ace female assistant

Chapter 357
The tone is disgusting, but deep in the depths of the eyes is clearly capitalized the word narrow.

When Cen Qinghe heard the words, he stared and replied immediately: "What dirty joke, where did you think?"

Shang Shaocheng frowned slightly, and looked at Cen Qinghe's face with weird eyes, with an expression that you knew clearly in your heart.

Cen Qinghe looked at him, the two were still walking on the street, and as they walked, she suddenly realized, her eyes widened, and she said to Shang Shaocheng: "Aren't you too dirty?"

Shang Shaocheng said: "Which one of us is dirty? Did I force you to tell me?"

With a look of disgust on his face, Cen Qinghe replied aloud: "Sun Wukong swung his stick and scolded Tang Monk: I just want to leave a hole for my tail, I dig it every day, and you sew it up every day, is it annoying? Are you bothered?"

"The hole I mentioned is where Wukong put his tail. Where do you think it is?" Cen Qinghe raised his chin and looked at Shang Shaocheng. Because he guessed what he was thinking, his tone was not without aggressiveness.

After Shang Shaocheng listened, something flashed in his eyes quickly, and then he replied calmly: "What am I thinking? I didn't think about anything."

Cen Qinghe said: "I didn't think about anything, why did you say I told dirty jokes?"

He clearly wanted to, and his thoughts were not pure!

Shang Shaocheng didn't answer but instead asked: "I'll just say it casually, what do you think I'm thinking?"

Cen Qinghe looked at him, in fact, both of them thought of one thing, the hole, put the tail behind the skirt, if put it in the front...

Cough, when Cen Qinghe rolled his eyes, the two of them knew each other.

In fact, when Cen Qinghe heard this joke for the first time, he had the same misunderstanding with Shang Shaocheng. It was only because he had heard too many dirty jokes at that time, so even if it was a normal joke, he would think in a wrong way.

Seeing that she looked away and did not answer, Shang Shaocheng's eyes flashed playfully, and he said, "What are you thinking?"

Cen Qinghe replied, "I didn't think about anything."

"Did you really think about it? Why do I feel that you have the image of a monkey in your mind?"

There is more than a monkey in her mind... She glanced sideways at Shang Shaocheng, she curled her lips and replied: "It's a good joke, I'll let you interrupt it."

Shang Shaocheng replied with a light smile: "There is a problem with your choice of jokes."

Cen Qinghe said: "You have a problem with your thinking."

Shang Shaocheng said: "If you think there is a problem with my thinking, then you have the same problem."

You can't say this kind of thing, if you say it, you will stick to it.

Cen Qinghe also regretted it, and led himself into the ditch with one sentence.

The two of them walked along the pedestrian street with a dog, passing by a drink shop, Shang Shaocheng said, "I'm thirsty, what should I drink?"

Cen Qinghe said: "If you two are so scared, I will drink Yunnan Baiyao."

Shang Shaocheng said solemnly: "Don't touch Cier, it has nothing to do with me, just look for Xiaoer."

Cen Qinghe lowered his head and glanced at Xiaoer, and said bitterly: "If there is a master, there must be a dog!"

Shang Shaocheng turned his head to look at her, Cen Qinghe deliberately did not look sideways, and of course he was not afraid of him.

The two entered the beverage store, the air conditioner was turned on in the store, and a gust of warm wind hit, Cen Qinghe shivered.

"welcome."

The female boss standing inside the counter was very enthusiastic and greeted with a smile.

Stepping over, Cen Qinghe looked at the list on the stage and ordered a glass of strawberry guava juice.

The boss asked Shang Shaocheng, "What about you?"

Shang Shaocheng said: "Just take a cup without any sour taste."

The boss said in surprise: "There is no sour taste at all? Our family is all pure juice, and it will have a little sour taste."

Cen Qinghe crossed Shang Shaocheng and said directly to the boss: "Just give him a glass of water."

The female boss smiled awkwardly, then glanced at Shang Shaocheng again, but seeing that his expression was the same, it was acquiesced.

"Okay, both of you sit down first, wait a moment."

Cen Qinghe and Shang Shaocheng came to sit by the window, perhaps because of the warmth in the room, Xiaoer lay lazily beside their legs, with his chin on Cen Qinghe's shoes, so he knew how to find a place.

Cen Qinghe was afraid of embarrassment, so he lowered his head and took out his phone to take a look.

Shang Shaocheng asked: "Are you in a hurry to go back?"

She raised her eyes to look at him, but she saw that there was no emotion on his face, but after all, she had known him for a long time, and instinctively, she could hear a hint of displeasure in his words.

"No, I won't go to work tomorrow, so I can sleep in. Today I can walk the dog with you until you are happy."

It was obvious that he was with her, but in her mouth, it became her to be with him.Shang Shaocheng glanced at her, and replied calmly: "Are you tired? If you are not tired, walk back later."

Cen Qinghe said subconsciously: "What are these two steps? I was still a race walking champion when I was young."

Shang Shaocheng couldn't hold it back, and immediately pulled the corner of his lips, and replied with a light sneer: "Your champion is really high in gold content, how young is it? Kindergarten?"

Cen Qinghe stared slightly, "Don't look down on people, you are in the third grade of elementary school, you are young!"

This time he didn't even bother to say anything, he just responded with a disdainful expression.

Cen Qinghe frowned and said: "Don't underestimate the race walking we had when we were young. It was not a simple race walking. The whole journey was 100 meters. In the middle, we had to wear clothes and calculate a question. The first one had to get the correct answer at the end. It is No.1."

Shang Shaocheng said: "Are you walking naked?"

She was so angry that she raised her hand to hit him, the small shop table was very narrow, the two of them were facing each other, his arm was placed on the edge of the table, she hit him almost as soon as she raised her hand.

After the fight, Shang Shaocheng didn't have any special reaction, but Cen Qinghe felt embarrassed for a while, always feeling...as if he took the opportunity to touch him and take advantage of him.

Suppressing the weird thoughts in her heart, she hurriedly pretended to be unhappy, and explained aloud: "Why don't you wear clothes? It's to make it more difficult. There will be a set of clothes and trousers tens of meters away. You can go there and put them on before you can continue."

Shang Shaocheng smiled cynically, "I mean, which elementary school is so open, I would have gone if I knew it."

Cen Qinghe curled his lips, expressing his disgust with his expression.

The boss made the juice, took another bottle of water, and delivered it to the two in person. Cen Qinghe thanked him and took a sip through the tube.

"Did you have any fun things when you were a child?" Cen Qinghe asked while looking at Shang Shaocheng opposite.

Shang Shaocheng said, "I didn't pass the race naked."

She pulled her face, at this moment silence speaks louder.

He smiled and said, "How much fun do you want?"

Cen Qinghe said: "Tell me what impressed you the most."

Shang Shaocheng thought about it for a while, and then said: "I have given myself up to the kidnappers."

"Ah?" Cen Qinghe raised his eyelids and asked in surprise, "What kidnapper?"

Shang Shaocheng said: "I was kidnapped when I was a child, acquaintances committed crimes, and my family was unprepared. He drove me to a very dilapidated place, probably some abandoned factory or warehouse. I didn't see it at first. I saw his face, but he brought me food, and when I saw that the food was all my favorite food, even the drinks, I guessed who it was."

His tone was ordinary, as if he was talking about a very normal thing, but Cen Qinghe was startled when he heard it, and asked with wide eyes: "How old were you at that time?"

Shang Shaocheng said: "Seven or eight years old, anyway, already in the third grade of elementary school."

Cen Qinghe frowned, "Seven or eight years old in the third grade of primary school, at what age did you go to school?"

Shang Shaocheng replied quite calmly: "Five years old, what's wrong?"

Cen Qinghe looked surprised, "Don't you all go to elementary school at the age of seven or eight?"

Shang Shaocheng said: "Maybe I developed my intelligence relatively late, anyway, I am not."

Cen Qinghe felt tight in his chest, paused for a moment, and then said: "The problem is solved, you continue, you guess who it is, and then?"

Shang Shaocheng calmly replied: "Guess who it is. When he comes in again, I will tell him that your daughter is a good friend with me. If she knows that you kidnapped me, then you can use the money you got back from kidnapping me." If you give her flowers, she will be very unhappy, and you only want money to make your daughter happy, but if you do this, you have put the cart before the horse."

Cen Qinghe frowned and said, "Is this what a seven or eight-year-old child should say?"

Shang Shaocheng said: "Try being kidnapped, I'm sure you can even speak bird language."

Cen Qinghe pouted, "And then?"

Shang Shaocheng said: "What can I do, just think that he must not tear up the ticket. After all the good words, persuade him to take me back. I promise that we will know what happened that day."

"Did the man agree?"

Shang Shaocheng turned his head slightly, with a thoughtful expression, "Maybe he really loves his daughter, or he is too soft-hearted, and he really took me back."

Cen Qinghe breathed a sigh of relief, "It's okay."

Even though Shang Shaocheng is sitting right in front of her right now, she still sweats for him when he was seven or eight years old.

"After you go back, you will live together peacefully, as if nothing happened?"

She was attracted by his story, but Shang Shaocheng said: "You are so stupid and naive, the first thing I do when I get home is to tell my family to call the police and arrest him."

Cen Qinghe stared, "Ah? Why are you like this?"

Shang Shaocheng said: "He kidnapped me and took me to a wilderness that was more than two hours away by car, and I went home with him to live in peace. Am I going to die?"

Cen Qinghe said: "He still has a daughter, and he is still a good friend with you."

Shang Shaocheng rolled his eyes shallowly, and replied aloud: "Sure enough, he has big breasts and no brains."

Cen Qinghe immediately pulled his face, and wanted to refute, but felt embarrassed, and if he didn't refute, he sat dumb again.

Seeing this, Shang Shaocheng said meaningfully: "I tell you, don't be merciful to the people who want to harm you at any time, even if the other party just has this idea. If you forgive him this time, it won't bring him a new life. It will only make him worse, and he will feel that there is nothing wrong with doing something wrong, as long as he can be forgiven by the other party. If I hadn't persuaded him that day, it is very likely that the person sitting in front of you today is not me."

He didn't emphasize his tone on purpose, but Cen Qinghe felt terrified in his heart.If there is no Shang Shaocheng... There is no Shang Shaocheng in this world, she has never thought about it, and now, she doesn't dare to think about it.

Seeing her silent, he asked aloud, "What are you thinking?"

It took a few seconds for Cen Qinghe to raise his eyes to look at him, and said in a low voice, "The scourge has been around for thousands of years, and it really manifested itself in your presence."

(End of this chapter)