The super seminary of a certain mythical beast

Chapter 307 Xiezhi: Believe me, I have studied in Lanxiang for five years!
Heavenly Court, the place where the Eight Immortals practice.

The fairy air is lingering, and the surroundings are quiet.

But a burst of '哗啦哗啦' suddenly destroyed the atmosphere!
On a round mahjong table, Tieguai Li casually threw aside the crutches that supported him to walk, picked up a box of Zhonghua that was placed beside Lu Dongbin, and skilfully took out a blue lighter from his trouser pocket. .
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Snapped--
Tieguai Li took a deep breath after clicking on it.

"Haven't you heard that the ice dragon ate the truth of Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva again a few days ago?"

"Have you been fascinated by "The Temptation of Returning to the Village"? That happened yesterday." Lu Dongbin gave him a blank look.

"Don't be so concerned about the details." Tieguai Li looked embarrassed.

"Fifty thousand." Zhang Guolao had already played a card while speaking.

"Wait! Touch!" Li Tieguai showed joy.

After receiving the cards, Tieguai Li continued: "You said those two guys won't do the same thing of hiding my crutch with Fairy Chang'e again, right?"

"Impossible, impossible." Uncle Cao shook his head and denied Tieguai Li's words.

"Why?" Tieguai Li asked suspiciously.

"Because those two are being punished now." Uncle Cao Guo explained.

"Huh, then I'm relieved." Li Tieguai showed a look of rejoicing.

"Hahaha I'm confused~" Zhang Guolao suddenly laughed and showed the cards in front of him.

"Old man, you are lying!" The three immortals glared at each other.

"Don't care if it's a scam or not, anyway, I'm confused, so give me money." Zhang Guolao forcefully argued.

"Here, I'll give it to you." Tieguai Li picked up the crutch beside him and threw a sneaker with a strange smell at Zhang Guolao.

Zhang Guolao didn't have time to dodge and was hit immediately.

"Old Guai, you don't talk about martial arts!" Zhang Guolao shouted angrily.

Taking advantage of Tieguai Li's surprise attack on Zhang Guolao, Lu Dongbin and Cao Guoshu surrounded him.

"Wait a minute!" Zhang Guolao shouted.

The other three immortals were a little puzzled.

"Don't slap me in the face, okay? Otherwise my donkey will laugh at me." Zhang Guolao said.

Then there was a burst of screams and beatings.

At the same time, Bingyi and Qilin are here.

Qinglong frantically pressed the output of the phone in his hand, and from time to time peeked out of the corner of his eye at Bingyi and Qilin who seemed to be trying to escape.

"Bingyi... can you go away?" Qilin asked in a low voice after peeking at Qinglong who seemed to be concentrating.

"Later." Bingyi replied.

"Cough cough cough!" Qinglong coughed and frightened the two of them to sit up straight again immediately.

"Oh, you two brats have caused me trouble again in just a few days." Qinglong said slowly.

"Brother Qinglong, I've been wronged. The reason we both went to eat it is because you mentioned the taste when we ate it before. So in the final analysis, you should be the mastermind of this matter~" Bing Yi argued.

"Bastard, why do you have to be in cahoots with me when I'm going to eat and listen? Wouldn't this old man pick a place far away to do it?" Qinglong glared.

Bingyi and Qilin looked at each other, they realized.

It turned out that Brother Qinglong was not to blame for their eating and listening, but because they were angry because they didn't pick the right place.

"It won't happen next time, don't worry, Brother Qinglong." Fingyi explained with a serious expression.

Qinglong glanced at Bingyi suspiciously, usually a certain ice dragon would never admit his mistake so happily, but suddenly this happened today, there must be some kind of conspiracy.

"Next time Qilin and I will directly catch you and eat." Bingyi said with a smirk.

"Nielong, this old man will kill you brat today..." Qinglong said tremblingly, pointing at Bingyi.

At this moment, the roar of the engine interrupted Qinglong's next words.

Bingyi and Qilin hurriedly took advantage of Qinglong's attention being attracted to stand up, and then ran out in an incomparable tacit understanding.

"You two brats! Stop for the old man." Qinglong chased out angrily.

Bingyi and Qilin were taken aback, and happened to see an old-looking Santana car parked in front of them, and a driver was sitting in the car, wearing a peaked cap so he couldn't see his face clearly.
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Bingyi and Qilin sat up directly: "Hurry up, drive."

The two of them never thought about why there is a car problem in this crappy place.

"Okay, sit tight, both of you," said the driver wearing a peaked cap.

Bingyi and Qilin only felt a burst of acceleration under their bodies, but in just three seconds, the car started up immediately.

"Huh~ I'm saved." Qilin sighed.

Bingyi frowned, as if he was thinking about something.

"Bingyi, what are you thinking? You're fine now." Qilin said excitedly.

But Bing Yi pointed to the driver who was wearing a peaked cap and was concentrating on driving: "I just thought of a question, why did this car appear when we were about to escape."

Qilin's complexion changed drastically.

"Hahaha Uncle Bingyi, Uncle Qilin, long time no see." Suddenly the driver wearing a peaked cap said with a smile.

Bingyi looked at Qilin suspiciously: "What's the situation?"

Qilin looked confused: "If you ask me, I don't know. Sister Qingluan has been pestering me all the time these days, and I haven't been out much at all."

During the conversation between the two, the driver who spoke had already turned his head.

"Xiezhi?"

"It turned out to be you brat."

Bingyi and Qilin said at the same time.

"Hey hey~ I didn't expect to meet you two when I started my business for the first time." Xie Zhi said a little embarrassed.

"Starting a business? What's the situation?" Bingyi asked suspiciously.

"Oh, what else can happen, the two-legged sheep in the mortal world said they want to start a land development, and cut down the trees on the three hills on my side. The little guys who have been protected by me have nothing to eat If I leave, I will be so hungry that I have no strength left. I am forced to do business~" Xie Zhi explained with a sigh.

"You came to Kunlun to look for me." Qilin rolled his eyes at Xiezhi.

"But... father told mother to let me not come here in a hurry, and said that after you find your aunt, I will go over and make a name for you." Xie Zhi's tone was full of innocence.

"It's all messed up." Qilin's head was full of black lines.

Xie Zhi shrugged.

At this time, Bing Yi looked in front of Xie Zhi, his complexion suddenly changed: "Xie Zhi, turn around quickly."

Xiezhi came back to his senses and glanced at Bingyi and Qilin indifferently, then he left the driver's seat with his whole body.

"Don't worry, Uncle Bingyi, Uncle Qilin, I have learned from Lan Xiang in the mortal world for five years, and my skills are absolutely perfect."

"Xiezhi hurried back, the distance to the cliff is getting closer and closer." Qilin reminded.

"Hahaha, don't worry, Uncle Qilin, I have been learning how to drive a hearse in Lanxiang for a long time, and there will never be any problems." Xiezhi responded.

Frozen End:. . .

Kirin:. . .

God, what a hearse, what strange things did that Lan Xiang teach.

Bingyi sighed helplessly and grabbed Qilin in front of him.

Qilin struggled: "Bingyi! Your uncle, what do you want to do?"

"Amitabha, you will go to hell if you don't go to hell." Bing Yi hypocritically chanted a Buddha's name, then twisted his body and kicked Qilin's ass.
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crackling—
Feeling the cold wind blowing around, Qilin feels that the wind is very noisy today.

But then he realized that something was wrong: "Bingyi! Your uncle! You're cheating labor again~"

(End of this chapter)