me and a divorced housewife

Chapter 101 Non-interference
Kim Dae-jung unceremoniously took the stove away.

The room suddenly became colder, falling into the ice cellar, I was better, Zhang Ya was shivering from the cold.

"It's all your fault! You said you're fine, what are you messing around with? Now it's all right? The stove was also taken away, I'm miserable, I'm sure I'll freeze to death tomorrow!" Zhang Ya complained.

I was very helpless, "Miss Zhang, are you unreasonable? It was you who said just now that I am a man and asked me to find a way. I thought of a way, but now you are blaming me?"

"I asked you to find a way, who told you to recruit him? Now the stove has been taken away?"

"Then you should think of a way to get the best of both worlds."

"You know how to blame me!" Zhang Ya said.

"Who is blaming whom?" I said angrily, "Since you said that, let's go our own way now, you think your way, I think mine! Let's not interfere with each other, and you don't blame me .”

"Just think about it! What's the big deal?" Zhang Ya said unconvinced, "I must have a better way than you!"

"Okay, then you can think about it." I said and sat aside.

Zhang Ya turned her head angrily and ignored me.

But after less than 5 minutes, she stood up again, leaned over, and snuggled tightly into my arms.

"Why?" I asked.

"Stop talking nonsense! I'm cold!" Zhang Ya said.

"I thought you didn't need me. Aren't you very proud just now?"

"You are only so useful." Zhang Ya said.

"Okay, you're right, then I'll go away." As I spoke, I pretended to stand up and leave.

Zhang Ya hurriedly begged for mercy, "Okay, okay, I was wrong, I was wrong, you are very useful, you are so smart, working in an advertising company is simply inferior, you should become a president."

"Are you praising me?"

"Just take it as a compliment." Zhang Ya said with a smile, "I said, can you take the initiative and get closer to me, the more I lean towards you, the more you hide there."

"I'm ashamed."

"Come on." Zhang Ya said, "When the two of us did that just now, how hard was your place?"

I wasn't shy at first, but when she said that, I was really ashamed. I felt like I was blushing, and I was able to chat with her eloquently just now, but now I can't answer the conversation.

"Hey, I found that yours is quite big." Zhang Ya said with a smile in the dark, "I can feel it when I look at it."

"Aren't you cold?" I asked.

"It's not cold anymore," Zhang Ya said with a smile, "I said I'm hot all over, are you also hot?"

"Then if you have a fever, then I'll go away."

"Don't, I found you really boring. You said it's just us here, how boring, and I'm not allowed to have some fun." Zhang Ya said.

"Don't say such things if you're cold," I said.

"Okay, okay." Zhang Ya said, and leaned into my arms with all her strength, and said, "I won't say anything, then you can say it."

"What did I say?"

"Just talk about it, otherwise it would be boring." Zhang Ya said suddenly, "Why don't you tell me the story about you and other women?"

"A story with another woman?"

"That's right, for example, what were the women you slept with, how did they sleep, and was there anything interesting?" Zhang Ya said.

"Aren't you going to be able to talk about other things without this dirty joke?" I said.

"Okay, then you can say whatever you want, tell me a story, is this the head office?" Zhang Ya said.

"I don't tell the kind of stories you want to hear," I said.

"It doesn't have to be that kind, as long as the story is exciting, of course, it's okay to bring a little bit." Zhang Ya said.

"I don't know many stories." I said.

"I heard from Liu Ruyue that you don't write novels, so there must be many good stories." Zhang Ya said.

"But those are all suspense stories."

"What is a suspense story."

"The popular point is what you call a ghost story, do you think it's appropriate to tell it here?" I said.

"Forget it then," Zhang Ya said, "Why are you so boring? How did you pick up girls before? You don't even have a story. Come on, don't worry about it. If you have a story, tell a story. I'll tell you a story." Don’t pick, you’re not rich anyway.”

"Okay, then I'll tell you one." I said. "When I'm speaking, you are not allowed to interrupt."

"All right, all right, hurry up and talk." Zhang Ya urged.

"Once upon a time, there was a little white rabbit who lived with his mother. One day when the little white rabbit woke up..."

Before I finished speaking, I was interrupted by Zhang Ya, "Are you telling fairy tales? I'm not a little girl. If you tell me this kind of story, it should be for Liu Ruyue and her daughter."

"If you want to listen to it, you can listen to it. If you don't want to listen to it, I won't talk about it." I said.

"Okay, okay. Listen, it's boring anyway, just to pass the time. Tell me, what happened to the little rabbit after he woke up? Did he go to grandma's house and met the big bad wolf on the way?" Zhang Ya said.

"That's Little Red Riding Hood, not Little White Rabbit." I said, "Do you understand?"

"Okay, I made a mistake, tell me quickly."

"One day the little white rabbit woke up and suddenly wanted to eat a lollipop."

"Eating lollipops?" Zhang Ya smiled wretchedly, "Don't you have any dirty jokes? Why do I sound like dirty jokes?"

"How can eating a lollipop become a dirty joke?" I asked wonderingly, but then I realized that this woman is simply nothing.

"Are you listening or not?" I said, "I really won't talk."

"Listen, I promise I won't interrupt you again, just tell your story." Zhang Ya promised.

Then I continued, "This little white rabbit, after getting up in the morning, suddenly wanted to eat lollipops, and then she told the mother rabbit, and the rabbit mother gave it some money, and the little white rabbit went to the supermarket To buy lollipops, when it came to the supermarket, it said to the boss, boss, I bought two lollipops! Then the little white rabbit was caught by the boss, because talking rabbits are rare after all.”

After I finished speaking, Zhang Ya was taken aback for a moment, "It's over?"

I thought the bad joke had no effect on her, and said, "It's over."

Unexpectedly, she seemed to have a sudden reaction. She couldn't stop the car all of a sudden, and she leaned back and forth with a smile.

"Keep your voice down." I reminded her, "The golden scorpion will come again in a while."

Zhang Ya laughed out of breath, "I didn't expect this to be a cold joke, it's so ridiculous..."

"You're almost done," I said, "isn't the laugh too low?"

"This joke is really good. I'll tell Ruyue when I turn around." Zhang Ya said.

"Don't look back," I said. "Maybe she'll be here tomorrow."

"Don't worry about it." Zhang Ya said, "Auspicious people have their own nature, I believe they should not be able to catch her, maybe your police friend is already rushing to us."

"You are very generous." I said, "But what you said makes sense, and now this is the only way to go, and we can only wait."

"Well, you told me one too, so how about I tell you one too?" Zhang Ya said.

"Still talking?"

"Reciprocate, the joke just now was too funny, I will tell you a funny one too, I guarantee you will laugh like an idiot." Zhang Ya said.

"I don't want to hear it." I said, "Your joke is definitely not a good joke, it is probably a dirty joke."

"Oh, listen, it's not a dirty joke!" Zhang Ya said. "If you don't listen, I can kiss you. Your body is tied, but your mouth is not tied."

"Okay, tell me, I'll listen to you." I said hastily.

"I told it, it's an old story, a story about a woman doing good deeds." Before she finished speaking, she couldn't help laughing.

"What do you mean? Those who listen to jokes haven't laughed yet, but those who tell jokes can't stop laughing." I said.

"This joke is so funny." Zhang Ya laughed, "I've been living this joke for the rest of my life."

"Okay, let's talk." I said.

"Well, let's talk." She held back her smile and said, "***, that is Comrade ** who our ** called us to learn from. Doesn't he like to help others and do good deeds?"

"I know that, it's not that I haven't been to school." I said.

"Don't interrupt!" Zhang Ya said, "Hey, I went back to the army one night, and it rained on the road, so he hurried to the army on his bicycle, and met a young woman who was also on the way. , This young woman is so beautiful, how do you say that, she has protruding legs and long legs, so beautiful!"

"Wait, why does the more I listen to it, the less it tastes right?"

"What's wrong?"

"**** does good deeds, why are you so careful when you look at other young women?"

"Don't interrupt, the exciting event will come soon!" Zhang Ya continued, "Comrade **, just go up to the young woman and say, comrade, it's raining so hard, I'll take you back. The young woman saw that she was a prostitute, so she got on his bicycle without any hesitation. The prostitute humped the young woman on the front beam of her bicycle. Well, Liang, he just hunched the young woman back, and then returned to the army. The next day, the young woman was very grateful, and wanted to go to the army to thank **, and then made a pennant and sent it there. In the army, the leader said that ** was on a business trip, so the young woman had no choice but to go back, passing by **'s dormitory, she suddenly discovered that **'s bicycle had no beams at all!"

After Zhang Ya finished speaking, she laughed exaggeratedly before I laughed. "How about it, isn't it funny?"

"You're a rascal enough to make such jokes about Comrade **," I said.

"If you can understand, it means you are a rascal enough." Zhang Ya said.

We talked to each other for a while, and before we knew it, we fell asleep.

I don't know how long it took, but I was woken up by the sound of the door opening, the bright light outside was dazzling, I realized that it was dawn, rubbed my eyes, looked at the door, and found that Jin Dazhong walked in, behind her, followed by the same The tightly bound Liu Ruyue!
(End of this chapter)