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Chapter 21 Monkey Wine
Chapter 21 Monkey Wine
"Squeak..."
The door opened, Lin Wan walked out of the room, her delicate little nose twitched.
"What kind of smell? It's really delicious."
Lin Wan looked surprised. Hearing Lin Wan's curious voice, the photographer subconsciously picked up the camera in his hand and began to shoot.
"Gulong..."
Smelling this mellow smell, Lin Wan's eyes seemed to be sucked into the wine jar, and she couldn't move her eyes away at all.
Zhang Hao was embarrassed by Lin Wan's appearance.
"Xiao Huang, bring another jug of wine over here." Zhang Hao said to Xiao Huang.
"Squeak..."
Hearing this, Xiao Huang shook his head quickly, and stepped back very cautiously, looking at Zhang Hao very cautiously.
"You little guy, don't be stingy. Give me another jar of wine, and I'll give you an apple tomorrow." Zhang Hao bewitched.
"Squeak..."
Xiao Huang screamed, and kept making gestures with his hands in the air, which looked like a bargain.
"Yeah, just after washing up at night, I saw the miraculous broadcast, tsk tsk tsk, I have to go to bed late, this show is poisonous."
"Hey, do you have a feeling that this monkey seems to be talking to the master."
"There's no need to wash it, master, just admit it, your monkey has become a spirit."
Not only did the number of people watching at night not decrease, but more, most people have already left work or school, and night is a rare time to rest.
And after two days of fermenting, this show has completely become popular in Xiangping City, and it is so popular that even some people from outside the city are attracted to it.
What made them feel funny was that Zhang Hao seemed to be arguing with Xiao Huang.
"An apple is my bottom line." Zhang Hao said to Xiao Huang seriously.
"Squeak..."
Xiao Huang shook his head like a rattle, and stretched out three fingers crookedly.
"What, do you want three?" Zhang Hao shook his head decisively: "No, just one, whether you like it or not."
"Squeak..."
Seeing Zhang Hao's resolute look, Xiao Huang was furious, rolling on the ground and screaming.
"Xiao Huang, you... If you can get this kind of wine, let alone three apples, even if I give you thirty catties, it will be fine." Lin Wan said to Xiao Huang on the ground.
At this moment, Lin Wan felt that there was something wrong with her brain, and she was bargaining with a monkey.
"Squeak?"
Just when Lin Wan was amused by the conversation with the monkey, Xiao Huang stopped rolling and looked at Lin Wan expectantly, and could clearly see the saliva flowing from the corner of its mouth.
"Squeak?"
Xiao Huang looked at Lin Wan overjoyed, his face was full of flattery, as if he was asking Lin Wan if it was true.
This monkey can't really understand people's words, can it?
"Here, I have an apple here for you to eat."
Lin Wan has hypoglycemia, so she will not only bring candies, but also some fruits.
While talking, he took out a red apple and brought it to Xiao Huang.
"This is an imported apple, it's delicious." Lin Wan said with a smile.
Xiao Huang took the apple in his hand with a puzzled expression, his face was full of thoughts, and the joy just now seemed to have disappeared.
In doubt, Xiao Huang bit the apple.
"Crack..."
Take a sip, and the juice splashes everywhere.
"Yeah, I know this apple. It's called Red Bee. It's a top-quality apple that is specially bred in the Sun Farm Laboratory of the island country. The price of one apple is enough to buy a third-rate car."
"Really, I'm just joking upstairs, how could there be such an expensive apple in the world."
"Holy shit, I just checked on the Internet, and there are really apples like Red Bee. They are so expensive, and the number of exports is limited every year. If this monkey eats it, I will lose my salary for a year. It's really a living It's not as good as a monkey!"
"I also checked. Sun Farm has a special introduction to this kind of apple, calling it the most delicious apple in the world. The cultivation process of fruit trees is extremely complicated and terrifying, and the cost price is unimaginably high!"
At this moment, the audience looked at Lin Wan in shock, how rich is this woman, to be able to take out such an expensive apple.
I am even more envious of the monkey who ate the apple, this is definitely the pinnacle of monkey life.
"Squeak..."
Xiao Huang slammed the bitten apple on the ground, and yelled at Lin Wan angrily, like a child who has been deceived.
What the hell!
No matter how famous people are, when they saw this scene, they couldn't help cursing.
I don't know how many people want to pick up this bitten apple. Such an expensive thing, the monkey just took a bite and threw it away. It was like throwing garbage, and it was even very angry.
Things that others have never known for a lifetime are actually rubbish in the eyes of this monkey.
Is there any reason for this!
Lin Wan didn't show any distressed expression, and she didn't feel the slightest bit that these tens of thousands of apples were ruined.
Instead, he asked Xiao Huang with concern: "This is my favorite apple, don't you like it?"
"Bah bah bah..."
Xiao Huang spat out all the apple scum in his mouth, with an expression like eating shit, and ran to Zhang Hao's side and screamed.
"Squeak..."
"What compensation do you want from me? She said she would give you apples, and I didn't agree. If you want to eat my apples, you can. One apple is exchanged for a jar of monkey wine." Zhang Hao said with a smile.
"What! Monkey wine?"
Lin Wan on the side jumped up in shock, and looked at the wine jar in Zhang Hao's hand in shock.
"You said it was monkey wine!" Lin Wan shouted in shock.
"That's right, Xiao Huang brewed it himself, but this little thing is too thieves, and the monkey spirit keeps those monkey wines very carefully." Zhang Hao said helplessly.
"This is really monkey wine, not the fake national wine sold in the market?"
Seeing Zhang Hao nodding, Lin Wan was even more shocked.
"Fuck! It's fake. I always thought that the monkey wine was a legend, and it was naturally brewed by a special coincidence."
"I also think it's too exaggerated, maybe it's for the effect of the show."
"Shut up the two idiots upstairs, Mr. Huang is smarter than both of you, why would you be surprised if he knows how to make wine!"
"Well, to be honest, I don't think it will be strange for this monkey to find a human girlfriend someday."
At this moment, everyone on the Internet was shocked and began to discuss. After all, there are many records of monkey wine in legends, but no one has seen real monkey wine in reality.
I didn't expect this thing that should have existed in the myth to appear!
(End of this chapter)
"Squeak..."
The door opened, Lin Wan walked out of the room, her delicate little nose twitched.
"What kind of smell? It's really delicious."
Lin Wan looked surprised. Hearing Lin Wan's curious voice, the photographer subconsciously picked up the camera in his hand and began to shoot.
"Gulong..."
Smelling this mellow smell, Lin Wan's eyes seemed to be sucked into the wine jar, and she couldn't move her eyes away at all.
Zhang Hao was embarrassed by Lin Wan's appearance.
"Xiao Huang, bring another jug of wine over here." Zhang Hao said to Xiao Huang.
"Squeak..."
Hearing this, Xiao Huang shook his head quickly, and stepped back very cautiously, looking at Zhang Hao very cautiously.
"You little guy, don't be stingy. Give me another jar of wine, and I'll give you an apple tomorrow." Zhang Hao bewitched.
"Squeak..."
Xiao Huang screamed, and kept making gestures with his hands in the air, which looked like a bargain.
"Yeah, just after washing up at night, I saw the miraculous broadcast, tsk tsk tsk, I have to go to bed late, this show is poisonous."
"Hey, do you have a feeling that this monkey seems to be talking to the master."
"There's no need to wash it, master, just admit it, your monkey has become a spirit."
Not only did the number of people watching at night not decrease, but more, most people have already left work or school, and night is a rare time to rest.
And after two days of fermenting, this show has completely become popular in Xiangping City, and it is so popular that even some people from outside the city are attracted to it.
What made them feel funny was that Zhang Hao seemed to be arguing with Xiao Huang.
"An apple is my bottom line." Zhang Hao said to Xiao Huang seriously.
"Squeak..."
Xiao Huang shook his head like a rattle, and stretched out three fingers crookedly.
"What, do you want three?" Zhang Hao shook his head decisively: "No, just one, whether you like it or not."
"Squeak..."
Seeing Zhang Hao's resolute look, Xiao Huang was furious, rolling on the ground and screaming.
"Xiao Huang, you... If you can get this kind of wine, let alone three apples, even if I give you thirty catties, it will be fine." Lin Wan said to Xiao Huang on the ground.
At this moment, Lin Wan felt that there was something wrong with her brain, and she was bargaining with a monkey.
"Squeak?"
Just when Lin Wan was amused by the conversation with the monkey, Xiao Huang stopped rolling and looked at Lin Wan expectantly, and could clearly see the saliva flowing from the corner of its mouth.
"Squeak?"
Xiao Huang looked at Lin Wan overjoyed, his face was full of flattery, as if he was asking Lin Wan if it was true.
This monkey can't really understand people's words, can it?
"Here, I have an apple here for you to eat."
Lin Wan has hypoglycemia, so she will not only bring candies, but also some fruits.
While talking, he took out a red apple and brought it to Xiao Huang.
"This is an imported apple, it's delicious." Lin Wan said with a smile.
Xiao Huang took the apple in his hand with a puzzled expression, his face was full of thoughts, and the joy just now seemed to have disappeared.
In doubt, Xiao Huang bit the apple.
"Crack..."
Take a sip, and the juice splashes everywhere.
"Yeah, I know this apple. It's called Red Bee. It's a top-quality apple that is specially bred in the Sun Farm Laboratory of the island country. The price of one apple is enough to buy a third-rate car."
"Really, I'm just joking upstairs, how could there be such an expensive apple in the world."
"Holy shit, I just checked on the Internet, and there are really apples like Red Bee. They are so expensive, and the number of exports is limited every year. If this monkey eats it, I will lose my salary for a year. It's really a living It's not as good as a monkey!"
"I also checked. Sun Farm has a special introduction to this kind of apple, calling it the most delicious apple in the world. The cultivation process of fruit trees is extremely complicated and terrifying, and the cost price is unimaginably high!"
At this moment, the audience looked at Lin Wan in shock, how rich is this woman, to be able to take out such an expensive apple.
I am even more envious of the monkey who ate the apple, this is definitely the pinnacle of monkey life.
"Squeak..."
Xiao Huang slammed the bitten apple on the ground, and yelled at Lin Wan angrily, like a child who has been deceived.
What the hell!
No matter how famous people are, when they saw this scene, they couldn't help cursing.
I don't know how many people want to pick up this bitten apple. Such an expensive thing, the monkey just took a bite and threw it away. It was like throwing garbage, and it was even very angry.
Things that others have never known for a lifetime are actually rubbish in the eyes of this monkey.
Is there any reason for this!
Lin Wan didn't show any distressed expression, and she didn't feel the slightest bit that these tens of thousands of apples were ruined.
Instead, he asked Xiao Huang with concern: "This is my favorite apple, don't you like it?"
"Bah bah bah..."
Xiao Huang spat out all the apple scum in his mouth, with an expression like eating shit, and ran to Zhang Hao's side and screamed.
"Squeak..."
"What compensation do you want from me? She said she would give you apples, and I didn't agree. If you want to eat my apples, you can. One apple is exchanged for a jar of monkey wine." Zhang Hao said with a smile.
"What! Monkey wine?"
Lin Wan on the side jumped up in shock, and looked at the wine jar in Zhang Hao's hand in shock.
"You said it was monkey wine!" Lin Wan shouted in shock.
"That's right, Xiao Huang brewed it himself, but this little thing is too thieves, and the monkey spirit keeps those monkey wines very carefully." Zhang Hao said helplessly.
"This is really monkey wine, not the fake national wine sold in the market?"
Seeing Zhang Hao nodding, Lin Wan was even more shocked.
"Fuck! It's fake. I always thought that the monkey wine was a legend, and it was naturally brewed by a special coincidence."
"I also think it's too exaggerated, maybe it's for the effect of the show."
"Shut up the two idiots upstairs, Mr. Huang is smarter than both of you, why would you be surprised if he knows how to make wine!"
"Well, to be honest, I don't think it will be strange for this monkey to find a human girlfriend someday."
At this moment, everyone on the Internet was shocked and began to discuss. After all, there are many records of monkey wine in legends, but no one has seen real monkey wine in reality.
I didn't expect this thing that should have existed in the myth to appear!
(End of this chapter)
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