The super seminary of a certain mythical beast
Chapter 330 Huskies actually have hand cancer and foot cancer?
Chapter 330 Huskies actually have hand cancer and foot cancer?
Heavenly Court, the office location where the Heavenly Court Law Enforcement Team is located.
Li Jing wore sunglasses, looked left and right, and found no one before entering the bathroom.
"Is anyone there? Uncle Li Jing is going in~"
Li Jing changed his voice and knocked on every cubicle, and after confirming that there was no one there, he took off the wig he wore on his head with peace of mind, revealing his shiny forehead with not much hair left.
"Spicy Chicken Overlord Shampoo, doesn't it say it can grow hair? Why does it still cause hair loss!" Li Jing looked at his own appearance in the mirror again and again and suddenly went crazy.
Suddenly, the mobile phone hanging on Li Jing's waist rang.
Li Jing forcibly suppressed the dissatisfaction in his heart and picked up the phone: "Hello? Who is it?"
Suddenly there was a deep voice from the phone: "Yang Jian is 1.2 meters."
Li Jing paused for a moment and immediately revealed a solemn expression: "The Jade Emperor loves Chang'e."
The person on the phone seemed to breathe a sigh of relief: "Captain, the Golden Retriever and the Husky seem to be making some big moves recently."
"Big move? Didn't they just rob a bank in the mortal world not long ago? Why are they making another move so soon?" Li Jing frowned slightly.
"It seems that the last time when the husky was robbing a bank, he became lustful because he saw a very beautiful female employee, so he almost got caught when he asked the golden retriever to pick up the money." The person on the phone explained.
"It's normal. According to the analysis of the internal staff of our law enforcement team, husky spirits, who are cultivated from dogs, will more or less retain some biological instincts. Okay, let's not talk about these messes. Do you know the detailed time and place? ?” Li Jing asked.
"I figured it out, this time their target is the 'Bingqi Bank' located in TH City, the mortal world, and the specific action time is about three days later." The person on the phone spoke extremely fast.
"Bingqi? Why does hiss sound familiar?" Li Jing frowned and muttered.
"Let's not talk about the captain, the husky seems to be sleepwalking again, I have to go back quickly." The person on the phone immediately hung up the communication after finishing speaking.
Li Jing frowned and put the phone back into his trouser pocket, and walked out of the bathroom quickly. He had to plan his next move carefully.
three days later.
In the northernmost part of TH City, there is a splendid gold-lettered signboard with four large characters of 'Bingqi Bank' written on it.
"I said, is this trick of yours reliable?" Bingyi was wearing a staff uniform and looked at Qilin speechlessly.
"Bingyi! You are questioning my personality, do you know? What is reliability? Just kidding! Who am I? I am a well-known financial scientist in the Three Realms. If I say that the stock will fall, it will definitely Falling, I want to say that investing in something that is invested must make money." Qilin patted his chest.
"Hehe, can you explain why five hours have passed and no one has been seen except this husky in front of me?" Bing Yi pointed at the husky who was facing him and Qilin with a smirk.
"Who said there was only one husky? If you look carefully, isn't there a golden-haired mouse not far away? Why is it missing?" Qilin rubbed his eyes.
Bingyi rolled his eyes and didn't pay any attention to Qilin.
This guy proposed to open a bank three days ago, but no one has saved money since it opened, let alone a ghost.
-
clap clap--
Suddenly the door was knocked, and Qilin immediately recovered.
"See if someone is coming here." Qilin said as he opened the door.
A man wearing a scarf and a black tights walked in.
"Hey, welcome, what business do you need to handle?" Qilin asked with a smile.
"I need to save my things." The man said coldly.
"Excuse me, what do you want to save?" Qilin asked.
The man quickly took out a black pistol, pointed it at Qilin and said, "Your life!"
As if to respond to the man, the husky who had been squatting obediently on the spot suddenly had a strange black and white glow, and his body changed for a while, and soon he turned into a stubble-faced man.
"Hey, hey, didn't you think so? I'm not those stupid fellows. I'm the owner of the Doctor Dog certificate known as 'the smartest doctor in the husky world'." The husky said to the unicorn with a grin.
Bingyi sighed: "Your uncle, there is no time for you to be reliable."
Before Qilin could say anything, a short man with a mouse beard on the corner of his mouth rushed out of nowhere with a gun.
"Be obedient and don't move! Now hand over all your money as quickly as possible." The Golden Retriever pointed Black Hole's gun at Bingyi and threatened.
Bingyi shrugged speechlessly: "This bank has only been open for less than three days, and not even a living person has entered it. You are the first wave of customers."
The Golden Retriever was a little surprised when he heard the words, and set his sights on the Husky.
"I said Lao Ha, didn't you tell me that this bank has nearly 5000 million? What's the situation now?"
The husky spirit dodged his eyes: "Cough, yes, I did a reconnaissance, and this bank does have close to 5000 million ghost coins."
Golden Retriever:. . .
"Are you stupid? How did I teach you? The underworld coins are spent by those people in the underworld. We don't need them, you idiot." After a while of silence, the golden mouse scolded the husky spirit.
"Is there any difference?" The husky spirit found a piece of Ming coins with 200000 numbers written on it, and asked inarticulately while holding it in his mouth.
Just as the Golden Retriever was about to say something more, the door of the bank was violently broken open.
Li Jing showed up at the door with a group of members of the Heavenly Court Law Enforcement Team.
"Don't move, all raise your hands... Eh? Bingyi Dragon Ancestor... and Qilin, why are you here?" Li Jing was about to pretend to be aggressive when he happened to see Bingyi and Qilin from the corner of his eye. Don't be too depressed.
-
Snapped--
The golden mouse stared in horror at the seemingly harmless Bingyi in front of him.
"Ice...the one in the legend..."
Bingyi sighed and patted the Golden Retriever on the shoulder, sighing lightly.
From today onwards, if he believes in even half a word of Qilin, he will find a piece of tofu and beat him to death.
The Golden Retriever glanced at the husky who was partnering with him in dismay, and tears of regret flowed from his eyes.
What a fairy teammate?
His previous teammate named Doraemon was a stark contrast to this scumbag in front of him. Unfortunately, that guy said that the crime was immoral, so he washed his hands and went to the next-door island country.
"Please, catch me." The golden-haired rat knelt in front of Li Jing, crying with snot and tears.
"Old Jin, what's wrong with you? Why are you begging them?" Husky said dissatisfied.
Li Jing looked at the golden-haired mouse with pity, and then the light flashed in his hand, and a piece of paper with a disease confirmation letter appeared in front of the golden-haired mouse.
I saw it said: After the identification of this hospital, the husky is suspected of suffering from dementia, ADHD, foot cancer and hand cancer. (Note: Foot cancer and hand cancer are highly contagious, please stay away from patients.)
The Golden Retriever sat on the ground blankly.
so. .The guy he's teamed up with for so long is actually a virus carrier?
(End of this chapter)
Heavenly Court, the office location where the Heavenly Court Law Enforcement Team is located.
Li Jing wore sunglasses, looked left and right, and found no one before entering the bathroom.
"Is anyone there? Uncle Li Jing is going in~"
Li Jing changed his voice and knocked on every cubicle, and after confirming that there was no one there, he took off the wig he wore on his head with peace of mind, revealing his shiny forehead with not much hair left.
"Spicy Chicken Overlord Shampoo, doesn't it say it can grow hair? Why does it still cause hair loss!" Li Jing looked at his own appearance in the mirror again and again and suddenly went crazy.
Suddenly, the mobile phone hanging on Li Jing's waist rang.
Li Jing forcibly suppressed the dissatisfaction in his heart and picked up the phone: "Hello? Who is it?"
Suddenly there was a deep voice from the phone: "Yang Jian is 1.2 meters."
Li Jing paused for a moment and immediately revealed a solemn expression: "The Jade Emperor loves Chang'e."
The person on the phone seemed to breathe a sigh of relief: "Captain, the Golden Retriever and the Husky seem to be making some big moves recently."
"Big move? Didn't they just rob a bank in the mortal world not long ago? Why are they making another move so soon?" Li Jing frowned slightly.
"It seems that the last time when the husky was robbing a bank, he became lustful because he saw a very beautiful female employee, so he almost got caught when he asked the golden retriever to pick up the money." The person on the phone explained.
"It's normal. According to the analysis of the internal staff of our law enforcement team, husky spirits, who are cultivated from dogs, will more or less retain some biological instincts. Okay, let's not talk about these messes. Do you know the detailed time and place? ?” Li Jing asked.
"I figured it out, this time their target is the 'Bingqi Bank' located in TH City, the mortal world, and the specific action time is about three days later." The person on the phone spoke extremely fast.
"Bingqi? Why does hiss sound familiar?" Li Jing frowned and muttered.
"Let's not talk about the captain, the husky seems to be sleepwalking again, I have to go back quickly." The person on the phone immediately hung up the communication after finishing speaking.
Li Jing frowned and put the phone back into his trouser pocket, and walked out of the bathroom quickly. He had to plan his next move carefully.
three days later.
In the northernmost part of TH City, there is a splendid gold-lettered signboard with four large characters of 'Bingqi Bank' written on it.
"I said, is this trick of yours reliable?" Bingyi was wearing a staff uniform and looked at Qilin speechlessly.
"Bingyi! You are questioning my personality, do you know? What is reliability? Just kidding! Who am I? I am a well-known financial scientist in the Three Realms. If I say that the stock will fall, it will definitely Falling, I want to say that investing in something that is invested must make money." Qilin patted his chest.
"Hehe, can you explain why five hours have passed and no one has been seen except this husky in front of me?" Bing Yi pointed at the husky who was facing him and Qilin with a smirk.
"Who said there was only one husky? If you look carefully, isn't there a golden-haired mouse not far away? Why is it missing?" Qilin rubbed his eyes.
Bingyi rolled his eyes and didn't pay any attention to Qilin.
This guy proposed to open a bank three days ago, but no one has saved money since it opened, let alone a ghost.
-
clap clap--
Suddenly the door was knocked, and Qilin immediately recovered.
"See if someone is coming here." Qilin said as he opened the door.
A man wearing a scarf and a black tights walked in.
"Hey, welcome, what business do you need to handle?" Qilin asked with a smile.
"I need to save my things." The man said coldly.
"Excuse me, what do you want to save?" Qilin asked.
The man quickly took out a black pistol, pointed it at Qilin and said, "Your life!"
As if to respond to the man, the husky who had been squatting obediently on the spot suddenly had a strange black and white glow, and his body changed for a while, and soon he turned into a stubble-faced man.
"Hey, hey, didn't you think so? I'm not those stupid fellows. I'm the owner of the Doctor Dog certificate known as 'the smartest doctor in the husky world'." The husky said to the unicorn with a grin.
Bingyi sighed: "Your uncle, there is no time for you to be reliable."
Before Qilin could say anything, a short man with a mouse beard on the corner of his mouth rushed out of nowhere with a gun.
"Be obedient and don't move! Now hand over all your money as quickly as possible." The Golden Retriever pointed Black Hole's gun at Bingyi and threatened.
Bingyi shrugged speechlessly: "This bank has only been open for less than three days, and not even a living person has entered it. You are the first wave of customers."
The Golden Retriever was a little surprised when he heard the words, and set his sights on the Husky.
"I said Lao Ha, didn't you tell me that this bank has nearly 5000 million? What's the situation now?"
The husky spirit dodged his eyes: "Cough, yes, I did a reconnaissance, and this bank does have close to 5000 million ghost coins."
Golden Retriever:. . .
"Are you stupid? How did I teach you? The underworld coins are spent by those people in the underworld. We don't need them, you idiot." After a while of silence, the golden mouse scolded the husky spirit.
"Is there any difference?" The husky spirit found a piece of Ming coins with 200000 numbers written on it, and asked inarticulately while holding it in his mouth.
Just as the Golden Retriever was about to say something more, the door of the bank was violently broken open.
Li Jing showed up at the door with a group of members of the Heavenly Court Law Enforcement Team.
"Don't move, all raise your hands... Eh? Bingyi Dragon Ancestor... and Qilin, why are you here?" Li Jing was about to pretend to be aggressive when he happened to see Bingyi and Qilin from the corner of his eye. Don't be too depressed.
-
Snapped--
The golden mouse stared in horror at the seemingly harmless Bingyi in front of him.
"Ice...the one in the legend..."
Bingyi sighed and patted the Golden Retriever on the shoulder, sighing lightly.
From today onwards, if he believes in even half a word of Qilin, he will find a piece of tofu and beat him to death.
The Golden Retriever glanced at the husky who was partnering with him in dismay, and tears of regret flowed from his eyes.
What a fairy teammate?
His previous teammate named Doraemon was a stark contrast to this scumbag in front of him. Unfortunately, that guy said that the crime was immoral, so he washed his hands and went to the next-door island country.
"Please, catch me." The golden-haired rat knelt in front of Li Jing, crying with snot and tears.
"Old Jin, what's wrong with you? Why are you begging them?" Husky said dissatisfied.
Li Jing looked at the golden-haired mouse with pity, and then the light flashed in his hand, and a piece of paper with a disease confirmation letter appeared in front of the golden-haired mouse.
I saw it said: After the identification of this hospital, the husky is suspected of suffering from dementia, ADHD, foot cancer and hand cancer. (Note: Foot cancer and hand cancer are highly contagious, please stay away from patients.)
The Golden Retriever sat on the ground blankly.
so. .The guy he's teamed up with for so long is actually a virus carrier?
(End of this chapter)
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