Entering Uncle Ying's Zombie World

Chapter 76 Zombies Can Urine?
If it was changed to before, Uncle Jiu would never believe that such a thing would happen, a zombie would be scared and still be so cautious.

Seeing the overly cautious Nintendo slowly approaching, Uncle Jiu used corpse language and asked for help.

Nintendo breathed a sigh of relief when he heard the voice of the corpse, helped Uncle Jiu up, pulled out the talisman arrow for him, and broke it.

After helping Uncle Jiu, Nintendo stretched out his head and sniffed at him: "Why don't you have any corpse smell?"

"I just died a few days ago, so there is no corpse."

Originally, Uncle Jiu was ready to run over at any time, but Nintendo stretched out his head at him, making him think he was being seen through.

Nintendo was not suspicious, believed Uncle Jiu, and asked, "Where are you going?"

"Ren...Ren Jiazhen." Uncle Jiu said after thinking for a while, looking not too bright.

"Me too, let's go together."

Nintendo asked Uncle Jiu to go first, and he followed behind. Along the way, Uncle Jiu used one Taoist method after another to test Nintendo, but in the end he was speechless. Nintendo was really not afraid of anything.

"Why are you not afraid of anything?" Finally, Uncle Jiu asked.

Nintendo pointed to his brain: "Because someone punched something into my brain."

Uncle Jiu thought about it, his brain had been beaten into something, so it mutated. Thinking of this, Uncle Jiu naturally thought of the foreign doctor, and couldn't help cursing secretly: "It really is the foreign devil's fault, I know the foreign devil The method is not right."

Uncle Jiu has some knowledge of Western medicine, so he is more aware of the disadvantages of Western medicine. For Western medicine, he always gives injections, which always gives people a feeling of eagerness for quick success.

Of course, Uncle Jiu will not completely deny Western medicine. After all, there are some emergencies, and that is what is needed.

Jumping and jumping all the way, when passing a lake, Uncle Jiu couldn't help but feel urgent to urinate, so he stopped, stood by the lake, and started to urinate.

Nintendo, who had gone a little far, found Uncle Jiu stopped there, and jumped back curiously: "What are you doing?"

"I'm peeing." Uncle Jiu replied subconsciously without even thinking about it.

Nintendo froze: "Zombies also pee?"

Uncle Jiu was also dumbfounded, the zombie pissed, what the hell, I'm afraid I'm not a fool.

"Of course it will, don't you know?" Hao Lan also pretended to be a zombie at this time, and jumped out with a serious face and said.

Seeing Hao Lan, Uncle Jiu was overjoyed at first, and then stunned. When did the younger brother come, and everything just now must have been seen by him, right?
Also, the junior brother is making such a fuss again, and he still imitates me to pretend to be a zombie.

By the way, he can actually speak corpse language.

Nintendo looked at Hao Lan, but he wasn't so scared anymore. It should be that after getting along with Uncle Jiu, his heart was not so fragile.

"But why can't I pee?" Nintendo asked suspiciously.

"Because he and I have only become zombies for a few days, so we still pee." Hao Lan said solemnly. Although he is not sure how smart Nintendo is, Hao Lan believes that it should not be possible to fool him as a zombie. question.

Uncle Jiu also had no choice but to cooperate: "Yes, yes, we are all zombies, so we can still pee."

Nintendo was dumbfounded for a while, he didn't have enough brains, but even Uncle Jiu said so, so he believed it.

"Then do you still use poop?" Nintendo asked again with a twitch.

This made the two of them look at each other in dismay, the zombie pooping, the scene was simply too hot.

An immature zombie cannot bend its body, so if it defecates, it can only stand.

It's silly to ask them this time, if they can pee, they should also be able to defecate.

Hao Lan endured the nausea, and turned his mind: "No, zombies don't need to eat."

Nintendo sighed, and nodded again and again: "That's right, zombies only suck blood and don't eat."

"Oh, by the way, did you also go to Renjia Town?" Nintendo asked again.

Hao Lan nodded, jumped towards Nintendo, approached behind him, he made a decisive move, lightning flashed out of his hand, and slapped Nintendo.

It was so close that Nintendo couldn't react at all. When he saw the lightning, he was completely dumbfounded as a zombie, with tears in his eyes, looking so helpless, weak and pitiful.

If it could be said in human terms, Nintendo would probably wail directly: "Don't take such a trick to deceive zombies."

With a bang, Nintendo was blown away by the lightning, and the tears in his eyes spilled into the air. At this moment, his eyes were helpless. How could someone bully zombies like this.

After a successful blow, Hao Lan struck out one palm after another, and the thunder flashed across the air, extremely dazzling, violently raging and flashing on Nintendo.

At this moment, Nintendo fell to the ground, covered in lightning, his eyes became dazed, the entire zombie was undoubtedly stunned by the electricity, and his tattered clothes were almost reduced to ashes at this time.

But there were still tears in his eyes. He—Nintendo, a mutated zombie, cried again, but this time, it might not only be because of being beaten and crying, but more because his fragile and innocent heart was hurt. cheat.

Uncle Jiu looked at the scorched Nintendo, and couldn't help but feel guilty. He was a majestic Maoshan master who actually cheated a zombie, causing him to be beaten and cried again by his junior brother.

Hey, Uncle Jiu can't bear it anymore, Nintendo's appearance, plus one of them crying, it's a miserable situation.

This made Uncle Jiu a little dumbfounded. Once he catches ghosts and exterminates zombies, he would feel sorry for the poor zombies. How absurd it is.

Hao Lan saw through Uncle Jiu's thoughts at a glance. From his modern perspective, he could understand Uncle Jiu's mood. People always sympathize with the weak, even if they are not humans but zombies.

"Old ghost, are you addicted to pretending to be a zombie, and you actually feel guilty for a zombie?"

Ma Madi came out at this time, and said in a preaching manner: "Be kind to zombies, are you still a disciple of Maoshan?"

"If this is the case, you might as well retire, so as not to harm others or yourself."

Hao Lan couldn't help but be a little speechless when he saw Ma Madi staring at his nose and eyes all at once. You have the confidence to be so angry with Uncle Jiu.

Rarely, Uncle Jiu didn't reply, but just silently glanced numbly.

Ma Madi felt that it was a bit too much, so she pouted and didn't mention it again.

In this regard, Hao Lan couldn't say anything more, after all, he was a junior.

Following a burst of electric roasting, Nintendo lay there covered in scorched black. If he didn't tremble from time to time, he might have thought he was dead.

"Senior brothers, should we finish him here first, or take him to rescue Hao Hao and Qiang first."

It is very difficult for Nintendo to recover in a short time, so Hao Lan is not in a hurry to kill him.

(End of this chapter)