Gentlemen's Friends

Chapter 61
1. The truth about the store manager’s size
Qu Daddy who was interviewed: Ning Yuan’s size?Oh, it's a toothpick, what's wrong?
Public (by SHOCK): ||||Liar! ! ! !Could a toothpick hurt you like that? ! ! ! !

Father Qu (with red eye circles): Just put a needle in your nostril and try it out.

2. The truth about National Geographic
Father Qu who continued to be interviewed: Hello, everyone.I'm helping Ning Yuan buy books...

(Camera zooms in, Father Qu has several picture books of fairy tales)

People (heart and eye): The store manager is really childlike~~~ He also reads picture books~~~
Father Qu: Huh?Don't you know?Ning Yuan is illiterate.

Audience: Shrimp? ! !

Father Qu: He only understands pictures...

People: Then...

Daddy Qu: That's why he reads National Geographic magazine all day long.

Pure sex (boring?) 50 questions

1. May I have your name?
Song: Qu Tongqiu

Ren: Need to ask?

2. What is your age?

Song: Mother Wolf Didn't Say
Ren: Mother Wolf didn't say anything

3. What is your gender?
song: male

Ren: Need to ask?

Wolf: I know that it is relatively unreasonable to conduct an interview on Friday night, so there is no need to be so uncooperative, right?
4. What is your personality like?
Qu: Hey, nothing special.

Ren: I am nothing special.

5. The character of the other party?

Song: Mature, stable, especially charming!
Ren: Very good.

Wolf: What do you mean pretty good?
Ren: It's pretty good.

6. When did the two meet?Where?

Qu: When I was in college, the school was a side door.

Ren: Yes.

7. What is your first impression of the other party?

Song: ... male god.

Ren: ... Fatty.

Father Qu: ...

Ren: ...There's nothing wrong with being fat, it's cute, really.

8. What do you like about each other?

Song: I like them all.

Ren: I like them all.

9. What do you hate about each other?
Song: None.

Ren: No.

Wolf: Manager, are you being lazy!

10. Do you think you have a good sex with each other?
Song: Good ^^
Ren: good

Wolf: ... Plagiarism is shameful.

11. How do you call each other?

Song: Name, or Boss
Ren: name
12. How would you like to be called by the other party?
Qu (hesitating): ...

Ren: Boss.

Qu: Hey, everything is fine.But it's even better, dear...

Ren: ...you didn't say it earlier.

13. If you use an animal as a metaphor, what do you think the other person is?
Song: Beautiful Unicorn (Don't Ask Me Why)
Ren: ... puppy

song:……

Ren: I really like dogs, really.

14. If you want to give a gift to the other party, would you give it?
Qu: We often give gifts to each other, everything.

Ren: Same as above.

15. So what gift do you want for yourself?

Qu (hesitating): ...

Ren: Everything he sent was good.

Song: Me too.But if I can, I think, outside of Friday, also...

Ren: You didn't say it earlier!

16. Are you dissatisfied with the other party?What is it normally?
Song: None.

Ren: Not at all.

17. What is your problem?

Qu: ...It seems that there are too many, and I can't finish it in a while.

Ren: No.

Wolf: ...My mother didn't realize that you are so narcissistic.

18. What is the opponent's fault?
Song: No!

Ren: No.

19. What kind of things does the other party do that make you unhappy?

Song: Lie to me.

Ren: I accept whatever he does.

20. What did you do that made the other person unhappy?
Qu: Are you dating a woman?
Ren: Lie to him.

21. How far is your relationship?
Song: Married.

Ren (show ring): To this extent.

22. Where did two people meet for the first time?

Qu: Hey, it seems like you didn't go out on a date?Does it count at home?Or a hot air balloon at a wedding?

Ren: On the college court, he helped me pick up the ball.

23. How was the atmosphere between the two of them at that time?

Qu: ...very good.

Ren: very good
24. How far has it progressed?

Qu: ...they are all married.

Ren: Classmate relationship.

Wolf: ...I think you need to communicate more.

25. Where do you often go to date?
Song: Let's go home.

Ren: Stadium.

26. What kind of preparations will you make for the other party's birthday?
Qu: Oh, prepare presents, prepare a table of dishes, take a shower, um...

Ren: Secret.Not intended to be made public.

27. Which party confessed first?
Qu: ...it seems a bit blurry...

Ren: Me.

28. How much do you like each other?

Song: Treating God like...

Ren: I think he is indispensable.

29. So, do you love each other?
Song: Of course.It's all married.

Ren: It’s boring to ask you.

Wolf: I will only delay you for a few minutes!

30. What does the other person say that makes you feel wrong?

Qu (hesitating): ...

Ren: I hate you.

Qu: ...I have something to do this Friday night and I can't go home

31. If you feel that the other party is suspected of changing his mind, what will you do?
song:! !Me, I'll check first.

Ren: He has the right to choose who makes him happier.

Wolf: Just pretend.

32. Can you forgive the other party for a change of heart?

Qu: ...Look, let's see the specific situation.

Ren: He has the right to choose who makes him happier.

Wolf: Bah.

33. What if the other party is more than one hour late for a date?

Qu: Just wait.But the thing is we're all dating at home.

Ren: Make sure he's okay and wait.

34. Which part of your partner do you like the most?
Qu: ...he is good everywhere.

Ren (smiling): Waist.

Wolf: Do you think it was before or after he lost weight?
35. The other party's sexy expression?
Qu (shy): All of them.

Ren (calm): All.

37. Have you ever lied to the other party?Are you good at lying?

Song: None.not good at.

Ren: ...there is no need to open the pot and carry the pot, right?

36. When two people are together, when do you feel your heart beat faster?
Song: Kiss, when you kiss me.

Ren: When you call me "boss".

38. Do you feel the happiest when doing something?

Qu (face red): ...

Ren: When I woke up and saw him still by my side.

39. Have you ever quarreled?

Song: Yes...

Ren: Don't mention the past.

40. What are the quarrels?

Qu: Uh, some things in the past are all in the past.

Ren: Don't mention the past.

41. How to reconcile afterwards?
Qu: It's flooded, he came to save Xiao Ke and me.

Ren: He was kidnapped, and I rescued him.

Wolf: ...I really think you two need to communicate more.

42. Do you still want to be lovers after reincarnation?
Qu: Yes!
Ren: I am a materialist. ...oh well, hopefully.

43. When will you feel loved?

Qu: ...I haven't thought about this issue in particular.

Ren: He took the initiative to hug me.

44. How do you express your love?

Song: Take the initiative to hold him

Ren: Realize his dream.

45. When will you feel that "you don't love me anymore"?
Qu: ...There is no routine on Friday...

Ren: He gave more thought to others.

46. ​​If you die, will you die before the other party?Or after death?

Qu: Before him, I hope he can live longer and better than me.

Ren: After him.I am worried that he will be alone after I leave.

47. Is there something the two of you are hiding from each other?

Song: None.

Ren: Not now.

48. Where does your inferiority complex come from?

Qu: ...the gap between us is obvious.

Ren: Maybe he is not in love with me.

49. Is the relationship between the two open or secret?
Qu: Is it public?
Ren (showing the ring again): Open.

50. Do you think the love with each other can last forever?

Qu (uneasy): It should be possible, right?
Ren: As long as he remains unchanged.

Wolf: Finally, please say something to your lover
Song: Boss...

Ren: Yes.

Wolf: ...is this gone? ! ! !

In short, this problem of compatibility ended successfully in the repeated plagiarism and copy-pasting of the store manager...

(End of this chapter)