This scumbag is cheating
Chapter 255 The Great Teacher Jun
Chapter 255 The Great Teacher Jun
"Don't think that I will be grateful to you if you rescued me today, and I won't go if you kill me tonight." It's not that Gauss doesn't want to play anymore, he just can't suppress the anger in his heart.
Why?Why do I have to do exercises for a blind monkey, but you can pretend to be a teacher?
"It's okay not to go." Lu Xiaochuan said, "I'll go and tell Chen Xinxin that you've moved on."
"Huh?" Gauss was full of doubts and asked, "Chen Xinxin, who is it?"
Lu Xiaochuan explained: "Chen Xinxin, that's the girl I was talking to that day, you two are an underground couple now.
I'm going to tell Chen Xinxin right now, you went out for a walk last night, but you were blinded by a... Great Sage, what did you do to that...
Then, I will spread the word to the whole school and apply to the principal for compensation...
Tsk tsk tsk, such a plot seems quite interesting..."
"Stop talking! Follow the original path!" Gauss broke out in a cold sweat.
He was just joking and wanted to scare Lu Xiaochuan, but he didn't expect...
In such a short period of time, the other party conceived a plot trend that broke through the sky.
If Lu Xiaochuan really did this, what kind of plot development will be waiting for him...
Gauss did not dare to imagine, nor did he want to.
That night, the two still came to the cave, and Gauss routinely performed eye exercises for the monkeys.
"How long do we have to do it?" At the end, Gauss blinked and asked.
The corner of Lu Xiaochuan's mouth curled into a malicious smile, "A year and a half at most, half a year at least."
"Play with me, otherwise, I know a very good veterinarian..."
"Stop chattering!"
……
"Ah ah ah..."
In the quiet night, strange sounds kept coming from the back mountain of the school.
In a hidden cave.
"You say no, but your body is very honest." Lu Xiaochuan looked at Gao Si who was devoting himself to it, and said meanly.
Gauss glanced at him and remained silent.
Don't touch Lu Xiaochuan's chatterbox, the ghost knows what disgusting things Lu Xiaochuan will say.
On the stone bed, the blind monkey is very spiritual.
When Gauss gave it eye exercises, although it groaned in pain, it always sat cross-legged obediently, not moving around, like a good baby.
"It can't really be Monkey King..." Gao Si suddenly gritted his teeth and couldn't figure out what was in Lu Xiaochuan's head.
After Gauss finished eye exercises for the blind monkey, he only heard a "whoosh"!
A book that looked a little familiar flew out of the blind monkey's hand and landed in front of the two of them.
"Zhich, chirp, chirp, chirp!" the blind monkey cried out.
"Wu, martial arts cheats?"
"Skill Book?"
Lu Xiaochuan and Gao Si looked at each other in blank dismay.
Looking intently at the books on the ground, the seven gleaming characters on them were like a basin of cold water, extinguishing their dreams.
"High school biology compulsory one."
[System prompt: The progress of the hidden plot has been updated. 】
[Hidden plot: Teacher-student friendship ([-]) Supplementary lessons: Help student Gauss improve his grades. 】
Lu Xiaochuan opened the menu bar and looked at it, suddenly realized, immediately cupped his fists to the blind monkey and said, "Great Sage, I understand."
At the same time, Gauss also received a mission prompt.
[System prompt: The progress of the hidden plot has been updated. 】
[Hidden plot: Teacher-student friendship ([-]) metamorphosis: full marks in the biology exam. 】
These two tasks are simply testing the player's knowledge, which is a common routine in the world of learning gods.
After the two answered the ten high school biology questions given by the system, the narration appeared.
Lu Xiaochuan: [I was thinking about it, it is unfair to him to occupy Gauss's spare time in the name of making up lessons.
Moreover, if his grades are still the same, others will inevitably become suspicious, and secondly, it can be regarded as the reward for Gauss' hard work...
So, I decided to give him make-up lessons after eye exercises every time.
Originally, I just had the idea of compensating him, but I didn't expect that besides having a golden finger, this student Gauss also has a top-notch IQ. 】
On the other side, in front of Gauss's eyes are fast-forward and edited shots...
[At the time, I thought this was a reward, and I was very disdainful, but after two months, when I got full marks in the biology test, I didn't think so anymore.
After Teacher Jun completed my biology, he asked me to bring other textbooks.
Unexpectedly, he was equally proficient in other subjects.
The reason I say he is proficient is that he not only mastered it by himself, but also taught me well in just a few days...]
"Hey, hey, hey...you've blown it too far, system, didn't you take advantage of Lu Xiaochuan..." At this moment, Gauss's heart was full of troubles.
[... I gradually quit online games, and my grades became better and better. My classmates and teachers all looked at me with admiration.
They didn't know that my change came from a monkey.
Doing eye exercises for monkeys has become a part of my life, and my attitude has changed from resistance to acceptance. Later, I found it a bit interesting.
Such an absurd event is now full of a sense of ritual. 】
"Interesting? Sense of ceremony? Yi your brother-in-law!"
【Sometimes, I wonder if all this is a story made up by Mr. Jun...】
While listening to the narration, Gauss complained in his heart: "Don't think about it, it's just made up! You can't believe half a punctuation mark!"
[Everything is an excuse... Teacher Jun's purpose is to save me, a good-for-nothing student. If that's the case, then he is really great. 】
"Ahhh! Who gave you the courage to make it up!" Gauss wailed in his heart, praying for the disgusting narration to end quickly.
[...Actually, what I am most grateful to Teacher Jun is not that he helped me improve my grades, but that he taught me how to pick up girls.
With his help, my relationship with Chen Xinxin is getting better and better.
In the past, the girl whom I would not even hold hands with was able to kiss mouth-to-mouth under Teacher Jun's careful guidance.
If things go on like this, after Chen Xinxin and I get married, won't we be able to go to bed and sleep together...]
Gauss: "..."
The voice of the monologue is getting weaker and weaker, and gradually disappears.
The gray world in front of Gauss's eyes regained its color, and the control of the body was regained.
At this moment, the two are still in the cave in the back mountain.
Gao Si knew that Lu Xiaochuan had also listened to a long section of his own inner monologue.
Gao Si was very upset and wanted to mock Lu Xiaochuan, so he asked, "Mr. Jun, since you know girls' minds so well, why are you still single after all these years?"
Hearing this, Lu Xiaochuan raised his head, looked at the dark night sky outside the cave, and sighed heavily: "This is another story, and I won't start it here."
A black line appeared on Gauss' forehead: "I suddenly feel lucky, but fortunately you didn't tell me..."
(End of this chapter)
"Don't think that I will be grateful to you if you rescued me today, and I won't go if you kill me tonight." It's not that Gauss doesn't want to play anymore, he just can't suppress the anger in his heart.
Why?Why do I have to do exercises for a blind monkey, but you can pretend to be a teacher?
"It's okay not to go." Lu Xiaochuan said, "I'll go and tell Chen Xinxin that you've moved on."
"Huh?" Gauss was full of doubts and asked, "Chen Xinxin, who is it?"
Lu Xiaochuan explained: "Chen Xinxin, that's the girl I was talking to that day, you two are an underground couple now.
I'm going to tell Chen Xinxin right now, you went out for a walk last night, but you were blinded by a... Great Sage, what did you do to that...
Then, I will spread the word to the whole school and apply to the principal for compensation...
Tsk tsk tsk, such a plot seems quite interesting..."
"Stop talking! Follow the original path!" Gauss broke out in a cold sweat.
He was just joking and wanted to scare Lu Xiaochuan, but he didn't expect...
In such a short period of time, the other party conceived a plot trend that broke through the sky.
If Lu Xiaochuan really did this, what kind of plot development will be waiting for him...
Gauss did not dare to imagine, nor did he want to.
That night, the two still came to the cave, and Gauss routinely performed eye exercises for the monkeys.
"How long do we have to do it?" At the end, Gauss blinked and asked.
The corner of Lu Xiaochuan's mouth curled into a malicious smile, "A year and a half at most, half a year at least."
"Play with me, otherwise, I know a very good veterinarian..."
"Stop chattering!"
……
"Ah ah ah..."
In the quiet night, strange sounds kept coming from the back mountain of the school.
In a hidden cave.
"You say no, but your body is very honest." Lu Xiaochuan looked at Gao Si who was devoting himself to it, and said meanly.
Gauss glanced at him and remained silent.
Don't touch Lu Xiaochuan's chatterbox, the ghost knows what disgusting things Lu Xiaochuan will say.
On the stone bed, the blind monkey is very spiritual.
When Gauss gave it eye exercises, although it groaned in pain, it always sat cross-legged obediently, not moving around, like a good baby.
"It can't really be Monkey King..." Gao Si suddenly gritted his teeth and couldn't figure out what was in Lu Xiaochuan's head.
After Gauss finished eye exercises for the blind monkey, he only heard a "whoosh"!
A book that looked a little familiar flew out of the blind monkey's hand and landed in front of the two of them.
"Zhich, chirp, chirp, chirp!" the blind monkey cried out.
"Wu, martial arts cheats?"
"Skill Book?"
Lu Xiaochuan and Gao Si looked at each other in blank dismay.
Looking intently at the books on the ground, the seven gleaming characters on them were like a basin of cold water, extinguishing their dreams.
"High school biology compulsory one."
[System prompt: The progress of the hidden plot has been updated. 】
[Hidden plot: Teacher-student friendship ([-]) Supplementary lessons: Help student Gauss improve his grades. 】
Lu Xiaochuan opened the menu bar and looked at it, suddenly realized, immediately cupped his fists to the blind monkey and said, "Great Sage, I understand."
At the same time, Gauss also received a mission prompt.
[System prompt: The progress of the hidden plot has been updated. 】
[Hidden plot: Teacher-student friendship ([-]) metamorphosis: full marks in the biology exam. 】
These two tasks are simply testing the player's knowledge, which is a common routine in the world of learning gods.
After the two answered the ten high school biology questions given by the system, the narration appeared.
Lu Xiaochuan: [I was thinking about it, it is unfair to him to occupy Gauss's spare time in the name of making up lessons.
Moreover, if his grades are still the same, others will inevitably become suspicious, and secondly, it can be regarded as the reward for Gauss' hard work...
So, I decided to give him make-up lessons after eye exercises every time.
Originally, I just had the idea of compensating him, but I didn't expect that besides having a golden finger, this student Gauss also has a top-notch IQ. 】
On the other side, in front of Gauss's eyes are fast-forward and edited shots...
[At the time, I thought this was a reward, and I was very disdainful, but after two months, when I got full marks in the biology test, I didn't think so anymore.
After Teacher Jun completed my biology, he asked me to bring other textbooks.
Unexpectedly, he was equally proficient in other subjects.
The reason I say he is proficient is that he not only mastered it by himself, but also taught me well in just a few days...]
"Hey, hey, hey...you've blown it too far, system, didn't you take advantage of Lu Xiaochuan..." At this moment, Gauss's heart was full of troubles.
[... I gradually quit online games, and my grades became better and better. My classmates and teachers all looked at me with admiration.
They didn't know that my change came from a monkey.
Doing eye exercises for monkeys has become a part of my life, and my attitude has changed from resistance to acceptance. Later, I found it a bit interesting.
Such an absurd event is now full of a sense of ritual. 】
"Interesting? Sense of ceremony? Yi your brother-in-law!"
【Sometimes, I wonder if all this is a story made up by Mr. Jun...】
While listening to the narration, Gauss complained in his heart: "Don't think about it, it's just made up! You can't believe half a punctuation mark!"
[Everything is an excuse... Teacher Jun's purpose is to save me, a good-for-nothing student. If that's the case, then he is really great. 】
"Ahhh! Who gave you the courage to make it up!" Gauss wailed in his heart, praying for the disgusting narration to end quickly.
[...Actually, what I am most grateful to Teacher Jun is not that he helped me improve my grades, but that he taught me how to pick up girls.
With his help, my relationship with Chen Xinxin is getting better and better.
In the past, the girl whom I would not even hold hands with was able to kiss mouth-to-mouth under Teacher Jun's careful guidance.
If things go on like this, after Chen Xinxin and I get married, won't we be able to go to bed and sleep together...]
Gauss: "..."
The voice of the monologue is getting weaker and weaker, and gradually disappears.
The gray world in front of Gauss's eyes regained its color, and the control of the body was regained.
At this moment, the two are still in the cave in the back mountain.
Gao Si knew that Lu Xiaochuan had also listened to a long section of his own inner monologue.
Gao Si was very upset and wanted to mock Lu Xiaochuan, so he asked, "Mr. Jun, since you know girls' minds so well, why are you still single after all these years?"
Hearing this, Lu Xiaochuan raised his head, looked at the dark night sky outside the cave, and sighed heavily: "This is another story, and I won't start it here."
A black line appeared on Gauss' forehead: "I suddenly feel lucky, but fortunately you didn't tell me..."
(End of this chapter)
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