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Chapter 377 I Have You or Not

Cen Qinghe himself pretended to be calm, but when he looked at Shang Shaocheng again, he really didn't change his face. It seemed that half a catty of wine was just a drizzle to him.At this time, the situation is not conducive to our side, Cen Qinghe thought about it and said aloud: "It's not interesting to just drink like this, let's have some fun."

Shang Shaocheng asked: "What are you playing?"

Cen Qinghe looked at the plates and bowls on the table, and she couldn't ask the waiter to clear the table for them to play poker. After thinking about it for a while, she replied aloud: "Let's play 'I have you or not', that's what I said, I did it If you have never done something like this, or if you have never competed with me, then you will lose, how about a half a glass of wine at a time?"

Shang Shaocheng replied without thinking: "Then you tell me about the proud experience of tearing your crotch, and I will have to drink half a glass right away."

Cen Qinghe immediately 'hissed', and said dissatisfied: "Can you stop which pot and which pot you don't open?"

Shang Shaocheng couldn't help laughing, "You came all the way here, how can I compare with you?"

Cen Qinghe frowned and replied, "Then you have been kidnapped before, but I haven't."

Shang Shaocheng said: "Come on a few first, let me see your way."

Cen Qinghe said: "We don't count the first three rounds, just a simple experiment."

Shang Shaocheng leaned back lazily on the chair, his voice was low and magnetic after being soaked in alcohol, "You speak first."

Cen Qinghe thought for a while, and suddenly his eyes lit up, and he said, "I beat boys to tears before."

Shang Shaocheng replied without changing his face: "I have scolded girls and cried."

Cen Qinghe wanted to return a mocking look, but after thinking about it, the two of them were really not the same, so she continued: "I have seven pierced ears."

Shang Shaocheng frowned immediately, "Where is it?"

Cen Qinghe leaned forward, turned his left ear to Shang Shaocheng, "I have six on my side, and one on the right."

Shang Shaocheng also leaned forward and stretched out his hand to hold her ear, and indeed saw a row of small eyes starting from the earlobe upwards.

He said in a deep voice, "Why don't you pierce your ears?"

Cen Qinghe tilted his head, pulled his ear back from his fingertips, and said aloud: "Don't worry, just tell me if you have it."

Shang Shaocheng said: "I have tattoos, do you have any?"

Cen Qinghe asked instead: "Where do you have tattoos?"

Shang Shaocheng said, "A place you can't see."

Cen Qinghe replied immediately: "You don't come here, you definitely don't have tattoos on your body."

"Where did you get your confidence?" he asked.

Cen Qinghe rolled his eyes. Although he was a little embarrassed, he still replied bluntly: "The last time I went to your house, when you went into the swimming pool to save me, I saw it."

After he rescued her, there was only a pair of white briefs left on his body. It can be said that, except for the most private place, he had been seen by her long ago.

Shang Shaocheng turned his eyes slightly to the left, as if he was remembering, and finally remembered, he said aloud, "What did you see?"

Cen Qinghe stared slightly, "You should ask me if I didn't see anything?"

Shang Shaocheng asked, "What didn't you see?"

She took a breath and looked at him intently, speechless.

Shang Shaocheng looked at him, his eyes narrowed and watching the excitement.

Five seconds later, Cen Qinghe said: "Don't be a pity, it would be boring if you play a prank, and you just say that there is something that is clearly not there, and you are not honest."

Shang Shaocheng said, "Do you dare to bet with me?"

"What are you gambling?"

"Just bet on whether I have tattoos on my body."

Cen Qinghe said: "How do I know?"

Shang Shaocheng said: "Would you like to go to the bathroom with me?"

He looked straight at her. Although he didn't say it clearly, a certain private part suddenly appeared in Cen Qinghe's mind.

He's not going to get the tattoo down to the mermaid line, is he?
It was obvious that Cen Qinghe was hesitant, and Shang Shaocheng was even more aggressive, "Is there any, you will know at a glance, let's go."

Cen Qinghe's face turned red, his eyes dodged, and he said in his mouth: "This bet is not suitable for me. I will suffer even if I don't look at it."

Shang Shaocheng said: "Let you look at me, I didn't even call it a loss, what are you calling?"

Cen Qinghe stared back and said, "You think I'm a rarity?"

Shang Shaocheng said: "Anyway, I have it, it's your own business if you don't see it."

Cen Qinghe said: "Forget it, this game is considered a tie between us."

Shang Shaocheng said: "Go ahead, let me see how many shameless things you still have."

She said she was not ashamed, but reminded Cen Qinghe, she looked at him, and said righteously: "I couldn't count to a hundred when I was six years old, and I didn't know watches until I was 12 years old. By the way, I went to the men's toilet once in college. Just bumped into our French foreign teacher."

Shang Shao City:
He pursed his pretty lips and stared at her. Cen Qinghe was a little embarrassed, but she didn't regret what she said.His scalp felt numb, she said to herself, "Are you convinced?"

Shang Shaocheng said: "Who are you with a lower IQ than me?"

Cen Qinghe frowned and replied: "I'm just a little 'late bloomer', and my intelligence development is relatively late, but you can't say that I have a low IQ. If I have a low IQ, no one will have a high IQ."

Shang Shaocheng said: "That's right, it's not that you have a low IQ, you're just thick-skinned."

She feigned anger, "Who are you talking about?"

Shang Shaocheng said, "I'm very curious about how you survived safely over the past 20 years."

Cen Qinghe replied seriously: "It's not safe, let's just say that I bumped into a French foreign teacher by accident. That time was really not bad for me. I suddenly had a stomachache and asked for leave to go to the toilet. Who knew that the water pipe in the women's toilet was broken. Maintenance, when I saw that everyone was in class, I thought of going to the men's room to make do with it, but I didn't know it was so small, the foreign teacher was there. He looked like a ghost, he could run two or three meters with his pants in his hands, his face was red and his neck was thick, It made me feel cramped too. It doesn’t have the grandeur and openness of a foreigner at all.”

She curled her lips and shook her head, as if she was a victim.

Shang Shaocheng looked at her unhappily, and after three seconds, he suddenly asked, "Did you see it?"

"Huh?" She looked back at him in confusion.

Shang Shaocheng asked again: "Did you see it?"

Cen Qinghe said, "What do you see?"

Shang Shaocheng said: "Don't pretend to be confused with me."

Cen Qinghe is really confused, with a pair of beautiful big eyes, looking at him in confusion.

Looking at it, Cen Qinghe suddenly realized, frowning, she said anxiously: "Hiss, why is it so dirty?"

Shang Shaocheng said, "Am I dirty or are you dirty?"

Cen Qinghe said: "Your question is not simple."

Shang Shaocheng said: "When you look at it, is it simple?"

"I didn't see anything!"

Cen Qinghe was about to raise his hand to swear an oath, and he blamed Shang Shaocheng for being tricky. Usually, the things he asked out of his mouth were beyond the imagination of ordinary people.

Across the table full of dishes, the two used their eyes to fight wits and courage with each other.After three rounds, Cen Qinghe said: "It's officially started, you go first."

Shang Shaocheng had a blank expression on his face. It seemed that he hadn't come out of the French foreign teacher incident. He said, "I'm richer than you."

Cen Qinghe's lungs were almost blown by his words, she immediately frowned and replied: "This game is called 'I have you or not', not 'I have more than you'."

Shang Shaocheng said: "I have many cars and many houses."

Cen Qinghe:
Silently poured half a glass of wine, too angry to look at him, raised his hand, raised his head, and drank it all in one gulp.

This time it was her turn to say, but she didn't lead in the right direction when she opened her mouth, "I have silk stockings."

Shang Shaocheng said, "I have a razor."

"I have long hair," she said.

"I have an Adam's apple," he said.

"I bleed every month," she said.

"Why don't you go for prostate surgery?" he asked.

Cen Qinghe let him choke, he was so angry and funny that his whole face turned red.

The two looked at each other for a few seconds. After all, it was Cen Qinghe who couldn't hold back, broke down first, and laughed out loud.

Shang Shaocheng didn't smile blatantly, but his eyes were full of narrow eyes, Cen Qinghe said: "Come on, I don't think playing games is suitable for us, just drink."

She raised the wine glass, Shang Shaocheng also raised it, the two touched one, and both drank it down in one gulp.

As the saying goes, a thousand cups of wine are rare for a bosom friend. It seems that Cen Qinghe and Shang Shaocheng always quarrel when they meet, but in fact, the two of them are neither noisy nor lively. Every couple has their own way of getting along, and Cen Qinghe and Shang Shaocheng , It's love and killing each other.

The more they quarreled, the closer they got, and when they talked about high, drinking was no problem.

Before he knew it, Cen Qinghe took the wine bottle and wanted to pour the wine, but the bottle was empty.She whispered 'huh', blinked her long and curly eyelashes, and whispered, "Did you finish drinking so soon?"

After drinking a catty and a half of white wine, Cen Qinghe didn't know that he was already drunk, and he acted with a laziness that he didn't have when he was sober. Shang Shaocheng sat opposite and looked at her, and said: "I won't drink it after drinking it." , do you want to sit for a while, or go back directly?"

Cen Qinghe looked up at him and said, "I didn't drink too much, who will lose this time?"

Shang Shaocheng said: "Today we will not lose or win, and we will continue to compete another day."

Cen Qinghe raised the corners of his lips and said with a smile: "Don't change the day, just tomorrow, after I finish the meeting, get ready to go, and put you down."

Shang Shaocheng asked: "What happens after the fall?"

Cen Qinghe's mind turned slowly, pondered for a few seconds, and then said: "Kick with your feet after you fall down, and run away after kicking."

After finishing speaking, she was happy to herself, as if she had really kicked Shang Shaocheng.

Shang Shaocheng saw that she had drunk too much, too much, but not to the point of high, probably seven or eight points drunk.

The two sat in the store for a while, and he went to check out halfway. When he came back, he saw Cen Qinghe propping his chin with one hand, with his eyes closed, wondering if he had fallen asleep.

He stood beside her, looking down at her, her head shook a little, and she almost fell off several times, he watched it amusedly, and the corners of her lips curled up.

"Hey, let's go."

He reached out and patted her on the head, Shang Shaocheng couldn't help reminding her.

Cen Qinghe quickly opened his eyes, and immediately pretended to be sober, stood up, and said aloud, "Let's go."

She got up too fast, but her feet were still floating, her body swayed, and Shang Shaocheng, who was next to her, had quick eyesight and quick hands, and supported her.

"Are you alright?" he asked.

Cen Qinghe's head was indeed dizzy. After standing still, she replied in a deep voice: "A woman can't say no, let go, and watch me show you a straight road."

(End of this chapter)