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Chapter 330 Human beings are too complicated

Zhang Hao turned around and went back to his room, and took out two embroidery needles from the room.

Insert the two needles into the keyholes and turn slightly.

"Kakkaka..."

Hearing the metallic sound, Zhang Hao showed a smile on his face, and slowly opened the door and walked in.

"You... you came in like this?"

In the room, Chen Ruoxue was sitting on the bed, and there was a notebook in front of her. Even though she was in the countryside, Chen Ruoxue did not forget her work.

"Ahem, Xiao Huang accidentally spilled water on my bed, and now I have nowhere to sleep." Zhang Hao said helplessly.

"Squeak..."

There was a scream from Xiao Huang at the door, as if he was shouting in protest, shameless old thief, every time he blamed me, he was so shameless.

Chen Ruoxue in the room said coldly: "You have already used this excuse last time!"

Just when Chen Ruoxue got up and was about to push Zhang Hao out of her room, Zhang Hao got into Chen Ruoxue's bed first.

"You...you are too shameless." Chen Ruoxue said with a cold snort.

"Jianghu emergency, I have no place to sleep, you can't let me sleep on the floor in such cold weather." Zhang Hao said with a smile.

Chen Ruoxue was anxious and angry, there was nothing she could do about her rascal husband.

now.

A rickshaw slowly drove into Malgou Village.

The person in front was staring at the car, already sweating profusely from exhaustion.

There were two other people sitting in the car behind, and as the dirt road kept bumping, the three of them stumbled and came to Malgou Village in a dusty journey.

According to the information, the three came to the gate of Zhang Hao's house.

"A horse rider, what a broken road, I'm exhausted."

The cyclist came down and wiped the sweat from his forehead and cursed.

"vomit……"

"Wow……"

Brother Huang and another younger brother who got off the car directly supported the big tree and began to vomit.

After more than an hour on the broken mountain road, the two people's stomachs were overwhelmed, and they wanted to spit out their breakfast.

"Brother, are you...are you alright?" the boy riding the bike hurried to Huang Changming's side and asked concerned.

Huang Changming wiped away the filth from the corners of his mouth: "Don't worry, my brother is in great shape. Back then, I was so poor that I was dying. When I was a duck, I drove two tanks at a time. I... vomit..."

While speaking, Huang Changming picked up the tree again and began to vomit.

When the two younger brothers heard Huang Changming's words, they gave their thumbs up sincerely. The people who drive the tanks are all real men, not to mention that Brother Huang drives two, which is beyond the capabilities of others.

I vomited for a long time.

Huang Changming felt that his bile was about to be spit out, and the whole mouth was full of bitter taste, which was considered a lot of suffering.

"The people who live here are so stupid. The road is so bumpy, who can bear it, this poor village deserves to be poor for a lifetime." Huang Changming cursed angrily.

"Brother Huang is right."

"Brother, don't be angry. It's also fortunate that this is a remote place. Otherwise, such a large piece of jade would have been discovered by others a long time ago. How could it be our turn?"

Hearing the words of the two younger brothers, Huang Changming finally felt a little more comfortable in his heart. Besides, why should he be as knowledgeable as this kind of idiot.

"Remember, in order to ensure success this time, I have prepared three sets of plans, A and B. Plan A is that no one will find us going in, and we will steal something and run away."

"Plan B is that if the animals find us, we will feed them the poisoned food, and then we will go in and steal things."

"Plan C is a bit unprofessional. If someone finds out, it will directly change from stealth to open robbery. Do you all understand?"

After hearing this, the two younger brothers nodded repeatedly and gave Huang Changming a thumbs up.

"Brother Huang, this plan is perfect, we will succeed this time."

The other younger brother kicked at the brother who was bragging, he was robbed of everything he wanted to say, this kid is good at flattering.

Huang Mingchang liked this kind of feeling of being flattered. He waved his hand and spoke with great momentum: "Brothers, start working!"

As the strongest team of thieves, the three of them are all powerful, and they easily came to the wall of Zhang Hao's house.

"Hey I wipe!"

"Ok?"

"This……"

The three people who came to the top of the wall saw a monkey and a wolf cuddling together and drinking in the courtyard.

That's right.

It's just drinking.

Xiao Huang was carrying the wine jar, and there was another Kaifeng wine jar in front of Dabai.

These two beasts are quite good at playing, Xiao Huang lifted the wine jar and lightly bumped Dabai's wine jar, which looked like a toast.

Hit it, and the two beasts took a sip.

However, the popularity of the three was ruined, and the life of the beast was better than that of the two of them, which was unreasonable.

"Squeak!"

"Ouch!"

For a moment, Dabai and Xiaohuang stared at the three people above the wall.

"Brother Huang, we seem to have been discovered by these three beasts, what should we do?" A younger brother said with some fear: "These two beasts are quite powerful."

"I'm afraid they are a dick, just two beasts, use plan B!" Huang Changming said.

After hearing this, the two boys stretched their hands into their pockets and took out two chicken legs.

"Clap!"

The two chicken legs drew an arc in the sky and fell in front of Dabai and Xiaohuang.

"Good monkey monkey, good dog, hurry up and eat, it's delicious."

"Don't you guys like to drink? Now the good appetizers are right in front of you two."

The two younger brothers sat on the wall, pointing to the chicken legs in front of them constantly, and even danced and acted as if they were eating.

Apart from looking at the three of them, Dabai and Xiaohuang didn't have any chicken legs before they left.

The two younger brothers gestured for a long time, and finally they were very helpless: "Boss, these two bastards seem to be stupid, they won't eat the food until they reach their mouths."

"It's not necessarily stupid, it may also be that the two of them drank too much."

Seeing that Dabai and Xiaohuang still didn't respond, the two younger brothers became more courageous, climbed down the wall, came to Dabai and Xiaohuang, and picked up the chicken legs.

"Eat, eat quickly."

"Hey, I've already delivered the food to your mouths. If you don't eat it, you won't lose face."

The two younger brothers put the things they picked up in front of Dabai and Xiaohuang's mouths, but there was still no reaction at all.

"Forget it, don't worry about those two idiots, let's take the baby away first!" Huang Changming said hastily.

Dabai and Xiaohuang didn't respond, so the two younger brothers didn't stay any longer, and hurried to the boss's side.

Huang Changming pointed to a pile of stones in the corner: "This should be the jade stones that were picked out. They are all treasures. Let's take them away."

"okay."

"Brother Huang, I'll listen to you."

The two little brothers didn't say a word, when they carried the stone, their faces were still filled with happy smiles.

"Brother Huang, is this really jade? I smell a bit of a bad smell." A younger brother asked.

Another little brother licked curiously: "After licking, the smell is even stronger."

"Part of this stone was buried in the ground before, and there may be underground mud." Huang Changming said.

The two younger brothers looked at Huang Changming adoringly. Brother Huang was still knowledgeable and knew everything.

The three of them happily lifted up the stone, staring at Xiao Huang and Da Bai in a daze.

"Squeak..."

Xiao Huang is very strange, these three people seem to be mentally ill, it rained two days ago and the toilet was flushed down, Xiao Huang repaired the latrine with new stones, and put the old stones in the corner of the wall in a lazy way.

As a result, the three of them seemed to be holding a baby, and even licked it twice. The taste of human beings is really not something that monkeys can figure out.

Humans are really too complicated.

(End of this chapter)