Best Evil Emperor

Chapter 1 15 500 million

"You are so lucky, today is the annual lucky draw in the underworld. Every ghost is eligible to participate. Seeing how creative you are in your death, maybe you can win the big jackpot..." Huang Quan led the way I said it with great interest earlier, but I was surprised.

What?It was winning again. As soon as I heard these two words, my heart was full of turmoil, which could not be calmed down for a long time.

It happened seven hours ago...

"Xia Yu." A bell-like cry sounded from behind, and I knew it was Li Da who was chasing me without turning around. into the bottom of the sock.

"What are you doing?" He asked me puzzled.

"It's okay, the shoelace is loose, let me tie it." It is very fulfilling to deceive a person with a low IQ with non-technical lies.

"Damn, you don't have straps on your leather shoes, you're trying to put me off. Come on, let me tell you something serious!" After all, this guy must have nothing good to do with me, except for trying to find ways to borrow money from me.

Sure enough, he took a deep breath, exhaled exaggeratedly, approached my ear mysteriously, and said in a very low voice: "Guess who I dreamed about last night?" Seeing me shaking my head, he continued : "I dreamed about the God of Wealth, so I invited him to drink a few bottles of Budweiser, and he told me the winning numbers of today's lottery. He said that he would forget important things when he woke up. Fortunately, I What a long-term mind, I told him that I went to the bathroom when I was halfway through drinking, hehe, unexpected, I took the opportunity to wake up from the dream at that time, and wrote down all the numbers on paper, you Take a look." Then he pulled out the piece of paper. "How about it, lend me 30 yuan, and I'll buy 70 sets of first prizes, and I'll share 500% of the money with you. One bet is 15 million, and 500 bets are [-] million. Hehe, Brother Yu, you're not losing money on this business, huh?" Sample?"

"Come on, I believe it. I dreamed of sleeping with a fairy last night. Now, I'm not a man." This is the second time, last time he was more out of the ordinary, saying that he dreamed of colored balls, Then some balls were disabled and they were not allowed to play. As a result, the numbered balls that appeared in the lottery the next day were all those disabled masters.

"Good brother, good Yuyu, brother Tianyu, how long have we known each other, ten years, ten years brother, remember that time you fell into the sewer, if it wasn't for my loyalty and fighting spirit with double ribs I tried my best to pull you back from the abyss of death, and also, when you had a crush on my cousin, if I hadn’t pulled you in from it, you would still be your first kiss.” He slobbered and talked about a lot of past events , Listening to it, I felt something was wrong. I remember that he fell into the sewer and was rescued by me. Why did he become a hero? It was true that time of his cousin, but he did it for free. Helped me lead a little red line, but then again, although Li Da was a little outspoken, he was still very loyal.I remember one time when I broke the glass window of the classroom, he helped me to take the blame, but I still paid for it. Thinking about it, I still feel a little bit emotional. It’s hard to find a friend, and it’s not bad to have a few bad friends in your life. .

I sighed and said, "This is food expenses. If I don't win the lottery this time, I will go to your house for dinner this week." Of course he agreed.

Afterwards, I tied my shoelaces three more times, and finally got the piece of paper that was said to be worth 15 pieces of 500 million yuan.

At 8 o'clock in the evening, we made two cup noodles in the dormitory. Li Da sat on the bed and ate while waiting for the exciting time of the lottery. I boarded the starting point and read novels.

I don’t usually have many hobbies. Apart from watching some colorful movies, I like to read online novels. I am especially fascinated by the protagonists in those novels.

If only I had this kind of opportunity, I looked at the display screen with infinite satisfaction.
"It's started, it's started." Just when I was thinking about it, the nine o'clock bell rang, but it was soon suppressed by Li Dana's high-pitched voice. When I saw the time was up, I hurried to watch it. I felt a little nervous, although I didn't have much hope for the possibility of winning the lottery, but those are all my net worth, if nothing happens, I will definitely strangle him to death.

Soon the lottery was over, and all the numbers were announced, seven simple numbers, 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, the special number is
The number on the prize ticket Li Da held is simpler, 15 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, the special number is
"Ah, Yu... Yu, we... we are not dreaming." Li Da has already started to talk, excited loudly: "I want to buy the best sports car, eat the best food, and sleep with the most beautiful woman, haha, Tianyu, we will travel around the world tomorrow."

I looked at him, he was so excited that his whole body was convulsed, to be precise, he threw the TV, computer, rice cooker, and all electrical appliances while he was cramping. In the end, even my pair of leather shoes were regarded as fluorescent sticks by him. Dance in the middle.

At this time, I was extremely calm, even my heartbeat had stopped.With a bang, Park fell to the ground.

", This dream is really outrageous." This is the only remaining thought in my consciousness before coma.

Afterwards, I had several dreams. One dreamed that I put a stack of hundred-yuan bills into coins and put them in a bag. When I went out, I would throw them away. If I met a beautiful woman, I would throw two bags.

Or I suddenly drifted to the BMW company, took the tires to the beauty pageant scene to set up beautiful women, and all the women in the middle circle came to be my wife. Slowly, I started to go to the sky, travel around the universe, and even went to Mars to dance disco I jumped into the sea to watch the mermaid dance, and I didn't realize until the end that I had arrived in the underworld. At this time, the leader of Huangquan was standing in front of me, and the blood in his nose was spraying all over my body. Take the beautiful dream you just had and apply for a patent.

"My 15 500 million." I shouted at the sky.

The guide gave me a sympathetic look, laughed exaggeratedly, and yelled at me: "Who told you that you have no blessings? Here, as long as your family cares about you, you can have endless money every year." Haha" I was so depressed, I became a ghost in a daze, and he actually told me that there would be endless money to spend here?Damn, who cares about ghost coins?Speechlessly, we turned a few big bends, passed through a pool of blood-red corpses, and soon we came to the pool of reincarnation. It may be due to the annual lucky draw conference. There are countless ghosts gathered here, and the entire hall is surrounded by ghosts. It was full and noisy, and it seemed that the show had already begun.

"This year's lottery is a little different from the usual ones. The reward for the jackpot is to travel through time and space. You have to work hard. If you reincarnate and vote in the Emperor's House, you will be blessed in your next life." The guide explained to me softly. stand up.

"Emperor?" These two words are very tempting, and the type of books I usually read is also very biased towards overhead history.Think about the protagonists in those novels back in ancient times, all of them looked good, at least they were all galloping generals. If I can become an emperor, I will hug left and right all day long when I think of the three thousand in the harem. How cool is the comfortable life, my saliva flowed down inadvertently thinking about it.

"Hello. Hello." Huh, what?I was immersed in the illusion of myself, and a voice interrupted me. I looked up, and a beautiful beauty was looking at me with her mouth pouted. Seeing that I had recovered, she immediately smiled , Said: "It's your turn, I wish you the first prize." After speaking, he stretched out his hand and made a gesture of please.

I looked ahead. There was a big turntable with an arrow needle on it. The result of the lottery depends on the content displayed on the direction it points to.I didn't expect that the underworld would play such a fashionable thing.

God help me too, this little trick, I have already mastered it in junior high school, it mainly depends on the control of strength, I took a breath, glanced at the bright red big jackpot three big characters, trying to calm down Come down, but the voices of the ghosts around are always distracting. "Boy, come on, Emperor's House, 15 pieces of 500 million." The roar of the guide below gave me great encouragement.

I nodded heavily, concentrating all my mental energy and preparing to give it a go. It depends on whether it is a dragon or a bug.

The turntable spun crazily, then stopped slowly, and the pointer steadily landed on the bottom prize on the previous scale of the big jackpot.

"Haha." The audience roared with laughter, and when I missed it, I felt melancholy, leaning against the turntable weakly, and didn't even have the courage to take another look at the big characters on the top. I, Xia Yu, are destined to be rich and powerful all my life. Is there no chance for sex? It really depends.

However, I never expected that this last prize would be a blessing in disguise.

"Shocking, no one has ever won the last prize since the lottery was held 500 years ago. I didn't expect that the upstart was born today. It's really gratifying." The host was excited in Taichung: "Actually I forgot to tell everyone that this year’s special jackpot is actually the last prize, haha, I didn’t expect it, why, you want to come up and hit me, come and hit me, you are talking about Lu Bu.” He jumped and shouted on the top Playing with treasures, he calmed down after a while, because Lu Bu rushed onto the stage at some point and was poking his nostrils at this time.

At this time, the two brothers with bull head and horse face walked towards me with smiles, and said at the same time: "Your destination is the third parallel space, located in the Emperor's House in Beijing. I wish you a pleasant journey in time and space." Then they snapped their fingers at the same time.

The two figures quickly rushed behind me. Before I recovered from my excitement, I felt kicked and fell into the endless abyss.

Haha, money, beauty, glory and wealth, here I come.This is the last remaining message in my subconscious mind.

(End of this chapter)