Killer baby is too tough

Chapter 33 I Shoot Too Early

"Coffee." Lin Qianqian drank the coffee originally left for Yan Li in one gulp, and then replaced it with the one she brought over. Seeing Fang Zhen staring at her movements motionlessly, she said generously, "You want it too?"

Fang Zhen recalled Lin Qianqian's usual performance, and shook his head vigilantly.

"Oh." A look of disappointment flashed across Lin Qianqian's face.

But soon, she cheered up again, and looked energetically at Yan Li who was walking towards them gracefully.

Subjective factors aside, Yan Li is indeed beautiful and noble.

Just the moment she walked over, many people's eyes fell on her.

The corners of Yan Li's mouth twitched triumphantly.

"Miss Yan is so beautiful." Lin Qianqian praised Yan Li as soon as she walked in.

Yan Li glanced down, and saw Lu Xiangdong and Fang Zhen sitting together, and Lin Qianqian sitting opposite, she only had one choice to sit next to Lin Qianqian.

I wanted Fang Zhen to give up the seat to himself, but Lin Qianqian's words made Yan Li feel that this dirty face was much more pleasing to the eye, and she happened to be sitting opposite Lu Xiangdong, Yan Li thought for a while, He also sat down next to Lin Qianqian.

She lowered her head and glanced shyly at Lu Xiangdong opposite.

Lu Xiangdong sat like a sculpture.

Yan Li smiled at him, full of flair.

Lu Xiangdong's expression didn't change at all.

Lin Qianqian lowered her head and added several cubes of sugar to the coffee.

There was an eerie silence in the atmosphere.

Lin Qianqian threw the last cube of sugar into the coffee, looked up and smiled at the silent three people, "You can do whatever you want, don't worry about me."

Yan Li: "..."

Fang Zhen: "..."

Lu Xiangdong frowned, and he began to wonder if he had overestimated Lin Qianqian.

Seeing this, Fang Zhen quickly raised his foot and kicked the other side, signaling to Lin Qianqian to release any big moves, otherwise when Lu Xiangdong lost his patience, the two of them would definitely not be able to bear it.

Lin Qianqian unconsciously lowered her head and took a sip of coffee.

Fang Zhen didn't know why, so he kicked again, and saw Yan Li's face turned red strangely, and his eyes looking at Lu Xiangdong were even more tender, almost dripping water.

Kicked the wrong guy.

Fang Zhen calmly withdrew his feet.

Lu Xiangdong's brows twitched suspiciously.

Finally, before Lu Xiangdong was about to run away, Lin Qianqian coughed lightly, pulled out a box of cards from her pocket as if by magic, and threw it on the table, "Let's play cards."

Yan Li was about to reject such boring things, when Lin Qian smiled and said, "Didn't the young master always want to play?"

Fang Zhen silently wiped off a cold sweat for Lin Qianqian.

However, this sentence managed to make Yan Li change his mind, took a sip of coffee, and said eagerly, "So Xiangdong also likes to play poker, and I do too."

"Miss Yan and the young master really have a good understanding." Lin Qian laughed so hard that she almost lost her eyesight.

Yan Li suddenly became flustered when he heard it.

She couldn't help but glanced at Lu Xiangdong, seeing that he didn't refute, and her heart was beating violently, she softened her voice, "What does Xiangdong want to play?"

Lu Xiangdong looked at Lin Qianqian.

Lin Qianqian secretly whispered in Yan Li's ear, "Master is shy again."

Yan Li peeked at Lu Xiangdong in disbelief, saw that his body was stiff, and thought that he was always like this in front of him, so he couldn't help believing Lin Qianqian's words.

"Then let's play turtle draw." Lin Qianqian suggested.

Yan Li thought for a while, "Okay."

"Let's say it first, if you lose, you have to stick a note." Lin Qianqian took the cards out of the cardboard box.

Yan Li didn't have any objections, she was pretty good at playing cards, and when she thought of how she had pasted up Lin Qianqian with notes all over her face, she was eager to try.

Lu Xiangdong and Fang Zhen nodded with their poker faces.

Lin Qianqian then started to deal the cards.

After one round, the first loser is Yan Li.

Lin Qianqian's eyes lit up excitedly.

In front of Lu Xiangdong, Yan Li couldn't go back on his word. After sweeping the table around, she felt relieved and showed a embarrassed expression on purpose, "There is no note here."

"Don't worry, I'll take care of it." Lin Qianqian decisively picked up the menu on the table and tore it into strips about the width of a thumb.

Yan Li involuntarily moved his body away from Lin Qianqian, "There's no glue either."

"That's true." Lin Qianqian was suddenly disappointed.

She looked around, her eyes fell on the waiter at the side, she beckoned to the waiter, grabbed the badge on his chest, took off the pins on it, and excitedly said to Yan Li , "Try this."

Fang Zhen picked up the coffee and stood in front of his gloating face.

Looking at the dangling silver brooch, Yan Li's scalp felt a little numb.

"This...the pin can't be attached to a person." Yan Li tried hard to persuade Lin Qianqian calmly.

Lin Qianqian stared at her smooth forehead for a long time, and sighed, "It seems to be the same, real leather is always very precious."

Yan Li heaved a sigh of relief.

Before she could open her mouth, Lin Qianqian spit on the note quickly and quickly, and then pressed Yan Li's forehead with a quick "snap". The movement was so fast that there was no time to react.

Yan Li was stunned by the sticky feeling on his forehead.

Fang Zhen turned his back.

Lu Xiangdong buried his head.

Lin Qianqian looked at Yan Li sincerely, as if she didn't realize what she had done, "Are you still here?"

Yan Li gritted her teeth, she was not willing to admit defeat, so she nodded without any hesitation, "Come on!"

Lin Qianqian cheered, rolled up her sleeves and began to shuffle the cards.

I don't know if it's bad luck, but Yan Li has been losing today.

Her face was quickly plastered with notes all over the place.

Finally, when Yan Li's face was almost too tight, she finally won once.

As if relieved, she relaxed, took the menu on the table, and imitated Lin Qianqian's behavior with great interest, tore a piece of paper and was about to stick it on Lin Qianqian's face when she saw She's already shuffling the decks again.

"Wait." Yan Li quickly stopped her.

Lin Qianqian was at a loss, "What's wrong?"

"Why did you start shuffling the cards? You haven't been punished yet." Yan Li reminded.

"What punishment?" Lin Qianqian blinked.

Yan Li frowned, always feeling that something was wrong, but still replied patiently, "Didn't you say that the loser needs to post a note?"

"That's right." Lin Qianqian nodded, "But we only said that you need a sticker if you lose, and didn't say what to do if I lose."

Yan Li's face suddenly became colorful.

Fang Zhen stood up silently, walked outside, until he reached a place where Yan Li could not see, he turned and leaned against the wall, laughing exaggeratedly.

Lu Xiangdong raised his eyelids, and finally looked at Lin Qianqian with more satisfaction.

Lin Qianqian immediately wagged her tail proudly.

Yan Li wanted to say something, but his stomach suddenly felt uncomfortable.

Her face changed.

Lin Qianqian leaned over kindly, "What's the matter, Miss Yan?"

Yan Li opened his mouth, wanting to say something, but held back.

She endured it for a while, then stood up, "I'm going to the bathroom."

Lu Xiangdong raised his eyelids as a response.

As soon as Yan Li left, Lu Xiangdong immediately stared at Lin Qianqian, and said in a deep voice, "What did you do?"

Lin Qianqian looked at him innocently, "I'm afraid she'll be bored at night, so I invite her to play cards together."

Lu Xiangdong's eyes fell on the cup of coffee that Yan Li was drinking. If he remembered correctly, it was specially prepared by Lin Qianqian.

"Coffee?" Lu Xiangdong raised his eyebrows.

Lin Qianqian rolled her eyes, "Buffy."

"Baffa?" Lu Xiangdong had never heard of this thing.

Lin Qianqian smiled and narrowed her eyes, "Coffee beans are ground into coffee, and crotons are ground...it should be called barpheus."

Lu Xiangdong squinted at Lin Qianqian's unremarkable and even annoying face, and said softly, "That's it?"

Lin Qianqian stood up noncommittal and walked towards Yan Li.

Yan Li had to stop when he reached the middle of the coffee shop.

She vigilantly felt that she was more than just a stomachache.

Lin Qianqian came over with concern, "Aren't you going to the bathroom?"

"I..." Yan Li thought for a while, but still couldn't open his mouth.

"Want to fart?" Lin Qianqian was straightforward.

Yan Li stared at her without thinking, "Nonsense, you can't speak so vulgarly as a girl!"

Lin Qianqian was taught humbly, "Then...did you pee your pants?"

"..." If Yan Li could leave, she would have left Lin Qianqian behind.

It's just that she can't move at all now.

Lin Qianqian was right, she just wanted to fart.It's just that there are so many people and the coffee shop is very quiet. If you don't hold back at this time, you will definitely attract attention.

No matter what, Yan Li couldn't accept that this kind of thing happened to him, so he could only endure it with great effort.

Lin Qianqian waited for Yan Li for a long time and didn't see her answer, then guessed, "Or did you have an involuntary reaction when you saw the young master?"

Yan Li's face turned red for a while, then turned pale for a while, before he could hold back a sentence, "You should think I want to fart."

"Say it earlier." Lin Qianqian showed an unremarkable expression, "That's easy, I'll cover for you, you just let it go."

"How to cover?" Yan Li's ears pricked up immediately, and Lin Qianqian's image in front of her also suddenly grew taller.

Lin Qianqian waved her two hands in front of her, "I'll clap my hands suddenly in a while, and you just let it go. I'll clap as loud as I can to help you cover your voice."

Yan Li's ears turned red.

She never thought that she would discuss this kind of issue in public, but now she had to do so, and Lin Qianqian's idea sounded very plausible.

Not long after, Yan Li nodded in agreement, "Okay."

Lin Qianqian raised her hand, "Get ready."

Yan Li looked serious.

In the quiet coffee shop, Lin Qianqian clapped her hands vigorously, and everyone's eyes immediately turned to her.

What followed was an embarrassing "poof—"

"..." Fang Zhen who just came back had a panoramic view of this scene again.

Yan Li stared at Lin Qianqian blushingly, as if he wanted to eat her.

Lin Qianqian was stunned for half a second, and said in an awkward voice, "Sorry, it was too early to shoot."

"Get out!" Yan Li pushed Lin Qianqian away, lowered his head, and rushed to the bathroom quickly.

Fang Zhen expressed admiration, "A master."

Lin Qianqian raised her head proudly, "I didn't do it on purpose."

Fang Zhen sneered, "Then don't laugh so ripplingly."

(End of this chapter)