Entering Uncle Ying's Zombie World

Chapter 49
"This box is all my savings over the years."

Simu opened the box and revealed the gold bars: "Now you believe that what I said yesterday was just that."

"Believe it, believe it or not."

Hao Lan pointed to such a box of gold bars and asked: "Brother, you are holding so many gold bars, isn't it just to prove that you are rich?"

"Of course not. I'm going to buy this monk's house. He sings scriptures and recites Buddhist scriptures all day long, which makes me feel restless."

Hearing what he said, Hao Lan couldn't help but said: "Senior brother, you are a rich man, it's cool, you just want to buy someone else's house."

Simu sighed a little helplessly: "I don't want to, but he starts knocking scriptures and chanting Buddha every day, before dawn, who can resist it."

"That's right, brother, you're already tired from driving corpses, if you can't sleep well, it's really difficult."

After finishing speaking, Hao Lan continued: "But in my opinion, Master Yixiu won't sell it."

Simu has calmed down at this moment, of course he understands that it is impossible to sell the old monk Yixiu, no one knows Yixiu better than him.

"Then what should we do, junior brother?"

Hao Lan looked around and said, "Actually, it's not difficult. Let's reason with him, and he should change."

"But this is his habit for decades, how to change it?" Simu thinks this is basically impossible.

"If you don't change it, it means that he is unreasonable. If he is unreasonable, you don't have to be unreasonable, brother."

"For example, if he knocks on the scriptures and recites the Buddha before dawn, brother, you can also make some noise from time to time after midnight, so that he can't sleep well, and make up for how uncomfortable it is."

Hao Lan thought to himself, according to Master Yixiu's behavior, it shouldn't be so unreasonable. This method of killing one thousand enemies and harming oneself by eight hundred should not be used.

Si Mu was very satisfied with this, patted Hao Lan on the shoulder and said: "Junior brother, you really have a belly full of bad water, you are smart."

Hao Lan rolled his eyes at him angrily: "Senior brother, you are calling me a curse."

The four eyes smiled awkwardly, thinking, what nonsense are you talking about?

Let's go, let's go in together. In fact, I was too disturbed by Master Ikkyu to fall asleep, so I practiced this morning.

As soon as Hao Lan said this, his four eyes understood why Hao Lan could come up with such a way, and he was also full of resentment in his feelings.

"Simu, Daoist Brother Hao, did you two come over so early to say hello to me?"

Seeing the two people coming in, Yixiu looked at them with some surprise.

"Greetings to you, can you bear it?" Simu said with an unkind expression.

Hao Lan didn't want to beat around the bush, and said directly: "The reason why my senior brother and I came to see you so early is that I hope that you can change the time for you to knock on the scriptures and chant the Buddha."

"Monk, I won't talk nonsense with you anymore. If you disturb me every day so that I can't sleep well, then don't blame me for not letting you sleep well." Simu said this very seriously.

Feeling the resentment of the two, Yixiu couldn't help saying apologetically: "I'm sorry to disturb you."

"Don't worry, I won't start so early again in the future."

"Sorry, I'm really sorry." Master Yixiu apologized repeatedly, which made Hao Lan feel a little embarrassed.

The fourth eye is a little confused, it is solved so easily, let's dream.

"Monk, since you are so sensible, let the past go."

Simu put aside these words, hugged the gold bars, and went back with Hao Lan.

After half a day passed, Hao Lan was thinking that Taoist Master Qianhe would be here soon. His arrival indicated that this terrifying royal zombie was about to make his debut. Facing this opponent, Hao Lan felt full of confidence. Relying on the third level of his magical skills, he has reached the level of Tongmai, and he can't suffer no matter what against the royal zombies. No matter how strong he is, he can only be compared with the old man Ren.

"If you add that I can now use the Thunder Palm without pressure, it will be even more powerful against the royal zombies."

Hao Lan was talking to himself, and suddenly found that a group of people was coming here not far away, none other than Brother Xiao Ah and others who escorted the royal zombies back to Beijing, Taoist Master Qianhe and a few disciples followed.

This big battle immediately caught the attention of Simu and the others, including Yixiu Jingjing, who walked over together.

"Senior Brother Qianhe."

After Hao Lan looked around and several people greeted him, Hao Lan first nodded to Taoist Qianhe.

"You are Master's new Junior Brother Hao?" Daoist Qian He looked at Hao Lan suspiciously.

Junior brother Hao?What the hell, are they channeling well, they all call it that.

Hao Lan vomited in his heart, feeling a little helpless, who made himself the younger brother Hao, compared to them, he was indeed too young.

"Exactly."

Daoist Qianhe looked at Hao Lan with a look of joy, and said with great admiration, "Genius, it is really an unprecedented genius, Junior Brother Hao, you have only practiced for less than a year, and your cultivation level is actually higher than mine."

After a while, finally getting to the point, Taoist Master Qianhe asked for some glutinous rice to bring with him.

Simu and Yixiu walked towards the golden coffin with comprehension, pointed at the coffin wrapped with ink fountain thread and said, "Could it be...?"

Daoist Qianhe nodded: "Yes, there are zombies inside."

"Since it's a zombie, why not cremate it on the spot, it's really dangerous to drag him on the road like this." Master Yixiu said a little puzzled.

Daoist Qianhe said helplessly: "He belongs to the royal family and cannot be cremated. He must be taken back to the capital to wait for the emperor to deal with him."

"So that's how it is." Yixiu folded his hands together and said, "Since that's the case, why don't you fold the tent and let it absorb more sunlight, so as to dissipate some corpse gas."

"The master really awakened the dreamer with one word."

Priest Qianhe looked at Yixiu with a grateful face and said: "The master is right."

"It's just you who talk a lot, I don't understand." Four eyes and a look of displeasure whispered in Yixiu's ear.

"Hurry up and tear down this tent." Daoist Qianhe immediately said to several disciples.

Just when the disciples of Taoist Master Qianhe wanted to do something, the sissy Wu Shilang came over, stretched out his orchid finger and scolded: "What are you doing, what are you doing?"

"Tear down the tent, let the coffin absorb some sunlight, and dissipate the corpse's breath." Si Mu opened his mouth first, but Wu Shilang ignored him, and said bluntly, "Who asked you?"

"Tell me, what's going on here." Wu Shilang pointed at Daoist Qianhe, and really didn't give four eyes any face.

"Hey, it's really hard to be a human being if you speak too slowly." Yixiu shook his head sarcastically.

The four eyes were very angry, and they stared fiercely for a while, but there was nothing they could do about him.

When Daoist Qianhe wanted to speak, Hao Lan spoke first: "Brother Qianhe, in my opinion, it's better not to dismantle it. If it rains suddenly, it may be too late if you want to set up the tent."

(End of this chapter)