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Chapter 1338 This joke is enough for me to laugh for a year

Chapter 1338 This joke is enough for me to laugh for a year

"Because it involves some company secrets, no one other than me is allowed to see it."

Jin Yan clearly didn't believe it, and stared at Lu Zimo with firm eyes, as if he wouldn't give up if he couldn't see it.

"Speak."

Jin Yan smiled but said, "Lu Zimo, I have to see it today. This is the time to test your character. I want to see if you are looking at something colorful."

Lu Zimo tapped her forehead, with a bright smile on his face, "I'm not that wretched." Woke up at night to watch that kind of stuff.

"Don't make fun of me, and don't play tricks on me. This girl is firm and won't take this kind of trick."

The two stared at each other, but in the end it was Lu Zimo who was defeated. He couldn't leave his girlfriend with the impression of a wretched young man.

It wasn't such a big deal.

He let go.

Jin Yan opened his notebook and saw Lu Zimo's post: What are the chances of a girlfriend being sexually abused by a roommate? Please explain. It's urgent. Wait online.

Someone actually answered below.

Puzzled woman's heart (Lu Zimo's trumpet): Young man, this problem is serious or not, but we have to guard against it. In fact, it depends on how you guide it.

What followed was Lu Zimo's words: They often slept in the same bed, and even touched each other, hugged each other, and drank a cup of milk tea together.

Confidant big brother: ...

Puzzled women: That woman even said in front of my face that she wanted to take my girlfriend for her own use.

Confidant brother: Quarantine, must be quarantined, your girlfriend has lesbian tendencies, very serious.

Puzzled women: They are very good friends, what should I do to not make my girlfriend angry.

Confidant brother: You can't say it directly, you can just find a reason.But I want to ask, are you and your girlfriend still together?
Puzzled woman: ...

Confidant brother: Don't be perfunctory, answer carefully, this is a very critical question.

Puzzled woman: No, we haven't been in love for a long time, I want to respect her.

Brother Confidant: In my opinion, your brain must have been kicked by a donkey, no wonder you have such worries.

Puzzled woman's heart: speak human words.

Big Brother Confidant: Let me give you an idea. Do it decisively at this time. After she tastes the sweetness, her sexual orientation will definitely be stable.

Puzzled woman: ...

Big bosom brother: I can see that your temperament is that kind of whiny, a bit feminine, but you can wait for this kind of time, you really are not a man.

Puzzled woman: ...

Confidant brother: I think your girlfriend should be very beautiful, if you don't want it, just give it to me.

Puzzled woman: I fuck your ancestors.

……

Jin Yan couldn't bear to watch the following conversation. She laughed so hard that she squatted on the ground, unable to straighten up at all.

She thought what Lu Zimo was doing in the middle of the night, but he was so bored, asking questions about this.

She just got closer to Xiaomei today, but she actually caused him to have such a deep misunderstanding.

Please, between male and female friends, give more trust, please?
Lu Zimo's face was dark. Seeing the girl's reaction, he also realized how stupid he had done.

It's all Chen Xiaomei's fault, she misled him, otherwise he wouldn't be so ashamed.

A certain little girl who was constantly hated by Lu Zimo rolled herself up like a silkworm chrysalis in her room and fell asleep.

Know nothing about these things.

Lu Zimo looked away, not knowing how to face Jin Yan.

Jin Yan laughed for a long time, and finally grabbed Lu Zimo's clothes and stood up. He held Lu Zimo's head and slapped him on the face, "Lu Zimo, this joke is enough for me to laugh for a year. How could it be you?" Such a cute little old man really made me laugh to death."

Hahahaha.

It was so funny, I couldn't stop.

Jin Yan simply lay on Lu Zimo's back.

Her ears were full of steam from laughing, and Lu Zimo felt that the whole person was even worse.

Finally, he couldn't bear it anymore, and covered Jin Yan's mouth with his hand, let her sit on his lap, and hugged her tightly, "Stop laughing, it's not so funny."

Jin Yan looked at Lu Zimo's black face, and the corners of his mouth curled up again.

"Speak." Lu Zimo lowered his voice.

Looking at Lu Zimo's black face, Jin Yan finally tried his best to restrain his smile, but his small shoulders still trembled.

"Do you think I'm stupid?"

Jin Yan nodded his head first, then shook his head again seeing someone's expression of wanting to hit the wall.

"to be frank."

"You are really stupid, so stupid." Jin Yan held Lu Zimo's chin and said mercilessly.

He actually thought of this method and went to ask netizens for advice.

Wouldn't it be more straightforward to ask her directly.

If he really accepted the small screen name he chose, he couldn't understand women's hearts.

He really didn't know what was going on in the girl's heart.

Lu Zimo couldn't help but look away, this girl really didn't give any face, she said it so directly.

"Let you take a good look at me, you can see where I have lesbian tendencies."

Lu Zimo looked at Jin Yan, and finally spit out a few words, "I can't see it."

"Then let me tell you, the man I like."

"Maybe you don't even know it yourself." What he was worried about was that Xiaomei would unknowingly lead her astray, and then he would really have nowhere to cry.

He can guard against male rivals, but he really doesn't have that ability against female rivals.

Not to mention, he actually found the story Xiaomei told on the Internet.

And he also read a lot of cases. Indeed, there are many girls who are as close as girlfriends at the beginning, but the back is crooked.

That's why he panicked.

I was going to find a netizen to ask about it, but I came across the strange thing called "Big Brother".

"Lu Zimo, if you don't believe me anymore, I'm going to be angry." Seeing that Lu Zimo couldn't make sense, Jin Yan could only scare him.

"You really don't like Chen Xiaomei."

He really got into a fight with that girl Xiaomei, and even regarded her as an imaginary enemy, Xiaomei was really wronged.

"Brother, please, can you think about it with your brain? Xiaomei and I have known each other for so many years, if I was crooked, I would have been crooked." Jin Yan couldn't laugh or cry.

She never expected that one day she would have to reassure her boyfriend so repeatedly that she doesn't like women.

What kind of evil did this do? How did she get to this point.

"After that, you are not allowed to be so close to Xiaomei again."

"Lu Zimo, I figured out why you have such weird thoughts, because your heart is distorted, so everything is distorted. I saw your good buddies, do I have to suspect that you are gay? .”

"It's absolutely impossible. I like women."

"In the same way, I also like men, why don't you believe it." Jin Yan spread his hands.

(End of this chapter)