This scumbag is cheating

Chapter 292

"Hahaha... He finally got out of my bed! Happy!" Lin Qingran smiled like a fool who weighed two hundred catties.

"By the way, you and your little friend saw their own mothers, waving at themselves. So here comes the question, that person, no, it should be that thing, what is it?" Lu Xiaochuan asked.

The two were lost in thought.

suddenly!

I only heard a scream of "ah", which echoed throughout the dormitory for a long time!

The person who screamed was undoubtedly extremely frightened, otherwise, it would have been impossible to make such a miserable sound.

That sound was like a man who woke up, looked down, and found that his chirping was gone!
Despair, helplessness, fear, all kinds of complex emotions, all condensed in this voice.

The sound was even more different in the ears of Lu Xiaochuan and Lin Qingran, because it was Jin Shining's call.

Lu Xiaochuan jumped down first, got out of bed, and rushed to the toilet. While running, he blamed himself in his heart: "I shouldn't be joking like that..."

When he was about to reach the balcony, Lu Xiaochuan saw Jin Jingxing.

I saw Jin Xingxiong holding up her trousers, crying as she stumbled out of the toilet.

Seeing Lu Xiaochuan and Lin Qingran, Jin Xingshan seemed to see a savior, crying and shouting: "The pit, there are hands in the pit! Something touches me!"

Even Gauss was awakened by Jin Shining's voice. He walked over with sleepy eyes and asked, "What's going on? Are you letting people sleep?"

Jin Xing said tremblingly: "I'm sorry, Gauss... I was taking a shit, pulling and pulling, and suddenly realized that someone touched my buttocks, and that hand was still warm..."

Lu Xiaochuan couldn't help covering his nose.

When Jin Glitter said this, there was still a stench on her body.

The three of Lu Xiaochuan looked at each other.

Lu Xiaochuan turned on the flash of his mobile phone and decided to go into the toilet to find out.

The others followed behind him.

When they arrived at the pit, everyone saw a terrifying scene that they would never forget for a lifetime...

Even after many years, when I think of it, I still shudder.

Turns out, Bling is pulling too much.

Warm feces piled up and touched his ass...

Just when the four of them thought that everything was settled, "bang bang bang", there was a rapid and rhythmic knock on the door outside the house.

who is it?

would knock on their dormitory door in the middle of the night.

Lu Xiaochuan and Gauss looked at each other.

There was doubt in the eyes of the four of them.

They tiptoed to the door, and with a "creak", Lu Xiaochuan opened the door, and a terrifying figure appeared outside the door.

That's right!

It's the housekeeper.

"What's the noise! ​​What's the noise! ​​Let me see which dormitory, deduct three points, and report to your homeroom teacher tomorrow!" The uncle held a flashlight, and the dazzling light shone into the dormitory, just in time for "Ghost Stories" on the ground.

The dormitory uncle walked in, picked up "Ghost Stories", thinking that these students must have read this book, and screamed in fright.

The uncle put "Ghost Stories" under his arm, and walked away: "Go to bed quickly! I will keep the mess for a while!"

Silent all night.

The next morning.

The sun was shining in the sky, and the housekeeper said it was early morning.

"Morning." Lu Xiaochuan and Lin Qingran greeted with a smile. It was indeed their fault last night that affected others' rest.

But seeing the uncle in charge with thick dark circles under his eyes, he took out "Ghost Stories" and said to them: "Look at this, did you sleep last night?"

The first class is English class.

English teacher Xu Zhu pressed the test paper heavily on the podium with a smile on his face: "This time, our class's grades are good, and there are 120 people who scored 5 points. Xiansi, 131 points, No.1 in the whole grade! Our class wins glory!
Lin Qingran scored 127 points.

……

Lu Xiaochuan scored 120 points. "

When he said this, the English teacher Xu Zhu raised his head, and his suspicious eyes stayed in Lu Xiaochuan's direction for a long time.

Lao Zhang, the leader of the English group, personally instructed that Lu Xiaochuan was invigilated by him alone, and his score was 120.

As far as Xu Zhu knew, it was impossible for Lu Xiaochuan to get this score in the test, and passing it would be a problem.

But after Lao Zhang said that, Xu Zhu couldn't say anything.

120 is 120, it's good to get the average of the whole class.

Lu Xiaochuan was a little surprised that Ning Xiansi actually got the first place in the grade.

That day, Lu Xiaochuan was late for the exam, and when passing the classroom, Ning Xiansi also saw him.

However, Ning Xiansi didn't know how Lu Xiaochuan fought wits with Lao Zhang later, let alone how he got 120 points.

"Huh? Why don't you have any papers?" Ning Xiansi saw that the test papers had all been handed out. To be honest, she was very curious.

Lu Xiaochuan is a scumbag, and he was so late last time, how did he get 120 in the exam.

"Well, I don't have any papers." Lu Xiaochuan shook his head, "Let's read it together."

"I have something to ask you." Ning Xiansi finally couldn't help it.

"I don't have a girlfriend yet." Lu Xiaochuan replied flatly, turning his pen.

"Huh?" Ning Xiansi gave him a blank look, "I didn't ask you this. You were obviously late for the English test yesterday, so you didn't take the test, right? How did you score 120?"

Lu Xiaochuan smiled and said intentionally: "I don't know either, help me to ask the teacher after class!"

"Don't ask! You must have gone through the back door. Last time I saw you and the principal talking very familiarly. I didn't expect you to be this kind of person!" Ning Xiansi said angrily.

"What kind of person?" Lu Xiaochuan looked at Ning Xiansi in surprise, it was the first time he had seen Ning Xiansi like this.

"Did you know that there is a person in my dormitory who could have entered the top 500 in the grade, but because of you, she became the 501st. She cried all night..."

"Oh, that's it, I can only say that she is inferior to others."

"Last night, I called to ask. Originally, the grade ranking came out, and she was ranked 500. As a result, Teacher Zhang just changed your English score to 120 and squeezed her out."

"Then you should ask old man Zhang, it's useless to tell me." Lu Xiaochuan replied meanly.

For some reason, seeing Ning Xiansi's angry look, the more he wanted to tease her.

However, even if she told Ning Xiansi how she got 120 points in the test, she would not believe it.

"Besides, if your roommate gets more points in the test, she won't be the one who gets squeezed out of the top 500. After all, she is still not strong enough, so how can she blame others?"

Lu Xiaochuan added another sentence in his heart, 500 people, a level that can be reached in any exam, do you still need to go through the back door?

Ning Xiansi couldn't say no to Lu Xiaochuan, she immediately gritted her teeth with hatred, looked at Lu Xiaochuan angrily, then pretended to be listening to the class seriously, and ignored Lu Xiaochuan.

Lu Xiaochuan was so bored that he could only turn his pen around, looking at Ning Xiansi's side face, he felt that she looked very good-looking when she was angry, and felt a little sorry in his heart, and said: "I'm going to buy snacks after class, your favorite bear biscuit, do you want it? "

"No!" Ning Xiansi muttered angrily like a child, and glanced at him with the eyes of a resentful woman.

(End of this chapter)