The super seminary of a certain mythical beast

Chapter 302 Open the door!Heavenly Law Enforcement Team!
Gumbling.

A large pot was placed on a pile of firewood, and the water in the pot made a scalding sound because of the high temperature.

This is a completely airtight small room, and Bingyi doesn't know how Qilin found it here, but I have to say that this place is very suitable for doing some murder and robbery.

Bing Yi was humming a popular song that he didn't know where he heard it, holding a knife in his left hand and cutting an onion into slices in his right hand and putting it into boiling water.

"Woooooooo~" the Xiaotian dog who was tied up on its back let out a pitiful whine.

Yesterday, it accompanied its master to Huode Xingjun to play Pai Gow all night, and it closed its eyes in a daze.

Unexpectedly, when it opened its eyes, the two demons that once harmed it reappeared in front of it.

"Long time no see, miss me? Roaring Dog?" Qilin said with a smirk.

"Wow~" Xiaotiangou yelled, as if to refute Qilin.

Bing Yi looked at the roaring dog who could only bark and was a little puzzled: "Qilin didn't seem to be like this before, did he? Why can't he just bark and can't talk now?"

Qilin laughed strangely: "You don't know that, do you? This stupid dog went down to earth 100 years ago while Erlang God was chatting with Luohua Fairy."

Having said that, Bingyi understood that it was nothing more than Xiaotiangou who violated the rules of heaven and the principle that immortals should not love each other, and he is still in the penalty period.

"Wow, woof, woof~" Roaring Sky Dog yelled again and successfully attracted Bingyi's attention to it.

Bingyi smiled: "Don't worry, Qilin and I were not proficient in techniques last time, that's why it made you go so painfully. Don't worry today, Qilin and I have read "Fan's Dog Meat Cooking" and the cheats of the chef god. Today is guaranteed to be an unforgettable experience.”

Xiaotiangou wants to cry now, it doesn't want this kind of experience.

About 800 years ago, Xiaotiangou was ravaged by these two demons, and his body was destroyed. In the end, if his master hadn't asked his immortal master Yuding for help, I am afraid that Xiaotiangou would really find someone to sing a cool song up.

Qilin looked at Xiaotiangou's appearance, and thought of the dog meat cooking video he saw with Bingyi just now, and felt that the desire for meat became stronger.

"Okay, come on, help catch it, I'll cut the knife." Bing Yi casually threw the last piece of onion into the pot and slowly walked over with the knife gleaming in his hand.

"Hey, don't be afraid, it's actually just a matter of closing your eyes." Qilin wanted to hold Xiao Tiangou while speaking.

The thing that happened when the gods closed their eyes made Xiaotiangou feel so regretful, why did he go to the mortal world with a ghost in the first place, so that now he can't even call for help.

Just when Bingyi sneered and approached with a knife.

"Open the door! Heavenly Law Enforcement Team!"

Bingyi looked at Qilin suspiciously.

"Hey... this... Actually, when he was kidnapping this silly dog, he was bumped into by... Fairy Rose." Qilin scratched the back of his head in embarrassment.

"I really want to kick you to death, did I tell you to hide and hide?" Bingyi rolled his eyes helplessly.

"Accidentally, this thing just likes me." Qilin explained.

"Forget it, hide this silly dog ​​first, and deal with it later." After Bingyi finished speaking, a blue-white glow surged in his hands, and the mouth and nose of the dog was immediately sealed, and Qilin hurriedly hid the dog beside him. in what appeared to be a moldy cupboard.

"Woooooo~" The poor Xiaotiangou could only let out a useless scream of struggle and was forced into the cabinet by Qilin.
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Snapped--
When the door was opened by Bing Yi, Tota King Li Jing was maintaining a posture that seemed to continue knocking on the door.

"What's the matter?" Frozen Yi asked.

"Hey, isn't this the Bingyi Dragon Ancestor? Really...someone in the Heavenly Court reported that a masked man stole the Xiaotian dog, and we are investigating this matter thoroughly." Li Jing's forehead broke out in cold sweat.

He had heard that the big ice dragon was back, but he always thought it was just a rumor.

"Then you mean that I stole Xiao Tiangou?" Bing Yi pretended to be angry.

"Don't dare, Longzu, please calm down. Why don't you hurry up and give Longzu the Huazi you brought along from the mortal world?" Li Jing yelled at a heavenly soldier standing beside him.

"Yes~" The Tianting soldier took out a pack of cigarettes with a distressed expression.

"Bring it." Li Jing grabbed it and respectfully placed it in front of Bingyi.

"Long Zu, it's not you who smoke cigarettes." Li Jing had a flattering look on his face.

Bingyi nodded with a serious expression and put it away calmly, wondering if he went back to Kunlun Mountain and handed it over to that kid Chiki who loves smoking the most.

"Since you are here, Long Zu, it means that everything is fine. Haha! Little ones, close the team." Li Jing waved his hand and said.

The moment Li Jing turned around, the door was closed with a 'snap'.

"General, why... don't we search it?" A small soldier came over.

"Fuck you! Do you know who that is? I don't dare to offend that person because of his high status. If you want to die, you can go over and let labor and management not stop you!" Li Jing gave his subordinates an angry look.

This year's soldiers are becoming more and more difficult to lead.

Although Li Jing knew that Roaring Sky Dog was probably taken away by this guy again, how dare he care about such a thing?It's better to hand it over to the Jade Emperor and those big bosses.

Bingyi picked up the knife again, and Qilin also lifted Xiaotiangou out.

"Let's see if there is anyone else who can save you this time... Hehehe..." Bingyi leaned forward while speaking.

After a while of dogs howling and screaming, everything returned to calm.

Xiaotiangou's consciousness went through the wall and disappeared again.

"Smell, it's so delicious." Qilin held a bowl and munched on the dog meat.

"We have to do this kind of thing often." Bing Yi said.

"Hehehe, I'll go again when Xiaotiangou recovers." Qilin said.

Bingyi nodded slightly.

"Speaking of which, Bingyi, aren't we being too unscrupulous?" Qilin said again.

"Huh?" Bingyi looked at Qilin suspiciously.

"No matter what, I have to give Qingluan sisters a taste, so that Brother Qinglong blames us and we have a chance to quibble." Qilin smirked.

Bingyi slapped his thigh: "You still have an idea."

After saying that, he took the remaining dog meat and disappeared into a blue-white glow.

After being stunned for a while, Qilin finally shouted: "Hey Bingyi, at least give me another bite of meat."

When He Xi saw the big plate of dog meat overflowing with fragrance in Bing Yi's hands, stars appeared in his eyes.

"Smells good?" Bingyi giggled strangely.

He Xi nodded affirmatively.

"Let me tell you that for this meat, Qilin and I took a huge risk..." Bingyi made up a random story that even he himself told.

"So what are you doing?" He Xi narrowed his eyes.

"Hey, isn't there a movie premiere meeting in the mortal world in a few days, I plan to go see it with Qilin." Bing Yi rubbed his hands excitedly.

"Yes." He Xi nodded.

"Really?" Bingyi's eyes lit up.

"Yeah, that's right, but you have to be accompanied by me and Sister Qingluan." He Xi smiled like a fox.

Bingyi bowed down, not because he didn't work hard, but because his daughter-in-law was too smart.

(End of this chapter)