me and a divorced housewife
Chapter 181 Speechless
Chapter 181 Speechless
Fortunately, when I went back, Liu Ruyue had already coaxed Jelly to sleep, if she found out that I took his cousin to drink, she would have to reprimand me again.
I thought this was the end of the matter, but I didn't expect to hear Liu Ruyue calling me outside early the next morning.
"What's the matter?" I got up in a daze, walked out of the bedroom, rubbed my eyes and asked.
Liu Ruyue was helping me wash my clothes with her sleeves rolled up, holding a matchbox with wet hands and asking me, "Where did you two go yesterday?"
I was surprised and found that the matchbox she was holding in her hand belonged to the clubhouse yesterday, and the name and address of their clubhouse were printed on it.
"What's the matter?" Si Chao was also woken up, and walked out, "Cousin, what are you yelling about so early in the morning, why are you keeping people from sleeping?"
When he opened his eyes, he saw the matchbox in Liu Ruyue's hand, and subconsciously looked towards me.
"Where did you find this...?" I said.
Liu Ruyue stared at the matchbox, "Red Romance Entertainment Club, sounds very high-end."
Faced with this situation, I was quick-witted and explained with a smile, "Oh, this, don't get me wrong, I had dinner with a client yesterday, and he put his matches in his pocket without noticing them after using them up."
"Yes, yes, yes, I also asked Yu Hao yesterday." Si Chao explained for me, "He told me all about it yesterday."
"Really?" Liu Ruyue snorted, "Then Si Chao, explain to me why you have the same box of matches in your pocket? Yu Hao had dinner with a client yesterday, you didn't seem to go?"
I was taken aback for a moment, never expecting that Si Chao also took a box.
"Tell me, what's going on with this Red Romance club?" Liu Ruyue questioned.
"This..." I was almost sweating, I really couldn't figure out how to turn around, so I could only turn to Si Chao for help with my eyes.
"Cousin-in-law, just admit it, it's okay, my cousin is not such a stingy woman." He said.
My sweat is completely down.
"Admit what? Don't talk nonsense." I said.
"What's the matter, it's okay, tell me!" Si Chao encouraged me.
"Si Chao, don't you kid, don't embarrass me," Liu Ruyue said, "Believe it or not, I'll sue your mother?"
"Oh, what are you doing?" Si Chao said with a smile, "Cousin, let me tell you the truth. Yesterday, I came to Binhai for the first time. My cousin-in-law said he would take me to see the world, so I took I went to this red romantic club."
"You..." I almost spit out a mouthful of blood? "It was you who took me..."
Before I finished speaking, Si Chao rushed, "Cousin-in-law, don't get excited, let me tell my cousin, cousin, I think, you have to look at this matter separately, you can't just blame the cousin-in-law, what about him?" , I just want to take me to play and leave a good impression on me. This also cares about your performance, right? Although it is a bit questionable to go to this place, I also objected at the time, but after all, he is also kind. right?"
Is he speaking for me?This is obviously whitewashing yourself!This little bastard!I spent so much wronged money yesterday, and in the end I was blamed so much!
When I looked at Liu Ruyue, she was staring at me with flaming eyes.
"Jiyue, listen to my explanation, I didn't take him there, the situation is like this, yesterday he..."
"Oh brother-in-law!" Si Chao interrupted me, "What are you doing, men, it's normal to go out to relax once in a while, right? Women should understand, there's no need to explain so clearly, just do it, What is there to explain?"
"No, what did I do to me, you kid, tell me clearly!"
At this time, the jelly came out, "Mom, what are you arguing with your cousin? It woke me up."
"Okay, okay, let's stop arguing, mom will accompany you to bed." Liu Ruyue coaxed in a low voice.
"Mom, I'm not going to sleep. Didn't you tell me to take me to bungee jumping today? Let's prepare quickly." Jelly smiled.
"Okay, let's go bungee jumping after breakfast, shall we?" Liu Ruyue said.
"Okay!" Jelly didn't speak, but Si Chao agreed with a smile.
"Don't go, reflect on yourself at home." Liu Ruyue said.
"What am I reflecting on?" Si Chao said.
"What are you still reflecting on? Look at the lipstick mark on your shirt collar." Liu Ruyue said. "See if I don't tell your mother."
"Oh, cousin," Si Chao said, "Why, I'm already this old, why are you still suing me? When I was young, I replaced my dad's toothpaste with shoe polish, and you sued me. My dad almost beat me to death." , sue now? Are you interested?"
Liu Ruyue chuckled, "I still have the face to say it, let me tell you, you kid, hurry up and find someone seriously, don't mess around like this anymore."
"Got it!" he said, "Then let's pack up and get ready to go bungee jumping, oops, I've wanted to go for a long time, and I haven't had a chance to challenge myself."
Turning around, I saw me glaring at him, and said with a smile, "Cousin-in-law, why are you still standing there, hurry up and wash up."
"I... I won't go." I said.
"Why, why don't you go? My cousin was just trying to scare you, she wasn't really angry." Si Chao turned to Liu Ruyue and said, "Are you cousin?"
Liu Ruyue rolled his eyes at him, but didn't speak.
"Cousin, let me tell you, actually, I took Yu Hao there last night." Si Chao said.
This kid can be regarded as a conscience discovery.
"I knew it." Liu Ruyue said. "As soon as I think about it, I know it's your idea."
"Don't be too busy blaming me." Si Chao said, "I'm thinking of you."
"For my sake?"
"Of course, do you think I took him there just for fun?" Si Chao said solemnly, "Childish, how old am I? Everything I do has a purpose."
"Okay, you can pull it down." Liu Ruyue obviously didn't believe it.
"If you still don't believe me, I just went to test Yu Hao for you yesterday. After the test, I found out that this test is still very necessary. After Yu Hao went yesterday, he didn't do anything. He didn't even find someone to accompany him. He sang there all night. What does that mean, he has you in his heart!" Si Chao said.
That's what makes sense.This kid has been here for so long, and he finally said a few words that satisfied me.
Liu Ruyue glanced at me, "Then who knows?"
"I guarantee it with my personality!" Si Chao said solemnly.
"Come on, what personality do you have." Liu Ruyue smiled.
"I smiled." Si Chao said, "My sister smiled, which means she is not angry anymore, so Yu Hao should hurry up and get ready."
"I'm not going," I said.
"Why are you so ignorant of flattery? My sister is not angry anymore, what are you still pretending for?" he said.
"I'm a little guilty. I shouldn't have gone with you yesterday. I really feel sorry for making such a mistake." I said.
"I said it's fine, why are you guilty?" Si Chao said.
"He's not guilty, he's afraid." Liu Ruyue directly exposed me.
Si Chao laughed loudly, "I said cousin-in-law, you are a big man, you don't even have the guts? Why don't you just jump up and down, just jump with your eyes closed, I don't even close my eyes. "
Jelly smiled, "Cousin, you are bragging."
"Bragging? I'll show you my uncle's guts later!"
……
"I think, sometimes in life you really need to have an adventurous spirit." Si Chao said with a serious face, "But we still have to avoid some unnecessary adventures and some unnecessary sacrifices."
"Okay, the equipment is all put on, you have to dance if you don't want to dance." Liu Ruyue smiled, "Aren't you very brave just now?"
"No, I have a fear of heights. Cousin, brother-in-law, please speak up for me." Si Chao pleaded, "I just spoke up for you, now let's see if you can be a man."
"Isn't it just bungee jumping, just jump with your eyes closed." I laughed.
Liu Ruyue repeated her old trick, taking advantage of his inattention, she pushed him down.
"Help!" Si Chao yelled, "I really have a fear of heights..."
Liu Ruyue and I looked at each other and smiled, Liu Ruyue suddenly reacted, stopped smiling, and glared at me.
"Listen to my explanation. He really took me there yesterday. I didn't do anything." I explained hastily.
"Really?" She sneered, "Then what happened to the condom in your pocket?"
I was taken aback, God!Why did I forget to return that thing to Si Chao, this kid killed me!
"Listen to my explanation... I will definitely be able to explain clearly, Kisaragi, don't go, you listen to my explanation..."
(End of this chapter)
Fortunately, when I went back, Liu Ruyue had already coaxed Jelly to sleep, if she found out that I took his cousin to drink, she would have to reprimand me again.
I thought this was the end of the matter, but I didn't expect to hear Liu Ruyue calling me outside early the next morning.
"What's the matter?" I got up in a daze, walked out of the bedroom, rubbed my eyes and asked.
Liu Ruyue was helping me wash my clothes with her sleeves rolled up, holding a matchbox with wet hands and asking me, "Where did you two go yesterday?"
I was surprised and found that the matchbox she was holding in her hand belonged to the clubhouse yesterday, and the name and address of their clubhouse were printed on it.
"What's the matter?" Si Chao was also woken up, and walked out, "Cousin, what are you yelling about so early in the morning, why are you keeping people from sleeping?"
When he opened his eyes, he saw the matchbox in Liu Ruyue's hand, and subconsciously looked towards me.
"Where did you find this...?" I said.
Liu Ruyue stared at the matchbox, "Red Romance Entertainment Club, sounds very high-end."
Faced with this situation, I was quick-witted and explained with a smile, "Oh, this, don't get me wrong, I had dinner with a client yesterday, and he put his matches in his pocket without noticing them after using them up."
"Yes, yes, yes, I also asked Yu Hao yesterday." Si Chao explained for me, "He told me all about it yesterday."
"Really?" Liu Ruyue snorted, "Then Si Chao, explain to me why you have the same box of matches in your pocket? Yu Hao had dinner with a client yesterday, you didn't seem to go?"
I was taken aback for a moment, never expecting that Si Chao also took a box.
"Tell me, what's going on with this Red Romance club?" Liu Ruyue questioned.
"This..." I was almost sweating, I really couldn't figure out how to turn around, so I could only turn to Si Chao for help with my eyes.
"Cousin-in-law, just admit it, it's okay, my cousin is not such a stingy woman." He said.
My sweat is completely down.
"Admit what? Don't talk nonsense." I said.
"What's the matter, it's okay, tell me!" Si Chao encouraged me.
"Si Chao, don't you kid, don't embarrass me," Liu Ruyue said, "Believe it or not, I'll sue your mother?"
"Oh, what are you doing?" Si Chao said with a smile, "Cousin, let me tell you the truth. Yesterday, I came to Binhai for the first time. My cousin-in-law said he would take me to see the world, so I took I went to this red romantic club."
"You..." I almost spit out a mouthful of blood? "It was you who took me..."
Before I finished speaking, Si Chao rushed, "Cousin-in-law, don't get excited, let me tell my cousin, cousin, I think, you have to look at this matter separately, you can't just blame the cousin-in-law, what about him?" , I just want to take me to play and leave a good impression on me. This also cares about your performance, right? Although it is a bit questionable to go to this place, I also objected at the time, but after all, he is also kind. right?"
Is he speaking for me?This is obviously whitewashing yourself!This little bastard!I spent so much wronged money yesterday, and in the end I was blamed so much!
When I looked at Liu Ruyue, she was staring at me with flaming eyes.
"Jiyue, listen to my explanation, I didn't take him there, the situation is like this, yesterday he..."
"Oh brother-in-law!" Si Chao interrupted me, "What are you doing, men, it's normal to go out to relax once in a while, right? Women should understand, there's no need to explain so clearly, just do it, What is there to explain?"
"No, what did I do to me, you kid, tell me clearly!"
At this time, the jelly came out, "Mom, what are you arguing with your cousin? It woke me up."
"Okay, okay, let's stop arguing, mom will accompany you to bed." Liu Ruyue coaxed in a low voice.
"Mom, I'm not going to sleep. Didn't you tell me to take me to bungee jumping today? Let's prepare quickly." Jelly smiled.
"Okay, let's go bungee jumping after breakfast, shall we?" Liu Ruyue said.
"Okay!" Jelly didn't speak, but Si Chao agreed with a smile.
"Don't go, reflect on yourself at home." Liu Ruyue said.
"What am I reflecting on?" Si Chao said.
"What are you still reflecting on? Look at the lipstick mark on your shirt collar." Liu Ruyue said. "See if I don't tell your mother."
"Oh, cousin," Si Chao said, "Why, I'm already this old, why are you still suing me? When I was young, I replaced my dad's toothpaste with shoe polish, and you sued me. My dad almost beat me to death." , sue now? Are you interested?"
Liu Ruyue chuckled, "I still have the face to say it, let me tell you, you kid, hurry up and find someone seriously, don't mess around like this anymore."
"Got it!" he said, "Then let's pack up and get ready to go bungee jumping, oops, I've wanted to go for a long time, and I haven't had a chance to challenge myself."
Turning around, I saw me glaring at him, and said with a smile, "Cousin-in-law, why are you still standing there, hurry up and wash up."
"I... I won't go." I said.
"Why, why don't you go? My cousin was just trying to scare you, she wasn't really angry." Si Chao turned to Liu Ruyue and said, "Are you cousin?"
Liu Ruyue rolled his eyes at him, but didn't speak.
"Cousin, let me tell you, actually, I took Yu Hao there last night." Si Chao said.
This kid can be regarded as a conscience discovery.
"I knew it." Liu Ruyue said. "As soon as I think about it, I know it's your idea."
"Don't be too busy blaming me." Si Chao said, "I'm thinking of you."
"For my sake?"
"Of course, do you think I took him there just for fun?" Si Chao said solemnly, "Childish, how old am I? Everything I do has a purpose."
"Okay, you can pull it down." Liu Ruyue obviously didn't believe it.
"If you still don't believe me, I just went to test Yu Hao for you yesterday. After the test, I found out that this test is still very necessary. After Yu Hao went yesterday, he didn't do anything. He didn't even find someone to accompany him. He sang there all night. What does that mean, he has you in his heart!" Si Chao said.
That's what makes sense.This kid has been here for so long, and he finally said a few words that satisfied me.
Liu Ruyue glanced at me, "Then who knows?"
"I guarantee it with my personality!" Si Chao said solemnly.
"Come on, what personality do you have." Liu Ruyue smiled.
"I smiled." Si Chao said, "My sister smiled, which means she is not angry anymore, so Yu Hao should hurry up and get ready."
"I'm not going," I said.
"Why are you so ignorant of flattery? My sister is not angry anymore, what are you still pretending for?" he said.
"I'm a little guilty. I shouldn't have gone with you yesterday. I really feel sorry for making such a mistake." I said.
"I said it's fine, why are you guilty?" Si Chao said.
"He's not guilty, he's afraid." Liu Ruyue directly exposed me.
Si Chao laughed loudly, "I said cousin-in-law, you are a big man, you don't even have the guts? Why don't you just jump up and down, just jump with your eyes closed, I don't even close my eyes. "
Jelly smiled, "Cousin, you are bragging."
"Bragging? I'll show you my uncle's guts later!"
……
"I think, sometimes in life you really need to have an adventurous spirit." Si Chao said with a serious face, "But we still have to avoid some unnecessary adventures and some unnecessary sacrifices."
"Okay, the equipment is all put on, you have to dance if you don't want to dance." Liu Ruyue smiled, "Aren't you very brave just now?"
"No, I have a fear of heights. Cousin, brother-in-law, please speak up for me." Si Chao pleaded, "I just spoke up for you, now let's see if you can be a man."
"Isn't it just bungee jumping, just jump with your eyes closed." I laughed.
Liu Ruyue repeated her old trick, taking advantage of his inattention, she pushed him down.
"Help!" Si Chao yelled, "I really have a fear of heights..."
Liu Ruyue and I looked at each other and smiled, Liu Ruyue suddenly reacted, stopped smiling, and glared at me.
"Listen to my explanation. He really took me there yesterday. I didn't do anything." I explained hastily.
"Really?" She sneered, "Then what happened to the condom in your pocket?"
I was taken aback, God!Why did I forget to return that thing to Si Chao, this kid killed me!
"Listen to my explanation... I will definitely be able to explain clearly, Kisaragi, don't go, you listen to my explanation..."
(End of this chapter)
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