This scumbag is cheating

Chapter 258 I Became the Patron Saint of Beautiful Women

"The Nami people originally planned to visit our country in the summer of 1999, but secretly communicated with the Murray Empire.

We intercepted their conversation. The mothership of the Namis will arrive in Huasheng while visiting China. At that time, the flying saucer will launch an attack on our country.

Don't worry though, we've got ICBMs ready. "

The dean took a puff of smoke, his face full of determination.

"I'll go! What the hell plot..."

When Lu Xiaochuan heard this, the shock in his heart was stronger than that of Wang Xiaohua in the picture, and he thought leisurely.

"It won't be that the system saw the copy of the last round...

You think I can talk so much, so I came here on purpose..."

Principal Zhang looked at Wang Xiaohua with encouragement in his eyes.

"We must have the belief that we are not afraid of bloodshed and sacrifice.

We are fighting all our lives for the cause of the liberation of all mankind! "

The dean whispered in Principal Zhang's ear, "Wang Xiaohua's ideological and political work has been suspended three times."

The young counselor, who had been unable to get in at the side, added a sentence in a timely manner.

"She has a limited IQ, Principal Zhang, you should say something she can understand."

Principal Zhang was silent, waved his hand, and asked the dean to continue talking.

The dean looked at Wang Xiaohua who was full of expectation, and said solemnly:

"Wang Xiaohua!

After organizational research, we decided to arrange for you to return to the street office where you came from, and you to lurk in the neighborhood committee if necessary!
You can mobilize students across the district and get them into action! "

Principal Zhang held Wang Xiaohua's hand, with tears in his eyes: "This will be a war for the whole people."

【So, I went back to the street office and became a clerk Xiao Wang who was fighting against alien invaders.

Yes, that's right, there are no positions.

The function is that Xiao Wang, Grandma Zhang's cat is lost, you go out and look for it...]

"Meow~"

A cat jumped in front of him, and the scene in front of him came to an abrupt end.

In the next moment, Lu Xiaochuan only felt that he was in the darkness.

It was as if the world had just opened, and there was chaos.

When Lu Xiaochuan was stunned.

In the middle of nowhere, there was an emotionless voice ringing in my ears.

[Important reminder: You have become Wang Xiaohua's patron saint. 】

[Guardian god rules: 1, live in the host body, if the host dies, you will die directly, 2, only the host can see you, and the patron saints can see each other; 3, the distance from the host should not exceed two meters. 】

[System prompt: The main task has been triggered. 】

[Main task: Protect Wang Xiaohua until the end of the earth defense battle. 】

[Important reminder: Teammate Xianshang said Xiangsi has become the patron saint of the dungeon character Lan Xiaowei; teammate Ran Qinglin has become the dungeon character Bai Xiaofei's patron saint. 】

An explosive system notification, refreshed in front of your eyes.

The next moment, Lu Xiaochuan found himself regaining control of his body.

"What kind of divine unfolding is this?"

Lu Xiaochuan wanted to complain, but he had nowhere to say it.

System, I am willing to bow down, it is you who win.

Looking around, at this moment, he is in a wide pink space.

There is nothing around.

"This should be Wang Xiaohua's spiritual space." Lu Xiaochuan thought to himself, "Then how do I get out?"

This idea has just been born.

In the next moment, Lu Xiaochuan found himself in a foggy bathroom as if teleported.

In front of him was a naked woman.

It can be said that the scenery is infinitely good, and the mountains and mountains are majestic and magnificent!

The steaming mist could not conceal her proud figure, which made people daydream.

Drops of water dripped down on the girl's snowy skin.

There is a fresh scent of jasmine in the air, which is the smell of body wash.

"No... no coding?"

Lu Xiaochuan petrified in situ.

That's right, this is Wang Xiaohua, observing closely at this moment.

Only then did he realize that Wang Xiaohua was so good-looking, and her figure was so hot.

She is indeed a girl who has to do physical training every day

Unexpectedly, becoming Wang Xiaohua's patron saint would have such benefits.

Pooh!
What are you thinking about?

"I am a pure high school student, the flower of the motherland!"

Lu Xiaochuan shook his head quickly and covered his eyes with his hands.

Such an idea is not good, it is too wretched!

In the next second, Wang Xiaohua's doubtful voice rang in his ears.

"God, why did you come out?"

Under normal circumstances, her patron saint would not take the initiative to come out.

Only when she encounters danger or takes the initiative to call, her patron saint Jun Buwu will show up.

"You, you know me?" Lu Xiaochuan froze for a moment.

Wang Xiaohua rolled her eyes, "Jun Shen, what happened to you today?"

She immediately giggled, a smile flashed in her eyes, and splashed Lu Xiaochuan with water.

"Yo Junshen, you want to see my mother take a bath, but you dare not say so, so you pretend to be crazy... Hahaha...

Just look at it if you want, look at your shy look. "

The water drops passed through Lu Xiaochuan's body and fell to the ground. In the eyes of outsiders, it was transparent air.

Lu Xiaochuan: "..."

Ma Dan, this Wang Xiaohua is really not an ordinary person.

However, judging from Wang Xiaohua's reaction, the system has already paved the way for his identity, so he doesn't need to explain it at all.

That's the best way to go.

"Jun Shen, let's be happy together!"

Seeing that Lu Xiaochuan didn't speak, Wang Xiaohua shook her pink arm in front of him, and continued to tease him.

Lu Xiaochuan recited Ani Tuo Buddha silently, and said solemnly: "There is a way, human beings and gods have different paths, and men and women can't get along with each other. Wang Xiaohua, you give me enough time!"

"cut!"

Wang Xiaohua rubbed foam on her body, and said brokenly: "When I was in the college entrance examination, I didn't see that your Chinese was so good..."

"Oh... so I did the test paper for you in the college entrance examination that year?"

Lu Xiaochuan raised his eyebrows, and thought to himself: No wonder you were admitted to university with your IQ.

Wang Xiaohua said indignantly: "Otherwise you would think so! Thanks to me trusting you so much! I didn't expect you to be so disappointing, and you only scored 59 points in the Chinese test!"

A black line appeared on Lu Xiaochuan's forehead: "Wang Xiaohua, the organization has wronged you."

Wang Xiaohua picked up the towel, smiled into crescent moons, and looked at Lu Xiaochuan: "How can you compensate me... help me rub my back."

Lu Xiaochuan subconsciously reached out to take the towel, but soon came to his senses and threw it on Wang Xiaohua's chest.

"Come on yourself, I'm the patron saint, not a duck!"

Wang Xiaohua groaned and smiled at him: "My chrysanthemum, isn't it beautiful?"

"You must be sick." Lu Xiaochuan said back, his figure disappeared immediately, and he returned to Wang Xiaohua's spiritual world as if fleeing.

Only Wang Xiaohua was left in the bathroom, giggling: "Jun Shen is a virgin!"

Back in the spiritual space, Lu Xiaochuan breathed a sigh of relief after a long time, stroking his chest gently.

Damn, if you are not careful, you will become the patron saint of beautiful women!
(End of this chapter)