Physical training in super seminary
Chapter 2 0 spending money to defend the battle
Chapter 2 The Pocket Money Defense Battle
My name is Lu Liang, no matter in the last life or this life, I will always be called Lu Liang.I'm in a panic now because there's a big devil standing next to me!
Today is my 15th birthday and also the [-]th anniversary of my parents' death.
I brought a cake to share with my parents. The cake was given to me by the devil because I had no money to buy it.
....................................
"Uncle and aunt, Lu Liang brought me to see you."
"Don't worry, I'm good at school, and the teachers all praise me!"
"Lu Liang is really good too, even if he is so experienced in ancient martial arts! My dad still praises him every day!"
"That's right, my dad said that he will arrange for the two of us to go to the police academy next year, and he also said that Lu Liang will definitely be a good policeman in the future!"
. . .
Qilin chattered endlessly to the tombstone, while Lu Liang sat next to him with a black line on his forehead, and my parents were lying underneath, okay?But why is it that Qilin is always talking, and I can't get in a word? ! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻
An hour later, Qi Lin stopped talking with Lu Liang's parents, and Lu Liang's paper money was also burned.The two sat in front of the tombstone and opened the cake box.
"You can't sing birthday songs." Lu Liang lit the candles, ready to make a wish.
"Got it!" Qilin said impatiently: "I say this every year, what's the matter with singing a birthday song?!"
"Did you forget how you were kicked out the year before last?" Lu Liang finished blowing out the candles, took a knife and began to divide the cake.
"Emmm..." Qi Lin was embarrassed: "Didn't it be too late after school that time, and the security guards scared us so that we were kicked out?"
"It's as if school is over early today..." Lu Liang put two pieces of cake in front of the tombstone, handed another piece to Qilin, and took the last piece himself.
Well, yes, the two of them came to pay homage to Lu Liang's parents after school every time. . .
"Mum..." Qilin took a big bite of the cake: "Hurry up, eat it, you can't stop your mouth?!"
"It's as if I can eat as much as I can..." Lu Liang dug a piece into his mouth with a fork: "Okay, don't eat so fast, or choke again! I'll just eat this, and the rest is yours! "
"You're smart!" Qilin happily "took" Luliang's cake, and began to taste it in small bites.
Lu Liang was speechless, Qilin was like this every time, and started to stare at his drooling after eating her own. . .
After Qilin finished eating, the two packed up the trash and ran home.
The cemetery is not far from home, only a little more than one kilometer. For Lu Liang, who has been practicing martial arts since birth, and Qi Lin, who was dragged by Lu Liang to practice martial arts since she was a child, it is a warm-up journey.
"Lv Liang, run slowly!" Qi Lin chased after her with her teeth and claws.
Lu Liang ran ahead: "Let's chase after you slowly, hahahaha!"
Just kidding, today is the day to give out pocket money, if you run too slowly, you will be robbed!
Well, since last year, Luliang has been miserable, and his pocket money has never been warm. . .
When giving out pocket money every week, Qilin would turn Luliang's pocket money into pieces of clothing or cosmetics in the name of "betrothal gift". . .
By the way, Laodou Qilin is a comrade-in-arms of Laodou Lu Liang, and Lu Liang was taken home and raised by Laodou Qilin since he was a child.Lu Liang's parents' pension has always been in his own hands, and Qi Lin's old bean won't let Lu Liang move, and will give Lu Liang and Qi Lin the same pocket money every week.
He called Qilin's old man Uncle, and Lao Qi raised him as his own son.
"Don't spend this money indiscriminately. It will be used for you and Qilin to buy a house in the future! It's hard to find a good wife and son-in-law. You two are childhood sweethearts, and I watched you grow up. I'm relieved!" These are the original words of Lao Qi at the family meeting last year.
Lu Liang and Qi Lin were almost killed by lightning on the spot!Is this finger pulp for marriage?still is. . .Homegrown?
From that day on, not only did Lu Liang never see his pocket money again, but Qilin also confiscated the small treasury he had accumulated since childhood. . .
Qilin said, this is called "payment in installments", and it is a dowry gift for Lu Liang to marry her in the future!As much as you give now, you will give less as a bride price when you get married. . . . . .
Lu Liang hid in the corner with tears all over his face, and accepted my bride price now, what if you grow crooked in the future?If you marry, you love yourself, but if you don't marry, you love the bride price. . .
In short, run quickly, collect the pocket money at home and find a way to hide it first. . .
"Uncle and aunt, I'm back!" Lu Liang rushed into the house.
"Lv Liang is back?" Qi's mother (I couldn't find the name, let the big guys come up with one!) came out of the kitchen with the dishes: "You two went to see your parents?"
"Well," Lu Liang smiled obediently: "I just came back from there, and Qilin is behind."
"Wash your hands, and eat after washing your hands!" Qi's mother put down the food.
"Well, Auntie, the pocket money will be sent first?!" Lu Liang blushed, and the eldest asked someone for pocket money when he was alone. . .
"Hahahaha!" Of the two of them, one was hiding and the other was robbing, how could Qi's mother not know his little thoughts: "Here you are, little ghost!"
Lu Liang took it over with a blushing face, huh?two?
"One book is in the folder, and the other book is normally hidden, why don't you hurry up!" Qi's mother was overjoyed, just a fool!
"Thank you, auntie!" Lu Liang began to hide excitedly. . .
With a bang, the door opened.
"I'm back, Mom!" Qilin rushed in, and she knew that it was time to give out pocket money today!
Lv Liang rushed towards the bedroom, trying to close the door to gain time to hide the money.
"Don't run!" Qilin stretched her legs to block the door of the house, "Be good! Hand over my betrothal gift!"
"This is my pocket money, not a gift! Besides, Uncle Qi and Auntie didn't ask me for a gift, so why are you?!" Lu Liang fought hard.
"Why?" Qilin squeezed in hard: "Just because I will marry you in the future, not my parents!"
"No, even if killed!"
"Come on less! Don't even try to marry me if you don't give me a bride price!"
"You have accepted so many betrothal gifts from me! This is a fraudulent marriage!"
"Nonsense! You want to marry a beautiful girl like me with only so little money?!"
. . . . . .
Qilin's parents were watching the two children making a fuss, and they were very happy.These two quarreled once a week, and almost contracted all the jokes of the old couple. . .
Finally, Qi Lin, who was burning with anger, made a move, and "transformed" Lu Liang into a smoky makeup with a fist.
The Luliang pocket money defense battle failed!No way, he couldn't beat Qilin back. . .
Moreover, this time the aunt gave an extra share, originally it was acting to prevent Qilin from becoming suspicious. . .
"Haha, I finally saved enough money to buy that red dress!" Qilin happily put away Luliang's pocket money, turned her head and stretched out her hand: "Mom, I should give away my share too!"
Lu Liang sat on the edge of the dining table, wanting to cry but without tears, you give me back my lovely sister Qilin. . .
Hope it doesn't go too far this time. . .
(End of this chapter)
My name is Lu Liang, no matter in the last life or this life, I will always be called Lu Liang.I'm in a panic now because there's a big devil standing next to me!
Today is my 15th birthday and also the [-]th anniversary of my parents' death.
I brought a cake to share with my parents. The cake was given to me by the devil because I had no money to buy it.
....................................
"Uncle and aunt, Lu Liang brought me to see you."
"Don't worry, I'm good at school, and the teachers all praise me!"
"Lu Liang is really good too, even if he is so experienced in ancient martial arts! My dad still praises him every day!"
"That's right, my dad said that he will arrange for the two of us to go to the police academy next year, and he also said that Lu Liang will definitely be a good policeman in the future!"
. . .
Qilin chattered endlessly to the tombstone, while Lu Liang sat next to him with a black line on his forehead, and my parents were lying underneath, okay?But why is it that Qilin is always talking, and I can't get in a word? ! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻
An hour later, Qi Lin stopped talking with Lu Liang's parents, and Lu Liang's paper money was also burned.The two sat in front of the tombstone and opened the cake box.
"You can't sing birthday songs." Lu Liang lit the candles, ready to make a wish.
"Got it!" Qilin said impatiently: "I say this every year, what's the matter with singing a birthday song?!"
"Did you forget how you were kicked out the year before last?" Lu Liang finished blowing out the candles, took a knife and began to divide the cake.
"Emmm..." Qi Lin was embarrassed: "Didn't it be too late after school that time, and the security guards scared us so that we were kicked out?"
"It's as if school is over early today..." Lu Liang put two pieces of cake in front of the tombstone, handed another piece to Qilin, and took the last piece himself.
Well, yes, the two of them came to pay homage to Lu Liang's parents after school every time. . .
"Mum..." Qilin took a big bite of the cake: "Hurry up, eat it, you can't stop your mouth?!"
"It's as if I can eat as much as I can..." Lu Liang dug a piece into his mouth with a fork: "Okay, don't eat so fast, or choke again! I'll just eat this, and the rest is yours! "
"You're smart!" Qilin happily "took" Luliang's cake, and began to taste it in small bites.
Lu Liang was speechless, Qilin was like this every time, and started to stare at his drooling after eating her own. . .
After Qilin finished eating, the two packed up the trash and ran home.
The cemetery is not far from home, only a little more than one kilometer. For Lu Liang, who has been practicing martial arts since birth, and Qi Lin, who was dragged by Lu Liang to practice martial arts since she was a child, it is a warm-up journey.
"Lv Liang, run slowly!" Qi Lin chased after her with her teeth and claws.
Lu Liang ran ahead: "Let's chase after you slowly, hahahaha!"
Just kidding, today is the day to give out pocket money, if you run too slowly, you will be robbed!
Well, since last year, Luliang has been miserable, and his pocket money has never been warm. . .
When giving out pocket money every week, Qilin would turn Luliang's pocket money into pieces of clothing or cosmetics in the name of "betrothal gift". . .
By the way, Laodou Qilin is a comrade-in-arms of Laodou Lu Liang, and Lu Liang was taken home and raised by Laodou Qilin since he was a child.Lu Liang's parents' pension has always been in his own hands, and Qi Lin's old bean won't let Lu Liang move, and will give Lu Liang and Qi Lin the same pocket money every week.
He called Qilin's old man Uncle, and Lao Qi raised him as his own son.
"Don't spend this money indiscriminately. It will be used for you and Qilin to buy a house in the future! It's hard to find a good wife and son-in-law. You two are childhood sweethearts, and I watched you grow up. I'm relieved!" These are the original words of Lao Qi at the family meeting last year.
Lu Liang and Qi Lin were almost killed by lightning on the spot!Is this finger pulp for marriage?still is. . .Homegrown?
From that day on, not only did Lu Liang never see his pocket money again, but Qilin also confiscated the small treasury he had accumulated since childhood. . .
Qilin said, this is called "payment in installments", and it is a dowry gift for Lu Liang to marry her in the future!As much as you give now, you will give less as a bride price when you get married. . . . . .
Lu Liang hid in the corner with tears all over his face, and accepted my bride price now, what if you grow crooked in the future?If you marry, you love yourself, but if you don't marry, you love the bride price. . .
In short, run quickly, collect the pocket money at home and find a way to hide it first. . .
"Uncle and aunt, I'm back!" Lu Liang rushed into the house.
"Lv Liang is back?" Qi's mother (I couldn't find the name, let the big guys come up with one!) came out of the kitchen with the dishes: "You two went to see your parents?"
"Well," Lu Liang smiled obediently: "I just came back from there, and Qilin is behind."
"Wash your hands, and eat after washing your hands!" Qi's mother put down the food.
"Well, Auntie, the pocket money will be sent first?!" Lu Liang blushed, and the eldest asked someone for pocket money when he was alone. . .
"Hahahaha!" Of the two of them, one was hiding and the other was robbing, how could Qi's mother not know his little thoughts: "Here you are, little ghost!"
Lu Liang took it over with a blushing face, huh?two?
"One book is in the folder, and the other book is normally hidden, why don't you hurry up!" Qi's mother was overjoyed, just a fool!
"Thank you, auntie!" Lu Liang began to hide excitedly. . .
With a bang, the door opened.
"I'm back, Mom!" Qilin rushed in, and she knew that it was time to give out pocket money today!
Lv Liang rushed towards the bedroom, trying to close the door to gain time to hide the money.
"Don't run!" Qilin stretched her legs to block the door of the house, "Be good! Hand over my betrothal gift!"
"This is my pocket money, not a gift! Besides, Uncle Qi and Auntie didn't ask me for a gift, so why are you?!" Lu Liang fought hard.
"Why?" Qilin squeezed in hard: "Just because I will marry you in the future, not my parents!"
"No, even if killed!"
"Come on less! Don't even try to marry me if you don't give me a bride price!"
"You have accepted so many betrothal gifts from me! This is a fraudulent marriage!"
"Nonsense! You want to marry a beautiful girl like me with only so little money?!"
. . . . . .
Qilin's parents were watching the two children making a fuss, and they were very happy.These two quarreled once a week, and almost contracted all the jokes of the old couple. . .
Finally, Qi Lin, who was burning with anger, made a move, and "transformed" Lu Liang into a smoky makeup with a fist.
The Luliang pocket money defense battle failed!No way, he couldn't beat Qilin back. . .
Moreover, this time the aunt gave an extra share, originally it was acting to prevent Qilin from becoming suspicious. . .
"Haha, I finally saved enough money to buy that red dress!" Qilin happily put away Luliang's pocket money, turned her head and stretched out her hand: "Mom, I should give away my share too!"
Lu Liang sat on the edge of the dining table, wanting to cry but without tears, you give me back my lovely sister Qilin. . .
Hope it doesn't go too far this time. . .
(End of this chapter)
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