My God-level Alipay

Chapter 106

"Okay, Laojun, don't think about it, this is not the first time that Xiaojin and Xiaoyin have left. Didn't the two of them go out as demons in the lower realm for a period of time more than 1000 years ago? That's the first time they went out. , so you can relax, we watched Xiao Jin and Xiao Yin grow up, and the two children are quite capable, let's wait for these two brothers to return home!" Qing Niu said.

"Old Niu, I get angry when I think of things that happened more than 1000 years ago. What is the Tathagata doing? His apprentice made a mistake. In order to save face, he asked everyone to take the blame for him. It is really incomprehensible. We Taoists Don't like this!" Taishang Laojun said in a bad tone.

Fuck!The heavens also have the word "back the blame"?I heard the words "fuck" and "Nima" from Granny Feng.In Taishang Laojun, the word "back the pot" appeared again. It can be seen that the vocabulary of the heavens has developed rapidly!
And it seems that Taishang Laojun is also very dissatisfied with Tathagata Buddha!
"When my master was leaving, he told me to help the Jade Emperor to stabilize the rule of heaven. I would like to obey my master's order and try my best to help the Jade Emperor. Things, I have to say that the Jade Emperor made a big mistake in his decision-making, because he couldn't save face, and promised to help the Tathagata Buddha. How many gods in these ninety-nine and 81 disasters came from our heaven!

How many monsters have appeared in the Western Paradise?For the sake of his own face, the Tathagata has done such a mobilization, I have never seen such a thing, is it useful?
I'm looking at the Jade Emperor's face, otherwise I won't help him. You and Xiaojin and Xiaoyin are the closest people to me. After a long time, you have all descended into demons, and I was also worried at that time.

Monkey King is very powerful, I was afraid that if I missed it, what would happen to you, so in the end I took all the shots!Subdued you.Now, if Tathagata is going to make such a fuss, the political conference will have already made a fool of Tathagata! "Taishang Laojun continued to complain.

"That's true, the new system is better!" Qingniu also sighed.

"Face is not given by yourself, it is given by others. There are some gods. Their character is there, and they will win the respect of all gods. Just like my old master, who behaves righteously and does well, he will be respected by people everywhere. Respect, I earned my face step by step!" Speaking of this, Taishang Laojun was a little emotional.

Chen Daming looked at the Taishang Laojun on the screen of the mobile phone, and smiled slightly. What a big opinion this Taishang Laojun has on Tathagata!
Taishang Laojun really has confidence in himself, and such a set of words to describe himself, in terms of morality, is definitely "the face of a sinking fish and a wild goose, and the appearance of a closed moon and shameful flowers!"

However, in the records, Taishang Laojun really didn't criticize him, he was definitely a great immortal!
In addition, what the Taishang Laojun said is also correct, the Tathagata Buddha is a little too excited to move the crowd.

"Old gentleman, don't get excited, if you get angry again, it's been so many years, let him go! It's meaningless to say these things now." Qingniu said.

"Let's go there!" Taishang Laojun glanced at Qingniu and said.

"Okay, let's not talk about this, old cow, just like you said, let's wait for the two brothers to return home!" Taishang Laojun said.

"Old gentleman..." At this moment, Chen Daming said, he was too embarrassed to interrupt the two of them talking before!Now that it's over, it's not too late to say anything.

Hearing this voice, Taishang Laojun was not nervous, and he did not release his mana, because he was confident in his own strength. Except for his master Hongjun ancestor, no god could hurt him, whether it was Mingli or secretly.

"Since Xiaoyou is here, why don't you come out and see him?" Taishang Laojun said, the general gods are his descendants, so he always called him Xiaoyou.

"I won't go out anymore. I'm here today to ask you something about the laws of heaven." Chen Daming said.

Hearing Chen Daming's words, Taishang Laojun frowned slightly: "Oh? Little friend, please tell me."

"I heard that the Heavenly Court has a leniency policy for monsters who surrender. I don't know the specifics. Please tell me the specific situation." Chen Daming said.

This little friend asked about this matter, could it be that this little friend is a monster?No, if it was a monster, it wouldn't have the guts to come here to inquire about how to deal with the surrender.

It is estimated that this little friend should inquire about it for his monster friend, and it is a good thing to surrender!
I am also only thinking about the surrender of monsters. The funds spent on hunting monsters every year are quite a lot of wealth. If these wealth are used for the economic development of Heavenly Court, it will bring a lot of benefits!

It is a good thing to kill two birds with one stone by letting some good-natured monsters come to surrender, which not only saves the financial resources to crusade against them, but also increases the labor force of Heavenly Court. Gao's reason is that no monsters have come to surrender yet.

Just such an example of surrender is lacking. If the problem of the surrender example is solved, then there will be a large number of monsters who surrender in the future, which is definitely a good thing for Heaven!
Since this little friend asked, I have to answer it carefully and try to come up with an example!
The Taishang Laojun is right about his position, because he is wholeheartedly considering the development of the Heavenly Court.

"Because many monsters have different degrees of evil, so we deal with monsters in different ways after surrendering. The law stipulates that monsters who have killed their lives can only be exempted from the death penalty unless they have made great contributions!

But monsters who have not killed their lives can basically be exempted from the death penalty, but how long they are detained depends on the degree of evil they have done. However, there is a chance to perform crimes and make meritorious deeds, which can reduce the time of detention! "Taishang Laojun said.

"What else?" Chen Daming continued to ask.

"No more..." Taishang Laojun said with a little embarrassment.

This is gone?No wonder no monsters came to surrender, this is a bit too general!

"Our set of laws is still being perfected, and it seems a little immature." Taishang Laojun continued, but the embarrassing expression did not change.

"Old gentleman, if you wait until you mature, the Heavenly Court will lose a lot of money spent on hunting monsters!" Chen Daming said bluntly.

Hearing Chen Daming's words, Taishang Laojun was slightly taken aback, this little friend thought of himself, could it be that this little friend, like himself, is a god who is dedicated to heaven?Not a friend of a Yokai?It should be like this, otherwise it would be impossible to say such a thing.

Well, what a good patriotic young man!
(End of this chapter)