me and a divorced housewife

Chapter 235 Surprised
"Of course it is. Why am I lying to you?" I said, "Why are you so repulsive? Aren't you very hospitable when people come to your house?"

"Can it be the same? For Chinese New Year, you take a woman home and relatives come. How can I explain it to them?" My mother said.

As soon as I had an idea, I took this opportunity to lay the groundwork first.

"What's so embarrassing about this, you can just introduce her as my girlfriend. In this way, firstly, it will explain why Liu Ruyue stayed at our house, and secondly, it will also ease your embarrassment, won't you Always say I don’t have a girlfriend and relatives smell awkward.” I laughed.

"You talk bastardly all the time, how can I say that, what should I say if relatives ask about Liu Ruyue's situation? Said that she was divorced and had a child? My son is looking for a second marriage with a child. People thought there was something wrong with you." My mother said.

"Keep your voice down," I said.

When Liu Ruyue and my dad came out, my mother didn't say anything, and went into the kitchen to cook.

The three of us sat together, we had nothing to say for a while, only my dad asked Liu Ruyue a few words from time to time, probably because he was worried about Liu Ruyue's embarrassment.My mother seems to have noticed something, and has been observing us secretly in the kitchen. I was afraid that Liu Ruyue would be unnatural, so I looked at her and found that she was fine.

After a while, Liu Ruyue said to me, "I want to buy something, you can go out with me."

"it is good."

"I'll go buy something. It's cold outside at night." My dad said, "The meal will be ready soon."

"It's okay Uncle, we'll be back soon." Liu Ruyue winked at me as she said that, and let me go out.

As soon as I went out, Liu Ruyue let out a long sigh of relief, punched me hard, and complained to me, "I said I wouldn't come, but you insisted on calling me, look, how uncomfortable it made me !"

"I think you are quite natural, much better than I imagined." I said.

"I was just pretending, you didn't see how Auntie stared at us! I'm going to be watched." Liu Ruyue said.

"I think the situation is much better than I expected," I said. "At least we didn't kick us out."

"Nonsense, it's because you didn't confess to her. If you confess, it's no wonder you don't come out." Liu Ruyue said.

"So, it will depend on your performance. All I can do is lay the groundwork and say good things to you," I said.

Liu Ruyue was very troubled, "How can I behave like this?"

"Do you still need me to teach you? For example, just now, you should help my mother cook, show your skills in front of my mother, and let my mother see your cooking skills." I said.

"Isn't it a little too hypocritical to sneak into the kitchen as soon as I entered the door? It seems that the purpose is not pure." Liu Ruyue said.

"Well, I think your analysis makes sense. It's true that you can't rush for quick success. Take your time. Anyway, there are still a few days left." I laughed.

"Oh my god! How am I going to live these few days? I feel dizzy just thinking about it." Liu Ruyue sighed.

I laughed.

"You can still laugh."

"Actually, I think it's quite interesting. Don't you think? We are like comrades-in-arms in the trenches, fighting against class enemies. We are building plank roads and crossing old warehouses secretly, fighting wits and courage." I laughed.

Liu Ruyue also smiled, "Okay, so you treat Auntie as an enemy, I will tell Auntie when I get back."

"You can't tell the truth, don't forget, from now on, we are comrades-in-arms in the trenches, we must unite and fight the enemy to the end, for our happy tomorrow, kid, you can't betray the revolution." I said laughed.

"Come on, let's make it sound right now. After we get married, we may not be able to tell who is the enemy and who is the comrade-in-arms." Liu Ruyue said.

"After marriage? Let's talk about it after marriage." I said.

"No, I have to say it now." Liu Ruyue was serious like a little girl.

I couldn't help laughing, she is indeed in love, no matter how old a woman is, as long as she falls in love, she must be like a little girl.

"You don't want to ask who should I save first when you and my mother fall into the river after we get married?" I said.

She smiled, "Since you brought it up, it doesn't hurt to answer it together."

"Help you." I replied without hesitation.

"Why did you answer so happily? Anyway, let's think about it." She said.

"Nothing to think about, my answer is clear," I said.

She was very satisfied with the answer, and smiled beautifully, "Why are you so firm?"

"It's very simple. I've thought about it a long time ago. If you two ask me about this question, I'll just say save someone. It's impossible to happen anyway. I'll make you happy." I laughed.

"I knew it a long time ago!"

……

The two of us chatted all the way back, and when we got back, we found that Uncle Gong was here. Uncle Gong is actually not too old, he is not much older than my dad. Wife, in the end his wife was beaten away by him, and he was alone until Meng Tingyun and I came back last time, and I heard from my mother that he got married again.

Old Uncle Gong has a good relationship with my dad and lives close to each other, so he often comes home to drink with my dad. He likes me very much. When I was young, my parents refused to buy me toys, but Uncle Gong would buy them for me.

I hurried forward to say hello to Old Uncle Gong, he was also very happy to see me, and blamed me for not going to him when I went home last time.

"I went home very late last time. I stayed overnight and left the next day. I heard that your old tree is blooming and it's spring. I'm sorry to bother you." I explained quickly.

"You kid just make fun of your old Uncle Gong." When I looked up and saw Liu Ruyue, I asked, "Who is this?"

I originally wanted to tell him that he was my colleague, but when the words came to my lips, I suddenly thought, why not just tell him that he is my girlfriend, so that I can lay a foundation in the mouths of these relatives and friends, and then talk about it later, It might not be that difficult. In fact, the reason why my mother rejected Liu Ruyue was that she cared too much about the opinions and views of her relatives. If she went out and let them know, then my mother would definitely not be so repulsive by then. Anyway, they all Already know.

Thinking of this, I said, "Old Uncle Gong, this year we both have double happiness. Your old tree is blooming, and my little tree is not idle either. She is my girlfriend, Liu Ruyue."

As soon as I finished speaking, everyone was stunned except me and Old Gongshu, especially my mother and Liu Ruyue, who were more surprised than the other.

Chapter 241

problem
"Yes, you boy!" Old Uncle Gong smiled, looked at Liu Ruyue carefully, and said to my mother, "It's still Haozi who has the ability to find such a handsome wife for you."

My mother was very embarrassed for a while, let's admit it, how could she accept Liu Ruyue in her heart, say no, old uncle Gong is so flattering, and she loves to hear compliments the most.He only said vaguely, "Ang."

This loud sound surprised my dad and Liu Ruyue again.

I snickered.

My mother invited Old Uncle Gong to have dinner together, and he was not too polite, and we were all used to it as soon as we sat down. Anyway, he used to hang out at our house when he was single.

My mother sat next to me and gave me a hard look, with fire in her eyes.

I quickly changed the subject, "Uncle Gong, what about my aunt, why don't you bring her over to eat with me, I haven't seen her before."

"Women, just let her stay at home, where can I take her around, what's the proper way?" Old Uncle Gong said in a masculine tone.

"Let me meet anyway." I said, "Isn't she pretty?"

Old Uncle Gong smiled, "It's okay, I'm older, but I was pretty when I was young, I think it's about the same as your girlfriend, maybe even taller than your girlfriend."

"Then you can do it!" I laughed. "I'm taller than her, and I'm almost as tall as a model, right? You can handle this?"

As soon as he said this, Old Uncle Gong got excited, put down his chopsticks, and beamed with joy, "Needless to say, you, Old Uncle Gong, were not the only ones who fell in love with her at that time, some were younger than your Old Uncle Gong, and some were younger than me." It's money, but it's useless, she just fell in love with you, Old Uncle Gong, and I didn't even chase after it, so I got it easily."

"Old Gong, you can also leave a way for the cow breeders, the cows are blown to death by you." My dad laughed.

"How can this be bragging?" Old Uncle Gong said, "It's all true. You don't know about others, but you must know about Yang Laosan. He was stalking our organ at that time, isn't it? Became my subordinate."

My dad laughed, "Yang Lao San is lame and has some brain problems. What's so awesome about him if you win?"

"Then I told you that you don't know? Besides, although Youngest Yang is lame, doesn't he still have two money at home? What does this mean for Haozi?" Old Uncle Gong asked me.

"Of course it shows that you are very charming, old uncle Gong." I laughed.

"Hey, look, Haozi can still talk. Your dad, a stinky old nine, knows how to argue with others. He saw me rejuvenated for the second time, and he didn't have this opportunity, so he was jealous." Old Uncle Gong said.

My dad was not convinced, "Stop bragging, if I competed, I would have nothing to do with you. When I was young, I was better than you..."

Before he finished speaking, my mother looked at him, "What's wrong with Yu Qian? You also want to have a second spring?"

My dad's face changed, and he quickly apologized, "No, no, I didn't mean that, I just don't like Lao Gong's bragging here."

"It doesn't matter. If you are envious, you can go to find it. My policy here is lenient." My mother said.

Liu Ruyue and I looked at each other and smiled.

I hurriedly rescued my dad, and asked Uncle Gong, "Well, from your tone, you and my new aunt are doing pretty well, right?"

"It's good, it's good." Old Uncle Gong said, "Cook me a meal one day and serve me. I still scold her for that."

"That's what's wrong with you." I said, "You forgot how your last aunt got away? You should refrain from beating and scolding in the future."

"No hit, no hit." Old Uncle Gong said hastily, "I just scold her occasionally, let me tell you, Haozi, this man usually has to look like a man and wants to stand up, you know? I can't talk to you Like a dad, afraid of his wife, you know? When I’m at home, I’ll train her as soon as I say, and if I haven’t cooked a meal, I can give her a hard time.”

"I said Lao Gong, what are you talking about, can you not get around our family's Lao Yu." My mother said, "Let me tell you, capable men have good tempers at home and are afraid of their wives."

"That's true." My dad strongly agreed.

"Go away!" my mother said, "You are not a capable man."

Uncle Gong laughed out loud, and Liu Ruyue and I also laughed.

As I was talking, there was a knock on the door, and my mother asked, "Who is it?"

"It's me, the organ," said the other side.

"It turns out that my aunt is here." I smiled.

"What is she here for?" Old Gongshu put down his chopsticks and said.

My mother went to open the door, and when the aunt came in, Liu Ruyue and I were dumbfounded.

According to Uncle Gong's description just now, I imagined this aunt to be the middle-aged version of Liu Ruyue, but now seeing the real person, I found that this is not Liu Ruyue's middle-aged version at all, but Hong Jinbao's middle-aged version.

This aunt probably weighs two hundred catties, and she has a stern look on her face. Whenever she walks, I can feel the floor of our house shaking, and as soon as she comes in, the aura alone calms us down.

As soon as she came in, she went straight to Old Uncle Gong without looking at anyone, "What are you doing here? What are you doing here without cooking?"

I couldn't help worrying secretly, under the watchful eyes of everyone, with her attitude towards Old Uncle Gong, and with Uncle Gong's temper, I might start a fight.

"What do I cook?" Old Uncle Gong said unceremoniously, but obviously felt that he lacked momentum.

The aunt was taken aback, and slapped Old Uncle Gong's neck with a slap, "You'll be able to stand up if there are too many people, right? How dare you talk to me like that?"

I thought that Uncle Gong would be furious now, but unexpectedly he smiled apologetically, "Didn't I ask you, what do I cook for? You went to play mahjong, I don't know what to cook, so I came to see Lao Yu What kind of food did you cook, so I can cook for you when I go back."

Liu Ruyue and I couldn't help but laugh.

"Then why don't you come back? You're still sitting here and eating!" The aunt snatched old Uncle Gong up, as if she was carrying a chicken, and dragged him out.

My dad leaned forward and back with a smile, "Let him brag, now it's all revealed?"

"You're still laughing, tell me, do you want to be like him and find a second life?" My mother said angrily.

"Eat, eat." My dad smiled, "The food is getting cold, Xiao Liu, you and Yu Hao will also eat."

After all, we ate in silence.

Liu Ruyue and I snickered.

After eating, we watched TV for a while, and I found that my mother was no longer staring at us like a thief, so I was relieved, but when it was time to sleep, the trouble came again.

I originally wanted to sleep with Liu Ruyue, because that's how we slept when Meng Tingyun came last time.This time when Liu Ruyue came here, of course she slept like this.

Unexpectedly, my mother firmly refused and arranged for me to sleep with my dad, while she slept with Liu Ruyue.

Liu Ruyue was secretly reluctant, she was a little afraid of my mother, it must be unnatural to sleep with my mother.

I had no choice but to negotiate with my mother, but my mother could not live or die, the reason was that Liu Ruyue's reputation was not good.

I was anxious, "Why did you arrange for the two of us to sleep together when Meng Tingyun came last time? Why didn't you consider his reputation at that time, why can't you do it now?"

After I finished speaking, I realized that I had slipped my tongue. I hurriedly turned around and found that Liu Ruyue was staring at me.

It’s over.

(End of this chapter)