Chapter 82
"Brother, don't worry, I'm afraid I won't suffer from my skill!"
As soon as the man finished speaking, he flew down from the window, presumably he is also a good martial artist.
"Miss, the tongue twister you taught me just now is so fun! Did Miss come up with it by herself?"
Xiaozhu thought in her heart: Four and ten are such simple words, but they can say such interesting words, the lady really got the help of the gods!
Yunshuang glanced at Xiao Zhu, speechless, Xiao Zhu can play this game for so long even kindergarten children know it, it's right after thinking about it, this is ancient times, and the level of education must be much lower than modern times.
"Xiaozhu, one day when I was dreaming, I suddenly dreamed of a poem. I thought it was very funny. I read it to you, 'If you don't take a bath in spring, mosquitoes will bite you everywhere; if you clap at night, you won't know how many people will die.'"
When Xiao Zhu heard this, he jumped up quickly.
"Wow! Miss, you are really amazing. This poem is simply the best poem Xiao Zhu has ever heard. Not only is the antithesis neat, but it can also vividly describe the spring in Yangzhou!"
Yun Shuang was speechless, from whom did this little girl learn how to flatter, this is not good!
"Xiaozhu, what kind of poems have you heard?"
Xiaozhu scratched his head in embarrassment.
"I have heard the poem written by Miss Today."
"Good poems, good poems! I wonder if this young lady will do me a favor, and go over there to taste wine and write poems in an elegant seat in a restaurant!"
Yun Shuang raised her head, and found that the person in front of her was still quite handsome, but there was some debauchery inadvertently.Yunshuang really hates these flies now, she still blames herself for being too beautiful, and still needs to tidy up.
"Is there something? Don't you see that we are waiting for someone?"
Yunshuang turned her head away.
Unexpectedly, this young man flashed in front of Yunshuang again.
"Miss, would you give me a favor, I am the Flying God of the Jinling Bodyguard Agency, Thunder Catchment Hall!"
When Lei Tang spoke, he probably held his chest up high, for fear that Yunshuang wouldn't see it.
"Xiaozhu, have you heard of it?"
"Have not heard!"
Xiaozhu answered honestly.
"I'm very surprised, why they always report their so-called names, for fear that others will not know."
Yun Shuang dislikes such people very much, she feels like a fake drug seller, this young man is just trying to make fun of himself, if he doesn't want to leave if he is not interested, then it will be boring.
Lei Tang's face turned dark, and he returned to normal after a while.
"Miss refuses to leave, so I won't leave today either!"
Lei Tang started playing rogues. In the past, these young ladies were most afraid of him playing rogues, and they always had nothing to do with him.
"You'll be gone, right away!"
Yunshuang saw Ren Xiaoyao and Zhuge Zizhan coming together.Especially this Zhugezi Zhan, as soon as he saw a man harassing Yunshuang, he immediately took a banana from Ren Xiaoyao, squeezed it lightly, and used his family's unique skill of flicking his fingers to flick it behind Lei Tang.
"No, I won't go! I want to follow Miss!"
Lei Tang had an expression on his face that he was convinced of you.
"I guess you dare not take a step back because my friends are coming!"
As soon as Yunshuang finished speaking, Lei Tang immediately turned his head to look, and sure enough, he saw two tall men walking towards him.
"Miss, I didn't insult you. Would your friends still eat me? What's the point of taking one step back? For you, I'll take two steps back!"
With a "stab", Lei Tang stepped on the banana peel and fell backwards.
It's just that Lei Tang's kung fu is really good, he turned around in the air, and turned his body back from the air.
"Small tricks, even a piece of banana peel wants to play with me?"
When Lei Tang's feet were about to hit the ground, several pieces of banana peels appeared on the ground.
"Fuck me!"
With a sound of "噗~", Lei Tang slid out a long way and fell heavily on the ground, two nosebleeds flowed out.
(End of this chapter)
"Brother, don't worry, I'm afraid I won't suffer from my skill!"
As soon as the man finished speaking, he flew down from the window, presumably he is also a good martial artist.
"Miss, the tongue twister you taught me just now is so fun! Did Miss come up with it by herself?"
Xiaozhu thought in her heart: Four and ten are such simple words, but they can say such interesting words, the lady really got the help of the gods!
Yunshuang glanced at Xiao Zhu, speechless, Xiao Zhu can play this game for so long even kindergarten children know it, it's right after thinking about it, this is ancient times, and the level of education must be much lower than modern times.
"Xiaozhu, one day when I was dreaming, I suddenly dreamed of a poem. I thought it was very funny. I read it to you, 'If you don't take a bath in spring, mosquitoes will bite you everywhere; if you clap at night, you won't know how many people will die.'"
When Xiao Zhu heard this, he jumped up quickly.
"Wow! Miss, you are really amazing. This poem is simply the best poem Xiao Zhu has ever heard. Not only is the antithesis neat, but it can also vividly describe the spring in Yangzhou!"
Yun Shuang was speechless, from whom did this little girl learn how to flatter, this is not good!
"Xiaozhu, what kind of poems have you heard?"
Xiaozhu scratched his head in embarrassment.
"I have heard the poem written by Miss Today."
"Good poems, good poems! I wonder if this young lady will do me a favor, and go over there to taste wine and write poems in an elegant seat in a restaurant!"
Yun Shuang raised her head, and found that the person in front of her was still quite handsome, but there was some debauchery inadvertently.Yunshuang really hates these flies now, she still blames herself for being too beautiful, and still needs to tidy up.
"Is there something? Don't you see that we are waiting for someone?"
Yunshuang turned her head away.
Unexpectedly, this young man flashed in front of Yunshuang again.
"Miss, would you give me a favor, I am the Flying God of the Jinling Bodyguard Agency, Thunder Catchment Hall!"
When Lei Tang spoke, he probably held his chest up high, for fear that Yunshuang wouldn't see it.
"Xiaozhu, have you heard of it?"
"Have not heard!"
Xiaozhu answered honestly.
"I'm very surprised, why they always report their so-called names, for fear that others will not know."
Yun Shuang dislikes such people very much, she feels like a fake drug seller, this young man is just trying to make fun of himself, if he doesn't want to leave if he is not interested, then it will be boring.
Lei Tang's face turned dark, and he returned to normal after a while.
"Miss refuses to leave, so I won't leave today either!"
Lei Tang started playing rogues. In the past, these young ladies were most afraid of him playing rogues, and they always had nothing to do with him.
"You'll be gone, right away!"
Yunshuang saw Ren Xiaoyao and Zhuge Zizhan coming together.Especially this Zhugezi Zhan, as soon as he saw a man harassing Yunshuang, he immediately took a banana from Ren Xiaoyao, squeezed it lightly, and used his family's unique skill of flicking his fingers to flick it behind Lei Tang.
"No, I won't go! I want to follow Miss!"
Lei Tang had an expression on his face that he was convinced of you.
"I guess you dare not take a step back because my friends are coming!"
As soon as Yunshuang finished speaking, Lei Tang immediately turned his head to look, and sure enough, he saw two tall men walking towards him.
"Miss, I didn't insult you. Would your friends still eat me? What's the point of taking one step back? For you, I'll take two steps back!"
With a "stab", Lei Tang stepped on the banana peel and fell backwards.
It's just that Lei Tang's kung fu is really good, he turned around in the air, and turned his body back from the air.
"Small tricks, even a piece of banana peel wants to play with me?"
When Lei Tang's feet were about to hit the ground, several pieces of banana peels appeared on the ground.
"Fuck me!"
With a sound of "噗~", Lei Tang slid out a long way and fell heavily on the ground, two nosebleeds flowed out.
(End of this chapter)
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