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Chapter 325 Pinched!

If Qin Zheng's words were put in the 480 Temple in the Southern Dynasty, he would have been humiliated by wearing shackles and parading in the streets by now.

Perhaps there have always been people who have argued that religion is false, but no one has ever dared to say that faith is false.Except for a few independent experts, most people still regard faith and religion as the same thing. Since they will come to ask for it, they will naturally believe it in their hearts, so such a discordant argument instantly caused considerable dissatisfaction.

However, because they saw the old layman standing in front of the young people, they all gave Qin Zheng an angrily look, and hurriedly chanted the Buddha's name to express that it was not their own point of view.

The old layman was not angry, but said with great interest: "The words of the little benefactor are disrespectful."

"I'm not a Buddhist," Qin Zheng said with a smile, "Furthermore, I will pray like the Buddha, which proves that I am full of respect, but laymen have to question my wishes, so don't say that I have any disrespect. I hate it."

The old layman laughed and said, "Oh, the Buddha scolded the ancestors, the young people nowadays are really rebellious."

"Crazy rebellion, please take it back." Qin Zheng dislikes this kind of guy who relies on the old and sells the old the most. He has lived on his own for decades. How are the young people and the current world... To be honest, it sounds noisy.

So, Qin Zheng still couldn't hold back, Su Jieyu and others went to play in the back of the hall, so no one dissuaded him.

"Isn't this double standards?" Qin Zheng smiled without fear, "Hurting Buddha and cursing ancestors has always been a sign of eminent monks' great virtues. Zen masters Xuanjian and Wenyan have both done it. Why did they do it? I wonder Can't do it?"

The old layman's eyes turned cold, and he said: "That's a sage and a great virtue, how dare you compare yourself to a brat?"

"How is a Buddha? A shit peg! If we use Zen Master Wen Yan's argument, can't you even talk about a shit peg?" Qin Zheng laughed, "Indeed, I am not a Zen master who proves the Tao, but I am Words are not swear words born from the heart, do not enter the way of birth and death, and do not fall into cause and effect... If you talk about it in Buddhism, I am neither a karmic layman who speaks rudely, nor an eminent monk who scolds the Buddha and the ancestors.

The old layman was a little dazed, as if he couldn't believe what was happening in front of him. I'm afraid what he wanted to do most now was to find a stick and hit Qin Zheng hard on the head!

The so-called cursing the Buddha and cursing the ancestors does have a standard for proving the Tao. Only eminent monks who have proclaimed the Tao can scold the Buddha and the ancestors without being regarded as a madman.As for the rest of the lunatics, they are ordinary people who have been touched by karma, and they will pay back in the way of birth and death.

That is to say, in the original consciousness of all people, there are either very few eminent monks and great virtues, or secular madmen who are tainted with karma. If you say that you are not these two types of people, what is the third type of person?
I'm afraid Patriarch Bodhidharma can't even give an answer.

This is playing a rogue. He jumped out of the circle of the rules himself, making it impossible for the opponent to speak.

But having said that, he quotes every sentence from the scriptures, and every word is flawless. Even an astute person like the old layman can't help being dumbfounded by it, and of course he can't help feeling a little bit of admiration in his heart.

In this day and age, any young man dared to talk about religion and belief, and even dared to scold the Buddha and the ancestors. This was also where the old layman was somewhat dissatisfied with Qin Zheng at first.But Qin Zheng's actions clearly surpassed those rebellious boys. Not only did he find an argument, he was able to justify himself and escape the rules.

I am afraid that even the eminent monks will not embarrass him anymore, right?
It's a pity... this old layman is not a high-ranking monk, so he smiled and asked: "It makes sense, but if I beat you up now, will you, the third type of person, be retribution?"

Qin Zheng's heart sank, this old man was so frustrated with bickering, was he planning to play a rascal?He smiled and said: "Old man, if you can't say it, I will do it. You have malicious intentions and evil deeds, and your karma has become a big issue. You are in the Buddhist realm, and you are a Buddhist layman. Your belief is not stable!"

"Who told you that I'm a disciple of Buddhism?" A sly smile flashed across the old layman's face, "I'm just passing by here, just staying here temporarily."

This time, it was Qin Zheng's turn to be dumbfounded.He has always regarded the old man as a Buddhist layman, so he dug a hole to bury him in Buddhism every word, but now people actually calculated earlier than him, and lured him into an illusion, and now he is really beaten There's no reason not to.

But is Qin Zheng a person who yields so easily?He laughed and said: "Old man, forget it, your old arms and legs, you don't have much time to come, why bother?"

"Since there are not many days to come, why can't you act recklessly? I am old enough, do you really plan to fight back?" The old layman laughed.

Qin Zheng deliberately lowered his face, nodded solemnly, and said to the old man intimidatingly, "I really plan to fight back, and my hands are so heavy that ordinary people can't hold them... Ouch! You really dare to do it, you old man!"

"What's wrong with me? You fight back!" The old layman... No!The old rascal actually punched Qin Zheng head-on!
So, when Su Jieyu and the others waited behind Qin Zheng and hurried back to look for Qin Zheng, they saw a scene that made their jaws drop in shock.

Qin Zheng and an old man are rolling on the ground, the old man is pulling Qin Zheng's face, and Qin Zheng is pinching the old man's nostrils... The Buddha statue in the hall looks at the two with mocking eyes, this scene is really... weird extreme.

"Whoo-pa--"

"Oh my god! You bastard hit me on the nose, ruining my handsome boy's true self! Take my trick of 'flying around'!"

"Chichi-"

"Grandma, what a leg! How dare you break Lao Tzu's robe, you bastard who is neither male nor female! If a tiger doesn't show its power, you will treat me as a sick cat!"

During this back and forth, the old and the young fought fiercely, and when the onlookers finally pulled them away, only one of the three long beards of the old layman was left, and Qin Zheng's well-organized clothes had been wiped out. Most of it was torn off, revealing a white but strong arm, which made the girls who watched couldn't help but swallow their saliva.

At this time, Su Jieyu and others saw the appearance of the old layman clearly.

Qin Yu and Qin Xi were completely dumbfounded, and then looked at each other, then their minds were empty, and then...they burst into an unprecedented exclamation.

"I rely on-"

"To die, to die, to die!"

Qin Zheng was still struggling under the pull of the onlookers, kicking the old man continuously.Of course he wouldn't fight with the old man with his real skills, but the old man's strength was surprisingly great. His tolerance not only didn't make the old man retreat, but intensified it, so he grabbed the old man's hands casually. beard.

Unexpectedly, before he could break free, Qin Yu suddenly rushed in front of him with a sullen face, and slapped him cleanly and swiftly on the head. The sound was loud but skillful, so it sounded heavy, but it didn't actually cause any damage.

But even so, Su Jieyu, who didn't know the inside story, was still stunned and unable to move. If Xiao Shiqi hadn't seen the clue, she might immediately abandon her style of eldest lady and rush forward to tear Qin Yu together!

"Stinky boy! Keep coming if you have the ability! Aren't you very pushy?" The old man still didn't give up, kicking his legs and spitting at Qin Zheng until Qin Xi appeared in front of him.

"Grandpa! Stop making trouble!" Qin Xi roared, and the surroundings were silent.

In a place, you may not recognize the highest power, the highest violence and the highest wisdom here, but you will definitely recognize the highest beauty here.

Qin Xi is one of the most beautiful representatives of Jiuyuan.

So who would Qin Xi call grandpa?Everyone thought about it in their hearts, and then they really couldn't accept that this old man who went around deceiving fortune-telling in the Buddhist hall was actually the head of the Qin family.

The most tragic thing is Qin Zheng. His words in front of the Buddha are not so much wishes, but rather an idea for himself.A single thought actually attracted such an old man to make trouble out of no reason, and even pinched him, and finally told him that this is his own grandfather!
"Is this a joke? Fourth brother, if you kick me, I might wake up." Qin Zheng said in a daze.

Qin Yu smiled helplessly and said, "Don't doubt it, you're awake."

"..." Qin Zheng was about to burst into tears now, "Don't bring such a trick!"

In the dead of night, Qin Zheng quietly opened the window, looked around, and then planned to jump out.

"Why are you going?" The familiar voice of smoke suddenly came from above his head, and then Xiao Shiqi appeared in front of him hanging upside down like a bat.

Qin Zheng was taken aback, and stammered, "Go...to the toilet."

"Go to the toilet with your luggage? Are you willing to use such an old stalk?" Xiao Shiqi's face was full of contempt.

Qin Zheng's eye circles were red again, and he said aggrievedly, "What can I do?"

"I'm not famous for my wisdom, so what's none of my business?" Xiao Shiqi shrugged, "My duty is to urge you to complete your own affairs. Escaping and suicide are not allowed, and of course being killed is not allowed." .If the old man wants to mess with you, I will definitely stand by your side, but if you want to run away, then I will definitely call someone immediately."

Qin Zheng really didn't know if he was a playboy in his previous life, how could a random woman around him make him speechless?

He closed the window angrily, and then lay down on the bed.

Love it!When a person dies, a bird turns to the sky, and when he dies, he dies!Having experienced such inhumane "grandpa playing with grandson", Qin Zheng really felt that what Deng Chao's funny words said was right.

"There isn't a single good person!"

Then, he slowly fell asleep in helplessness and sleepiness.

"Dang-dang-dang-dang-wake up--"

Qin Zheng turned over helplessly and muttered in his mouth.

"When did you start to ring the gong as an alarm clock?" He had lived in Qin's house for five days, and this was the first time he heard this kind of time telling.

"Dang-dang-dang-dang-wake up--"

Depressed, Qin Zheng kicked the quilt away.

"It's not over yet!"

"Dang-dang-dang-dang-wake up--"

"I depend on whether you people will let people live or not... Uh..." Qin Zheng sat up in anger, and then he saw a person.

The man sat at a table not far from him, looked at him jokingly with a smiling face, and then held a gong and drumsticks in his hand.

Qin Zheng and this person looked at each other for a long time, tried hard to hold back the tears in his eyes, suppressed, suppressed, suppressed again, but he couldn't suppress it in the end!

As a result, the entire Qin family heard a roar mixed with grievances, resentment and anger.

"What the hell do you want to do, old man!"

"Tsk tsk," Qin Xi said, "It's so pitiful, come to Jieyu, eat this." She put a piece of local pastry on Su Jieyu's plate.

Qin Yu, who was opposite, was eating fried dough sticks and shook his head.

"I offend the old man, I really don't know what will happen to me..."

"Pitiful--"

The two heroes of the Qin family's generation shook their heads in unison.

(End of this chapter)