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Chapter 467 Being Warmed

Shang Shaocheng went home, lay on the bed after taking a shower, touched his phone and looked at the time, it was almost eleven o'clock at night, Cen Qinghe didn't even say to call him, he didn't even send a message of condolence, he held his breath Called her.

There was only a 'beep' in the phone and it was connected, and Cen Qinghe's voice came, "You can call me."

Shang Shaocheng was a little surprised, and couldn't help asking: "What's wrong?"

Cen Qinghe replied in a dying voice: "It's nothing, I just wanted to talk to you for a while, and after waiting for you for a few hours, I almost had a white and black topping."

Shang Shaocheng said: "Why don't you call me?"

Cen Qinghe replied: "I don't know if you are busy or not. It is not convenient for you to answer the phone. Besides, I have nothing to do. I just want to chat with you for fear of disturbing your schedule."

Shang Shaocheng's heart suddenly warmed up, as if she had been wronged so much that it was too late for him to feel distressed.

"I told you how important it is to go to the birthday party." He said in a low voice, full of pampering, "If I haven't called you, how long will you wait?"

Cen Qinghe pouted and replied, "I'll give you one night. Anyway, if you don't call me before you open your eyes tomorrow, then I'll turn my back on you."

He was lying on the head of the bed, the corners of his lips curled up, and he said provocatively, "I'll listen to you how to translate it."

Cen Qinghe said: "I'll ignore you."

Shang Shaocheng said: "I don't care about people, isn't the request too harsh?"

Cen Qinghe replied arrogantly: "It's still because you are a first-time offender. If you are a repeat offender, you won't be able to hear my sweet voice right now."

In fact, Shang Shaocheng was not in a very good mood today, but after talking to Cen Qinghe for a while, he immediately felt better.

He took the initiative to ask, "You tease me."

"Huh? What kind of joke?"

"make me happy."

"Tsk tsk tsk tsk..." Cen Qinghe suddenly made a series of teasing sounds.

Shang Shaocheng didn't answer, she suppressed a smile and said, "Are you happy?"

Shang Shaocheng said in a deep voice, "I will return to Night City the day after tomorrow."

Behold, naked threats!
Cen Qinghe immediately raised the white flag to surrender, "I'll change it to make you happy... Then I'll tell you a joke?"

"Ah."

"You suddenly asked me to tell you a joke, and I can't think of anything too classic." Her voice was lazy, and it looked like she was lying on the bed, her nasal voice was slightly heavier than usual.

After pondering for a while, she seemed to suddenly think of something, so she said, "I remembered some interesting things when I was young, oh my god, it's funny to think about it..."

She started giggling to herself, Shang Shaocheng said: "You are talking about it." Ya is really selfish, so she knows how to laugh.

Cen Qinghe sorted out his emotions, and said with a smile: "You know that when we were young, we all had that kind of two-eight-beam car at home?"

"What car?"

"Twenty-eight beams, just a bicycle with a beam in the middle, black and tall."

"I don't know." He answered naturally.

Cen Qinghe said: "How come you have never seen the world so much, the [-]th Liang doesn't even know."

Shang Shaocheng said: "I thought it was a domestic car." After a pause, he added: "It sounds like a Northeast specialty."

"..." Cen Qinghe suddenly regretted discussing his childhood with him. It is estimated that since he can remember, the first time he learned to drive was definitely not a bicycle.

Rolling her eyes, she explained it to him patiently, and Shang Shaocheng responded: "Twenty-eight beams, and then?"

Cen Qinghe said: "When I was young, I learned to ride a bicycle. A group of people put me on it. I learned it within half an hour. They all said that I learned quickly, but they only taught me how to get on the bike, not how to get off the bike. , so I usually take a step forward and brake with both feet. When I was practicing, the bicycle had no frame and the front was recessed, so it was very convenient to get on and off the bike. When I went to my grandma’s house during the summer vacation, my grandma There is only one [-] beam at home..."

When she said this, Shang Shaocheng had already reacted, the corners of his lips curled up, and he suppressed a smile.

"There is an elementary school near my grandma's house. At that time, the school had a lunch break at noon. I pushed my grandfather's [-] girders to the school. The process of getting on the car went smoothly. I rode around the big playground. You know , At that time, the [-]th beam was always popular with us, no less than you drive a Ferrari now, Xia Feng whizzes past my face, I think I am so handsome that I want to take off."

Shang Shaocheng said, "Did it fly?"

Cen Qinghe frowned and said: "Don't mention it, I was riding too high at the time, and suddenly forgot that I was riding a car with a girder. My grandma called me to go home for dinner. I naturally slid forward and prepared to get off the car. And then it's tragic..."

Shang Shaocheng finally couldn't help it and laughed out loud.

Cen Qinghe said vividly: "You know, I had a dull pain like being struck by lightning, and I really wanted to scream at the sky and curse at me."

Shang Shaocheng smiled and said, "I can imagine the miserable look you had when you fell."

Cen Qinghe raised his eyebrows and said, "I told you that I fell? I had long legs when I was a child, and I slid down, and I happened to have two legs on the ground."

Shang Shaocheng temporarily stopped laughing, and asked seriously: "Are you stuck standing?"

With a heavy voice, Cen Qinghe said 'um', "If I had short legs, I would have fallen if I fell, but unfortunately my legs are long and just reach the ground, so I will never forget it in my life. What does it feel like, although I have never given birth to a child, I feel that giving birth is just as painful as it is.”

Based on her description, Shang Shaocheng had a picture in his mind. She was about ten years old, and the car was half her height. She was standing alone in the middle of the playground, with a bicycle stuck under her crotch. She scolded her, but she couldn't yell out, she said she was in tears.

"What else?" He was addicted to listening and urged Cen Qinghe to talk.

Cen Qinghe's chatterbox also opened up, and he said to himself: "It's a pleasure to pick up the bicycle. It didn't happen to me, it was Xinyuan. When she went to school when she was a child, his father used a bicycle to drive her. She told me that there was Once, she accidentally rolled her foot into the rear wheel. If you think the car won't move, normal people have to look back to see the situation, but Xinyuan's father didn't. According to Xinyuan's description, her father suddenly changed from sitting Turned into standing, stomping and kicking vigorously."

Shang Shaocheng was caught off guard by the laughing point, and the laughter reached Cen Qinghe's ears through the microphone, and Cen Qinghe couldn't help laughing just thinking about it, and the two just laughed without talking.

After a long while, Shang Shaocheng said: "You are looking for a tease, you and Cai Xinyuan are on the same page."

Cen Qinghe said: "I have a classmate in elementary school. He said that he just arrived home at noon, and his father ordered him to go out for a drink. He was too lazy to take a trip, so he pushed out the bicycle at home. His bicycle is good everywhere, just a leather seat. It's gone, there's only one stick left on it..." At this point, Cen Qinghe couldn't help laughing, and Shang Shaocheng also chuckled.

"He told me that at noon, he was riding a bicycle without a seat at home, and was speeding on the road. Suddenly, he met someone. It was Ban Banhua next door, the object of his crush. He thought he couldn't lose face in front of the goddess, so Without even thinking about it, I just sat back on my ass...that's so sour, tsk."

Shang Shaocheng said: "What kind of people are you and around you? Does your class specialize in cultivating neuropathy?"

Cen Qinghe replied indifferently: "What do you know, this is all childhood, do you have childhood?"

She couldn't see the expression on Shang Shaocheng's face, but after hearing it for a few seconds, he said aloud, "Let's go ride a bicycle when we have time."

Cen Qinghe asked: "Can you do it?"

"Haven't you ever eaten pork, or seen a pig ride a bicycle?"

"You're a pig!"

"It seems that it got stuck a bit, and the head is not stupid."

Cen Qinghe said: "For so many years, whenever I have the idea of ​​wanting to be a man, I always think of being blocked by Erba Daliang when I was a child. Fortunately, I am not a man, otherwise I would be useless."

Shang Shaocheng said suspiciously, "You want to be a man?"

She replied as a matter of course: "Yeah, it's great to be a man, not afraid of running, not afraid of being bumped by a car, and not having to come to my aunt every month."

Shang Shaocheng said in a low voice: "Do you imply that you have big breasts?"

Cen Qinghe replied in a low voice: "Don't think too far, I just said it casually."

Shang Shaocheng said: "Then let's not make an appointment for a ride, let's make an appointment for a run, or find a place with uneven roads, and I will invite you to take a ride."

Cen Qinghe became angry from embarrassment, frowned and said, "Are you annoying?"

Shang Shaocheng smiled lightly and said, "It was a bit annoying at first, but it's not annoying now."

She didn't understand at first, so she paused before saying, "Are you in a bad mood today?"

Shang Shaocheng had recovered, and said as usual: "I haven't seen you for a day, how can I feel better?"

Cen Qinghe pouted, "I'm serious with you, do you have something to do when you go back this time?"

"It's okay, some entertainment, quite boring."

She said: "Anyway, it's only two days, and I'll be back the day after tomorrow. I'll treat you to a skewer."

"Well, are you okay today?"

"It's okay, it's good, I have enough food and drink, and I can make you laugh."

Suddenly, an unprecedented warmth surged up from the bottom of Shang Shaocheng's heart, gradually spreading from one point to the whole atrium.

The feeling of being cared about by others is like... the sun shines down, and the whole person is healed.

He couldn't help calling her name softly, "Qinghe."

"Ok?"

Thousands of words, the words came to his lips, he said: "I will go back soon."

"I know."

"Is there anything you want?" he asked.

"You mean a specialty of Haicheng?"

"whatever."

Cen Qinghe thought for a while, then suddenly laughed in a low voice: "Just bring yourself back, you are also half a specialty of Haicheng."

He always said that she was a specialty of the Northeast, and she finally seized the opportunity to fight back.

It's just that this counterattack is too sweet and sugar-coated.

Shang Shaocheng was hit hard, and he didn't even have the strength to dodge. His heart was warm and itchy, and he whispered: "If you do this again, I really can't bear it."

She is such an unscrupulous person, she immediately heard his subtext, blushed, and said in a rough voice: "I can't bear it, I can bear it from the beginning, I believe in you."

"Speak well." He couldn't hear her 'ruining' himself so much.

Cen Qinghe immediately pinched his nose, and a piercing voice came, "This maid is going to bed, young master, you go to bed early too, good night."

(End of this chapter)