The super seminary of a certain mythical beast

Chapter 323 Did You Lost A Turtle Shell?
In Kunlun Fairy Mountain.

Bingyi looked at Qilin with a strange expression: "I said, where did you bring such a thing upside down?"

Qilin put a tortoise shell that looked old and scratched everywhere on his body and explained: "I just picked it up when I passed by Mount Yangyang."

"But does this have anything to do with you wanting to put this tortoise shell on yourself?" Bing Yi asked suspiciously.

"I'm just trying to see if this thing is as magical as the rumors say." Qilin explained while throwing the turtle shell aside.

"Rumor? Why does it feel so familiar?" Bingyi scratched his head.

"Come and see for yourself." Qilin said as he took out his phone, pressed it lightly, and a commercial accompanied by soothing music appeared in front of Bingyi's eyes.

In the video of the mobile phone advertisement, an old man with a serious face in a white training suit is performing a martial arts.

In front of the old man was a man holding a tortoise shell in his arms.

The narration of the narration was transmitted to Bingyi's ears with such a picture.

"Do you want to get the best protection? Do you want to have the most perfect help when you concentrate on your practice? You deserve to have the cheating spell defense turtle shell. Can we not have 98, not 541999999, just nine Eight yuan! You can’t lose money by buying it for nine yuan, and you can’t be fooled by buying it for nine yuan! We have the authoritative certification of the Tianting Industrial and Commercial Law Enforcement System! What are you waiting for? Call [-] to order~”

Qilin quickly took back the phone.

"I checked carefully, and the raw material of the turtle shell in this advertisement is the one in my hand." Qilin said with a smug expression on his face.

"Are you stupid, are you stupid..." Several blue veins popped out of Bingyi's forehead and he clenched his fist and hit Qilin hard on the head.

Qilin dodged in a hurry.

"Look at the small print on the bottom of the advertisement in your mobile phone, it says that the creative idea of ​​the advertisement should not be imitated." Bingyi yelled.

"Who are you lying to? I think you are looking for money." Qilin retorted.

"What the hell..." Bingyi picked up the Peking duck that was gnawed last night until only half of the duck's butt remained at his feet, and threw it at Qilin.
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Qilin opened his mouth and bit it.

"What can you do to me?" Qilin challenged inarticulately.

At this moment, Bingyi sneered: "Are you sure that's just a simple roast duck?"

Qilin keenly sensed something was wrong, and was about to spit out the roasted duck residue in his mouth, but suddenly felt his stomach turn upside down.

"You...you are so ruthless...the chicken...the chicken is poisonous..."

As soon as the words fell, Qilin immediately turned into a red glow and rushed out. Right now, he has to solve his physical problems.

At the same time, in Fuyang Mountain.

A strange beast with a head like a bird and a tail like a snake crawled out of Xianyi Lake.

He looked around with a human expression on his face: "Eh? Where's my turtle shell?"

He circled around Xianyi Lake ten times, but he couldn't find his turtle shell.

"Don't get your turtle shell stolen." A crow standing quietly on a branch explained to this strange beast with a head like a bird and a tail like a snake.

"Ah?" Yi Beast showed a trace of doubt and then immediately turned pale. His tortoise shell still hides the methamphetamine that he managed to get.

"The thief took your tortoise shell and ran to the west. Maybe you can catch up now." The crow continued.

"Thank you~" The strange beast only had time to say thank you before it turned into a yellow glow and flew towards the clouds.

In Frozen End Cave.

Bingyi carefully looked at this tortoise shell, which was regarded as a treasure by Qilin, knocking here and there and touching it from time to time.

The sudden and extremely discordant voice made Bingyi frowned.

The blue and white rays of light surged in his hand, and then packs of blue pills tightly wrapped in plastic bags appeared in front of his eyes.

"Drugs?" Bingyi leaned closer and sniffed it and murmured.

It is a fact that drugs are prevalent in the mortal world; however, there are also some practitioners in the Three Realms who still flock to these things that have a strong hallucinogenic effect and can paralyze themselves.

Bing Yi carefully took out those packets of drugs, and picked up a plastic bag not far away with "KFC" written in three big characters, and blocked the packets of drugs again.

Looking at the time, it was more than an hour before He Xi came back from his impression.

Bingyi waved his hand and completely dealt with all the messy chickens in the cave, and then it turned into a blue-white glow and disappeared in place.

Heavenly Court, Nantianmen.

Looking at the respectful Li Jing in front of him, Bingyi gave him a casual look, and directly handed him the packed drug.

"The credit is given to you, do you know what to do?" Bingyi asked.

"How can you not know this? Long Zu, don't worry, isn't it near the end of the year, and there will be a 'Three Worlds Good Citizen Award' at that time, and I'm still a judge. I'll help you when the time comes..." Li Jingmei smile.

"I don't care about the process, I only want the result." Bing Yi said lightly and then left.

Li Jing looked at the back of Bing Yi leaving, and smiled like Maitreya Buddha, the bald monk in Xitian who always kept smiling and had a kind face.

"Boss, if you don't investigate this matter..." a soldier beside Li Jing reminded in a low voice.

"Yes, your kid is right. Come on! Drag this kid down to the fumes and hit him. You don't have any discernment to ask what to say." Li Jing gave the order decisively.

After a burst of screams, the soldier who was confused just now immediately "forgot" himself, everyone saw, heard, etc., and other messy things.

When Xuangui headed west all the way to Kunlun Fairy Mountain, his expression suddenly became tense and hesitant.

The notorious duo of the entire Three Realms practiced here.

It is said that as long as you are targeted by those two evil beasts, there is no way to escape except to lament that your spiritual consciousness can be preserved.

Xuangui was about to turn around and leave when he happened to run into Qilin who was carrying a folding stool and was planning to settle accounts with some unscrupulous ice dragon just after diarrhea.

Just when Xuangui and Qilin passed by, Xuangui suddenly felt a wave of magic power belonging to his own turtle shell.

"Stop!" Xuangui yelled at Qilin coldly.

"Huh? You called me?" Perhaps it was because it was in a state of anger, but from the angle of the spinneret, it saw Qilin's vicious and unprovoked face.

"Ah, I just want to ask you... Do you need to buy a copy of "The Great Sun Tathagata's Curse Technique"?" Xuangui hurriedly revealed the peerless book that he bought from a monk in the mortal world a long time ago.

"Crazy~" Qilin was about to leave, when suddenly he had a thought, made some calculations in his hand and stopped immediately.

Then Qilin looked at Xuangui with a very strange look, and Xuangui couldn't help shivering.

"Did you lose a turtle shell?" Qilin asked with narrowed eyes.

"Yeah..." Just as Xuangui's voice fell, he felt his world spinning for a while.

It was Qilin who suddenly hit him on the neck!

A few days later, the Three Realms fell into a new round of shock and discussion because of a piece of news.

Enthusiastic citizens Bingmou and Qimou teamed up to trap the smuggling drug lord Xuangui and won the "Three Realms Good Citizen Award".

　I was called by a friend to do a favor today, and I am a little tired, so I will update a chapter first.Woke up and another chapter~
　　
　
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