked at A Fei expressionlessly, "I'll see if I can open the kaleidoscope..." A Fei could only scratch his head in embarrassment.

"I want to go back...can you send me back?" Obito tried to prop up his body, but failed several times.

"I'm afraid not." Bai Mu suddenly became indifferent.

"Ah... why? Is it because it's dangerous? Then I'll go back alone, even if I crawl." Obito gritted his teeth, turned his body over, and prepared to crawl out.

"Are you longing for power?" Bai Mu asked.

"Ah? What?" Obito was stunned for a moment, not understanding why Shiraki suddenly said such strange words.

"Do you want to be the tail of the crane for the rest of your life?" Bai Mu continued.

"Are you kidding me? My uncle has opened Sangouyu Sharingan now, and he is only a little bit away from becoming Hokage. I will show you now...wait...well, it seems that there is no chakra, but you Believe me, I will not lie with Obito." Obito hurriedly replied.

"I know you have the three-pointed jade, and then? Can you learn illusion? Can you handle shuriken? How many fire escapes have you learned? What can Uchiha Taijutsu do besides hugging? You can't even laugh!" Bai Mu ruthlessly ridiculed every word.

"Shiraki...what's the matter with you..." Obito looked at Shiraki, and didn't know him a little: "I will learn...I will study hard..."

"You can't learn it. Sharingan improves your eyesight, not your IQ." Bai Mu shook his head.

"What the hell are you trying to say!" Obito yelled angrily.

"I have an opportunity here, all you need is your nod, the unfathomable illusion, the powerful ninjutsu, and the exquisite body art, all will belong to you, you will become a legend in the ninja world, and you will embrace Xiaolin back home." ..." Bai Mu induced each sentence.

"No! I'm going back to see Lin now!" Obito shook his head and continued to climb towards Konoha.

"Hey, I also admire the virtue of licking dogs. Do you know the chance I gave you? No matter how many people kneel down and want it, they can't get it!" Bai Mu's teeth itched angrily.

"Whoever wants to let them go! I'm willing to lick Lin!" Taitu didn't look back.

"Day!" Bai Mu almost went crazy, there is such a licking dog in this world, how the hell he wants to beat him to death!

"Cub, hold back... Punish your heart, punish your heart!" A Fei persuaded Bai Mu.

"Okay, I'll bear it..." Shiraki took a deep breath and calmed down: "If I were Lin, I would choose Kakashi, who is cold, cool, strong and smart. That girl doesn't like such a man? Who I will choose a rookie who is weak, stupid and unambitious." Bai Mu snorted coldly.

"Yeah, if I were Lin, I would choose Bai Bao, who is beautiful and cute, full of laughter~" A Fei exaggerated even more.

"Hmph, don't provoke me, I won't go with you!" Obito was not fooled, and continued to crawl hard.

"Obito...hehehehe, you may not understand what kind of injury you have suffered, you hugged Huoguang, and Huoguang's wrist blade stabbed your waist into a fried waist, even the strongest medical ninja is incapable Repair, you don’t know what the waist is for, right? You can’t be a ninja, you can’t even be a man, do you think Lin will choose you after knowing the result?” Bai Mubai Smiling: "Only that adult in the Ninja world has the ability to heal you..."

Obito turned his head abruptly, touched his side waist, and roared like crazy: "Take me there quickly! Immediately! Immediately! Now!!!"

"Don't you ask what the price for gaining power is?" Bai Mu sneered.

"No, I'm willing to pay any price for Lin!"

"Even if you don't ask, I will tell you that I will pick the most precious one among the gifts you got..."

"Quick! Go!"

……

A few months later, returning to the Uchiha Madara underground base, the dark and damp smell here is still so disgusting.

"Hey! I'm back to visit relatives." Spiky Baijue is still guarding the base alone... However, why is there an extra child lying on the wooden bed where he was sleeping, and he is still a vegetable?
Fuck?Spiky Baijue is also raising a son?

"Ah! Hugs! I'm back! I have a name now, my name is A Fei, I gave it to you!" A Fei happily showed his original shape, embracing Spiky Baijue.

"Ahhhh, it's you! It's like the poop that was run over by the teacher's spiral pill, it's you pretending to be Lin!" Obito recognized A Fei at a glance, and roared like a madman.

"That's right, I'm the clown, you should thank me, otherwise when you open Sharingan, maybe the day Lin really dies." Shiraki took out the clown mask from his ninja bag and put it on his face.

"You, you, you!!!" Rustic teeth itch, but helpless, Lin is not dead, and he has opened Sharingan, so what else can he complain about.

There was noise here, and the sleeping Uchiha Madara might have sensed the approach of the blood, and slowly opened his eyes, the already gloomy cave became even colder.

"Who is it..." Uchiha Madara's voice was as hollow as if it came from hell.

"Madara-sama, I am Shiraki, he is my gift to you." Shiraki bowed respectfully.

"Is it my clan? My Sharingan is enough, I don't need a substitute." Uchiha Madara slowly closed his eyes.

"Then... what is that... is it a mummy? You won't give me to him to eat!" Obito's hairs stood on end.

"Idiot, this is your ancestor Uchiha, Mr. Madara!" Shiraki shouted.

"I've never heard of it, I don't know..." Obito shook his head. The name Uchiha Madara has become a taboo in the Uchiha clan, and even in Konoha. Except for the older generation, no one knows that there was once a person in their clan. Such a peerless powerhouse.

"Actually...have you forgotten Uchiha Madara's name?" Madara said hoarsely.

"That is, a group of cowards who naively think that they can forget the fear of being dominated by Madara-sama by keeping their mouths shut, but they don't know that Sir Madara has a greater plan, because I heard that Madara-sama needs such a successor, so I strongly recommend it, Uchiha Obito!" Shiraki turned into a dedicated salesman.

"No need, I have already found the best one for me, let's get rid of him." Madara was not tempted.

"Don't worry, Mr. Madara, listen to me. This kid is not simple. He opened his eyes and saw the three-pointed jade, and even showed the clues of the space system." Bai Mu continued to sell, but the last sentence was added by himself, selling things, bragging , not shabby!
"It's Sangoudama when you open your eyes... It's rare even in that era... Obito... Do you understand love?" Madara Uchiha reopened his scarlet Sharingan and looked at Obito with some excitement.

"Maybe I understand...understand..." Obito shivered from being stared at by Mr. Madara.

"Is it the love of brothers, the love of best friends, or the love of Ninja World?" Madara continued to ask in a low voice.

"Probably...love between a man and a woman?" Obito scratched his head.

"Procrastinate and deal with it." Madara closed her eyes in disappointment, leaving behind a cold sentence.

(End of this chapter)