The super seminary of a certain mythical beast

Chapter 309 Ya Zi: Huh?What wicked thing put this in my pocket?
Kunlun Fairy Mountain, in a fluorescent cave.

"People who play Yasuo are fools!"

"Mid laner, nmsl!"

"15!"

Prisoner Niu looked at the friendly greetings from his teammates and smiled disdainfully, then pressed the CTRL+6 keys on the keyboard in front of him, flashed the dog tag, and then continued to shuttle through the soldier line in a chic and smooth manner.

Although the 0-21-35 numbers displayed in the upper right corner of the record are somewhat eye-catching, it doesn't matter.

"Trash Juggernaut, you know how to play wooly jungler!"

At the moment when the base exploded, Prisoner Niu gently took off his earphones and muttered casually.

"Hahahaha brother, look at your record, I'm dying of laughter." Yazi, who was playing with his mobile phone at the side, heard the voice of the prisoner and came over and laughed when he saw the good record on the computer screen.

"What do you know? I'm giving way to the other side." Prisoner Niu had an expression of 'the other side is full of chickens'.

"Cough, cough, cough~" Before Yazi could answer, a light coughing sound reached the ears of the two brothers.

"Fuck, Uncle Bingyi and Uncle Qilin must be here, hurry up and implement plan A." Prisoner Niu said while skillfully clicking the mouse to close the game interface, and the computer screen immediately displayed "Wang Mazi teaches you How to Make Scissors".

Jai Zi, who originally wanted to light a cigarette, heard the elder brother's words and hurriedly stuffed the lit cigarette in his hand into his trouser pocket.

Bingyi and Qilin each held a bucket of popcorn in their hands, and walked in talking and laughing.

"Yo, you two brats are quite serious, good to keep working hard, when you finish the homework that Teacher Bai Ze left for you, I will allow you to take half a day off." Bing Yi glanced at Prisoner Niu and Ya Zi who were sitting upright, and nodded slightly.

"Yes ~ Uncle Bingyi." Prisoner Niu and Yazi nodded obediently.

"Okay, okay, you hurry up and leave those two brats alone, it's rare for Hexi and Qingluan to go to see some kind of Xiong Yaguo's clothing exhibition today, so we have to relax," Qilin said.

Bingyi nodded in agreement, blue and white rays of light surged in his hands, and the two sofas appeared in front of him and Qilin out of thin air.

"Maverick, let's watch a movie." Qilin said standing behind the prisoner cow.

"But Uncle Qilin... I have to look up the information..." Prisoner Niu secretly glanced at the "Wang Mazi teaches you how to make scissors" on the computer screen, and secretly felt troubled, why didn't he read it carefully before playing the game just now.

Qilin didn't notice what was displayed on the computer at first, so he glanced at Prison Niu suspiciously before turning his attention to the computer.

"Wang Mazi Scissors, the winner of the 51st World Tool Awards...in order to save money for everyone..." Qilin read out the content displayed on the computer aloud, and his expression became more and more strange.

"Prisoner!" Bingyi's angry voice made Prisoner shiver uncontrollably.

He walked up to Bingyi obediently like a rooster who has lost a fight.

"Uncle Bingyi.. Now I can only show my cards. In fact, my real identity is Wang Mazi's disciple. I have already worshiped him as my teacher. I am determined to become a master of scissors like him in the future..." Prisoner Niu explained.

"Speak well, or watch how I deal with you." Bingyi rolled his eyes and scolded.

Just when Prisoner Niu knew that he couldn't hide it and planned to think about something else, Yazi who was on the side jumped up and down with a painful expression on his face.

"What's wrong with you?" Bingyi asked angrily.

"It's hot..." Yazi said while holding up his trousers and making various weird gestures, and even performed a hot-eyed version of Irish tap dancing on the spot.

"Boys don't worry about one or two of them~" Bing Yi mumbled while quickly walking to Jai Zi's side and grabbed him.

The moment he was caught by Bingyi, Yazi immediately felt the burning sensation in his pants disappear.

Yazi squinted his eyes, as if holding a piece of ice in the extremely hot summer.

"Jai Zi, can you explain why there is a cigarette butt in your trouser pocket?" Bing Yi kept smiling and showed a burnt cigarette butt in front of Ya Zi.

"Eh? Which wicked thing put this thing in my trouser pocket? By the way, Lao Jiu, it must be Lao Jiu. When I was looking for him yesterday, I broke him to tease a little girl. He is taking revenge on me." Yazi said while talking. Take a step to leave.

"Brat, where do you want to go? Come back!" Under Bingyi's scolding, Yazi walked back dejectedly.

"You two brats, do you know how much it cost me and Brother Qinglong to invite your teacher Bai Ze? Is this what you two bastards did to us? What's too much is that you didn't call me and your Uncle Qilin..." Bing Yi became more and more angry.

"Eh? Uncle Bingyi, you don't object?" Prisoner Niu looked at Bingyi with shocked eyes.

"What objection do I object to? Now that your Aunt Hexi is not here, she won't be back until tomorrow. I have to play by myself, so how can I have time to take care of you?" Bing Yi rolled his eyes.

"Okay, you two brats are going to play with you, we are here to watch for you." Qilin said while pulling Bingyi.

Prisoner Niu and Yazi looked at each other, and immediately ran out of the cave.

At the same time, Xiong Yaguo's clothing exhibition.

Hexi, who was wearing a sky blue sportswear, glanced at the gloomy sky and sighed slightly.

"Sister Hexi, I really envy you and brother Bingyi's sweetness every day. How is it like me? I haven't gotten a clear reply from that idiot after taking the initiative for so long!" Qingluan, who was wearing a white coat, sighed.

"Sister Qingluan, didn't you notice?" He Xi asked a little speechlessly.

"What did you find?" Qingluan wiped her eyes and asked.

"Ah~" He Xi helped his forehead helplessly.

"Actually, Big Brother Qilin has already acquiesced that you appear in his life. Otherwise, why do you think every time he sees you, he is as scared as that idiot Bing Yi is when he sees me? That kind of fear is not because of how afraid you are, It's a disguised love for you." He Xi explained helplessly.

"Then why did I ask him to accompany me, but he directly refused and said he was not available?" Qingluan continued to ask.

Hexi didn't speak this time, she has been married to Bingyi for so many years, even with her eyes closed she can guess that Bingyi and Qilin must have colluded to do something bad and need to hide it from them.

Qingluan saw that Hexi didn't speak and looked like he was about to cry, Hexi hurriedly said: "Sister Qingluan, let's go back and have a look and you will know what I said is true."

Qingluan thought for a while and nodded slightly when she heard the words, and then she immediately stood up and held Hexi, and disappeared in place as little stars.

In Kunlun Fairy Mountain.

Qilin looked at a restricted movie playing in front of him, his face was flushed, and he was holding a bottle of 'Red Star Erguotou' in his hand.

Beside him, Bingyi hiccupped and the bottle of 'Wuliangye' in his hand fell to the ground with a bang.

"Oh, without them, this life would be so much fun." Qilin said with emotion.

"Really? So happy?" Hexi and Qingluan's voices came leisurely.

Bingyi quickly conjured up a washboard proficiently and knelt down on his own initiative, making Qilin stunned for a while.

"Brother Qilin~ Your bones should be itchy, right? Let me help you relax." Qingluan moved his hands and feet and approached the bewildered Qilin while talking.

"Bing.. Bingyi save me.. What the hell, you still pass tools.. You don't know martial arts..."

Beatings and wailing became the rhythm.

(End of this chapter)