This scumbag is cheating

Chapter 307 Eat cake-flavored poop or poop-flavored cake
The three found a seat by the window and chatted while eating.

"Lu Xiaochuan, I heard from Teacher Zhang that if you don't look at the questions, you can score more than 90 points in the monthly exam of our third year of high school." Xia Siqi blinked her big eyes and said curiously.

Ning Xiansi looked at Lu Xiaochuan in disbelief as if he had discovered a new world: "How is it possible, Xiaochuan is just a scumbag, if he has this ability, I have been at the same table with him for so long, how could I not know."

Lu Xiaochuan smiled and took a sip of Coke: "I was fooled, it's just luck."

"Hehe, is that right? There must be something wrong, otherwise Teacher Zhang wouldn't help you improve your English score and pull you into the English competition team." Ning Xiansi finally understood.

"Actually, I just do a lot of English questions, and those who make the questions are mentally retarded, so sometimes I don't look at the questions, but only look at the candidate answers, and I can get it right." Lu Xiaochuan explained seriously.

"Actually, as long as you read more books and do more questions, you can do it too." Lu Xiaochuan nodded to show his encouragement.

After hearing this, Ning Xiansi couldn't believe it even more.

Do more questions?
What the hell, are you sleeping all the time in class?
Who are you kidding?

But Xia Siqi was convinced, and she was dumbfounded. She took out a copy of "IELTS Complete Test Questions" from her schoolbag, and said, "Xiao Chuan, you must show your skills to senior sister today."

Showing is okay.However, what you said sounds weird.Lu Xiaochuan thought in his heart.

"Forget it." Lu Xiaochuan didn't want to be too high-profile.

It was Ning Xiansi who understood Lu Xiaochuan, and she said flatly: "If you are right, I will treat you to dinner for a week."

Lu Xiaochuan's eyes lit up: "Three meals a day?"

"Of course." Ning Xiansi nodded, she did not believe that Lu Xiaochuan had this ability.

"It's a deal, Senior Xia, you heard it too, you testify, lest someone repudiate you later." Lu Xiaochuan was eager to testify.

Xia Siqi also wanted to see Lu Xiaochuan's ability, so she agreed repeatedly.

Ning Xiansi took out a real test from Xia Siqi's "IELTS Complete Test Questions".

Lu Xiaochuan glanced secretly, and his heart blossomed with joy.

This test paper was done in Lu Xiaochuan's previous life when he was in university.

Now, don't look at the questions and do it again, let alone half the correct rate, even if it is 70.00%, Lu Xiaochuan is no problem.

Ning Xiansi began to read the answers to the multiple-choice questions, Lu Xiaochuan answered directly, and Xia Siqi checked the answers.

In the end, a total of fifty questions were done.

Lu Xiaochuan got 38 questions right, and two of them were wrong on purpose.

This time, Ning Xiansi was completely convinced.

As the number one master in English in the school, she did the real IELTS exams. Even after reading the questions, she still got 38 questions wrong.

As for Xia Siqi, she was even more surprised. The difficulty of IELTS was not comparable to their usual monthly test papers.

Lu Xiaochuan was so happy that he got three free meals for a week by cheating him.

"You have to keep your word, three free meals a week."

"Hmph, I never lie, unlike some people who say that my father is a friend of Mr. Zhang."

"At that time, if I told you the truth, would you believe it?" Lu Xiaochuan asked back.

"Hmm...you're right." Ning Xiansi hesitated for a moment, and agreed with Lu Xiaochuan's words.

Lu Xiaochuan is speechless: Beautiful girls sometimes suddenly lack scheming, and she will believe whatever others say.

……

"Ahh! Why do you want to participate in this debate? What's the point? Is the game not fun, or is the bed not soft enough?" Lu Xiaochuan was dragged by Ning Xiansi and signed up for the school debate.

At the same time, their teammates included Qin Ange, who was bought by Ning Xiansi, and Lin Qingran, who was bought by Qin Ange who was trapped by a beauty trick.

The above is the super lineup of the "Invincible Girl" debate team.

"Why do you want to participate in the debate competition? You didn't hear what Senior Xia said." Ning Xiansi pinched Lu Xiaochuan's arm.

"Shut my ass..."

"If we win the championship, I can promise you one thing, such as one month's Pizza Hut..." Ning Xiansi added while holding the registration form.

"I think the significance of this competition is quite significant." Lu Xiaochuan immediately expressed his extremely high ideological awareness.

The first debate match arrived as scheduled.

The topic of the debate is "It's better to eat shit that tastes like cake than cake that tastes like shit."

Lu Xiaochuan and the others drew the opposite side.

In other words, it is necessary to win the argument that "it is better to eat shit that tastes like cake than to eat shit that tastes like cake".

Lu Xiaochuan looked at the topic of debate, feeling a little bit pained.

The four discuss whenever they have time, even if it's just a 10-minute break between classes.

Looking back a long time later, Lu Xiaochuan will sincerely feel that those were the few pure and good times he had in high school.

The first game is coming soon.

The winner of the preliminary round will be decided by the audience vote.

Standing on the debate stage, the two teams faced each other.

Ning Xiansi said in a low voice: "It's over, it's over, the opposite is from the school's debate team, and it is said that they have won the provincial award..."

"Damn it! You're so awesome... We're still playing around!" Lin Qingran's momentum had already weakened a little.

"Cut! Nothing good! Wait..." Qin Ange mocked, and suddenly she stared at the opponent's lead debater with burning eyes, then lowered her head, "Wow! The opponent's lead debater is so handsome!"

Lu Xiaochuan: "..."

Ning Xiansi: "..."

Lin Qingran: ￣へ￣

Lu Xiaochuan sat calmly, calmly said: "Don't worry, I have prepared a secret weapon."

After that, he mysteriously pointed to a bag under the table.

"What is this?" Lin Qingran asked.

Lu Xiaochuan smirked a few times with malicious intentions: "Hey hey, you'll know later."

"Xiao Chuan, your smile makes me feel so empty."

……

As expected of the school's debate team, the opponent performed extraordinary from the very beginning.

From argumentation to defense, to free debate, both sides come and go, talking and talking. As a professional team, the other side has obvious advantages, and they are completely suppressing them.

"So, I think eating cake-flavored feces is definitely better than eating feces-flavored cakes!" Well-founded point of view.

clap clap clap!
As soon as this remark came out, the scene immediately boiled, and everyone cheered.

A four-faced song.

What a "miserable" word.

Finally, when it came to the conclusion, that is, when the outcome was decided, it was the turn of the opposing party to speak first, that is, Lu Xiaochuan and the others.

"Hey, I lost." Ning Xiansi felt a little depressed.

"Normal, we have tried our best." Lin Qingran comforted: "The other party has rich experience in competitions..."

Qin Ange echoed: "Yes, Lin Qingran is right. However, the opponent's argument is really handsome!"

Lin Qingran suddenly felt as if he had been beaten with chicken blood, and said: "Xiao Chuan! We must win!"

"Don't worry, leave the rest to me." Lu Xiaochuan smiled, full of confidence.

(End of this chapter)