My God-level Alipay

Chapter 55 "Fucking" is so widely used
Eh?What are those four comb-like but short things on the side?Is it also the hairdressing tool this gentleman mentioned?

"Grandma Feng, next I will introduce to you the things I brought you. First of all, the cylindrical one with some small serrations in front is the haircutting tool I told you about. You can use this kind of thing to cut hair short. Much more convenient than the big scissors in your hand?" Chen Daming said.

Granny Feng glanced suspiciously at the electric clipper on the table, and then took a closer look. It doesn't look like a haircut at first glance!

"I think this thing only has a row of small serrations, no blade scissors or anything like that, can it cut hair?" Granny Feng simply said the question in her heart!
It seems that Granny Feng doesn't believe it, she has to put specific examples in front of Granny Feng!How to do it?Eh?According to Granny Feng, their barber shop also has apprentices just like the world, and there are probably dummy wigs for apprentices to practice their skills!
"By the way, Granny Feng, you should have a dummy wig for practicing hair cutting skills?" Chen Daming asked.

Granny Feng replied without thinking: "Of course!"

"You take out one now, and I will verify my god-level hairdressing tool for you!" Chen Daming said.

Granny Feng glanced at the things on the table, then slowly walked into the back room, and took out a head full of black hair!

Seeing this head, Chen Daming's heart trembled slightly!
Damn, this can't be true, can it?Could it be that the heavens use real heads to practice their hands?
"Grandma Feng, I want to ask, is this head real or fake?" Chen Daming looked at the head and said.

"Of course it's fake. How can we practice with the real head. It's carved out of wood!" said Granny Feng.

"Carved out of wood? This is too real!" Chen Daming exclaimed, this head looks very real, like a real person's head, when Chen Daming saw this head just now, he thought it came from someone When it was cut off, the skin on the outside looks smooth and delicate, and the whole head is full of agility, and the carving is also exquisite!Even if there are such high-tech sculptors in the world, they will never be able to give this carved object aura!
It is estimated that this is also the product of a certain fairy family in the heavenly court. I am here to do business today. When I have time in the future, I must chat with Granny Feng about this wood carving.

Then I asked that master to carve a *** for me, Mr. Ozawa or something, and it must be completely naked. From now on, I will be accompanied by house gods and goddesses every day, and I will post pictures on the Internet from time to time. , is not ordinary tall, and will definitely attract countless flirtatious men, maybe she can become an Internet celebrity!

Ok!What a great idea!
You can watch it, but you must not sleep with your arms around it!The wood is so fucking hard, I can't stand it!

Chen Daming withdrew his thoughts and looked at the phone screen!

I saw Granny Feng put the fake head full of hair on the table!

Now I put the facts in front of Granny Feng, if I don't believe Granny Feng doesn't believe it!
"Grandma Feng, you pick up that cylindrical god-level hair clipper on the table." Chen Daming said.

Granny Feng glanced at the electric fader, then slowly picked it up, and looked at the electric fader with a puzzled face!
"You push the middle button up!" Chen Daming continued.

"Push it up?" Granny Feng asked with some doubts.

"Yes, just push it up!" Chen Daming replied.

I saw Granny Feng gently pushing!
"Buzz..."

Continuous buzzing suddenly came from the electric fader!
"Damn it, what's going on?" Seeing Granny Feng startled, she said in surprise, and her voice was loud!

I made a mistake, the word "fuck" is also used in the heavenly court?And it was said from the mouth of Granny Feng who has always been very delicate!It is estimated that this word is also widely used in Heaven!

Then, I saw Granny Feng throwing the electric faders on the table at once, using her magic power, she flew back five meters away, looking at the electric faders that were still buzzing on the table with vigilant eyes, as if she was about to fight look!
Looking at Granny Feng's appearance, Chen Daming was so teased that she almost laughed out loud!

Chen Daming calmed down his emotions, and said calmly: "Grandma Feng, you don't have to be afraid, my god-level hairdressing tool is automatic, and it is blessed by my formation! It is similar to the communication charm of Zhenyuanzi Great Immortal!"

This is the line that Chen Daming had thought up a long time ago. He can't say that the fader is charging, besides, Granny Feng doesn't know what electricity is. Does Zhenyuanzi Daxian only have formations?I have it too!
Granny Feng glanced suspiciously at the electric fader, and said with doubts: "Sir, you said there is a formation inside?"

"Of course!" Chen Daming replied with certainty.

Indeed, some powerful immortals have their own methods, and this formation is one of them, and inventing a formation is not a simple matter, otherwise Zhen Yuanzi's communication spells would not be monopolized in the heavens!
Such a monopoly must be sold at a high price, just like the price of the most low-level communication charm of Zhenyuanzi Daxian, which is higher than the five-day output value of his own shampoo factory!

When the gentleman put the things on the table just now, he didn't feel the slightest mana fluctuation. From this, it can be seen that this gentleman's mana is very strong. If this gentleman has any special formation, it is definitely a A very possible thing!
In addition, this gentleman's strength is so strong, if he wants to hurt himself, why use such a small thing, just shoot himself directly!You don't have to be so nervous anymore!

Thinking about it, Granny Feng walked towards the electric fader!The electronic fader was still buzzing, she picked it up a little scared, it was the first time she saw this thing, if she said she wasn't scared at all, that would be a lie!
However, after holding it in my hand, I only felt a slight vibration, which did not harm me, and it was smooth to the touch from the outside, and it felt very good in the hand!I saw her curious face, what the hell is this?

Chen Daming looked at Granny Feng and smiled slightly. It seems that Granny Feng is a bit on the right track!
"Grandma Feng." Chen Daming called softly.

"Hey, tell me, sir." Granny Feng said.

"Do you want to witness the ability of this god-level hair clipper?" Chen Daming asked.

"I'm thinking about it, but I don't know how to activate the magic circle inside to let the haircut scissors or knives come out. Please show me, sir." Granny Feng said.

Sister, are you still looking for scissors and knives?Chen Daming is also drunk!
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