The super seminary of a certain mythical beast

Chapter 341 I, Qi Xiaolin, vouch for my personality, this is really a serious live broadcast room!

Kunlun Fairy Mountain is at the mouth of Death Valley, which is regarded as a dangerous place in the mortal world.

"Hi everyone, we meet again! I'm your old friend Qi Xiaolin. It's time for our weekly live broadcast of survival in the wild..." Qi Lin was wearing a coquettish red coat and a pair of cartoon glasses. Hold the selfie stick tightly.

Bingyi, who was wearing a plaid short-sleeve beside Qilin, forced an ugly smile to the water friends who were watching the live broadcast when Qilin turned the selfie stick around.

"Be happy, Bingyi, look at your current appearance, how do you look like a professional live broadcaster?" Qilin said to Bingyi.

"I didn't even intend to do any live broadcasting, it's all up to you, okay?" Bingyi rolled his eyes.

During this period of time, Hexi was obsessed with a TV series called "My Husband Is a Sand Sculpture", and he took him to watch it together every day.

This morning I managed to get through it, but just as I lay down, I was tricked by this [-]-year-old kid in front of me.

"Well, isn't it faster to get money~" Qilin explained awkwardly.

"Then why don't you go to Ba Xia and the others? Those boys like this the most." Bing Yi said.

"Looking for them? What are you broadcasting with them? Where did mom go? Mom came back with the child of Lao Liu next door? Is it the years when the prisoner brothers were flirtatious?" Qilin recalled the goosebumps on the live broadcast of a certain nine little guys. The pimple couldn't help but fall down.

Under the leadership of the boss Prisoner Niu, a certain nine little guys will broadcast live every two weeks.

In terms of style, there are simple style, abstract style, realistic style and so on.

But that's what the nine little guys claimed.

The actual situation is that every time these little guys live broadcast content, they will always be forced to go offline due to suspected violations.

But exactly what violations were caused until now we still don't know.

"If it's really not possible, you can directly turn into the main body and broadcast yourself taking a bath, isn't that a good idea?" Bingyi asked.

"Bah, am I, Qilin, the kind of person who sells himself out for a few pennies? Bingyi! Don't use your filthy brain to tarnish your noble sentiments." Qilin retorted directly.

Before Bingyi could speak, Qilin once again set his sights on the phone with the selfie stick.

In Qilin's selfie stick phone, countless bullet screens slid past quickly, making people dazzled.

"Hahahaha Bingyi, take a look at this ID called 'Master, I will take you to have my hair done'." Qilin said with a smile.

"I said, are you stupid? Doesn't it take much effort to hold the selfie stick by yourself? Doesn't it smell good as a clone?" Bingyi said as he came to Qilin.

Master, I will take you to get your hair done: I bet [-] boxes of hot sticks that the anchor will encounter a monster that eats people later.

Before Bing Yi could carefully ponder the meaning of the barrage words, a rocket immediately took off into the air with its trailing flames.

"The old man named West Failure to reward 'Qi Xiaolin and his idiot friend' with a rocket."

The old man is named West Failure: No, no, I think the anchor may meet Ruhua who is eight feet tall and has an eight-foot waist.

Me and the upstairs pick up soap: What is the flowery thing upstairs?

The barrage was still going on, Qilin and Bingyi watched for a long while, until the water friends in the live broadcast room began to urge Qilin to start the live broadcast, and then they turned their eyes away.

"Okay, then let's officially start the live broadcast. From now on, I will take everyone with my assistant Binger Lengzi to reveal the mystery of this area." After Qilin finished speaking, he took the lead and stepped into the land in the valley.

Scattered around were some corpses, both animal and human.

Qilin walked cautiously, and Bingyi behind him still helped clear the roadblocks blocking the way from time to time.

To Bingyi and Qilin, the land under their feet is like their own back garden. The reason why children in the mortal world regard this place as a forbidden place is largely due to the fact that there are some protective circles arranged here all the year round.

"Okay, now my assistant Binger and I have come to the center of the valley. It is said that whenever a creature passes by here, there will be some unexpected events. I am suddenly very nervous, but I am very curious about what will appear soon." Qilin kept talking.

Suddenly a strange strong wind blew up. In order not to let the mortal children who were watching the live broadcast find anything strange, the two beasts did not disperse immediately at all, but covered their mouths and noses with clothes and other objects like ordinary people .
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Snapped--
A pair of briefs fell directly on the selfie stick in Qilin's hand.

The water friends watching the live broadcast on the other side of the phone suddenly exploded.

The old man called the failure of the West: but I am uneducated, and I can say it all over the world.Anchor, you didn't enter some bad place, did you?
Me and the upstairs pick up soap: Before the anchor, I always thought that your live broadcast room was green, but I didn’t expect it.

Through Your Kidneys My Stomach: Just Come In, What Are The Big Brothers Discussing?so intense?
"I have been imprisoned in a mental illness rehabilitation center because I am too handsome, and rewarded the anchor with 500 yuan of bricks."

I have been locked up in a mental illness rehabilitation center because I am too handsome: Anchor!I didn't expect you to be like this!Hey, my way is not alone!
The dense barrage began to bombard again, and Qilin took a moment to take a look.

"Cough cough cough...Everyone, I, Qi Xiaolin, use my personality to guarantee that this is really a very serious live broadcast room." Qi Lin explained intermittently.

Bingyi was about to speak, when his sight was suddenly blocked by something.
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Zizizi--
A doll with a rather realistic image that was still leaking fell into his hands.

Kirin:. . .

Where the hell did this come from?It's not over yet.

Another gust of wind and sand wrapped in some messy things temporarily obscured Qilin's sight. Just when he couldn't bear it anymore and wanted to cast a spell to disperse this strange wind that didn't know where it came from, he suddenly felt that the wind seemed to stop?
Qilin opened his eyes again.

As a result, he saw the blue and white rays of light surging in Bing Yi's hands, fighting a thin, sharp-mouthed monkey with no lower body at all.

"Sex devil? When did such a guy sneak in here?" Qilin was a little stunned.

Sex devil, no one knows what this thing is.

It is said that he is a demon, but there is a trace of popularity in it; it is said that he is a ghost, but there is a trace of demon in him.

The most reliable theory at present is that this non-monster, non-human being was born from the desires of mortals who have three things: greed, hatred and ignorance.

Suddenly Qilin reacted, and hastily pointed the phone on the selfie stick at Bingyi and the sex demon.

"Everyone, please look, the thing you are most looking forward to has appeared."

The barrage began to grow at a speed visible to the naked eye, and the entire live broadcast room exploded.

Through your kidneys and my stomach: Go and invite Fa Hai!

I have been imprisoned in a mental illness rehabilitation center because I am too handsome: Brave monster, I can tell you are not human at a glance.

On this side, Qilin happily looked at the barrage, while on the other side, Bingyi had already completely wiped out that pervert.

Looking at the already somewhat dirty clothes on his body and then at Qilin who was still immersed in the live barrage, Bing Yi wrapped the doll that was still leaking air around Qilin's neck.

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