The super seminary of a certain mythical beast

Chapter 344 Shocked!A well-known eminent monk secretly used women's shampoo in women's clothing?

When Tang Seng woke up again, he found a certain ice dragon and a certain unicorn looking at him with a grim smile.

"Don't be nervous~ we don't have any malicious intentions." Bingyi said.

"Of course, we are not good people." Qilin added.

Tang Seng sighed: "Alas, in the past, there was a Buddha who cut meat and fed it to eagles. Today, I, Tang Xuanzang, prove the Tao with my own body. Amitabha Buddha is so good."

Frozen End:. . .

Kirin:. . .

Does this child have some strange disease?It's just a commercial, how did you complete all the parts of cutting meat and feeding eagles?

Ah, but when it comes to cutting meat and feeding eagles, it's actually a bit secretive.

It wasn't long before Western Buddhism emerged.

That year, Bing Yi, who was only less than [-] million years old, teamed up with Qilin once, and happened to see that guy Tathagata yelling at an eagle on a tree.

The cause seems to be that the eagle stole his supper.

In the end, the ghost knows why it turned into a completely different version of cutting meat and feeding eagles.

"Zhantan Gongde Buddha misunderstood, we just asked you to help shoot an advertisement." Qilin said.

"Advertisement?" Tang Seng's eyes widened.

"Yes, this is it." Bingyi threw a thick booklet in front of Tang Seng.

After a few minutes.

Tang Seng looked at Bingyi and Qilin this time with eyes full of resentment.

Ruthless, too ruthless.

He is a monk!These two powerful people actually asked him to shoot some strange commercials that use shampoo to grow hair.

Most importantly, he had to cry for a while in it.

If this filming is successful and spread to the entire Three Realms, will I still want to use my cold personality?
"How is it? How did you think about it?" Bing Yi asked with narrowed eyes.
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Next to it, Qilin found a whetstone from nowhere and was constantly sharpening it with a boning knife.

Tang Seng looked at the boning knife out of the corner of his eye and swallowed with difficulty: "Answer... Agreed."
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The boning knife in Qilin's hand immediately turned into a miniature video camera under the cover of a burst of sunlight.

"Come on, let's change clothes." Qilin said to Tang Seng.

After taking off his cassock, Tang Seng put on a long Scottish skirt and appeared in front of Bingyi and Qilin, but his walk was a bit awkward.

"Long Zu, Qilin Da Neng, why should I wear high heels?" Tang Seng asked tentatively.

"Aren't you too short?" Bing Yi looked at Tang Seng with contempt.

Tang Seng wanted to hit someone.

But thinking about the identities of these two, he finally suppressed this idea.

"Okay, get ready, action." Qilin leaned his head in front of the camera and said.

Then Tang Seng took very awkward steps and forced a smile to look at the camera: "Are you still worried about kidney deficiency and headaches? Are you still worried about your cultivation base not being able to improve? "Rub a rub" brand shampoo Lu shock is on the market. The shampoo uses the latest Kunlun Xianshan dilution method to mix active ingredients such as lime, white powder, coffee, and rat poison. It can quickly help you experience the feeling of soaring! What are you waiting for? Contact us to order. "

After finishing speaking, he even winked at the camera.

A photographer surnamed Qi almost threw the equipment out!

"Not bad, not bad, I can't see it, Zhantan Gongde Buddha, your acting skills are pretty good." Qilin praised.

Tang Seng smiled and asked: "This is also the end of the filming, should you two let me go? My leather shoes are still boiling on the pot over there, and they should be burnt in a while."

"Hey, don't worry, come here, come here and get another one." Qilin said with a smile.

So Tang Seng returned to the camera again and forced a smile.

"This time you want to use the most expressive expression to show the pride of being a woman, and do you know the pride of being a woman?" A certain photographer surnamed Qi once again became a director and began to guide online.

Tang Seng nodded half-understood.

Bingyi next to him cooperated to turn on a spotlight that was stolen from Qinglong brother.

What?Why is there a spotlight at Qinglong?

Emmm, we all know that except for the ice dragon, among the dragon clan, none of the other dragons are not attractive.

"Rejoice brand shampoo, made of pure natural pollution-free materials. Just one drop can easily cure hair loss! This is what I looked like three years ago." When Tang Seng said, his voice suddenly became a little whiny.

"After using this shampoo for three years, I finally found the meaning of existence. Everyone in the world said that I like to use Rejoice to wash my hair. This sentence is true. Now I feel cute~" Tang Seng Yue said in a voice The more whiny.

Bingyi and Qilin had goose bumps all over their bodies.

"Stop, stop, you can go." Bing Yi rubbed his temples and forced himself to forget the scene with hot eyes.

Tang Seng didn't dare to delay when he heard the words, and immediately turned into a Buddha's light and disappeared.

Three hours later, the night in Kunlun Immortal Mountain was as dark as ink, in the Bingyi Cave.

Bing Yi was holding the computer with a serious face, and was constantly adding soundtrack and subtitles to the semi-finished film. He Xi, who was wearing a nightgown with bare legs, was rocking back and forth with a smile beside him.

"Hahahaha I laughed so hard~ How could you and Qilin think of such a bad move?" Hexi's beautiful eyes were full of smiles.

"Now you realize how powerful your husband and I are?" Bing Yi raised his eyebrows and at the same time moved his fingers slightly, adding the words 'this film was jointly filmed by Zhantan Gongde Buddha and Bingqi Shampoo Factory' at the end of the semi-finished product.

"Who knows if you teased other girls like this before you met me? You know, as long as you say a word, all the female fairies in the three realms will be upside down." He Xi pouted and said in a somewhat ambiguous tone.

"Hey~ that's enough, why do you like Pi so much every day?" Bing Yi changed into a comfortable position and hugged He Xi.

"It depends on who it is for..." He Xi said.

After Bing Yi finished cutting, he entered the video adding page on the mobile terminal of China Unicom Three Realms made by Tianting computer expert Plague God, and entered a small text description.

After doing all this, Bing Yi looked at his wife.

Hexi's long eyelashes fluttered like shining stars, and Bingyi pounced on them with a smirk.

The next day, practitioners in the entire Three Realms exploded.

"Shocked! A well-known monk secretly used women's shampoo in women's clothing?"

"Indecent, civilizing young children? What's wrong with the current Internet environment?"

"A recent short film titled "Tang Monk Shampooing Loves Rejoice" became popular in the whole Three Realms. Today we came to the Tianting Law Enforcement Team. Let us listen to what the staff here have to say."

Wearing a dress with a photo of a well-known female anchor, Yang Jian said carelessly to the camera with a big gold chain around his neck: "Now on the Internet, there are always some people who are entertaining themselves. Everything can be done. Let’s take that Zhantan Gongde Buddha as an example. It is said that when he was traveling west, he had some stories that had to be told with the king of the daughter country. I have long seen that something is wrong with him, you and I Say.."

Western sky, Lingshan.

Tathagata looked at Tang Seng who was kneeling on the ground with a sad face and sighed slightly: "Get up first."

Tang Seng nodded and was about to speak when he heard the Tathagata say: "Next time if you want to do this kind of thing, remember to just say it as a teacher. As a teacher, it's good to say this."

Tang Monk:. . .

(End of this chapter)