The super seminary of a certain mythical beast
Chapter 327 The car door is locked, you can't get off this car today!
Chapter 327 The car door is locked, you can't get off this car today!
The warm sunshine shone on the training ground in Tianting, and the gods in various styles of clothes gathered together, their faces tense.
"Bing Yi, by the way, why did we both come to join in the fun? You don't know my driving skills? I can drive to 180 in the sea with my eyes closed." Yi said.
"Can you shut up? You've been nagging for three hours. Do you think I want to? Isn't Hexi urging me~" Bingyi rolled his eyes.
"What I said was the truth." Qilin responded.
"Uncle Qilin, I think you are nervous?" Baxia said with a smirk.
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thump--
Qilin withdrew his fist: "I think it's been a long time since I taught you a lesson, you brat, and you still dare to mock me."
At this time, Qinglong's serious face suddenly appeared on the electronic screen standing high above.
"Welcome everyone to the 'Lingxiao Training Ground'. Recently, some younger generations don't talk about martial arts and hit the old man with a car and ran away. Therefore, the old man and the Jade Emperor discussed and passed the latest "Three Realms Car Law". Daoist friends who want to engage in the driving industry must pass a professional test, otherwise, once arrested, the punishment will be increased."
Then Xie Zhi's pitiful appearance in prison uniform appeared under Qinglong in an instant.
"Everyone, please don't learn from me. Driving after drinking will cause your relatives to cry."
The screen immediately switched to Qinglong and continued: "Today is the first assessment, I hope all fellow Taoists will be lucky enough to pass the test."
-
crunch--
There was a sound of tires rubbing, and Yang Jian, who was wearing black sunglasses and a short skirt, got out of the stopped car.
"Hello everyone, I am the chief examiner of this exam, Da Lao Yang. Those who are familiar with me should know that I am always known for being ruthless and selfless, so don't try to bribe this examiner." Yang Jian said loudly.
"Old Yang, I accidentally got a piece of ancient Jingtan wood here, look..."
"What are you? Lao Yang, I know that Xiaotiangou hasn't recovered yet, come here, I have a Wannian Goubuli bun that I found from the deep sea, take it to replenish Xiaotiangou's spiritual consciousness?"
Yang Jian's face showed a longing look at first, but immediately coughed a few times.
"This...Of course, the examiner will not refuse appropriate and good things."
Qilin who was standing beside Bingyi looked at Yang Jian's appearance, and curled his lips in disdain.
"How dare you show off in front of me with that spicy car skills, don't stop me later, Bing Yi, and watch how I throw this brat out."
"It's not fun to throw it out, look at my eyes later, let's educate this unlucky child well." Bing Yi showed a smirk.
"Uncle Bingyi, you smile so obscenely~" Ba Xia said.
-
thump--
Baxia hugged his head aggrievedly, the two red bags made him look a little funny.
"It's been a long time since I hit you." Bing Yi gave Ba Xia a vicious look.
Suddenly Yang Jian's voice sounded again, Bing Yi hastily turned his gaze away.
"Okay, it's almost time. I'll announce the start of the exam. Next, I'll call the person whose name is on my side to get on the bus! Cough cough, Nezha."
-
boom boom boom --
Nezha sat in the driver's seat with a nervous expression, his hands shook slightly, and he pressed the wrong light directly.
"Unqualified!" Yang Jian announced directly and loudly.
"What's unqualified? I didn't turn on the light at all, you three-eyed monster tricked me!" Nezha expressed his protest.
"The cars we use for the test are all internationally certified. If you have any objections, go directly to our leader." Yang Jian glanced at Nezha and said.
"Where is your leader?" Nezha asked angrily.
"What? Does anyone want to find the old man?" A dark green glow flashed, and Qinglong suddenly appeared with a kitchen knife in his left hand and a boning knife in his right.
"That's right, who is looking for trouble? Come out quickly." Nezha immediately changed his position and started playing like a thief and shouting "Stop the thief."
"Next, Giant Spirit God!" Yang Jian continued to shout loudly regardless of the situation here.
The giant spirit god flew out of the crowd with a nervous expression.
"Come on, get in the car." Yang Jian opened the door first, sat on the co-pilot's seat, poked his head out and said to the giant spirit god.
"Okay..." Giant Spirit God swallowed and opened the car door.
-
Kaka-
Even though the giant spirit god had tried his best to compress his height, he still crushed the driver's seat.
"Unqualified." Yang Jian directly gave the judgment.
The crowd began to decrease at a speed visible to the naked eye, except for Bingyi, Qilin and Baxia, there were only real Yuding wearing a patched coat and Zhang Guolao with a proud face.
"Zhang Guolao." Yang Jian called Zhang Guolao's name.
Zhang Guolao lightly straightened his clothes, maintained a calm and airy manner, and walked slowly to the parked car.
"Okay, turn on the high beam first." Yang Jian said.
"I don't know what far light is." Zhang Guolao responded.
"Then turn on the low beam," Yang Jian said.
"will not."
"What would you do?" Yang Jian's tone was tinged with anger.
"I know this." Sunlight flowed inside Zhang Guolao's clothes, and a huge piece of flesh exuding a simple aura appeared in his hands.
"I found this by accident when I was traveling in the mortal world a few days ago, in a laboratory specializing in the study of giant squid. I think this thing may be enough to make the new body of the Xiaotian dog." Zhang Guolao He stroked his beard.
"Hurry up! We're still waiting here!" Qilin's voice made Yang Jian, who was about to take the meat, stagger and almost fell down.
After seeing Bingyi and Qilin, Zhang Guolao was so frightened that he hurriedly put it away: "So it's Bingyi Dragon Ancestor and Qilin Da Neng, Xiaodao is rude."
"It's okay, if you want to apologise, just make a few more paper donkeys." Qilin said carelessly.
Zhang Guolao:. . .
When he is a donkey production machine, he will make a few more.
"Ah, I seem to have mispronounced the name. It should be Qilin Da Neng." Yang Jian suddenly changed his words.
Qilin's face turned red when he heard the words.
"You said it earlier."
Qilin flew in front of Zhang Guolao and kicked him on the waist, Zhang Guolao staggered forward and almost fell down.
Before Yang Jian could say anything, Qilin interrupted directly: "I don't have time to chat, get in the car quickly."
Yang Jian was not hypocritical, and immediately sat in the co-pilot's seat, looking more anxious than Qilin.
The corner of Qilin's mouth curled into a smirk, and Ren Yang Jian was as shrewd as a ghost and wanted to surrender in front of Qilin.
Qilin skillfully shifted gears and fired in one go, and before Yang Jian could react, he stepped on the accelerator and stepped on it.
The speed was soaring, and Yang Jian, who was wearing sunglasses, felt as if he had returned to the time when he was hugged by his mother Yao Ji when he was young.
etc!Now is not the time to think about this!
Yang Jian quickly chased away the random thoughts in his mind and was about to speak to Qilin, when Qilin gave full power again.
The wind was so fast that Yang Jian's sunglasses flew to nowhere. He tightly hugged the handlebar on the co-pilot's seat, and at the same time, his body was surging with rays of light, planning to jump out of the car quickly.
-
click-
A sound of locking made Yang Jian despair.
"The door has been locked, you can't get off this train today."
One chapter will be updated first, and there will be another chapter to continue after waking up.
(End of this chapter)
The warm sunshine shone on the training ground in Tianting, and the gods in various styles of clothes gathered together, their faces tense.
"Bing Yi, by the way, why did we both come to join in the fun? You don't know my driving skills? I can drive to 180 in the sea with my eyes closed." Yi said.
"Can you shut up? You've been nagging for three hours. Do you think I want to? Isn't Hexi urging me~" Bingyi rolled his eyes.
"What I said was the truth." Qilin responded.
"Uncle Qilin, I think you are nervous?" Baxia said with a smirk.
-
thump--
Qilin withdrew his fist: "I think it's been a long time since I taught you a lesson, you brat, and you still dare to mock me."
At this time, Qinglong's serious face suddenly appeared on the electronic screen standing high above.
"Welcome everyone to the 'Lingxiao Training Ground'. Recently, some younger generations don't talk about martial arts and hit the old man with a car and ran away. Therefore, the old man and the Jade Emperor discussed and passed the latest "Three Realms Car Law". Daoist friends who want to engage in the driving industry must pass a professional test, otherwise, once arrested, the punishment will be increased."
Then Xie Zhi's pitiful appearance in prison uniform appeared under Qinglong in an instant.
"Everyone, please don't learn from me. Driving after drinking will cause your relatives to cry."
The screen immediately switched to Qinglong and continued: "Today is the first assessment, I hope all fellow Taoists will be lucky enough to pass the test."
-
crunch--
There was a sound of tires rubbing, and Yang Jian, who was wearing black sunglasses and a short skirt, got out of the stopped car.
"Hello everyone, I am the chief examiner of this exam, Da Lao Yang. Those who are familiar with me should know that I am always known for being ruthless and selfless, so don't try to bribe this examiner." Yang Jian said loudly.
"Old Yang, I accidentally got a piece of ancient Jingtan wood here, look..."
"What are you? Lao Yang, I know that Xiaotiangou hasn't recovered yet, come here, I have a Wannian Goubuli bun that I found from the deep sea, take it to replenish Xiaotiangou's spiritual consciousness?"
Yang Jian's face showed a longing look at first, but immediately coughed a few times.
"This...Of course, the examiner will not refuse appropriate and good things."
Qilin who was standing beside Bingyi looked at Yang Jian's appearance, and curled his lips in disdain.
"How dare you show off in front of me with that spicy car skills, don't stop me later, Bing Yi, and watch how I throw this brat out."
"It's not fun to throw it out, look at my eyes later, let's educate this unlucky child well." Bing Yi showed a smirk.
"Uncle Bingyi, you smile so obscenely~" Ba Xia said.
-
thump--
Baxia hugged his head aggrievedly, the two red bags made him look a little funny.
"It's been a long time since I hit you." Bing Yi gave Ba Xia a vicious look.
Suddenly Yang Jian's voice sounded again, Bing Yi hastily turned his gaze away.
"Okay, it's almost time. I'll announce the start of the exam. Next, I'll call the person whose name is on my side to get on the bus! Cough cough, Nezha."
-
boom boom boom --
Nezha sat in the driver's seat with a nervous expression, his hands shook slightly, and he pressed the wrong light directly.
"Unqualified!" Yang Jian announced directly and loudly.
"What's unqualified? I didn't turn on the light at all, you three-eyed monster tricked me!" Nezha expressed his protest.
"The cars we use for the test are all internationally certified. If you have any objections, go directly to our leader." Yang Jian glanced at Nezha and said.
"Where is your leader?" Nezha asked angrily.
"What? Does anyone want to find the old man?" A dark green glow flashed, and Qinglong suddenly appeared with a kitchen knife in his left hand and a boning knife in his right.
"That's right, who is looking for trouble? Come out quickly." Nezha immediately changed his position and started playing like a thief and shouting "Stop the thief."
"Next, Giant Spirit God!" Yang Jian continued to shout loudly regardless of the situation here.
The giant spirit god flew out of the crowd with a nervous expression.
"Come on, get in the car." Yang Jian opened the door first, sat on the co-pilot's seat, poked his head out and said to the giant spirit god.
"Okay..." Giant Spirit God swallowed and opened the car door.
-
Kaka-
Even though the giant spirit god had tried his best to compress his height, he still crushed the driver's seat.
"Unqualified." Yang Jian directly gave the judgment.
The crowd began to decrease at a speed visible to the naked eye, except for Bingyi, Qilin and Baxia, there were only real Yuding wearing a patched coat and Zhang Guolao with a proud face.
"Zhang Guolao." Yang Jian called Zhang Guolao's name.
Zhang Guolao lightly straightened his clothes, maintained a calm and airy manner, and walked slowly to the parked car.
"Okay, turn on the high beam first." Yang Jian said.
"I don't know what far light is." Zhang Guolao responded.
"Then turn on the low beam," Yang Jian said.
"will not."
"What would you do?" Yang Jian's tone was tinged with anger.
"I know this." Sunlight flowed inside Zhang Guolao's clothes, and a huge piece of flesh exuding a simple aura appeared in his hands.
"I found this by accident when I was traveling in the mortal world a few days ago, in a laboratory specializing in the study of giant squid. I think this thing may be enough to make the new body of the Xiaotian dog." Zhang Guolao He stroked his beard.
"Hurry up! We're still waiting here!" Qilin's voice made Yang Jian, who was about to take the meat, stagger and almost fell down.
After seeing Bingyi and Qilin, Zhang Guolao was so frightened that he hurriedly put it away: "So it's Bingyi Dragon Ancestor and Qilin Da Neng, Xiaodao is rude."
"It's okay, if you want to apologise, just make a few more paper donkeys." Qilin said carelessly.
Zhang Guolao:. . .
When he is a donkey production machine, he will make a few more.
"Ah, I seem to have mispronounced the name. It should be Qilin Da Neng." Yang Jian suddenly changed his words.
Qilin's face turned red when he heard the words.
"You said it earlier."
Qilin flew in front of Zhang Guolao and kicked him on the waist, Zhang Guolao staggered forward and almost fell down.
Before Yang Jian could say anything, Qilin interrupted directly: "I don't have time to chat, get in the car quickly."
Yang Jian was not hypocritical, and immediately sat in the co-pilot's seat, looking more anxious than Qilin.
The corner of Qilin's mouth curled into a smirk, and Ren Yang Jian was as shrewd as a ghost and wanted to surrender in front of Qilin.
Qilin skillfully shifted gears and fired in one go, and before Yang Jian could react, he stepped on the accelerator and stepped on it.
The speed was soaring, and Yang Jian, who was wearing sunglasses, felt as if he had returned to the time when he was hugged by his mother Yao Ji when he was young.
etc!Now is not the time to think about this!
Yang Jian quickly chased away the random thoughts in his mind and was about to speak to Qilin, when Qilin gave full power again.
The wind was so fast that Yang Jian's sunglasses flew to nowhere. He tightly hugged the handlebar on the co-pilot's seat, and at the same time, his body was surging with rays of light, planning to jump out of the car quickly.
-
click-
A sound of locking made Yang Jian despair.
"The door has been locked, you can't get off this train today."
One chapter will be updated first, and there will be another chapter to continue after waking up.
(End of this chapter)
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