This scumbag is cheating

Chapter 253 His name is Sun Wukong
Cut the mess quickly with a sharp knife, and shock the academic master with crazy words.

But it was still too late.

Gauss realized something.

"Are you still threatening me?" He suddenly turned around and exclaimed, "Fuck, Mr. Jun, when did you change your clothes?"

I saw that the sportswear on Lu Xiaochuan turned into a Tang suit with a "swish", and even the flat-inch hair became long hair tied up.

"It's over, it's over..." While Lu Xiaochuan was shocked, he thought something was wrong.

Obviously, Gauss has discovered the characteristics of zero-day lag in the plot, so he deliberately made a small test.

Sure enough...

A smile appeared on the corner of Gauss's mouth.

He gritted his teeth, and said in a tone of hatred: "Do you think I'm afraid of you because you pretend to be an ancient person?

Give up!
I will not help you do these inhumane, tragic, insane, insane activities that everyone can punish! "

Lu Xiaochuan: "..."

It's really a match for chess, and it's the first time I meet someone who can blow better than me.

Lu Xiaochuan and Gauss looked at each other for three seconds, then softened and spoke softly.

"I'm afraid of you, little ancestor. It's my fault. I have a bad attitude. I didn't abuse it. Its eyes were seriously injured. I asked you to do eye exercises to let you heal it."

Lu Xiaochuan said proudly in his heart: Gauss, take the move!
"Oh..." Gauss froze for a moment, and thought to himself: Make it up, keep making it up, I'll see how you make it up!
Start with a picture, and the story is all about making up.

"That's it...then why don't you give it eye exercises?" Gauss frowned.

Lu Xiaochuan took his time and continued, "If I had your golden finger, I would have done it a long time ago, why do you need to say it?"

Gauss frowned, "Huang, Goldfinger?"

[System prompt: You have received 1 point of shock value from Gauss! 】

Lu Xiaochuan paced back and forth in the cave with his hands behind his back.

Gauss looked at Lu Xiaochuan's inscrutable look, and already vaguely guessed in his heart that the other party probably couldn't make it up anymore and was delaying time.

Indeed, as Gauss expected, Lu Xiaochuan got stuck.

But Gauss didn't expect that Lu Xiaochuan's brain hole was not comparable to that of ordinary people. In just a moment, he sorted out his thoughts.

"What do you think the eye exercises are for?" Lu Xiaochuan asked with his eyes brightened.

"Protect...protect your eyesight?" Gauss replied.

Lu Xiaochuan's eyes were fixed: "How is the effect?"

"It's okay, I play games online every day, and both eyes are 1.0 now." Gao Si said.

Lu Xiaochuan gave Gauss a contemptuous look, he's a liar.

He thought so in his heart——

Closing your eyes is the most effective action for eye care in the whole set of eye exercises.

In addition, there are the following actions: (→_→)(↑_↑)(←_←)(↓_↓)……

After finishing, the following symptoms may appear: (T_T)(>_<)(*_*)……

For this reason, Lu Xiaochuan decided to correct the cognition of Gauss, and said frankly: "It's wrong, it's because your lens is born with a relatively strong adjustment ability, what about the others?"

Hearing what Lu Xiaochuan said, Gauss thought about it carefully.

The students around me are very serious about doing exercises every day, but there are still many students who wear glasses.

Usually, many people have mentioned that doing eye exercises seems to be useless.

and many more……

I bother!what am i thinking

Strike while the iron is hot, Lu Xiaochuan continued: "It's useless, right.

A person's vision mainly depends on his innate quality and acquired eye habits, and eye exercises play very little role.

Have you ever thought about why such a tasteless sport suddenly became popular all over the country, and it has been popular for a long time? "

A black line appeared on Gauss' forehead, and he vaguely felt that Lu Xiaochuan's words should not be caught, but he couldn't help being curious, and continued: "Why?"

Obviously knowing that Lu Xiaochuan made it up, and I can't believe a single punctuation mark, but why do I want to listen to it?

Toxic, poisonous...

Lu Xiaochuan told the truth: "Because, from the very beginning, this set of massage techniques was not intended for humans, but for monkeys."

"Huh?" Gauss' expression is like this: ((⊙﹏⊙)).

[System prompt: You have received 1 point of shock value from Gauss! 】

Lu Xiaochuan talked eloquently: "This method was created by our ancestor to heal this monkey.

The reason why it is promoted nationwide is to find one in a million, no!You are one in a billion! "

Lu Xiaochuan was passionate and passionate: "To be precise, it's your ten fingers.

According to legend, the fingers that are most suitable for this set of massage techniques.

When doing it, it will glow with golden light, which is called "golden finger" in the industry!
To be honest, every primary and secondary school in the country has people from our organization lurking in the teaching staff.

After all these years, we finally found you. "

I rub class!
Gauss's mood is broken!
[System prompt: You have received 29 point of shock value from Gauss! 】

"Me? Goldfinger?" Gauss stared blankly at the unremarkable hands with several faint calluses on them.

Mom sells batches!
Can it be blown like this?

I also served it...

Because the story made up by Lu Xiaochuan was so shocking that Gauss was speechless for a while.

"Yes, it's the golden finger." In order to show his superiority, Lu Xiaochuan added another sentence in English: "gold_finger."

"It took so much trouble to cure a monkey's eyes?" Gauss couldn't help asking curiously.

"This is no ordinary monkey." Lu Xiaochuan said.

Gauss squinted his eyes, and the corners of his mouth twitched, "Then what kind of monkey is this? Forest King Kong?"

"His name is Sun Wukong." Lu Xiaochuan replied lightly.

"Cough cough cough..." Gauss suddenly regretted that he had asked, "Lu Xiaochuan's words are simply insulting my IQ..."

"It's too much, Mr. Lu... Jun!" Gao Si said, he decided that he couldn't just sit and wait for death.

Gauss pointed to the monkey on the stone bed, filled with righteous indignation.

"I know, you don't have a girlfriend at such an age, it must be hard for you to be alone. I can barely understand having a pet, or even a relationship between a human and a beast.

Your kung fu practice is a personal hobby, so I can't say anything.

However, you can't insult the heroes of classics like this!

You actually said that this dirty and smelly blind monkey is Monkey King? "

Lu Xiaochuan sighed, "I've said everything I need to say. If you don't believe me, I can't help it."

He was surprised for a while. He didn't expect that Gauss could organize language in this situation, trying to prevent him from developing the concrete copy.

However, Gauss's words seemed a little weak.

Gauss was also aware of this, and he stepped forward excitedly, trying to pry open the monkey's ears: "Okay, you say it's Monkey King, what evidence do you have? Where's its golden cudgel?"

(End of this chapter)